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    ... You actually had some organs left?
    I stole them from darthbobcat. He's got a pile of them in his fridge for some reason.
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    I've decided to mix things up on the art front I'll be publishing my methods and progress. Here's part one of the current project:

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    So, Winter Wrap Up.
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    Seriously. I had it stuck in my head all day today at work, and it's been at least a week since the last time I watched that episode! It will never leave. It's like the DuckTales theme song, but with Ponies. I'll be humming it as an old gray man on my deathbed, long after I've forgotten where it came from.

    I'm half convinced that the only reason I like it is because if I didn't, I'd go absolutely insane.

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    Yeah, I did it intentionally, due to the fact that the other ear is typically not drawn in this art style. And I didn't want her cute widdle wing to get covered up, as that's part of what makes it adorable and shows that she is in fact a widdle fiwwy....

    God, I swear, that isn't enough warnings for it. It's just that much cute.
    In a very weird way, I'm forced to wonder if maybe it wasn't too cute. Like, you know how when you're craving a particular food, and once you eat it you realize it's too damn tasty and you want more? It's kind of like that. I really thought my desire for filly Shimmer would subside after I saw her. But... no. If anything, it's increased.

    I don't know what to do short of go searching for a mirror and the fountain of youth.

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    *looks at filly doodle*
    maaaaaaybeeeeee I should... Stall for a day or two. You seem about ready to explode...
    *also looks at doodle, since it got posted in between my clicking 'quote' and me actually writing this post*

    No, you made the right call not delaying. I think I might have exploded in the anticipation. She has such tiny widdle wingsies and... *squees* Oh dear me. I'm experiencing filly overload. And it's not enough!

    What with its particular plot, Heroics is not helping on this front, either. Raz, you scoundrel! You planned this!

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    For the record, it has been established that Shimmer's shoulder consciences are Metal Mask and a demonic banana.
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    Hehehe, that's lookin' cute so far!
    thanks!

    ... You actually had some organs left?
    We grow spares. Beyond that cloud bank yonder, there's a wide plateu just positively strewn with green glass capsules, a la mega man X.
    Inside each is a tiny filly Midnight, vestiges from when cutting open EsperDerek was a thing, and he'd need replacement parts.

    Almost everypony but me forgot they were up there, and what was supposed to be discrete organs and organ systems have had the time to become full ponies. It's a lonely job, growing and tending to a field of comatose Midnights, but at least I get to eat well. ;D
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    Our mighty dark overlord has returned! *hugs*
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    thanks!



    We grow spares. Beyond that cloud bank yonder, there's a wide plateu just positively strewn with green glass capsules, a la mega man X.
    Inside each is a tiny filly Midnight, vestiges from when cutting open EsperDerek was a thing, and he'd need replacement parts.

    Almost everypony but me forgot they were up there, and what was supposed to be discrete organs and organ systems have had the time to become full ponies. It's a lonely job, growing and tending to a field of comatose Midnights, but at least I get to eat well. ;D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thanqol View Post
    I stole them from darthbobcat. He's got a pile of them in his fridge for some reason.
    Hang on a sec.

    *whips out a labcoat and a pair of reading glasses*

    Mister... Thanqol? I'm afraid that your replacement organs weren't from a safe donor, and... well, I'm afraid you have Love Poisoning, or Yandere Disease. I... I'm sorry. It's fatal. You may only have hours to live.

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    What with its particular plot, Heroics is not helping on this front, either. Raz, you scoundrel! You planned this!
    Since my policy, whenever accused of planning something, is to roll with it... ahahahaha!! You fell right into my trap, Miss Phoe! While your reflexes are swift indeed, the cuteness of no less than three Filly Shimmer depictions has already overloaded your nervous system, leaving you easily kidnappable! Mwahahahaha!

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    Oh, and just a spoiler, I'm planning on putting the sad-looking AJ there in a vault 101 jumpsuit. This really begs somepony to make DJ-P0N-3dog.
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    Seriously. I had it stuck in my head all day today at work, and it's been at least a week since the last time I watched that episode! It will never leave. It's like the DuckTales theme song, but with Ponies. I'll be humming it as an old gray man on my deathbed, long after I've forgotten where it came from.

