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2011-07-14, 04:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
283. I may not create a halfling bard named Kilmo
284. Who specializes in performance: mime
285. And uses a bicycle horn as a musical instrument
286. Nor may he ever use prestidigitation to create banana peels on the street as the mayor walks by.
287. Nor should my next character try to take vengence on the party for killing Kilmo.
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2011-07-14, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Surrounded by Books
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
288. I may not have a Succubus as my cohort.
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2011-07-14, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Lost in the Hinterlands
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
289. I may not write "Yes" as my Charisma score on my character sheet.
A father taken by time, a brother dead by my own hand.
With this work behold my grief, in Stone and shifting sand.
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2011-07-14, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Curitiba, Brasil
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
108q. Trololo song also isn't for your sweet time.
108r. Inspire greatness also isn't.My Homebrew
5e - The Artificer (of Alancia)
AGE of Darkness, converting World of Darkness to AGE
Dungeons & Dark Souls, bringing the Souls universe to your 5e
My DMs Guild products
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2011-07-14, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Surrounded by Books
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
290. I may not use 108 as my to-do list once I get Suggestion.
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2011-07-14, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- My own mind
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
291. Cleric do not get to add their Perform(Dance) ranks to turn/bolster undead checks. Especially when zombies are involved.
292. Not allowed to use the Portable Hole and Bag of Holding as a bomb. Again.
293. Conjuration [calling] and [summoning] spells are not substitutes for hunting.
294. I am only allowed to reference combat rules from 2 books per encounter.
295. No launching swine past the upper atmosphere.Last edited by GFawkes; 2011-07-14 at 05:26 PM.
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2011-07-14, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Uh.. You're numbering might need some adjusting. Swordsage'd.
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2011-07-14, 05:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- My own mind
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Fixed. And also:
296. No casting Gate on the door to the outhouse.Awesome Gordon Freemane Avatar by Dirtytabs
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2011-07-14, 05:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- My skills exceed yours!
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
297. I may not use polymorph any object to turn any chair I sit in into a life-sized statue of the DM's girlfriend.
297a. He will hit me with the Spell Compendium.
298. When I DM, I must exercise restraint on the part of my gods.
298a. One of my player's drawing a fake moustache on Heironeous's statue should not provoke me to get out the Book of Exalted Deeds so I can send an Aleax after him.
299. Playing the Imperial March every time the BBEG shows up is not the correct way to set the mood.
300. I may not write Spot DC 25 as my character's gender.
Edit: Swordsage'dLast edited by NeoSeraphi; 2011-07-14 at 05:37 PM.
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2011-07-14, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
297b. I may not turn it into a life-sized statue of the DM either.
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2011-07-14, 06:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Chicago
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Last edited by Flame of Anor; 2011-07-14 at 08:22 PM.
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2011-07-14, 06:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting
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2011-07-14, 06:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
302. If someone needs to use psionics more frequently, that does not mean they need to Lurk more.
Last edited by GFawkes; 2011-07-14 at 07:05 PM.
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2011-07-14, 06:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
303. I may not make a character using only homebrew material no one in my group has ever heard of.
Check your numbers, guys.
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2011-07-14, 06:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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2011-07-14, 07:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2011-07-14, 07:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Surrounded by Books
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
304. I will not try to convert Clerics I meet to Atheism.
304a. Even if I have a high enough Diplomacy.
304b. Especially if I'm trying to use Craft: Basketweaving to do so.
"The basket... It's... It's so beautiful! My god pales in comparison to the perfection that is this basket!"
...Last edited by Welknair; 2011-07-14 at 07:32 PM.
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2011-07-14, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
305. Elder Brains are not to be eaten, even if they do taste like Jell-O.
Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
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2011-07-14, 09:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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- Here
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2011-07-14, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Chicago
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2011-07-14, 10:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
307. I cannot make Far Realms jokes as if it were Russia.
307a. Even if sandwiches really eat you there.
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2011-07-14, 11:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
308:I am not allowed to give the Wilden Druid who is always in bear form a monocle and a top hat
309:I am also not allowed to give said character alcohol EVER
310:I am also not allowed to let him roll Diplomacy to convince a very drunk girl in the bar to get him a room
311:I am not allowed to let him do anything Ic without asking me first OOC (because otherwise he'll try to preform on the streets of the town as a bear to earn money[He actually tried it])
Edit:Added a couple moreLast edited by Flame9006; 2011-07-14 at 11:58 PM.
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2011-07-15, 12:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Most if not all of these apply to 7th Sea.
312: I may not tie the laces on "Mad" Jack O'Bannon's Seven League Striders together.
