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    [Pasture]

    "What?!" Valente doesn't appear to like this idea. It is a bad idea indeed. "No, we aren't going that. Are you nuts?"

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    [Pasture]

    Astrana doesn't seem to like it either, sadly all of her magical equipment is in her backpack and her usual clothes. "****." She swears, crossing her arms over her chest.

    "It's either that or I'll turn you into a sheep, your choice big boy." The girl remarks casually, she really seem to enjoy making them squirm.

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    [Pasture]

    Valente glances toward the sheep. The weird one. You don't think... He gives Astrana a desperate look. He shifts uncomfortably for a moment, but acting aggressively might get he or Astrana sheepified.

    "Bitch." With a resigned sigh, he drops his trunks. He does his best to cover up with his hands. >.>

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    [Aalotha]

    "..."

    "Let me show you something."


    Clarissa takes a single step towards the pygmies, leans forward, and then whispers,

    "Boo."

    The pygmies reel away from Clarissa and begin to panic! Clarissa shrugs.

    "That's about all I know how to make them do. I can't speak to them."

    "Think you could do better?"


    Clarissa challenges.

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    [Pasture]

    The girl grins with amusement as Valente drops his trunks, "That's more like it, some sweet vampire flesh. Your kind think your so superior well who's the superior one now huh?"

    She points the staff in Astrana's direction, "You two get off your clothes and throw them to me, both of you."

    The tiefling just rolls her eyes and sigh, then quickly takes her clothes, off, not bothering to cover everything up like Valente. "So, had your fun? Can we go?"

    "Hmm... not yet, run a lap around the pasture first, then I'll let you go."

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    Aalotha
    Dave takes a step forward, enough so Clarissa can't see his face. He then lifts up his mask. His hair is a mass of tentacles that grow longer and longer. They try to touch the pgymie's faces.
    And you all thought he was normal!
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    The pygmies scatter and flee! One trips and is tentacle touched! Two others do not run fast enough and are also subjected to Dave's tentacled grip.

    Clarissa peers at Dave and blinks.

    "Was your mother a Great Old One or something?"

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    [Pasture]

    Valente only appears to grow more angry, but he keeps it in check. "No. This is ridiculous. You said we could go after we took off our clothes, and we did that. Let us go."

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    Aalotha
    He placed on his mask before turning around.
    "Nah, volunteer testing at Umbrella. Got a huge Christmas Bonus for it."
    He gives her a funny look.
    "What? Did it scare you or something?"
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    [Pasture]

    "Or what? You'll shake your naughty parts at me? You should remember who got the advantage here vampire, now go and run or I'll make sure you never fit into those clothes again, is that clear?" The girl replies.

    Astrana grinds her teeth together, "We got to do something..."

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    [Aalotha]

    "You know your boss is evil and you let her experiment on you."

    Clarissa just shakes her head ever so slowly.

    "It does scare me. Not the tentacles, but your mind. Money is worth nothing to me. You are."

    "Anyway, what are you doing to those funny things?"


    Clarissa points to the funny things (pygmies) in question.

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    Dave thought about it.
    "Well, I guess I could figure out a way to make them believe that I'm a god..........."
    He generally thought that this could be a good idea.
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    Allen is quite happy to follow Bellan down the stairs. Almost suspiciously so. As they make their way down, he rests his hand on the handle of his revolver and taps his ragged, dirty nails on it.
    "Hm? Oh. I'm Allen. Allen Parker." He pauses. At this point he would usually bow a little, but the cramped stair-space made that difficult. Besides, the giant's back was turned to him, he wouldn't notice. "Hired gun 'n' jack-of-trades, at yer service. An' I ain't ne'er seen a boat afore b'cause I ain't e'er been near enough t' th' ocean t' have seen one, yeah? Where I come from, th' ocean's a place no sane man'll go near. Even I wouldn't 'less y'paid me a fortune. Dangerous place."
    "S'kahret, Allen Parker. I'm afraid I'll have to decline any service, though it is good to have help." Bellan says, not wanting any sort of service. He wants little to do with someone who kills for money. Soldiers included. Though he's far more disapproving of a mercenary like Allen. "It seems the same can be said of this world's oceans. There are things in the trenches. Draug, maybe. Beaching themselves here. But we'd best hope otherwise." Bellan steps out've the lighthouse and looks at the seemingly endless fogbank, circling the lighthouse hungrily. His eyes narrow, then flick to the guard. "We need a map. Some way to reach the ship."

