ABR Discussion thread XXXV - Rise of the Pervsharks!

[HalfTangible]

Bah. im not familiar with all the plots. all i know is the Random kill plot, the miridia plot and the ABR corps.

'Random kill' isn't really a plot. It's random, senseless murder

[Green-Shirt Q]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Slow down...

We're rebooting FI? Since when?

If we are, great! I can have a do over and not completely derail my characters!

[-skimmer-]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Slow down...

We're rebooting FI? Since when?

Since Lyings last comic and because it's more convenient that way....though now that I skim through the thread, I can't find explicitly said it's a reboot, so I guess it may have already happened? Or it will happen? Or we may just ignore that continuity altogether until we decide it would be smart or convenient to bring it up again and build upon it. It's all about convenience, really....

If we are, great! I can have a do over and not completely derail my characters!

aww....I liked the clone thing >.>

[CrimsonAngel]

'Random kill' isn't really a plot. It's random, senseless murder

Don't make me kill you again. We might make the next pervshark.

[HalfTangible]

Don't make me kill you again. We might make the next pervshark.

Kor kinda already is one

On FP: I have a two-page comic planned and scripted, one page of which is done, and I have four days off this week. SOMEBODY PUT ME IN THE ART CELLAR AFTER CHRISTMAS.

aww....I liked the clone thing >.>

Me too

[Tiffanie Lirle]

So.. if I've understood this thread and Lying's comic correctly, we're doing the whole FI bit again? Except instead of starting in the cool Zombie place, it's kicking off looking for some engine sunk in the middle of an ocean?

Got a tablet finally, so I would definitely be up for making a few comics again. <.<

[Lyinginbedmon]

So.. if I've understood this thread and Lying's comic correctly, we're doing the whole FI bit again? Except instead of starting in the cool Zombie place, it's kicking off looking for some engine sunk in the middle of an ocean?

Got a tablet finally, so I would definitely be up for making a few comics again. <.<

Sort of, continuity at this particular stage is a little flexible if you want to include the Merinas section of things.

[Tiffanie Lirle]

Nah, having more than one starting area would spread people out too thin. We don't have much to work with as is.

[Green-Shirt Q]

HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I'm gonna try to make a Christmas comic sometime either today or tomorrow. Just because. Maybe a Christmas special with music and guest stars!

aww....I liked the clone thing >.>

Me too

Oh...Okay then. I suppose I'll keep going then.

[Darklord Bright]

Now I'm confused. Are we rebooting a continuity, or continuing, or...?

Well actually, technically we're not doing anything at the moment, but y'know.

[HalfTangible]

Now I'm confused. Are we rebooting a continuity, or continuing, or...?

Well actually, technically we're not doing anything at the moment, but y'know.

Rebooting, with acceptable additions of old continuity. Ya know. Like every reboot DC's ever done.

[Mina Kobold]

Now I'm confused. Are we rebooting a continuity, or continuing, or...?

Well actually, technically we're not doing anything at the moment, but y'know.

Mostly, we're just being vague about it and leaving room for it to have happened, I think.

I would be doing something, but I had Yuletide stuff yesterday and no space for my artsy computer. >_>

So. Much. Nomming. And. Presents. @_@

[SinisterPenguin]

Here ABR, have a Miridia comic!

I'm waaaaay out of practice. x.x

[Tiffanie Lirle]

Miridia response comic up. I'm not really sure where this whole giant worm bit is going, but hey, at least it's something to work with.

[SinisterPenguin]

New Miridia up, in which things continue to happen.

[Lyinginbedmon]

I'll have an FP up sometime today hopefully.

[HalfTangible]

I'll have an FP up sometime today hopefully.

Woot!

Ill try and have mine up by Tuesday.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Uh...I make no promises on getting this up today, but there will be a FP comic from me in the very near future, that much I can promise.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Uh...I make no promises on getting this up today, but there will be a FP comic from me in the very near future, that much I can promise.

Future Perfect? What?

