Coming to America and being evil. A modern 3.5 game

[Eshkigal]

(@ Ralasha: I think he's ignoring auto win situations in favor of actually having us go through something.
@ Doomboy: Oh, sorry, forgot. Maybe we should have a list of the initiatives before we get down to the slaughter?)

[Doomboy911]

(Right sorry missed that) As you head towards the path the two lamp posts swing out and attempt to grab you. (1d20+10)[12] and an assistance from the other but I totally forget how that works.

Yeah everyone roll for initiative just to bring some order to this chaos.

[Ralasha]

I already rolled mine. ^^ I'm not rolling again, with only a +3 my chances of getting another 19 are slim to none.
Please... lamp posts to the sides? I breath on one. [roll]6d8[/roll] then fly upwards, uprooting the other, and breath on that too. [roll]6d8[/roll] Now I land on the path, and continue towards the house.

My grapple AC is actually 4+3+10 17, so they miss anyway. Tell them good job, they still failed.

[Ralasha]

(6d8)[33] kill lamp
(6d8)[32] kill lamp

[Doomboy911]

The lamps ain't dead yet little lady. They both try to coil around you (1d20+10)[13]

(sdgfahshqetASDFGSRTH what's with the crap rolls? I'm trying this invisible castle thing.)

[Eshkigal]

How about we repost them for ease of following combat?
Arkadi: -5

[warforged510]

Gillean assumes a fighting stance with his fauchard, careful to avoid the grass (He has a reach of 20-15 feet with the fauchard, 10-0 feet with his claws). Trying to jump the fence was foolish and he has no desire to be entangled again.

(Since I didn't have an initiative last time, here's mine. Don't laugh, the dice will it. And good we all maybe wait and take actual turns. I'm pretty everybody here would a chance to kill something. With actual rounds and everything.)

[Ralasha]

Since the lamps tried once again to hit me, and missed, I lift off, move around so I can aim at both of them without hitting the house: (6d8)[26]
Dead lamps.
(HERACLEA!!)

They missed both times.

[Isenvrill]

Niuqu jumps into the air, going upward and diagonally 60 ft(so as to be 60' away from humanoids), and shooting at one of the humanoids.
OOC:

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Initiative=20(posted earlier)
Rolls.
Ranged touch.
First attack:7
Damage:5
Second attack:23
Damage:5

[Eshkigal]

Can we all stop for a minute and figure out what order we're in without automatically responding? Also, isn't there a recharge time on your breath weapon?
Also, all for a 24 hour period to post in combat or get passed, say aye.
(Aye.)

[Doomboy911]

(Invisible castle gave me a 19 dang it on a grapple check. Why must I be a nice guy and take the lower number.) The acid you fired earlier hits the lamps but also strikes the grass which lets out a roar.

Initiative for all the stuff.
Lamp 1 17
Lamp 2 14
Purple thing 1 9
Purple thing 2 15
Purple thing 3 16
Captain awesome purple thing 24 (Who will move closer to Niquo.
And undisclosed thing got a 6

[warforged510]

@Arkadi. AYE!
@Dommboy911. And could we maybe go back before Miradal murdered the lamps?

[Ralasha]

yay! I have a 19! I before all but 1 of the creeps!
@Arkadi: Aye!

[Doomboy911]

(Aye and yarr!)

[Eshkigal]

Okay, here's the list, then.
Captain Purple: 24
Niuqu: 20
Mira: 19
Alie: 18
Lamp: 17
Purple: 16
Purple: 15
Lamp: 14
Purple: 9
Gil: 7
Undisclosed: 6
Markus: ??? (No roll yet)
Arkadi: -5

Niuqu just did his turn, so either it's Ralasha's previous attack or she can try something new, then Alie.

[Ninja_Grand]

(I shall wait. I don't want to mess this up.)


(you can talk when it is someone else turn.)

Alie yells "I will Hold back! My gun can hit form here!"