    I'm half convinced that the only reason I like it is because if I didn't, I'd go absolutely insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhoeKun View Post
    In a very weird way, I'm forced to wonder if maybe it wasn't too cute. Like, you know how when you're craving a particular food, and once you eat it you realize it's too damn tasty and you want more? It's kind of like that. I really thought my desire for filly Shimmer would subside after I saw her. But... no. If anything, it's increased.

    I don't know what to do short of go searching for a mirror and the fountain of youth.
    I totally saw this coming.

    *also looks at doodle, since it got posted in between my clicking 'quote' and me actually writing this post*
    Well, at least I had enough resolve to not post the finished-Ed work...

    No, you made the right call not delaying. I think I might have exploded in the anticipation. She has such tiny widdle wingsies and... *squees* Oh dear me. I'm experiencing filly overload. And it's not enough!
    I know~! oh man, I had to stop for a couple minutes after drawing the first leg. It's a widdle Phoe huf~! /)^3^(\
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raz_Fox View Post
    Hang on a sec.

    *whips out a labcoat and a pair of reading glasses*

    Mister... Thanqol? I'm afraid that your replacement organs weren't from a safe donor, and... well, I'm afraid you have Love Poisoning, or Yandere Disease. I... I'm sorry. It's fatal. You may only have hours to live.
    Hours to live? You mean HOURS TO LOVE! I'm going to go on a date, my last date, if it's the last thing I do! Which seems uncomfortably likely! *Points randomly into the thread crowd* YOU! WE'RE GOING TO DO ROMANCE NOW!
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    Hours to live? You mean HOURS TO LOVE! I'm going to go on a date, my last date, if it's the last thing I do! Which seems uncomfortably likely! *Points randomly into the thread crowd* YOU! WE'RE GOING TO DO ROMANCE NOW!
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    NO TALKING! WE'RE ROMANCING!

    *Thanqol hesitates for a moment, unsure of exactly what comes next. He reaches out and turns on a CD player which begins playing Barry White music.*

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    And thus begins yet another crack shipping produced by this thread. Have fun you two.
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    And thus begins yet another crack shipping produced by this thread. Have fun you two.
    About time too. I was beginning to worry about the ponysanity of the ponythread. We were actually making sense for awhile there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thanqol View Post
    NO TALKING! WE'RE ROMANCING!

    *Thanqol hesitates for a moment, unsure of exactly what comes next. He reaches out and turns on a CD player which begins playing Barry White music.*

    Are you romanced yet?
    *checks processors*

    I-I'm uncertain...my response to the music is...romance? Yes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_druid_droid View Post
    *checks processors*

    I-I'm uncertain...my response to the music is...romance? Yes?
    Great! This is going great! So great! *Hesitation* Oh, look. There's a flower growing in your gears. *Picks flower* Ow. Ow. That's not a flower, that's Patterson's Curse. Um. Here you go? *Offers*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thanqol View Post
    NO TALKING! WE'RE ROMANCING!

    *Thanqol hesitates for a moment, unsure of exactly what comes next. He reaches out and turns on a CD player which begins playing Barry White music.*

    Are you romanced yet?
    Oh wow XD
    *pssst* hey! Hey, Thanqol! Try to access his control panel, upload that heat ofthe night program I snuck into Raz_Fox while he was rebooting. That'll get some ROMANCE going.

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    Oh, come on. I was joking!

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    Also, poor Thanqol. Devoured by love. Do not cry for him. DO NOT CRY!
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    I have better things to do with an army of nubile clones than eat them. like have a Gaming Group without schedule issues!
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    Oh, come on. I was joking!

    I have better things to do with an army of nubile clones than eat them. like have a Gaming Group without schedule issues!
    Oh thank goodness, for a second there, I thought that you were cultivating these clones as part of a long term plan to enact Pony Instrumentality.

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    (Taijuu Kage Bunshin No Jutsu)
    (All Scantily Clad)
    Am I doin it rite?
    But, ponies are always naked, what difference would having them scantily clad be? I actually do know why, but I'm just being facetious here.
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    >receive random text "Mmm applesauce"
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    Oh wow XD
    *pssst* hey! Hey, Thanqol! Try to access his control panel, upload that heat ofthe night program I snuck into Raz_Fox while he was rebooting. That'll get some ROMANCE going.
    Okay! ShipMan, Battle Routine: Set!
    Shipman: EXECUTE!