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    "Excellent. I shall endeavor to find somebody for you to demonstrate upon." Elezibethele smiles back; her smile also doesn't reach her eyes.
    "Very well ma'am. Is there anything you need me to do in the meantime?" Percival stands, still trying to move his arm and getting more successful by the moment.
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    "Gods aren't known for hanging out with demons."

    Clarissa chuckles.

    "Why do you want to play god anyway? Gods ruin everything!"

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    "Yes, relax and rest. It'll help you heal." Elezibethele looks stern, and she means what she says.
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    "You're right, it's not worth it. Let's go kill some dinosaurs."
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    [Pasture]

    Very suddenly, vampire lunge! Valente isn't taking this anymore and he throws himself twoard her with the intent of bowling her over onto the ground.

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    [Aalotha]

    "Follow me and we'll find one for you soon enough."

    Clarissa takes her GG-Clarissa form. The pygmies flee into the jungle! She begins to sniff at the air until she picks up a scent.

    "Keep up!"

    Clarissa yells as she begins to sprint away into the muddy, deadly, humid jungle.

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    For the record, Dave looks like this:
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    "Yes, relax and rest. It'll help you heal." Elezibethele looks stern, and she means what she says.
    "I've been wounded before ma'am. Once fatally. I don't think you need to worry," Percival says. Though he has a thought. "I'll be needing a place to stay, however." Seems he wasn't assigned any sort of quarters yet.
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    "Oh, of course. Is there any type of furnishings you particularly desire?" There's lots of empty rooms used for storage, and plenty of spare furniture. Elezibethele will lead Percival to one of the storage chambers now; one recently emptied of its supply of tinned pineapple pieces in saline solution.
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    [Aalotha]

    A few minutes pass in silence before Dave might be able to make out something large lurking just outside of the border of the jungle. If he peers just past the treeline, he can make out the figure of a female, adult Tyrannosaurus Rex. It is stooped over eating the carcass of a smaller, unidentified mammal.

    The wind picks up. Luckily for the pair of hunters, they are positioned downwind from the carnivorous, overgrown lizard. They still have the element of surprise.

    Clarissa turns to whisper in Dave's ear,

    "This is your kill, Dave. I'll only intervene if you start having trouble."

    Clarissa is drooling by now. Her predatory instincts are just about to kick in.
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    Dave nods and moves silently until he is about 100 yards behind the T-Rex. He then tries to move in closer and jump onto its tail then run up to its head and plunge his katana into its head.
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    "Oh, of course. Is there any type of furnishings you particularly desire?" There's lots of empty rooms used for storage, and plenty of spare furniture. Elezibethele will lead Percival to one of the storage chambers now; one recently emptied of its supply of tinned pineapple pieces in saline solution.
    "I don't need much, ma'am." Percival says, following her. His tone is pleasant. "A good bed is usually enough." He's simply used to asking for little. Perhaps because he really doesn't need anything more.
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    The dinosaur is scaled before it can react! Next comes the katana plunging into its skull! The blade might not penetrate its skull, though. The lizard's skull is far too thick for that. It attempts to retaliate by violently swinging its head up and down, attempting to shake Dave off of it. This may or may not dislodge his sword, depending on how deeply it dug in.

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    Dave's katana plunges in a tiny bit in that thick skull. He pulls it out and jumps from the head to the shoulder blades. He then tries to stab it in its neck.
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    Hermitage of Dalachrech

    "I'll make sure you also have a wardrobe and a chest. Everybody gets a bed, wardrobe and a chest, and I'll make sure you have a walk-in closet in case you ever obtain slaves." Although I don't know what Percival would do with slaves.
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    "Slaves... hm. Thank you, ma'am. I'll keep that in mind." Probably some pretty horrible things, considering his rather pleasant expression at that thought. "Perhaps finding more slaves for our temple should be a priority?"
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    [Aalotha]

    The Tyrannosaurus Rex screeches in rage as the katana pierces its neck. It isn't dead yet, though.

    The great beast attempts to charge through the jungle, throwing its head from side to side as it does so. Dave may find dozens of tree branches headed his way. If he does not react to them quickly enough, he may be whacked off of the creature he is stabbing.

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    Hermitage of Dalachrech- Percival's Room

    "Is this chamber suitable?" The room is large, empty and unadorned. The floor is plain pine planks, the walls cut and dressed but unornamented stone. There's a small archway leading to a much smaller room; presumably that's for Percival's slaves. At the moment, there's no furniture.
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