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2011-08-31, 08:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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1038: I am not allowed to come up with party motto's when playing evil characters. (IE: An apple a day keeps the paladins away and catch it, kill it reanimate it.)
1039: I am never to summon a succubus to do "kinky" actions with the Big Bad Good Guy who happens to be a cleric with vow of Chastity.
1040: If the commoners are running screaming from a village, I am not to run with them.
1040a: Doubly so if I am the paladin.My extended signature.
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2011-08-31, 11:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-08-31, 09:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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1041: If the BBEG is a Warforged, logic loops will not kill him.
1041b: not even "This statement is False."
1041c: nor will asking him to recite the entirety of pi.
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2011-08-31, 09:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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1041d: A set containing all sets is right out.
1041e: As is: I order you to disobey me!Last edited by ryu; 2011-09-01 at 02:45 PM.
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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2011-08-31, 10:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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+1
threatening him with a rust monster stampede might work though.
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2011-09-01, 08:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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1411e: Also, Small, blue-eyed Warforged with INT 3 are /not/ automatically named Wheatley.
1411f: There has never been, nor will there ever be, a Warforged with an obsession with space.
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2011-09-01, 08:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-09-01, 08:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Bearpunch GunsmokeDungeoning Dragons. All day. Every day.Thanks so much to Eruantion for my awesome Gith Monk avatar!
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2011-09-01, 09:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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1042. When a noble turns up in a tavern, to arrest the party's employer, I may not make my way out of a back window, charm his footmen outside into following him, then steal his carriage.
1043. I may doubly not do the above but let the party's barbarian and half-orc steal his carriage, carrying said employer.
1043a. I must remember that waving them off then going back in and buying beers for every NPC in the bar is not the same as getting instant successes to diplomacy checks with them all*.
*In fact, it's better.
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2011-09-01, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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1044: No longer allowed to put the party into a pvp situation leading to pk by the third session of the campaign.
1044a: Especially not against the coolest PC in the game.
1045: No longer allowed to take revenge for pks with my next character.
1046: No longer allowed to suspect others of plotting revenge and take steps to preempt them.
1047: No longer allowed to seek out a cursed weapon that will "force" me to slaughter my allies.I'm not an evil GM! Honest!
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2011-09-01, 05:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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1048: If my character can explode, I am to explain to the party healer that "I will get better" prior to actually exploding.
(The look on her face was precious, though.)Last edited by OracleofWuffing; 2011-09-01 at 05:38 PM.
"Okay, so I'm going to quick draw and dual wield these one-pound caltrops as improvised weapons..."
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"Oh, hey, look! Blue Eyes Black Lotus!" "Wait what, do you sacrifice a mana to the... Does it like, summon a... What would that card even do!?" "Oh, it's got a four-energy attack. Completely unviable in actual play, so don't worry about it."
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2011-09-01, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-09-01, 07:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Then you get hauled off in chains by a lawful stupid paladin, get tried by a fake celestial and an old geezer with a cat, see some crayon drawings during the old geezer's exposition, and—wait, this is the OotS plot! I should've seen it when we faced that lich and the goblin cleric.
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2011-09-02, 05:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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1049: Failing an awareness check does not make me walk into a wall.
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2011-09-02, 04:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-09-03, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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1050: I may not sunder a monk.
1051: Even if we call her it in real life, my girlfriend is not allowed to he the god of awesome in the campaign.Last edited by Esprit15; 2011-09-03 at 11:31 AM.
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2011-09-03, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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1051a: Not even if she has recently had her powers stolen and is questing to get them back.
1052: Being romantically involved with the DM should not grant powers of awesome.
1052a: If the DM's girlfriend gets all sorts of powers of awesome, the DM should not punish her just so nobody thinks he is being biased toward her.
1052b: Nor should he try to destroy her campaign world when the roles are switched.
1052c: If doing so involves turning into the evil creatures she sends after him for screwing her over in his game, she should not be surprised.
1053: If I go back in time and am amnesiatic, I should probably not be trying to sell people info about the future in exchange for getting back there.
1054: Pushing buttons that I don't understand will probably result in death.
1055: "I hit it with a hammer" only solves problems involving nails and overly amorous fighters.
1056: If I tell the DM never to let me have something, he will take me very seriously.
1057: If my list of dead characters is longer than the list of everybody else's characters combined, I am probably doing something wrong.
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2011-09-06, 12:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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1058: I may not be blind.
1058 b: If I am blind, I may not be an evoker of any kind.
1058 c: Or any other spell caster.
1058 d: I may only play a monk while blind.