[HalfTangible]

Summary: (Last updated: #53)

Spoiler

Show

In the white plane of nothingness, a battle took place between a goblin, a dual-swords wielding mage woman, and a necromancer of incredible power and nigh-immunity to permanent damage. The goblin turned invisible and ran away, but the other two continued to fight.

After a short battle, Ketham (the necromancer) teleported himself and Kor (the mage woman) to a beach in a strange country called Miridia. The two wandered around the country for a while, encountering a creeper, pervsharks, a vigilante and a monk. None of these encounters really did anything important (aside from establish a race and drop a plot hook to a treasure)

Meanwhile, in the Pleasant Green Hills county, a zombie-girl popped out of the ground. She immediately found a beach near Ketham and Kor's arrival and began playing in the water. Shortly after she was tackled by a woman in a pervshark outfit. The two became friends and wandered off again.

Then a living coconut fell on them.

Shortly after, the zombie and the pervshark girl separated (for so far not-divulged reasons) with the former carrying the living coconut. The zombie-girl met Kor and Ketham and mistook them for a couple. While Ketham was thoroughly denying this, a gigantic worm burst out of the ground, dragging Kor, Ketham, the coconut and Zombie-girl into the sky.

On a nearby cliff, an old man was shoved aside by a monster hunter named Kaydika Chillwinds, who summoned a gun. The cliff was attacked by the worm, and in the confusion, the coconut fell off. The zombie-girl jumped off in an attempt to save the coconut, while Kaydika fell to the ground and fired her gun.

At the same time, Ketham cast Slay Gigantic, killing the worm. Kaydika's shot missed and blew up a mountain in the distance as the worm collapsed.

Afterward, a vampire in a box showed up and greeted the group.

#-14 Wild Goblin Flinched!
#-13 Three-way
#-12 Yes, black box means murder
#-11 So do magic circles
#-10 Titles are hard...
#-9 This one has another possible interpretation
#-8 Dropping hints
#-7 And I'm Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am!
#-6 It means 'shut up'
#-5 Wouldn't that be HIS-... oh gods.
#-4 What do fist blades have to do with necromancy?
#-3 Tripleshot!
#-2 Tortorous fiend!...wait...
#-1 Murder-suicide
#0.5 Welcome to Miridia.
#1 She's got wood.
#2 ... heh. Wood.
#3 Boom. Headshot.
#4 Guess not.
#5 And so it begins...
#6 ...Or not.
#7 Hssssssss
#8 Decapitatioooooooooon!
#9 Evil necklaces are a girl's best friend
#10 Waiting for respawn regen...
#11 Extremely
#12 Real smooth, moron.
#13 Sharks have sandpaper skin. Just saying.
#14 DNF was awful.
#15 Elves. What can ya do?
#16 ... Well there's that.
#17 Gettin' creepy. LIEK A BAWS!
#18 And brain bleach.
#19 Shopping Trip
#20 Kinky *grin*
#21 Now he sounds like a husband.
#22 Hi Frank.
#23 Student and Vassal to Don Quixote
#24 So was Organization 13... sorta
#25 Smack dat plot?
#26 What the f-
#27 -iretruck was that?
#28 Being taken ho- oh, where? Nobody knows.
#29 The sky is what's green and nothing's pleasant. That's the joke.
#30 8-bit Royale
#31 Water's bad for rotting flesh.
#32 Why are they floating?
#33 Thank you.
#34 Is Ketham going to be the only named male in this entire series?
#35 GlaDOS' evaluation: Still creepy.
#36 Lazy.
#37 Falling is easy, so easy to do...
#38 DAH HAHA! IT'S A GIRAFFE!
#39 ...Did i miss something?
#40 Toot?
#41 ...Is that a threat?
#42 Of people.
#43 ... Words fail me.
#44 Gient Wuerm virsues Gname
#45 This has no way of backfiring.
#46 Watcha mean 'Maybe'?
#47 So she's a police girl, i guess?
#48 I wanted to make this title witty but Wilson isn't a coconut.
#49 We waited HOW LONG for this?
#50 Timber
#51 Peppy had it right
#52 Heliophobia
#53 Fighter said something about those once...

[GrlumpTheElder]

Nice list!

