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2011-10-24, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-24, 09:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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1582. My artificer is not Nikola Tesla.
1583. My elf warblade/eternal blade/factotum/spell reflection feat rogue is not Link.
1583a. Nor is my warblade/wizard/factotum/spell reflection feat rogue.
1583b. Nor is my elf warblade/eternal blade//factotum/spell reflection feat rogue.
1583c. Nor is my warblade//factotum/spell reflection feat rogue/wizard.
1583d. None of my character builds are Link!Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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2011-10-25, 12:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-25, 04:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-25, 04:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-25, 07:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-25, 09:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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I don't know what number we're on, so I'm using letters.
A) Not allowed to use a combination of chemistry, physics, and "good ol' Dwarven know-how" to kill an adult black dragon at level one, even if I am a factotum.
A-2) Must stop using "good ol' Dwarven know-how" on non-dwarven characters.
A-2b) Even if they're hairy.
B) I cannot, under any circumstances, offer to get other party members laid using my high charisma combined with benign transposition. Especially in predominantly half-orc towns.
C) No I cannot wrestle a bear, and I should stop attempting to drump up interest in a town-wide wrestlebear extravaganza that cannot happen.
C2) Even if I crit my crafting check to craft a Luchador mask."We speak for the dead. We are all they have when the wicked steal their voice. But we do not owe them our lives."
Roy Montgomery, NYPD Sgt., Castle
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2011-10-25, 11:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-25, 11:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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1589. May not use anything that does enough damage to alter the landscape in one hit.
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2011-10-25, 11:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1589a: Unless I'm playing Exalted.
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2011-10-25, 12:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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1590: Even if I do capture a weapon powerful enough to do so, I may not blow up worlds.
1591: Building worlds with rude symbols hidden in the geography is also forbidden.
1592: Attempts at orbital bombardment of civilian targets earn me an automatic shift to "evil".
1593: If my goal is to become the most evil creature ever, I will be subsumed into the original evil by the end of the third session and told to roll up a "reasonably good" character.
1593b: The original evil has existed for nearly as long as the universe. I cannot attempt to corrupt it and take control after aforementioned subsumption.
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2011-10-25, 05:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1590: Not allowed to lose track of important information
1590a: Especially if I intentionally forgot where the Macguffin went, causing the DM to have to rewrite large parts of his plot.
1591: My god of choice does not have a personal interest in keeping me alive.
1591a: Even if I'm one of the highest level characters in the world
1591b: Even if the Dm throws an overpowered enemy against us.
1591c. Even if he sent us on the quest in the first place.
1591d: And yes, even if that too.
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2011-10-25, 08:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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1591. My cleric/wizard cannot use alchemy and permanancy spells to turn the fighter into a supersoldier.
1592. I am never again to play any class with pets, or to tame any animal.
1593. My cleric/ wizard who is obsessed with knowledge and magiscience may not interview the corrupted gold dragon, swduce it, and experiment on the resultong offspring.
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2011-10-25, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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1594. I need to come up with a better name for my ship than "Jen Eric".
1594b. Especially if I have two ships.ze/zir | she/her
Omnia Vincit Amor
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2011-10-26, 06:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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1591. My cleric/wizard cannot use alchemy and permanancy spells to turn the fighter into a supersoldier.
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2011-10-26, 07:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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1595: If can't say the character's race in one breath, I used too many templates.
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2011-10-26, 12:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-26, 12:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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1596: Unless I am playing Melee, in which case it's entirely possible to not have enough templates.
"I Burn!"
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2011-10-26, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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1597: The verbal components for my swiftblade casting haste are not "Mach Speed!"
1598: The verbal components for my swiftblade casting transformation are not "Henshin A-Go-Go, Baby!"
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2011-10-27, 12:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-27, 12:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
*deep breath*
Draconic Lesser Aasimar Unseelie Fey Sparked.
In one of my PbP games where I'm playing a human warblade//factotum/spell reflection feat rogue, that's the race of a girl named Clare, who looks mostly human, and was the result of generations of breeding. She has 28 charisma at level 4, although since one side is entirely taken up by the LA, she's technically an under-WBLed level 8. But still, 28 charisma without magic item bonuses at level 8.Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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2011-10-27, 01:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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1: The Dm approved it, and I offered to drop a significant number of ability's off those templates to get them, which he felt at the end was unnecessary for the most part.
2: In spite of my massive Cha, I did dump most of my other ability's scores. The character you mentioned has effectively NO melee ability what so ever, and was deliberately built that way. She also doesn't have much ranged attack ability, and is gonna be so very screwed if we go into an anti magic field. Deliberate weaknesses.
3: Only one of those templates has an LA. And it's LA +1.
4: Major things the character does are make spiffy magic items to help her party members (Like magic swords for the Warblade//Factotum/Spell Reflection feat rouge, or custom magic items to help unarmed combat.), casting a LIMITED number of helpful debuffs like Grease to make the warriors life easier, buffing her party members with spells, magic items, and bardic music, and healing them.
So it's not like the rest of the party is being blatantly out-shined."I Burn!"
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2011-10-27, 01:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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2011-10-27, 02:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
I felt the need to put it out there for general reference. Otherwise I might have gotten a bad rep.
"I Burn!"
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2011-10-27, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-27, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
It's in an Issue of Dragon Mag.
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Again, the Dm did approve it ahead of game start."I Burn!"
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2011-10-27, 03:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-10-27, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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I think 306. I'm not sure off the top of my head. Recently lost the computer my PDF's where on so I sadly can't go back and look.
"I Burn!"
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2011-10-27, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
the constant need to reassert this fact makes it seem more likely the DM didn't aprove it and somehow missed the cha 28
1598: when the DM has aproved something I will not constantly reiterate that they have aproved it in case they become suspicious of me
1599: I may not use the ranger variant that can use wild empathy against magical beasts against the Terrasque
1599a: I may not befreind the Terrasque and use it as the party transport
1599b: After doing so, I may not be offended when the BBEG's extort the world plan switches to a flying island castle
1599c: I may not befriend the terrasue, build a heroic fortress on the things back, and use it to challange the BBEG
1599d: I'm not allowed near wild empathy or diplomacy anymoreLast edited by BlackestOfMages; 2011-10-27 at 05:30 PM.
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2011-10-27, 10:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Morithias; 2011-10-27 at 10:14 PM.