1058 e: See!? That's why you're not allowed to play as a blind character!
1059: I may not have any disabled senses.
1060: I may not create a spell that mimics any technology discovered after the 18th century.
1060 b: Especially anything involving explosives or fire.
1060 c: Flight is allowed.
1060 d: Rule 2183 c is no longer valid.
1060 e: Pneumatics count as explosives.
1060 f: Epic spells may not imitate other classes.
1060 g: If the effects would make the Nazis blush, it's not allowed.
1060 h: Okay, maybe we should have been more broad: the evil afterlives should not be more appealing than the effects of a spell.
1061: I am now only allowed to play a commoner with no skills who is only allowed a plank of wood as a weapon.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
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2011-09-06, 04:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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1062: We may not touch bags of holding or handy haversacks with mage hand.
1063: We may not ever get bags of holding or handy haversacks ever again, even if that IS the loot the book said you just got. If we touch one it crumbles to non-magical, un-make-whole-able dust.
1064: Acererack hates us beyond all measure, and if we reach into the haversack, he will take our hand off and try to drain our soul.
1065: We may not ever play bards or arcane classes with access to cantrips again.
(Yes, my team one the tomb of horrors with only one self-inflicted death. Teleported into stone walls.)Last edited by JackOfAllBuilds; 2011-09-06 at 07:13 PM.
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2011-09-06, 08:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-09-06, 08:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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(Theres double 1061s)
1066: I may not cast Explosive Runes on baby chicks and try to use them as hand grenades.
1066a: My druid can not wild emapthy a bunch of squirrels, have the wizard cast Explosive Runes on them, send them into a village cutting down the forest, then tell the villagers that the forest has declared a jihad against them. (Runes were activated remotely by Arcane Eye )
1066b: Any druid I play can not wild empathy a bunch of squirrels, have the drow wizard cast Scorpion Tail on them, then send them into a village full of commoners as 'vengence from the forest' either.
1067: I may not cast Awaken on random squirrels.
1068: My druid is not allowed to have its animal companion be an awakened squirrel armed with a sword and helmet.
1069: Squirrels no longer exist in DnD. Period.Last edited by Antonok; 2011-09-06 at 08:34 AM.
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2011-09-06, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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By RAW, activating them by Arcane Eye would still hurt the reader, no matter how far away they are. This means that if you wrote the runes on the Moon, and used magic or something so you could see them, the explosion would reach across the void and hit you for 6d6 force damage. It would not go abnormally far in any other direction, or hurt anyone in that long path.
Also, anyone else with extreme Spot who did not, in fact, read them, but could if they looked the right way, would also be hurt, as anyone close enough to read gets the same damage, no save.
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2011-09-06, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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1070: I will stop thinking of incredibly convoluted homebrew abilities for my Warforged.
1071: I will NOT ask for wings and a tail on my Dragonborn.Bearpunch GunsmokeDungeoning Dragons. All day. Every day.Thanks so much to Eruantion for my awesome Gith Monk avatar!
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2011-09-06, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2011-09-06, 04:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Why ask? Just spend a feat on Dragonblooded at first level, take a a pair of flaws to grab Dragon Wings and Dragon Tail from Races of the Dragon, and maybe throw in Jaws of Death a bit later for a bite attack.
If you want a breath weapon, go dragonfire adept, and you save a feat a first level.
Horribly unoptimized, I know, but I kind of want to run that now. Unfortunately...
1072: I may not play a dragonblooded warforged during anything but a one-shot.
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2011-09-06, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Bearpunch GunsmokeDungeoning Dragons. All day. Every day.Thanks so much to Eruantion for my awesome Gith Monk avatar!
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2011-09-06, 06:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-09-06, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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I didn't take it insultingy just a bit more nackground. At the time (with the dragonborn) we were playing essentials only because we were all new to D&D and my player brought in like a bajillion homebrew rules, which leads me to:
1073: I will not complain about the DM deciding against unbalance homebrew rules.
1073a: even if it is a jetpack.
edited for numbersLast edited by Bearpunch; 2011-09-06 at 06:22 PM.
Bearpunch GunsmokeDungeoning Dragons. All day. Every day.Thanks so much to Eruantion for my awesome Gith Monk avatar!
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2011-09-06, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-09-06, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Antonok; 2011-09-06 at 06:47 PM.
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Remember: Cough, Rough, Through, Though don't rhyme, but for some forsaken reason Pony and Bolonga do...They say history repeats itself, so does our constant use of emojis mean we're reverting back to Egyptian hieroglyphs?
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