Let's Play: Touhoumon: Another World

[Jjeinn-tae]

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@The Dark Fiddler:

You would be right on the space thing, though I'm more worried about download times, I have plenty of hard drive space.

And thanks for the attempt at least, I do use the built in screen-shotter on occasion (mainly the summary screens) but another annoyance with them is I have to retype the name each time, instead of just changing a number. Technically it would be shorter, but I somehow find that more tedious. *Shrug* I'm weird like that.

And the game was salvaged! Turns out my forgetting what Save was called in Japan helped me, as I randomly tagged "MEMO" on the pause screen and had a save right after picking Good Girl (who I have not been able to nickname yet, Are the nicknames one backwards in it? Getting her allowed me to nickname Whey.) I almost had an exact duplicate of the first fight too, in fact it was exact, except the opponent had slightly different stats.

Chapter 3: Knead Dough Thoroughly

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I feel safer already.

"So it's agreed then-"
*SLAM*


Finally, out of this boring place, I've got to get back home.


So that's how it's going to be feet. Whenever you want you're going to just walk me wherever you want.



The Vampire!



BGM1:
少女綺想曲　～ Dream Battle
or
腋巫女霊夢 ～ Waki Miko Reimu

...She sparkles...


Why didn't I do this the last time?


Don't let the sparkles scare you Whey! She might have also seriously wounded me, but I'm sure you can beat her-


-Woah, that is pretty intimidating.


Hit her! Hit her again!


She eats Fairies!



...Uh... Kick sand in her eyes!



More Sand!




Good, MORE SAND!



SAND!



SAND!


Heh


Hee-hee


*snort* Ah-ha-ha-heh


Mwah-ha-ha-ha


AH-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-

...Oh.




...Well she's too blind to even look in your direction, I guess start hitting her again.






Suwako's Glorious Hat! Why do you beat her within an inch of her life and stop, Whey?





*Phew* She's stopped moving.


Wait, she's getting back up. OK I've been carrying around this loaf of french bread around for days un-preserved now, It's got to be solid as a rock now. TAKE-


This?


Stupid vampires...


I guess I'll just head this way, not like I have anywhere else I can go.


ALL MINE! And it only took horrible combat with one little girl to claim it!


I've been walking for minutes and I haven't found anything except little girls who try and kill me as their first reaction. Narnia is a horrible place.


Another One!


D'aww, she just came over for petting.


...Wait what are you doing? She's friendly!


Look at what you did Good Girl.


NO! Not what I meant!


...They are so gruesome...


...Isn't it kind of dangerous to be sitting out here greeting people with all the little girls running about?


It seemed like it would be much deeper than this.


Who leaves berries laying on the ground in a Red Yin-Yang symbol


Bird Girl!


Boosh!





...They sure are protective of these things...

BGM2:
懐かしき東方の血　～ Old World
or
-Ultired-

What a name for a town.
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, right down in the Human Village!


Along.
"The Humans even live inside the house youkai."



...Wait, we have a shop that sells medicine... And they can't be bothered to even have someone watching the store? Quick! Cold medicine for everyone!


I can't lift that.


...OK then...





...She just keeps going...


I think I know where you live.

BGM3:
千年幻想郷　～ History of the Moon
or
Time Travel to the Chronos

...Hospitals...


Hey, what'cha doin'?



Maybe she just likes taking strolls through the moonlight.


Ah, our future is secure.

...Wait, he's stalking an elementary school teacher?


...Aww, I wanted to go inside.


...At least you can use grammar.


...And?

Poor woman, she's gone senile.


What are YOU doing in my house!?


How do you know my name?


Doctor?



...How could you have? The only person who knew that is that crazy lady back at that shrine.


I mean, her sleeves aren't even connected to her dress.



Oh right, the talking thing. My feet were walking me through the grass, and then I was transported here to Narnia and got attacked by a little sparkly vampire. It got me pretty good, but that lady at the shrine fought it off and took me to her bed for a couple days and declared I had amnesia. Then she gave me a little girl and I ran out, when the vampire attacked again, so I used my other little girl to fight it off, and then I walked and ended up here.



