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2012-01-10, 10:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I Think We Need a Sonic Says Right About Now
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: My Favored Enemy is the Dramatic TensionAnachronism will never high-light the folly of my convictions!
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2012-01-10, 11:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-10, 01:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-10, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-10, 04:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ones that came up this weekend:
2129 I will not point out that between the female PC's and the established NPCs, we now have the Tsundere, Ms Popular, and Bad Girl with daddy issues. All I need is affectionate staff girl and a bubbly genius and I'm in a harem series.
2130 I will not point out the likelihood of finding the last two in the main plot of helping the nature lovers "heal" the demon scared lands using some crazy magical something or the other.
2131 Even though it IS the legal punishment for murder where we found her, I am not allowed to sell the Bad Girl Bandit Princess into slavery, nor keep her as my own slave. After all I have the rest of the party to think of.
2132 I am not allowed to seduce the Bad Girl to the side of good just to turn the campaign into a harem series.
2133 After seducing the Bad Girl to the forces of good I am not allowed to refer to her as "Vagette" or "Yomchina". Even though she was a bandit.
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2012-01-10, 11:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2134. I may not give my drunken irish rogue "Phobia: Children" and "Adventuring Goal: Eliminate children and the means of their creation from the game world."
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2012-01-10, 11:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-11, 01:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: The Campaign Journal Looks Like Something Out of "Se7en"
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: And That's Terrible
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: Why Do You Hate Fun?
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I Used to GM, Then I Took an Arrow to the KneeAnachronism will never high-light the folly of my convictions!
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2012-01-11, 02:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: It's okay Steve, we got rid of him. You can come out of your room now. Steve?
It's a bit long, but it is the logical conclusion of what would happen if you did these kinds of things to the DM.Last edited by Elemental; 2012-01-11 at 02:09 AM.
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2012-01-11, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Not me, but somebody else I know:
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I will not refuse short rests as a dark pact warlock to stack my darkspiral aura for the damage bonus it grants when channeled through a darkspiral rod
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I will not stack my darkspiral aura so high over the course of the day that I take the final boss from not quite bloodied to dead in one round of granted attacks
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I will not deal damage comparable to our optimized two-blade ranger's Jaws of the Wolf with Eldritch Blast
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I will not make the ranger player cry again
Things I May No Longer Do While Gaming III: I can't make an Eldritch Blast that takes the mage into the negative double digits non-lethal
Was at somewhere close to 30 aura at the end of that series of encounters, giving him an additional +30 bonus to damage rolls, on top of a bunch of damage bonuses from the leaders.
After that, DM ruled that darkspiral aura reset at the end of every encounter, rest or no rest.Last edited by Rotho; 2012-01-11 at 06:46 PM.
It's all fun and games until you out-damage the optimized ranger with an RBA. Then it's broken.
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2012-01-11, 08:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-11, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-11, 09:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Things I may no Longer Do While Gaming III: "Hey! You got Pony in my D&D!" "Hey! You got D&D in my Pony!"
I had to."I Burn!"
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2012-01-12, 12:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Things I may no Longer Do While Gaming III: I used to be a PC, then I took a DMG to the face.
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2012-01-13, 01:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Good suggestions, everyone, and congratulations RandomLunatic. Here's the new thread:
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...php?p=12522749
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2012-01-13, 12:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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What a wonderful world!
EDIT: I see someone else got it first. Oh well, still I provided a link to the actual song.
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2012-01-13, 01:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Accidentally starting a riot after feeling sorry for a bunch of beggars and tossing handfulls of gold in the street.
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2012-02-02, 12:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
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2012-02-03, 03:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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*AHEM* The new-ish thread.