313: I may not retroactively issue a duel to someone who I have just shot.
314: No matter how many points I put into it, the Quack skill is not a substitute for the Surgery skill.
315: The sympathetic healer may not carry a bag of live rats to transfer his wounds onto.
316: Even if the sympathetic healer transfers eleven wounds onto a rat, it does not explode.
317: Causing a rat to explode and showering the enemies with rat pieces does not give you a bonus to intimidation checks.
318: Mjy Vjesten Skjald mjay njot tjake ljibjertjies wjith thje rjunjic ajlphjabjet.
319: When issued a duel and asked to choose my weapon, I may not choose the other guys weapon.
320: I may not unionize the brute squads.
321: Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.
322: My Highlander's name may not be McHammer.
323: I may not start with every language except for ones the rest of the group speaks.
324: I may not walk into L'Empereur's court, activate Stone Knight to grant me limited invincibility, and talk smack to L'Empereur until I drop dead 24 hours later.
324a: I may not resurrect myself and do the exact same thing the next day.
324b: I may, however, do this to Giovanni Villanova. I understand that I do so at my own peril.
325: Castillians do not end every sentence with "Arriba!"
326: When I accept or issue a duel, I must allow the other guy time to find a weapon.
327: I am not allowed any artistic license while translating.
328: The first rule of the Finnegan unarmed fighting school is not "Do not talk about the Finnegan unarmed fighting school."
329: The titles "Viking" and "Obstetrician" are mutually exclusive.
330: The Throat Punch skill does not give me a bonus to contested philosophy checks.
331: I do not get a bulk discount at the prostitutes guild.
332: No matter how many points I put into the skill, I may not use sword swallowing to parry.
333: My Highlander will refrain from doing the Can-Can.
334: If the villains three-room lair contains more than a hundred brutes, I may not just tip off the fire marshal.
335: My panzerhand does not get a vote.
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2011-07-15, 12:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
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- The depths of my insanity
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
336: Under no circumstances is it ok to try to have sexual relations with another Pc's animal companion/familiar.
(A player of mine actually did this )
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2011-07-15, 12:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- Elsewhen
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
337. I may not try to sneak in an Eternal Wand of Glibness at character creation and hope the DM doesn't notice it.
Note: I was not the player, I was the DM.
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2011-07-15, 12:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
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- The depths of my insanity
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2011-07-15, 01:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
338. I cannot call every dwarf we meet Urist Mc[Profession]
339. I cannot make a dwarf named Urist McAdventurton
340. Not all artifacts menace with spikes.
341. I will stop accusing the elf in the group of cannibalism.
342. I will stop trying to burn said elf with lava.
343. I may not try to create perpetual energy machines.
344. I will stop freaking out every time we see adamantine ore.
345. Mermen/maid bones are not rare. I must stop trying to genocide them.
346. I do not need alcohol to get through the work day.
347. I may not try to trade in my racial hatred of goblins for racial hatred of elephants.
348. There is not, nor has there ever been a boat that has been murdered.
349. I can no longer play a dwarf. Ever.
349a. Even if we play an all dwarf campaign.Last edited by Xanmyral; 2011-07-15 at 01:05 AM.
Titles, Achievements, and Quotes of HonorSpoilerInfernal Teamworker - City of Shadows Wondering if anyone is still checking this...
Ruler of the City - City of Shadows Hello? Anyone there? PM me if you want the Color Code.
The Fallen Chessmaster - Center WW I don't really see a reason to get rid of this.
The Manipulative/The Opaque - Demons WW Its kind of neat.
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2011-07-15, 08:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Of course you can't say that! It's horribly rude! Elves only eat humans, not other elves!
The proper term is anthrophage.
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350. "I go to the woods" is not valid method for searching pirate treasure
351. I may not lie about my goals to powerful NPCs when it's unnecessary.
351a. Especially if I have no goals.352. I may not beg the Admiral to outfit my ship with cannons if I'm not part of the navy
351b. Especially if it's a coven of witches capable of scry & die.
351c. Especially if it's the ruler of the realm... called "Blood Emperor".
352b. Especially if going to use them for piracy.353. I may not sell my soul to the Devil just for the heck of it.
352c. "I need them for self-defense" is not a valid excuse if your ship already has 9 ballistas and 2 catapults. No, not even then.
353a. The Devil has no incentive to buy, he'll get it for free anyways at this rate."It's the fate of all things under the sky,
to grow old and wither and die."
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2011-07-15, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
354. I must never have an undead army ever again. Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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2011-07-15, 10:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Surrounded by Books
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
355. I will not invent anything from the "list of weapons that don't exist but should"