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    Did they at least have ketchup?
    Does dragon blood count?

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    Is this actually a problem? Barring ridiculousness like the Jumplomancer, is being able to not fall down really all that game-breaking?
    Have you ever tried to actually hurt someone who can take 10 on tumble and pass DC 60 checks? Jump isn't so bad, but tumble gets.... fun. :D

    * I am no longer allowed to use Fell Drain on Magic Missile.

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    * I am no longer allowed to use Fell Drain at all.

    * I am no longer allowed to use level 1 spells against great wyrm red dragons. Especially with metamagic feats stacked high.

    * I am no longer allowed to cast Fireballs in "his general direction" in the middle of a forest when an enemy is fleeing.

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    59. "More minions" is not the solution to every problem. Even if they seem to be able to solve everything.

    61. I may not have an Advanced Half-Dragon Vampiric Fiendish Lich Dire Narwhal as my animal companion.

    62. I may not use Stoneskin and Tenser's Transformation to show up our fighter. It would make him sad.
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    63. I may not consult with the NPC's mother in order to find out the solution to all the dungeon's puzzles.

    64. I may not put itching powder in the paladin's armor while she's asleep

    65. I may not bury the paladins' armor while she's asleep

    66. I may not use prestidigitation to soil the paladin's armor at any time.

    67. I may not...okay look, it's not my fault if the paladin takes off her armor every night and has no ranks in sense motive.

    edit: changed the numbers to match because I got ninjaed.
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    68. I may not makes jokes involving the paladin's immunity to disease

    Edit: Fixed that for you.
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    edit: changed the numbers to match because I got swordsage'd.
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    Does dragon blood count?
    Not as ketchup, but I'm betting it'd make a great hot sauce.

    69: Not allowed to call our indentured followers redshirts, mooks, or cannon fodder, even if their only purpose is to serve a ablative armor until the PCs can batter down the enemy's defenses.

    70: Not allowed to shoot the Sidereal Exalted when the scene being described is unknown to our characters, taking place in the past, and on a different plane of existence.
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    71. No matter how smug, obfustacing, and condescending the intelligent major artifact is, it is inadvisable to pretend to wipe my butt with it. Even if it lacks the power to kill me, directly or indirectly, it is still aware of its surroundings and will carry a grudge.
    In the end, it deliberately chose not save me from certain death the next time I was in peril, so that character died. Totally worth it, though.
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    expanding upon #32....

    70. I may not persuade a bunch of wizards under my command to make an airship in a medieval setting

    71. I may not persuade a bunch of wizards under my command to make an airship then a bunch of bombs to put on it in a medieval setting.

    72. I may not then, fly the airship over the enemy's camp, drop the only two bombs made, then throw the fighter out the window. in a medieval setting.
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    73. As a Drunken Master, I may not wield my halfling teammate.
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    70: Not allowed to shoot the Sidereal Exalted when the scene being described is unknown to our characters, taking place in the past, and on a different plane of existence.
    You mean you DON'T have a Charm that can do that?

    Wimp.

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    74. When asked what my idea to defeating the BBEG is I can no longer answer with "Wake up Tharizdun".

    edit: On that note

    75. When facing a cult which aims to summon a demon to this realm I can no longer choose to beat them to it as my solution.
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    76. I can't write "Batman" as my alignment.
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    Not as ketchup, but I'm betting it'd make a great hot sauce.

    69: Not allowed to call our indentured followers redshirts, mooks, or cannon fodder, even if their only purpose is to serve a ablative armor until the PCs can batter down the enemy's defenses.

    70: Not allowed to shoot the Sidereal Exalted when the scene being described is unknown to our characters, taking place in the past, and on a different plane of existence.
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    69. No matter how smug, obfustacing, and condescending the intelligent major artifact is, it is inadvisable to pretend to wipe my butt with it. Even if it lacks the power to kill me, directly or indirectly, it is still aware of its surroundings and will carry a grudge.
    In the end, it deliberately chose not save me from certain death the next time I was in peril, so that character died. Totally worth it, though.
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    79. When playing as a mummy who is disguised with a hat of disguise, informing the other party members is a MUST.

    80. Not allowed to get angry when the party starts attacking said mummy in the middle of battle, just because he removed his hat of disguise and paralyzed half the party and 2 of the dire sharks we were fighting.

    81. Jumping into the water when your swim speed is 2.5 feet (due to being a mummy and being slowed) is NOT a good idea.

    EDIT: Fixed numbering
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    82. I may not use my companion ape to grapple and pin the big bad spellcaster while we bludgeon him to death before he's ready for a fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksheep View Post
    81. Jumping into the water when your swim speed is 2.5 feet (due to being a mummy and being slowed) is NOT a good idea.
    But you're a mummy! You don't need to breathe! And water protects you from those terrible fire effects you hate so much!

    Also: Fixed my numbering, too.
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    But you're a mummy! You don't need to breathe! And water protects you from those terrible fire effects you hate so much!

    Also: Fixed my numbering, too.
    Yeah, but when you've got Dire Sharks with 120' swim speed who are no longer paralyzed below you and angry party members in the boat above you...
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    *Proceeds to google "Bride of the Portable Hole", jokingly wondering if it might exist*

    *It does.*

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    Yeah, but when you've got Dire Sharks with 120' swim speed who are no longer paralyzed below you and angry party members in the boat above you...
    Who shouldn't willingly attack you anyway due to being animals and you being obviously undead to them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksheep View Post
    Yeah, but when you've got Dire Sharks with 120' swim speed who are no longer paralyzed below you and angry party members in the boat above you...
    Oh. Right. Bad idea in context.
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    83. I am not allowed to kill an Iron Colossus in one round by hitting it 11 times in a row with Avalanche of Blades. While at the center of an antimagic field, of course.

    84. I am not allowed to question why my weasel familiar (named Captain Morgan) always smells of alcohol, nor question why I can never find him when I need him to do something.

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    85. When encountering a door, my first answer shouldn't always be a Pick/Ax

    86. Even if the door is trapped in such a way that our rogue can't disarm it.
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    87. Mythic Strength is not an excuse to bust through every single wall that gets in my way. Doors are there for a reason.

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    88. Just because I killed a bad guy when I kicked down a door doesn't mean I need to kick down EVERY DOOR I SEE.
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    89: I am not allowed to introduce our DM to stinking cloud.
    90: I am not allowed to reset every trap (and set new ones) in the dungeon while my party is in it and leave because they stole an item that had magically enchanted my character to "desire it above all else."
    I think I just had an evilgasm!

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    91. I may not Gate in a Green Sun Prince. Not even if it has stats.
    92.Not even when playing epic.
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    93. Zombify a nun and all the priests and direct them to build my own church. Even if the assassin already killed some of them.

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    94. My half-orc barbarian may not dress up in top hat, monocle and tails. Even if it suits him.
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    95. I may not use cee-fractional strikes to eliminate the Necron base on the planet I'm trying to save.
    96. I may not use kinetic strikes on said Necron base either.
    97. In fact, I may not use any sort of orbital strike except for the weapons on our starship.
    98. And no, I may not place engines underneath the powerful force field surrounding the Necron base and launch it into the local sun.

    Cracking the planetary crust isn't that bad a thing, right?

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    99. I may no longer make bards who's specialty is stand up comedy and rimshot jokes. Regardless of whether or not I bring my own jokes to each session.

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    94. My half-orc barbarian may not dress up in top hat, monocle and tails. Even if it suits him.
    If that's wrong, then NOTHING is right!

    100. Not allowed to make a character whose to-hit chance is "YES".
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