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    Quote Originally Posted by noparlpf View Post
    Of course not, because her Int is presumably above 2.
    Yes, but my druid (who is also female) has a loose definition of the word "handle"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    Yes, but my druid (who is also female) has a loose definition of the word "handle"...
    And apparently also "animal".
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    And apparently also "animal".
    Less than 75% of it is humanoid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EspritRequin View Post
    Less than 75% of it is humanoid.
    Plenty of things that are nonhumanoid are also not animals. Dragons, for example.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noparlpf View Post
    Plenty of things that are nonhumanoid are also not animals. Dragons, for example.
    True. I was just refering to appearence, not actual types. By that loose definition, dragons would be considered an animal. We are joking about a loose definition, after all.

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    1766a: Especially while you are playing a bard/wizard.
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    her argument was that it was just an intelligent snake with mammaries. This is when the DM began crying (metaphorically)...
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    1767. When playing the giant's champion class, my command word to transform may never be SHAZAM, booyah, clobbering time, or any variation of the above.
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    1767. When playing the giant's champion class, my command word to transform may never be SHAZAM, booyah, clobbering time, or any variation of the above.
    1768: It also may not be SMASH!

    1769: Far as that goes, it just flat can't involve any Superhero references.

    1770: And Anime References are right out.
    "I Burn!"

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    1767. When playing the giant's champion class, my command word to transform may never be SHAZAM, booyah, clobbering time, or any variation of the above.
    Quote Originally Posted by Metahuman1 View Post
    1768: It also may not be SMASH!

    1769: Far as that goes, it just flat can't involve any Superhero references.

    1770: And Anime References are right out.
    1771. My champion form can't have six arms, three heads, and be named Asura.

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    1772. The homebrew charm called "Skill Beyond Hands" is not allowed.
    1772a. I don't care if it is Exalted! It's not allowed!
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    1770: And Anime References are right out.
    <.<
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    in the name of the moon...
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    <.<
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    in the name of the moon...
    *slapslapslap*
    NO.
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    1773: Equestria does not exist in the D&D cosmology, so I should stop trying to plane shift and/or gate the party to it.
    1773b: I am to stop trying to create Equestria via genesis.
    1774: Repeatedly saying Ni doe not give me a bonus on Intimidate checks.
    1774b: Even if my character is in fact a knight.
    1775: New PCs do not have to present the group with a shrubbery, and it is wrong to tell them otherwise.
    1775b: Nor are they required to cut down a tree with a herring.
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    *slapslapslap*
    NO.
    -scoffs-
    no fun.

    >.>
    <.<

    gotta catch em all...

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    -scoffs-
    no fun.

    >.>
    <.<

    gotta catch em all...
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    It's time to duel!

    Actually, I think that would work for the champion.
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    1773: Equestria does not exist in the D&D cosmology, so I should stop trying to plane shift and/or gate the party to it.
    1776: Yes it does, but it's called the Beastlands.
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    1776: No declaring independence as a nation.
    1777: No playing a magical girl. Especially if you bring in youtube clips from various anime for your "transformation sequence".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jade Dragon View Post
    >_>
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    It's time to duel!

    Actually, I think that would work for the champion.
    >.>
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    digimon, digital monsters
    digimon are the champions!
    digimon, digital monsters
    digimon are the champions!

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    Ca May Ha May Ha!

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    Getsuga Tensho!

    Bankai!

    Ok, I said it, now it's out of my system. An you don't want to sell me a deathstick. No, you want to go home and rethink your life. (Arguably the single best line in the prequel movies. Don't get me wrong, they stank, but they still had there moments. )
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    Ca May Ha May Ha!

    Futon-Rase-Shuriken!

    Getsuga Tensho!

    Bankai!

