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2011-10-20, 11:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-21, 03:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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1542c: Except when it doesn't
1545b: You however can say 'counter attack'
1546: When the fighter leaves a guy almost dead the wizard cannot preform a fatality if it involves the following. "Color Spray', 'Grease', 'Magic Missile', or 'Inflict Light Wounds'
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2011-10-21, 06:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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1547a; I may not begin every conversation with "I Detect Evil."
1547b; I may not end every conversation with "I roll Sense Motive."
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2011-10-21, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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1548: If the likely BBEG doesn't seem to be inclined to fight directly, you should not attack him.
1549: If the first coup de grace doesn't work, more will only annoy him.
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2011-10-21, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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1550. I may not suggest using critical fumbles to make the situation in rule 1545 more likely.
1550b. I may not suggest using critical fumbles at all.
1551. I may not suggest NOT using critical fumbles because they're no fun.
1551b. I may also not suggest NOT using critical fumbles because they're not realistic and destroy verisimilitude.
1551c. I may not mention critical fumbles. Ever.
1552. I may not nitpick the difference between realism and verisimilitude. Even if I can spell the second without looking it up.Last edited by Siosilvar; 2011-10-21 at 04:54 PM. Reason: Renumbering.
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Omnia Vincit Amor
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2011-10-21, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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1552a: Pointing out that I can also spell versimilitude without looking it up, as you never said anything spelling it correctly, is not considered acceptable behavior.
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2011-10-21, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
My Steam profile
Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2011-10-21, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Honestly, thats one of my favorite words. Mainly because it was the first word I read in a book in the last decade that actually stumped me and I had to look it up to learn what it meant. Normally you can guess by the context but in that case I couldnt. The last time that happened, it was some old woman calling a young man a disreputable tatterdemalion.
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2011-10-21, 06:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Siosilvar; 2011-10-21 at 06:35 PM. Reason: capitalization of "English"... and a smiley face
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Omnia Vincit Amor
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2011-10-21, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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(Small point: I wasn't saying you spelled it wrong, merely pointing out that, if interpreted literally, anyone could spell versimilitude without looking it up.)
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2011-10-21, 07:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Siosilvar; 2011-10-21 at 07:05 PM.
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2011-10-21, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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*Kicks self repeatedly*
I had thought that I did... Apparently I mistyped.
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2011-10-21, 07:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-21, 07:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Changing topics…
1554: If I convince the DM to let me be a pyromancer, I shouldn't be surprised when he insists that my character tries to seduce any and all pastries he sees.
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2011-10-21, 08:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Siosilvar; 2011-10-21 at 08:20 PM. Reason: For posterity, this is my 1776th post. Vive la Révolution!
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2011-10-21, 08:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-21, 08:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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1554c: It's Necromancer, not Neckromancer.
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2011-10-21, 08:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-22, 01:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-22, 01:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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1554f: Or I want the stuffing out of them
1554g: That's the bards/rogue/wilder/sorcerers job
1554h: Or the bakers
1555: Apocalypse From the Sky, may be cool but no
1555b: You cannot remove the costs to using Apocalypse From the Sky
1555c: Unless your the campaign villain or an Artificer
1555d: Sometimes not even then
1555e: Yes the text is right about metamagic effects
1555f: No you cannot
1556: Blood sacrifices are not that useful they can only give a level or +1 to a stat once
1557: Pathfinder Paladins can worship Asmodeus...
1557b: Yup your Lawful Good and you worship Asmodeus
1557c: Yes this is legal in the rules why are you checking?
1557d: The DM is busy crying come back later
1558: Changelings do work that way
1558b: Even when they don't
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2011-10-22, 02:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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1554i. I may not play a Tibbit Neko-romancer.
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2011-10-22, 05:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-24, 07:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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1559. I may not have a clown bard who lives K-K-K-K-K-K-kokaine!!!!!
I will be master of "pushy pull slidy nothingf@c$1ng stacks" also known as 4th edition.
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2011-10-24, 07:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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1560) no matter what's going through my head, an encounter consisting of lots of zombiefied housecats is not fair
1560a) nor is doing so with wight-kitties
1561) My BBEG is not allowed to use a locate-city bomb against the PC's
1561a) especially not if he add's fell drain to the mix for some good old fashioned undead fun
1561b) even if it is a far better start to the 'zombie-apocalypse' campaing than most
1561c) especially not if it then starts the scenario proposed in 1560
1562) If my pre-epic BBEG can consider apocalypse from the sky to be to tame, I'm doing something wrong
1562a) or right, if the PC's are masochists
1563) my BBEG cannot be the completed product of the group-optimizer's world breaking concept
1563a) well, shouldn't. it's pretty funny when it does happen
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2011-10-24, 11:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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1564) My 4e paladin that glows in the dark may not pretend he's a solar exalted, even if his purely defensive build killed 8 enemies in one round.
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2011-10-24, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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1565: NO Ghoulified Drow Paladin of Pelor, EVER!
1565b: Not even when Iron Heart Surge DOES do that.Last edited by boomwolf; 2011-10-24 at 12:24 PM.
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2011-10-24, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-24, 05:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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1566: An NPC with Mind Rape does not in any way count as "a great plot hook".
Come, visit the exotic desert beauty of the City of Zangiers!
(Just be sure to bring a sharp sword and sharper wits.)
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2011-10-24, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-24, 09:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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N+1 - I am not to trick the merfolk into killing each other and massacring their unborn children.
N+2 - I am NOT to go into the water
N+3 - I am NOT to awaken the eldritch, god-killing abomination
N+4 - I may not cast shocking grasp after I've been injured
N+4a - no, not even with a wounding weapon.
N+5 - my mount is not a solidified sonic construct.
N+6 - treasure chests full of entrails make inappropriate birthday presents
N+7 - as does "nothing"
N+8 - I am not to create the HatredCopter
N+9 - I may not call shot the groin area with my vorpal weapon
N+10 - no, my bloodline levels DO NOT make me a mass murderer
N+11 - the citizens of the Mechanicum plane are not known as "gears"
N+12 - Apocolypse from the sky is a no-no
N+13 - the wand of lightning bolt is not a laser cannon
N+13a - nor is the wand of scorching ray
N+13b - I may not sentence people to death with them
N+14 - I will not tamper with the Evidence