    *Selects WhiteCannon, Beachwalk and Recover34*

    PROGRAM ADVANCE: HEAT OF THE NIGHT!

    Oh, come on. I was joking!

    I have better things to do with an army of nubile clones than eat them. like have a Gaming Group without schedule issues!
    *With fearful, trembling voice* W-what could p-possibly go wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vent Reynolt View Post
    But, ponies are always naked, what difference would having them scantily clad be? I actually do know why, but I'm just being facetious here.
    Heheh, as I proved, scantilly clad ponies are at least 20% hotter than nekkid ponies. ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thanqol View Post
    Great! This is going great! So great! *Hesitation* Oh, look. There's a flower growing in your gears. *Picks flower* Ow. Ow. That's not a flower, that's Patterson's Curse. Um. Here you go? *Offers*
    *Tries to determine how robots can blush*

    T-Thanks..it's a lovely color...

    ((Looked up Patterson's Curse. Wow, everything in Australia really does want to kill you...))

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    Oh wow XD
    *pssst* hey! Hey, Thanqol! Try to access his control panel, upload that heat ofthe night program I snuck into Raz_Fox while he was rebooting. That'll get some ROMANCE going.
    Hey now! I'll have you know I have specific countermeasures for this type of situation!

    *searches around and produces a "don't hack me" sticker*

    See?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_druid_droid View Post
    *Tries to determine how robots can blush*
    -(Shines a pink tinted spotlight on the droid's face)- There ya go. All blushy now. ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thanqol View Post
    Okay! ShipMan, Battle Routine: Set!
    Shipman: EXECUTE!

    *Selects WhiteCannon, Beachwalk and Recover34*

    PROGRAM ADVANCE: HEAT OF THE NIGHT!
    ... Is that a MegaMan battle network reference?


    *With fearful, trembling voice* W-what could p-possibly go wrong?
    With having a constant supply of gamers? Food bills. I can barely afford to feed myself.
    hheeeeyyyy. . .

    I could combine the two!

    Midnight, you like eatin' Midnight, right?
    (Aw nuts, Esper went to bed, didn't he?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_druid_droid View Post
    *Tries to determine how robots can blush*

    T-Thanks..it's a lovely color...

    ((Looked up Patterson's Curse. Wow, everything in Australia really does want to kill you...))
    *Awkwardly blurted* It goes with your rust!

    (One time on camp I had to take a machette and hack my way through an enormous field of Patterson's Curse. That bastard grows taller than you are and gets everywhere.)

    Hey now! I'll have you know I have specific countermeasures for this type of situation!

    *searches around and produces a "don't hack me" sticker*

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_druid_droid View Post
    *Tries to determine how robots can blush*
    -(Shines a pink tinted spotlight on the droid's face)- There ya go. All blushy now. ^^

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    Using the 500 server error to post without losing my quote wall.

    Are you guys trying to kill me?!

    I'm drinking some milkychocolateycoffee drink, and Braz, who delivered it, reads aloud "*looks up Patterson's curse* Wow, everything in Australia really does try to kill you".

    I laugh, because it's funny, Y'know? But I've got a mouthful of milk, so I have to be careful.
    Well, snortling apparently creates suction, as the narrowed air passage due to moustache interference causes me to vacuum seal my right nostril shut.

    This normally wouldnt be a problem, except my left is apparently stuffed and I didn't notice. So now I'm trying to blow open my nostril so I can breathe, or drink the mouthful of milk, so I can breathe.
    Neither of Which is happening.

    So what next? Why, while still laughing, I manage to avoid shooting milk up into my nose... By firmly juggling I between tonsils and diaphragm.

    So now I'm choking on milk. Bad. And of course, Braz just starts laughing, because I fall over.

    It's about 6 seconds later, and finally while laughing/choking I manage to eject the milk from my larynx enough to breathe. Momentum being what it is, the milk keeps going, and now I'm cleaning the wall.

    So thanks, pony thread.

    And a special thanks to you, Thanqol, for bringing this upon me. I don't ven live in Australia; talking to an Australian over the internet is enough for australia to try and kill you.

    *cough*
    Last edited by SiuiS; 2011-08-08 at 12:18 AM.
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