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    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I Think We Need a Sonic Says Right About Now

    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: My Favored Enemy is the Dramatic Tension
    Anachronism will never high-light the folly of my convictions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomLunatic View Post
    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero.

    (AKA entry #2129)
    This one's my favourite. The reflex save one is runner-up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoot Da Moon View Post
    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: My Favored Enemy is the Dramatic Tension
    I really like this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NowhereMan583 View Post
    I really like this one.
    Maybe "Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Dramatic Tension Is Not The Enemy"
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    Rockphed said it well.
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    Ones that came up this weekend:
    2129 I will not point out that between the female PC's and the established NPCs, we now have the Tsundere, Ms Popular, and Bad Girl with daddy issues. All I need is affectionate staff girl and a bubbly genius and I'm in a harem series.
    2130 I will not point out the likelihood of finding the last two in the main plot of helping the nature lovers "heal" the demon scared lands using some crazy magical something or the other.
    2131 Even though it IS the legal punishment for murder where we found her, I am not allowed to sell the Bad Girl Bandit Princess into slavery, nor keep her as my own slave. After all I have the rest of the party to think of.
    2132 I am not allowed to seduce the Bad Girl to the side of good just to turn the campaign into a harem series.
    2133 After seducing the Bad Girl to the forces of good I am not allowed to refer to her as "Vagette" or "Yomchina". Even though she was a bandit.
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    2134. I may not give my drunken irish rogue "Phobia: Children" and "Adventuring Goal: Eliminate children and the means of their creation from the game world."

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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: I may not Iron Heart Surge Gravity.


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    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: The Campaign Journal Looks Like Something Out of "Se7en"

    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: And That's Terrible

    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: Why Do You Hate Fun?

    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I Used to GM, Then I Took an Arrow to the Knee
    Anachronism will never high-light the folly of my convictions!

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    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: It's okay Steve, we got rid of him. You can come out of your room now. Steve?

    It's a bit long, but it is the logical conclusion of what would happen if you did these kinds of things to the DM.
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    Not me, but somebody else I know:

    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I will not refuse short rests as a dark pact warlock to stack my darkspiral aura for the damage bonus it grants when channeled through a darkspiral rod
    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I will not stack my darkspiral aura so high over the course of the day that I take the final boss from not quite bloodied to dead in one round of granted attacks
    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I will not deal damage comparable to our optimized two-blade ranger's Jaws of the Wolf with Eldritch Blast
    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I will not make the ranger player cry again
    Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I can't make an Eldritch Blast that takes the mage into the negative double digits non-lethal

    Was at somewhere close to 30 aura at the end of that series of encounters, giving him an additional +30 bonus to damage rolls, on top of a bunch of damage bonuses from the leaders.

    After that, DM ruled that darkspiral aura reset at the end of every encounter, rest or no rest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockphed View Post
    Maybe "Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Dramatic Tension Is Not The Enemy"
    I must confess, this may be my favorite thus far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elemental View Post
    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: It's okay Steve, we got rid of him. You can come out of your room now. Steve?

    It's a bit long, but it is the logical conclusion of what would happen if you did these kinds of things to the DM.
    OK this is my new second favorite

    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: It's okay Steve, we'll stop now
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    Things I may no Longer Do While Gaming III: "Hey! You got Pony in my D&D!" "Hey! You got D&D in my Pony!"

    I had to.
    "I Burn!"

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    Things I may no Longer Do While Gaming III: I used to be a PC, then I took a DMG to the face.

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    Good suggestions, everyone, and congratulations RandomLunatic. Here's the new thread:

    http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...php?p=12522749
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    Attempting to use Iron Heart Surge can often lead to the player removing the 'not being beaten upside the head' condition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonok View Post
    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I think the DM failed his sanity check.

    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: 8 billion people, and STILL not enough facepalms.

    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: Artificer's are NOT low magic!

    Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I see grass of green, and men in white... (A cookie to anyone who figures this one out)
    What a wonderful world!

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    Accidentally starting a riot after feeling sorry for a bunch of beggars and tossing handfulls of gold in the street.

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    Hey blackestofmages watch your numbering you screwed some people up

    2117: No matter how good a debater I am out of character there is no way to logically get out of falling after your paladin kills his patron god.
    what if the god asked the paladin to kill him and the paladin, being lawful good and thus beleiving that the good aligned god's plan will help the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeardFaceChuck View Post
    Accidentally starting a riot after feeling sorry for a bunch of beggars and tossing handfulls of gold in the street.
    Quote Originally Posted by LibrarianHuntar View Post
    what if the god asked the paladin to kill him and the paladin, being lawful good and thus beleiving that the good aligned god's plan will help the world.
    *AHEM* The new-ish thread.
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