Coming to America and being evil. A modern 3.5 game

[Ralasha]

Miradal ignores the acid and grabs the fence, attempting to yank the portion attached to the halfling from the main body of the fence. She even uses a beat of her wings to add additional power to her titanic pull. "Don't play with the elements child, you aren't immune to acid yet!"

[Eshkigal]

"Mira, wait! Don't know if you can get leverage if you are caught too!"
(Let me guess, first strength check did nothing to the bars.)
Trying to pry out some space in the bars.
Strength check 2

[Ninja_Grand]

"I just realized the irony of the acid. How else can I help?"

[Ralasha]

(Lets see)
Strength Check: (roll1d20+10)[30] (+ bonus from using wings for pulling power: not included.)
DIE FENCE!

Or if you prefer invisible castle: http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3183365/ also a 30. Eat my slag!

[Ninja_Grand]

(freedom!!!)

[Ralasha]

((Awe... the cute murderous halfling gets to see her matronly side.

I just noticed an accidental joke: die roll, 'die fence'. )

[Ninja_Grand]

(I must be like a newborn, now that I'm a soon to be thrall.)
Alie pulls out his kurki and hits the fence.

Hit:1d20+2=4
If hit then damage:1d20+2=4

(also ralrasha, you IC roll was just a 20. not a D20. still have to pu 1d20+10)

[warforged510]

I'm assuming there was no gate we could have walked through?

[Doomboy911]

(No gate that was the point) With a massive yank the halfing flies free while burning away one of the bars and Arkadi is able to pull himself free but Gillean still is bound to the fence. It begins to curl up in an attempt to completely surround him.

[Isenvrill]

(When it's his turn again) He does a dive to ring the doorbell. He drops the 115 feet remaining to land on the ground (actually just above it), reaches out to ring the doorbell and. . .

Just so you know, he can ring it this turn.

[Ralasha]

The dragon walks over to the minotaur so she can look him in the face, "Any more insults before I doubtlessly save your life? COME ON OH GREAT BEASTY FREE YOURSELF!" (I think we should wait for his player.)
But first: Miradal kills a nice 30' chunk of the fence. (6d8)[24]

[Ninja_Grand]

(while burning away one of the bars .

I did not use my acid. Didn't Mira tell me "not to play with acid". I pulled out my kuki.)


"Bull! Mira,If I can have a favor pull him free!"

[Ralasha]

Mira will grab a section of the fencing, and pull as she did before. Then another, then another, then another, then another, until the bull is free.
With a harsh glare for the Minotaur she says "You owe me, runt. If I were just a bully, I would continue to watch, and just enjoy the show. Please note, I had already intended to free you, just not right away." The then turns to view the others. "The Minotaur aside, I do know how difficult it can be to act without thinking. I suggest we not attempt to approach the house until the grounds have been inspected for magic, unfortunately, I think I need to deal with the Gargoyles." Mira will ask the halfling for his acid vial.

[Doomboy911]

As you approach the doorbell you feel a massive wind push you onto the path.

[Ralasha]

And my saving the minotaur?

[Doomboy911]

With Miradal's mighty strength the bull comes free. The two gargoyles stand atop the building staring down at you all. One slaps his forehead saying something to the other and pulls out a tablet and tosses it to you all. It reads.

"If you're reading this than the idiot failed to properly inform you of the rules.
Rule 1. Keep off the grass.
Rule 2. Don't burn down the house.
Rule 3. If you're on the ground you will be assaulted by ground troops if you're in the air than you will be assaulted by air troops.
Rule 4. For your own safety keep off the grass seriously.
Rule 5. No throwing things at the doorbell.
Rule 6. Have fun and keep off the grass. "

[Isenvrill]

Niuqu yells up, "What about rays of eldritch energy?"

How far from the door?

[Ralasha]

Miradal laughs, and claws a message into the tablet with a claw after telling the others what is written on the tablet. 'thanks, how's the weather up there?' and flies up, arms wide. "I will be returning to exactly where I was, I just wanted to give this back to you, since you seem to have dropped it." She will hover, hand one of them the tablet and ask "So, how well does this job pay? By the way, thanks for the message." She then heads back to exactly where she was, and begins approaching the house on the path.

[Doomboy911]

"The pay is amazing actually" one of the gargoyles says pointing a large mound of gold. Also Niquo surrounding the house is the spell wind wall for stopping projectiles.

[Isenvrill]

My eldritch blast is not a projectile. It's the equivalent of a ray spell.

[Doomboy911]

(Alright go ahead and destroy your goal)

[Isenvrill]

Niuqu walks forward slowly, preparing to shoot at anything that attacks him.

"Onwards then?"

[Eshkigal]

Arkadi walks alongside him, making sure to stay off the grass.

[Ralasha]

Miradal: "Have a pleasant evening. It actually is rather exciting to meet people with at least nearly, if not an equal amount of intelligence." She then lands, and walks up to the door, and kicks it in. "Enough talk."

[warforged510]

Gillean stays on the sidewalk at the back of the group. He's visibly shaken (took the Wild flaw, which causes him to panic if he is being grappled but not when he's grappling) and furious, his yellow eyes burning holes in the back of Miradal's head. He would be grateful for being freed if he wasn't so insulted. Breathing deep, he prevents himself from flying in a rage.

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"No. Not yet. But soon. Soon."

[Ralasha]

(Welcome back! I almost thought we had lost you.)

[Doomboy911]

(Niquo with wind wall you're small sized character continously gets pushed away from the house. If someone else grabs onto you, you will be able to make it.) Coming from the left and right side of the house you can see four of the purple humanoid things coming out two on one end two on the other heading for the closest target...Niquo.

[Eshkigal]

(Arkadi went forward with him, we can assume he was holding on. Do we need new initiatives?)

[Doomboy911]

(Wait Niquo was 100 feet ahead of everyone at the house while you guys are at the end of the path you wouldn't be able to grab him from that distance.)

[Ralasha]

Miradal already marched up and kicked the door in, or at least that was my intention. Are you tired?

or ignoring my posts?