[Doomboy911]

(I'm going to say Mira already went and grant Alie his turn)

[Ninja_Grand]

(Aye for 1 day skip)

Alie Says(free action) "HELL YA" with a smirk. Falls prone(swift), and take a shot (to hit 1d20+7=14 if hit then 2d10=14, 1d6=4. Standard action).

End turn.

[Eshkigal]

What are you shooting at, though? You forgot to mention target.

[Doomboy911]

I'm going to just say that he hit the weakest target which kills one of the purples. The rest move 30 feet towards you still not close enough to hit though. Out of both ends comes five more of the buggers. The two lamps have skipped their turn and Gillean's turn comes about.

[bobthe6th]

hmm
initative
(1d20)[19]
on the back of the dragon, so little control of own movements.
if the enemy get in groups were from dragon back Markus can hit more than two with a burning hands he fires, otherwise hang on for dear life to the dragon

[Ralasha]

The Dragon is currently avoiding being grabbed by two lamp posts.

[Eshkigal]

Initiative list again, then!

Captain Purple: 24
Niuqu: 20
Mira: 19
Markus: 19
Alie: 18
Lamp: 17
Purple: 16
Purple: 15
Lamp: 14
Purple: 9
Gil: 7
Undisclosed: 6
Arkadi: -5

Bull's up!
@Doomboy: How far are the purple guys from us at this point?

[bobthe6th]

not going to bother, until he can drop at some point, having to make a dc400000 concentration check.

[Ninja_Grand]

I'm going to just say that he hit the weakest target which kills one of the purples. The rest move 30 feet towards you still not close enough to hit though. Out of both ends comes five more of the buggers. The two lamps have skipped their turn and Gillean's turn comes about.

(Same as I was hiting. I had to rush)

Alie says jumping up and down "Woo! Look at him die!"

[warforged510]

There air seems to grow still, the calm before the storm. Gillean stands still and silent. Time slows, as rage grips him. His hair stands on end as his chest rises and falls, his breathing getting faster and faster. His whole body shakes as adrenaline and rage grip him. With a mighty earth-shattering roar, Gillean charges (-2 AC, +2 Atk, can move a total of 100 ft.) at the closest opponent, swinging his fauchard in a wide, skyward arc before sending it crashing down (20 ft. reach).

"NOT! MY! KIN!"

Attack and Possible Damage

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Relevant Rage Changes

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Total AC - 16 (14 for this turn)
Total HP - 20
Rage Rounds - 11 (10 remaining)

[Doomboy911]

Your strike sends one of the purple creatures flying and splatters it on a wall but than the two lamps grab onto you. Wrapping around your horns and shining brightly in your eyes.

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The two swings which are more than enough to grab on. http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/3184978/

Than the bush shaped like a triceratops moves onto the path and readies itself to charge.

The Triceratops is 100 feet (right at the house blocking the path) Gillean is at 75 feet along with the rest of the creatures and everyone else is 50 feet away. You see that the gargoyles are on top of the roof with some popcorn watching the fight.

[warforged510]

1. Do the lamps grapple attempts provoke attack of opportunity? or is this something different than a grapple?
2. Did the lamps entering my reach zone provoke attacks of opportunity?
3. Do I get a chance to resist being grappled?
4. Is the light considered bright enough to blind me (Light Sensitivity mutation)?

[Eshkigal]

(Called it on the topiary guardian. Also, so is it possible to reach Gil on a charge, or is he 75 feet away from me?)
"Wha...oh nyet. Gil!"
Taken by a surge of adrenaline, Arkadi charges one of the lamps with his longspear before trying to jam it through the metal, hopefully getting it to shudder off Gil-or, at least, choose a different target so the minotaur can clear the way.
(Activating Adrenaline Jolt to Strength. Rolling to see how many points go in: 3. Strength total: 21 for the next six rounds.)
On the slim chance I can reach Gil, attack and damage.

[Doomboy911]

I'd say no to one and two since you weren't expecting it (they didn't actually move on their turn) I will allow a strength check to just snap them out of the ground but you're still blinded from the lights.