That is not what I just said.




Besides being randomly assaulted by little girls? No, not really...



I'm telling you, I remember.


What?


Like the bloody murder. No one is quite sure why they feel the need to kill every living thing they come across.





We live in a world of technology lady. I think you've been taking to many free samples at the medicine shop if you're talking about magicians.




I just want my ruby slippers so I can leave this place.


Traitorous feat. RUBIES, think of the rubies!


Ara... A yes would have worked just fine...



That doesn't sound like someplace I could just walk into...



Really, why would a bunch of devils let me in their mansion?



OK, I'll take it!


...Hello?



Yes! Please just tell me where I can buy a ticket to get back home.


You people have some horrible listening problems.



Really, you can keep that, I really just want to get out of here. I don't want to deal with these things, my feet do.



Orbs of a shrine maiden.



Will they leave me alone that way?

Yes.

I'll take them all!


A yes?


I really want to see pictures of the girls you stuff into those orbs.


Like breeding. How does a population of little girls sustain itself?

...I really hope I don't have to run into you again...

[Cyborg Mage]

BREAD PUNS. GAH. Can we make it cheese next time? Or wine, perhaps?

And this is hilarious. Having everything wrong about two different games pointed out. And more.

[Jjeinn-tae]

Yep, bread puns. I actually went and looked up a French Bread recipe online too for when I can't think of anything (the 1/4th cups water is actually the start of that). I'm not sure if it's better to shoot for finishing the recipe or never getting around to it...


And next update will be quite short probably, just going far enough to need another nickname... unless it just has me nickname Sanae at that point... Or there's another destructive crit... If Good Girl knocks the next teammate's head off too that could be quite a bit of trouble...

[Jjeinn-tae]

Misfortune (Enough to Cause Instant Death)

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OK, out of here; feels like that conversation took a whole week!




More of you?



...


...Shouldn't I be able to understand this? ...I did start in Kanto...

Wait, I heard a "baka" in there, SHE'S CALLING ME A MORON!


...Never been so offended before in my life...

BGM4:
無何有の郷　～ Deep Mountain
or
東方妖々夢「無何有の郷　～ Deep Mountain」アレンジ2


You have to give credit to the people of Narnia, they have very creative names for places.



I can see that...


...Who leaves these things on the ground for me?


I didn't ask for your life story.


...Sure, why not.


No, I just want you to give me free stuff.





...Why are you talking like that?


Hiiiii-


YAAAA!



Aww...


Say, what's in the water around here anyways?

Little girls.

...What?


...


Huh...


Right to the murder already.



...Ow...


How do people survive doing anything in this world? I'm beginning to wonder if they can even cross the street without being attacked...


OK, let's see if the rich woman gave us something that works.



Direct Hit!



Whoo! ...Wonder how much space is in those things.



Guru-Guru means "Spinning."





Maybe a little underwhelming for a week long break, but at least there is input from you guys again! What's her name?

[Terry576]

China.


...
...

What?

[Jjeinn-tae]

I think we need to save that in case we get a Meiling, but that got me too.

"Wait, china, I thought I got a Hina... darn..."


Edit: Though she could be Chuugoku...

[Terry576]

It was a pun off of CHina.

that is why it was funny you see.

[Prime32]

Loituma?

[Jjeinn-tae]

It was a pun off of CHina.

that is why it was funny you see.

I got it, and to diffuse any rudeness that might have been taken there, I shall stare. ಠ>ಠ

Loituma?

Hmm, I like that, seems fitting somehow. OK Loituma it is.

[FantasyFoxMan]

Don't you love how the creator didn't bother to finish translating, so the faux-japanese stays in? :V

I like the way France is interacting with all of this, though.

[Jjeinn-tae]

Thank you, and sorry for the lack of updates, shall be one tomorrow. Unfortunately it will probably be short as well, with going to a different route.