    Ok, I said it, now it's out of my system. An you don't want to sell me a deathstick. No, you want to go home and rethink your life. (Arguably the single best line in the prequel movies. Don't get me wrong, they stank, but they still had there moments. )
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    1778: I cannot yell at other members of the playground for making references to animes etc and there for derailing the topic
    1779: Chees with silver shaving will kill a wererat
    1780: Inquisitors should be killed on sight
    1781: CoC is not a race
    1782: Monsters and Other Childish things can be a horror game
    1782b: Inform your players so they don't make a character with a monster based off a Battle-Toad
    1782c: Monsters and Other Childish things normally should be played like any other game were a kid has a eldritch abomination that listens to them but cannot be revealed to the world
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    1783:High level bards are not to be messed with
    Resolute believer in letting my players attempt anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chookster View Post
    1783:High level bards are not to be messed with
    1783a: high level anythings are not to be messed with.
    1783b: not even monks
    1783c: nor truenamers
    1783d: no seriously, if they lived long enough to be high level, they're doing something right.
    1783e: and even if they just got lucky, they're money alone should be sufficient to make you unhappy

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    1783f: Cause a 20th lvl monk with Decisive Strike, Shadow Blade Strike, Weapons Finesse, a massive Con and Dex Score, Combat reflexes and Robilars Gambit, Permitted CL 20 Enlarge Person, and a Trap of greater Mighty Wallop in there boot insole can still make none casters hurt.

    1783g: And that Truenamer with the massive Int, An Item Familiar, Skill Focus: Truenaming, A masterwork Tool, a Custom Magic Item for TrueSpeak, and an affiliation membership maxed out that gives a boost to Truespeak, as well as max ranks in the skill, if he's 20th level and your 8th or 12th or 15th or so, can still fairly reliably make those stuiped checks to mess you up.

    1783h: And both can be even more dangerous with UMD.
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    1784. I should always assume a NPC's capabilities from surroundings not based on appearance. And definitely not on apparant age.

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    1785: Disarming/searching for traps by throwing another party members down a hall way.

    1785: Asking "OK, how can burn it, stab it, or blow it up?" for every quest.

    1786: Pointing out obvious traps, ambushes, alternate routes, ETC without performing an intelligence check.

    1787: Lighting random NPC's on fire.

    1788: pickpocket someone, plant pickpocketed item on another party member, reporting said party member to the guards for Pickpocketing, stealing said item off the guards after they confiscate it and arrest said party member. (Yes, I did this once, It was Hilarious [to everybody but the party member I used as a patsy].)

    1789: Meta-Gaming.

    1789: attempting to use a bag of holding for anything other then item storage.

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    1791. No, my bard with perform (sing) does not know either version of Kung Fu Fighting just because it's an eastern campaign.
    1791a. Especially since it doesn't make sense for him to create Carl Douglas's version without bring a foreigner.
    1791b. He can't be a foreigner.
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    1791C it can be allowed under the following conditions.
    1. The Entire party except for the Bard and My Monk are Down
    2. The Bards player actually has a guitar in his hands states the quickened spells he cast on me (enlarge, bulls strength, and cats grace) then proceeds to actually at the table play the entire song while I beat the BBEG and his minions to a pulp. DM ruled a +2 to attack for me due to awesome.
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    1792: Pyromania is a flaw, not an excuse.
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    1793- When the DM makes a houserule that attacks from INSIDE a monster deal 2 x normal damage, I will accept it as his reward for one incident of lateral thinking, not an all-encompassing damage hack.

    Nor is it an invitation for my dragonborn paladin to open-mouth kiss an entire tribe of lizard folk.

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    1794-No letting newbies play my ridiculously homebrewed campaigns until they've had a normal one.
    1795-My first time DMing was before I'd actually been able to finish a campaign due to DM absence issues. I shouldn't have done that.
    1796-No playing epic games without an epic handbook.
    1797-Stop complaining about getting to play gestalt.
    1798-For the last gorram time, STOP SEDUCING EVERYONE. Especially if you plan to just leave them hanging.
    1799-No more new world orders based on knowledge being used to keep the peace. They work too darn well.
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