Coming to America and being evil. A modern 3.5 game

[Doomboy911]

"As I've mentioned before I taste like crap also leave Walter alone." The captain hops the fence onto the other side. "I mentioned earlier that the route would be easy. That's because I knew it was within your ability and would pose little challenge to you. That's why I must tell you this will be hard." the captain pulls out a small bell and hands it to the priest. "Ring that if you give up alright I'll get you out the yard and we can try for another home and when you're ready you can come back. Oh yes one thing I have to ask, building and making all this was very expensive so if you could tone down on the acid blasts that would be great. Also all you have to is ring that doorbell all the way over there and than you can be let in." The captain hops back over it and heads inside.

[Ralasha]

"Damnit. I'm out of this fight if it's anything bigger than the minotaur. Sorry."

[warforged510]

"What? Are you afraid?"

[Ralasha]

"You have a death wish, don't you? But no, it isn't that, it's that I'm afraid of damaging the house intended as our domicile you weak minded creature." She smiles at the end, making the insult seem more like a term of endearment, as one might call their dog a filthy name.

[Doomboy911]

(Forgot to mention the yard is about 500 feet wide and 600 long the house is 300 feet wide and 400 feet long about 3 stories high. The house lays directly in the center giving 100 feet from all sides. Twenty five feet from the end of the path there are two street lamps on both sides of the fence and another 50 feet out is another set of lamps. Also outside the fence is a fire hydrant.)

[Ralasha]

Miradal walks over to the fire hydrant, "Any one else thirsty?" She twists the cap slightly, in order to allow water to gurgle out slowly, and drinks from it.

[warforged510]

Gillean speaks, his voice low and calm, just loud enough so everyone in the party can hear. Not a roar, not a bellow, not a growl. It is the voice of a man who has been deep in thought and has decided to say his piece.

"Funny. You said that if was anything bigger than me, you were out of the fight. Now, the house is quite a bit larger than I am but in all honesty, I fail to see the structure itself as a threat. You followed this by saying that you only feared of destroying the house. Now I could go along with that thought if you said that from the beginning. What happens to house doesn't matter to me; I'll be living in the sewers.

What I'm getting at is that you are a bully and a coward. You seem so brave taking on goblins and rats and shocker lizards. You boast of your great powers and how at any second you could tear the party to pieces. You plan on making thralls out of the party and eventually becoming a god. But the truth is that you've never had a fight against anything remotely close to your strength. It shows in your contempt for those weaker than you. You're scared, and you hide your fear in arrogance, claiming that such a conflict would be beneath you. When anyone calls you out on your true character, i.e. me, you insult them.

Your insults don't work on me. I have seen your true face. You will never be a god. You will never be a true dragon. You will always be the unwanted bastard daughter of a monster who couldn't "keep it in his pants", as some would say. You are nothing and you will always be."

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Gillean readys his claws should Miradal attempt to grapple.

[Ralasha]

Miradal laughs. "Very well, I'll accept your challenge, don't blame me if nothing is left of this house. Lets go."

[Ninja_Grand]

I ready. Lets GO. I need this so bad. I haven't killed anything with a challenge yet. Alie say this in a almost robotic voice, as if he turn on his own killer instinct. He hops the fence, spits at the ground and heads to the door aiming down sight.

[Eshkigal]

"Let's get going, then."
Arkadi jumps the fence and pulls out his spear before moving forward.

[Ralasha]

Miradal heads to the door still on all four, wings furled (closed).

[warforged510]

Gillean follows, shouldering his fauchard.

[Ninja_Grand]

Alie rings the bell, then aims his gun were a human head will be (ready action to shoot if someone has a weapon aimed or draw.)

[Isenvrill]

Niuqu, inherently suspicious, rockets into the sky as to be out of range of anything that could hit him.(240 ft or one run action) "What is hard? Ring the doorbell and we'll let you in? Not going to work. Something is wrong. There are more than one kind of demon, and our captain is looking like one of those less obvious kinds."

[Ninja_Grand]

Alie gets inpatient and looks for something to pick the lock with and gets to work.((1d20+5)[9] Its +5 due to improvised tools

[Ralasha]

the dragon tries the doornob.

[Doomboy911]

The second everyone grabs onto the fence it bends wrapping around everyone's wrist.

[Ralasha]

The dragon is glad she didn't touch the fence, and begins to laugh at them.

[Eshkigal]

"What the..."
If possible, he braces his feet against something and pushes, trying to keep his other hand off.
Strength check: 16
Initiative: -5

[Doomboy911]

(Brace against what? the fence or the ground)

[Eshkigal]

(What can I reach? If I am hanging off the fence, I would end up in contact with it anyway. If I'm on the ground, then on the ground.)

[Ralasha]

"You know, if I had more precision, I would just melt all of you out of it... but... that isn't happening any time soon." (If the minotaur isn't on the fence GRAPPLE to THROW!
(1d20+19)][38]

[Isenvrill]

Niuqu dives down 125 feet, ensuring he is almost directly above the area adjacent to the doorbell while dropping. He will now wait until his next turn.
Initiative.

[Doomboy911]

You spot two gargoyles on the house, they ready themselves to rush at all airborne threats. Also in the backyard you can see some odd purple humanoid things.

[Ninja_Grand]

(remember to use you color)
"Mira, what the hell are you." he looks at her "What the hell!" Alie start running towards the fence.

[Isenvrill]

I relay the information to my teammates. VERY LOUDLY. There are gargoyles posted on the house, I doubt I can approach from the air. There are also odd purple humanoids in the backyard.

[Ninja_Grand]

(do I have to make a check to hear?)

[Doomboy911]

No and you were included in the whole fence mess.

[Ralasha]

(Miradal didn't grab the mino, sorry, bad joke.) Miradal walks up to the halfling, "So, how attached to that arm are you?"

[Ninja_Grand]

(Sorry.)
Alie panics and grabs his acid flask and pours it on the fence. "Lots."