...But it is so hard to even try and understand what their saying with romaji... Not that I speak well but it's nice to try and follow along....

[Jjeinn-tae]

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Guess what? It is best not not promise to have something up when you have no idea if you have time. ...Oddly enough next update will be faster simply because there will be less to say overall I'm sure.

Chapter 5: 2cups Red Cherries, Ground

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She holds a strange green shard, spinning it to a beat.


Yeah, that's enough of that. I didn't even put bait on the hook I don't want to have to deal with removing the hook from another girls mouth.


FRANCE senses... This is important.


Quaint little place.


But this is a café. I want a mocha-latté while I read the newspaper.


HOW TO READ:
an instructional series

...Who could possibly need a pamphlet on learning to read? On top of the newspaper no less.


Ug, Narnia just keeps getting more disturbing. Murderous little girls running rampant, and the gladiatorial combat sports built around them.



...And before they settled disputes with children's card games. What kind of place IS this?



A new brand of ultra-small armored dresses has been announced in collaboration with the event. Thousands will compete in making the "prettiest little gladiator."


Continues on page 5B

Local Shrine Maiden finds Narcoleptic Baker in Lawn, Claims Extraterrestrial.

...


I feel compelled to say, "That really figures."





"I just make sure people think it was their idea to set it up for me so I can go back to sleep."



Then there is the wealthy heiress of Human Village demanding the fights be recorded from every possible angle.



The reporter seems to have gotten bored with coming up with original sentences.




To Editor: And you had better tell that #%@¥& Himekaidou-me that she better stop stealing my pictures for her articles! You tell her that Aya is not going to take it anymore!

...OK maybe I have better things to do than read the newspaper.


Uh-huh, I got that.


Is it possible to have a good fall?


...Oh, feel... The teacher's competence at the English language has already done irreversible damage to Human Village's society.

...Wait, English? Didn't I start in Kanto?

BGM5:
妖魔夜行 ～ A Soul as Red as a Ground Cherry
or
Darkness Beyond

Hmm, their bar is right at the entrance to town. I wonder if that's really the message they want to be giving.


...


...


...

OK, let's do this...

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

...Hmm, no girls yet, maybe they haven't infested this road.


...Darn...


She can fly! I must have her!



That was hardly necessary.


Yeah, right hook!

..Wait





...Good Girl, it's not very lady-like to rummage around inside your dress during mortal combat.



You have pockets?

OK, good, you're in the lead go get her then!



Ha, this is so in the bag.


...Or not...

OK who do we have?

...Right... Loituma needed to go to the hospital for that hook...


OK, she's made of bricks, weaken her a bit more and we'll be safe traveling.




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Izzat so?

So yeah, if I haven't scared everyone off with delays, She needs a name. Yes! 2 of my favorites! ...I will not be lucky enough and get Cirno, Kogasa, Komachi and Satori... will I?...

Images are a little different due some change on my computer... I'm thinking about just making them bigger instead of trying to find the original size and ending up smaller... So yeah, bigger pictures, and a quicker update next time after all, really what I need to do is grind a bit... They are tough out here, and there isn't much reason to report every single fight.

[Vauron]

What do you mean by 'find the original size'? The original size is tiny in any case, so setting the emulator to 2x size or thereabouts would improve readibiltiy of the screen shots. [Options->Video in VisualBoyAdvance]

Also, we have obviously caught the Grue.

[Jjeinn-tae]

What do you mean by 'find the original size'? The original size is tiny in any case, so setting the emulator to 2x size or thereabouts would improve readibiltiy of the screen shots. [Options->Video in VisualBoyAdvance]

Also, we have obviously caught the Grue.

Original size as in the size I was originally posting them at and not the original size of the program. But yeah, I was thinking of running it on fullscreen pretty much and scaling it down to an 8th (it'd end up about the size of the three pages for each Boneka).

And hmm, I guess she is kind of like a Grue, isn't she? It is why she is never seen...

...Yet evidently she's common.