I have exams until the 11th, so I'm hoping to have a comic made after they're done.

[Mina Kobold]

An archive for Miridia? Groovy!

I will attempt drawing something soon too, but my computer seems infected with rainbow gremlins!

Or my art program is just broken, but that would be boring. :3

[Green-Shirt Q]

I always love it when MR decides to drop by with his incomprehensible brilliance. He's like The Room of ABR contributers.

Seriously. We need to make his comic canon for Future Imperfect.

[GrlumpTheElder]

I always love it when MR decides to drop by with his incomprehensible brilliance. He's like The Room of ABR contributers.

So true, so very very true

[Mina Kobold]

Isn't that a bit mean? I mean, I think MR is at least trying!

That's better than I was doing at my first few comics, and much better than the silly war that escalated between me and Beholder!

On another note, what film would I be? Care Bears? Attack of the Fifty-Foot Kobold? :3

[Lyinginbedmon]

Pretty sure I can call Lord of the Rings without sounding too arrogant.

[HalfTangible]

I can't think of a movie, but if we can do TV series... I'd be Heroes.

Interesting build up with a very poor conclusion every single time.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Hmmmm. I'd like to say I'd be Blues Brothers. Don't know if anybody else would agree with me on this one.

[EDIT]

I can't think of a movie, but if we can do TV series... I'd be Heroes.

Interesting build up with a very poor conclusion every single time.

Maybe. Though for some reason I'm thinking early James Bond. Like, Sean Connery. I don't know why.

Pretty sure I can call Lord of the Rings without sounding too arrogant.

Maybe, but it's a strech. Maybe Dungeons and Dragons?

Isn't that a bit mean? I mean, I think MR is at least trying!

That's better than I was doing at my first few comics, and much better than the silly war that escalated between me and Beholder!

On another note, what film would I be? Care Bears? Attack of the Fifty-Foot Kobold? :3

Hey, I like his comics! And I'm always the first to defend him whenever anybody else gets mean. I aint mean.

And lets get one thing straight, Keveak. YOU WERE NEVER BAD! EVER.
People started silly wars all the time. It's how ABR got freaking started. Your comics were ALWAYS comprehensible (even when you were still getting the hang of english) and the art was always really good.

If I was picking a movie for you, I'd say The Muppets. Cheerful and silly. Happiness incarnate.

[HalfTangible]

Maybe. Though for some reason I'm thinking early James Bond. Like, Sean Connery. I don't know why.

...

i wouldn't know. Never saw James Bond movies - though i did see most of the Nightfire videogame and mostof that everything or nothing game - judging from those, maybe it's because my characters never shut up and do increasingly ridiculous things (and try to take them seriously) nigh-constantly?

Oh! Maybe it's because of Ketham's voice?

"Losers always whine about their 'best'. Winners go home and **** the prom queen!"

Maybe, but it's a strech. Maybe Dungeons and Dragons?

Except he doesn't suck

If I was picking a movie for you, I'd say The Muppets. Cheerful and silly. Happiness incarnate.

...

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

[Mina Kobold]

Hey, I like his comics! And I'm always the first to defend him whenever anybody else gets mean. I aint mean.

Sorries! I just thought it might not feel fun to try to participate and be compared to a film that's known for being nonsensical and so bad it's good.

Sorry for my paranoia. m(_ _)m

And lets get one thing straight, Keveak. YOU WERE NEVER BAD! EVER.
People started silly wars all the time. It's how ABR got freaking started. Your comics were ALWAYS comprehensible (even when you were still getting the hang of english) and the art was always really good.

Sure I was! I forgot to remove an entire staff in that last panel! :Art Critic:

And I might have been comprehensible, but I also used "OMG". And that's terrible.

Also, the war started in the middle of the plot and derailed it enough to be declared non-canon. Was fun to be compared to the kids arguing over a Bilver sword, but still. ^_^'

If I was picking a movie for you, I'd say The Muppets. Cheerful and silly. Happiness incarnate.

Yay! I am quite silly and cheerful!

We never got Muppets over here, though. I must rectify that!

On another note, Happiness Incarnate? I think I have an idea for a character now!