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2012-01-05, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-05, 10:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
2120: Not to corrupt the paladins god so he usurps him after somehow ensuring he is my mindslave for eternity.
2121: The gnome may not have a mustache, sombrero, guns, a bandolier, a Spanish accent or name, and be as offensive to Mexicans as humanly possible.
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2012-01-06, 03:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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2122: As a paladin, it is considered bad form to cast Bless Weapon on an Alchemist's fire, and henceforth calling it a Holy Handgrenade.
2122a: Even if your code of conduct allows grenade-like weapons.
2122b: Throwing said Holy Handgrenade while counting "1, 2, 5!" is right out.
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2012-01-06, 10:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
2123: Large wooden badgers are no more effective for infiltrating besieged cities than large wooden rabbits.
2124: Just because they do it in the movies doesn't mean my character can do it in a single turn with a standard attack roll.
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2012-01-06, 01:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
2125: More so if I already had the party Druid Cast Fire Trap on it in addition to my own bless weapon spell.
2126: Also not allowed to have them used energy substitution on the fire trap to turn it into force damage, while they have layered Empowered/Maximize and Explosive spell on it."I Burn!"
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2012-01-07, 02:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Page 49. Shall we start coming up with ideas for the next thread's subtitle?
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2012-01-07, 03:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Probably.
Things I may no longer do while playingVIII:
This is not a guidebook
Psychics can't do that
My favored enemy is not the DM/Plot/Fellow PC/Rulebook
Now with ranks in Craft (Raging DM)Last edited by Esprit15; 2012-01-07 at 04:04 PM.
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Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-01-07, 03:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III:Iron Heart Surge will make YOU go away if you ask again.
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2012-01-07, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-07, 04:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
\A/ Why play fair when you can "Technically" play fair. \A/
SpoilerAh say ah canno' jump, ya' jus' 'ave ta' toss meh!
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2012-01-07, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: The DM banging his head against the nearest hard object is universal for NO!
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: Revenge of the Full Spell Casting Progression.
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: Next Player to say Iron Heart Surge get's Force Fed the DMG.
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: Also Entitled: Why I have to Kill Monty Python."I Burn!"
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2012-01-07, 07:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Things I may no longer do while gaming III: I really want my group to let me come back
Things I may no longer do while gaming III: Our best DM left last week
Things I may no longer do while gaming III: There are many definitions of fun
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2012-01-07, 08:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-07, 09:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-07, 09:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Spend all the hard-earned loot from the Dungeon of Doom on a wild sex party
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Celestial Warhorses are NOT proficient with Greatswords, even if their type is Outsider
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it."
~George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950
High 5e: A Review, Resource, & Request Thread for 3rd party 5th Edition Sourcebooks.
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2012-01-08, 10:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: No, Evasion does not help against flying DMG's
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Only if you pay the DM's therapist
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: That's the third DM this week!Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-01-08, 10:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I think the DM failed his sanity check.
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: 8 billion people, and STILL not enough facepalms.
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Artificer's are NOT low magic!
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I see grass of green, and men in white... (A cookie to anyone who figures this one out)Chrono Crusade avi by Ceika.
Remember: Cough, Rough, Through, Though don't rhyme, but for some forsaken reason Pony and Bolonga do...They say history repeats itself, so does our constant use of emojis mean we're reverting back to Egyptian hieroglyphs?
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2012-01-08, 10:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-08, 10:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Chrono Crusade avi by Ceika.
Remember: Cough, Rough, Through, Though don't rhyme, but for some forsaken reason Pony and Bolonga do...They say history repeats itself, so does our constant use of emojis mean we're reverting back to Egyptian hieroglyphs?
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2012-01-08, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-08, 11:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Last edited by Vknight; 2012-01-08 at 04:07 PM.
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2012-01-08, 01:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-08, 03:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
2128: I may not play a fiend of posession in the Tomb of Horrors.
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2012-01-08, 03:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-08, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: A Failed Book-Dodge Cannot Be Fixed With Iron Heart Surge
\A/ Why play fair when you can "Technically" play fair. \A/
SpoilerAh say ah canno' jump, ya' jus' 'ave ta' toss meh!
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2012-01-08, 09:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-08, 09:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Stop Targeting Player's Will Saves Vs. Insanity
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Why Must You Always Ruin Everything?
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2012-01-08, 11:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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TIMNDWP III:"Did you just iron heart surge the munchkin away?"
Last edited by wiimanclassic; 2012-01-08 at 11:46 PM.
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2012-01-09, 12:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero.
(AKA entry #2129)I am not crazy! I prefer "reality impaired".
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2012-01-09, 09:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Haha!