Hero's Quest (or, Why Prince Charming Stayed Single)

[Lady Moreta]

That was brilliant

I love it! the hope and then the sheer frustration - I almost feel sorry for the poor evil sorcerer

And I love the way the chair started to crack under the ogre's (was it an ogre?) weight until it finally breaks. Nice touch

[Savannah]

Yes, it was an ogre (who is listed on my character templates page as "unnamed ogre" ). Glad you liked it

[Strawberries]

It's alive! I hadn't noticed.

Poor evil guy. Screening potential employees is hard.

[Skeppio]

Brilliant.

[super dark33]

Yeahiah!

i wonder if he would take leadership over the ogre's gang.

[t209]

Does you comic have?
- Dwarves
- Halflings
- Elves
- Dragonborn (The D&D version)

[Savannah]

So, I know I mentioned Sunday updates, but I had forgotten that I have an all-weekend conference next weekend. So here's the plan: no comic today (Sunday), comic the middle of this week (Wednesday?), no comic next Sunday, comic Sundays after that. ....that may not make sense to anyone but me, but oh well

t209 -- two of those yes, two no. Wait and see which ones

[fergo]

Really enjoying this comic

[Lady Moreta]

So, I know I mentioned Sunday updates, but I had forgotten that I have an all-weekend conference next weekend. So here's the plan: no comic today (Sunday), comic the middle of this week (Wednesday?), no comic next Sunday, comic Sundays after that. ....that may not make sense to anyone but me, but oh well

t209 -- two of those yes, two no. Wait and see which ones

You're in charge... it's not like we can come after you with pitchforks and cheesegraters (long story) if you don't post.

[GrlumpTheElder]

You're in charge... it's not like we can come after you with pitchforks and cheesegraters (long story) if you don't post.

Wait, we can't? Nevermind then *puts away cheesegrater*...

Did I mention I enjoy reading this comic? The plot is wondrously simple to follow!

[Savannah]

Well, it's not that I'm worried about you coming after me, it's more that I said I'd start updating regularly again and I don't want you to think I'm not doing so when I don't give an update tod- *checks time* yesterday. Also, cheesegraters?

[Lady Moreta]

Wait, we can't? Nevermind then *puts away cheesegrater*...

Whoohoo! I'm converting more people to the use of the cheesegrater as an implement of tor- err, encouragement!

Well, it's not that I'm worried about you coming after me, it's more that I said I'd start updating regularly again and I don't want you to think I'm not doing so when I don't give an update tod- *checks time* yesterday. Also, cheesegraters?

It's a Tavern thing (another online forum I belong to for those who don't know) - someone threatened an author with a cheesegrater to make them keep writing. It kinda stuck as a threat from that time on.

[Doorhandle]

Hey, it's back!

Also, our magic-user in cheif really need to scratch that itchy trigger-finger.

[Strawberries]

You're in charge... it's not like we can come after you with pitchforks and cheesegraters (long story) if you don't post.

We can't? Aww...

[Savannah]

If I update today, will you stop being so excited about the cheesegraters?

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[Lady Moreta]

If I update today, will you stop being so excited about the cheesegraters?

Probably not Blame Seeress, she started it

Methinks Griselda is going to be problematic for our hero. Especially because our hero is a bit - incompetent...

[Doorhandle]

If I update today, will you stop being so excited about the cheesegraters?

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Well played. This is one mastermind who knows how to do it.

edit: Whoa, the censor accused me of a swearword I didn't even know!

Methinks Griselda is going to be problematic for our hero. Especially because our hero is a bit - incompetent...

Oh female dog please, like that king is the protagonist and not the heroic false lead.

[super dark33]

Oh female dog please, like that king is the protagonist and not the heroic false lead.

Nice one!

Riely is such a wannabe. he killed all the armies instead of takeing them to his own!

[Matthias2207]

Like the new banner!
Edit: It's even transparent!

[Strawberries]

Oh female dog please, like that king is the protagonist and not the heroic false lead.

Our other hero didn't inspire much blind trust, either, you know.

[Savannah]

Like the new banner!
Edit: It's even transparent!

Thanks! There's a third one in the OP just waiting for me to get bored with this one (Also, being transparent is just how I export stuff, nothing particularly special.)

[Lady Moreta]

Our other hero didn't inspire much blind trust, either, you know.

That was my thought yes. But apparently being a hero is easy so what could possibly go wrong?

[Morph Bark]

That was my thought yes. But apparently being a hero is easy so what could possibly go wrong?

There's a particular circle of Hell where they punish people by reading lists of things that could possibly go wrong.


Really liking the interviews so far!

[Lady Moreta]

There's a particular circle of Hell where they punish people by reading lists of things that could possibly go wrong.

Apparently I like tempting fate

[t209]

t209 -- two of those yes, two no. Wait and see which ones

I think I know it will be dragonborn (Not the shouty one from Skyrim) since the tag said Prince Charming stayed single, which means that

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Dragon could go nasty on the princess and give birth to mixed offsprings.

[Savannah]

Sadly, no update today. Been to exhausted from the conference and flying home to do much more than watch bad TV and snuggle my dog. There will be one next Sunday.

[Emperordaniel]

Just discovered this. And I love it.

[PurityIcekiller]

Oh, hey! This is back! I was wondering where it had got to.

Also? Doing what Basav did is not a good idea. If you're considering betraying the evil sorcerer, at least be dishonest about it.

[Savannah]

And we have an update!

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[Doorhandle]

Now I'm counting down the updates untill he gets stockholm syndrome.