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    Miradal looks at the nearby woman. "You, open one. Now. Or I give him a quick death, and you a slow one. He backed away from those, so I don't believe him. If it's true, you'll have no issues with opening one, right? And if he's lying, I'll let you gut him in revenge for his deceit... Or i'll do it, but slowly. Oh, and if those imps try anything, I'll bite your head, and pull it from your body by the roots... slowly, so I can savor your screams. I'm not a nice dragon, but I grew up in Scandinavia, killing dragon hunters to survive, so I guess that's probably a part of it." (She isn't lying, she's just omitting that they are extremely new at it. So it isn't a bluff, besides, at level one, it would still have been a challenge for her.)
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    (Still needs to read torturing for dummies eh? Just kidding) The lady slips out of her shadows. The shadows from the catwalks bends to keep her in the shade. Her own shadow slides over the suitcases and pops them both open. Inside both of them is another thousand dollars but in one is a pen and letter opener, the other a red veil and white gloves.
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    Miradal suddenly looks far less menacing in demeanor, and manages to smile pleasantly while still holding him. "Well, there you go then. Thank you for your assistance, may I ask your name? You know, in case one of them explodes later?" She turns back to the man, and suddenly her smile is far less pleasant. "Do me one more favor, pull the money out of one of the suitcases. Assuming it doesn't explode, I'll take the money in my pack, and head home, you can have the others. I'm not greedy, but you offered. All I wanted was fifty silver. Forgive me for being paranoid if you please. I am not used to being around people that are trustworthy, and have developed it as a defensive mechanism. Normally against explosives. I lost a brother that way once. He wouldn't wait for the human to open it... silly little wyrmling."
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    I'm curious to know what Niuqu is up to, so quick recap of what he's doing:
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    Right. Amongst the pumpkin goo littering the lawn a form rises up. A piece of goo falls off "Pixies oh how I hate them so" he says as he spits out pumpkin seeds.


    The lady takes one more look at Miradal and runs her hand through the money scooping it all out of the briefcases "No you may not have my name." she says hopping into the shadows. In a moment she's gone.
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    (Meh, I'm fine. Just wanted to start it moving for me again.)
    Niuqu chuckles at the sight, then sobers. "I've got a message for you captain. 'Tardigrade has come to America'. In fact, he's with Arkadi right now."
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    Miradal will walk over to the briefcases of money, and, holding the man by his neck, begin carefully putting money into her bag, making sure there is nothing else there. "I wonder what her problem is. Some people are so rude."
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    "Yes well it is New York. Now grant me the respect that your race wishes to receive and release me. I have seen that you are a mighty force of nature but know that should you slay me forces unlike any other will be forever unleashed upon you again and again every day and every night. Not enough to slay you but to forever occupy your time until at last you yourself ends your existence. he stares at you unflinching and calm. His two imps are sitting atop trash cans on opposite sides of the alleyway they both have small notebooks in their hands. They turn it to you and show that they have drawn you. Both disappear in a puff of smoke "They will be delivering that to a dear old friend who owes me a few more favours. Release me or he will owe me nothing else but to pursue you and all half-dragon that wear greenscales. Perhaps you can take it but are you willing to give it to undeserving dragons?
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    "I find that most dragons are deserving of nothing less. I've no respect for Dragon-Kind. They mettle only when it isn't needed or wanted. When help is needed they are somewhere else, or too busy. But oh, they are so willing to have you do their work for them." Miradal Sets him down. "Keep in mind if you would. I had no intention of killing either you, or the woman, the woman, for one, tried to help me initially, and you I like. So then, if you require a ride, I'll give you one, for free of course. That is an open ended invitation. With this, I can afford to make other others of my kind. It is not a simple thing, but now I can do it. On the other hand... perhaps I will change my nature. I would after all, prefer to not be evil. It is... not something I enjoy. I merely have no choice. it is in my blood. Now then, if you do not wish a ride, say so and I will leave." Miradal takes the contents of the other two briefcases.
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    He coughs"I think or at least I hope that everyone strives to be good. I know for sure that I've been trying for what has felt like centuries and yet here I am doing business with thugs for such awful reasons. To be good means less power less money less everything." he sighs an old man's sigh and turns snapping his fingers an imp appears "Call off the hit for now if I live through the night call it off entirely. I think I will walk for my own good.Goodbye Greenscales we may meet again." he says walking around the corner as the imp poofs away.

    "Well my short friend that was easy you've made some fairly great shots and I'd be more than happy to share in the pay."
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    "I would like to walk with you if that is acceptable, since there is after all, a hit on my life should you not survive. I'm thinking of changing my scales for Battle Dragon's Scales... of course, that means first finding one, and surviving the encounter long enough to ask it. Or, gaining Bahamut's Blessings... which would be difficult as a Green. Do not mistake me, I am not half-dragon. I am more dragon than not now, and intend to continue becoming more dragon as time passes. I will always be partially what my other half is, but, it will become less, and less as I live. Unless I am able to find means to change entirely into a dragon. Wait, I think a Half-Dragon of another type should be able to alter my bloodline... but, first I need to find a willing one." She follows him hesitantly, awaiting his answer. "I would try to become a crystaline dragon, or one of the other metalics... such as an adamtine mithril, or iron, but that brings up other issues."
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    "Such as finding an adamantine half dragon to assist you?"
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    "Yes. Such as that."
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    "Well you might have some issues with finding dragons I've lived and roamed this land for a great deal of time and I have not seen many dragons."
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    "We have been hunted mostly to extinction. I find it unsurprising."
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    He turns to you "Not quite ma'm a dragon is a powerful, powerful force of nature to be able to tame such a force makes one even more powerful. To own a dragon's egg is quite the treasure. Dragons haven't been hunted into extinction they've been hidden from the world."
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    "Those that are left, yes. Most likely, but being a dragon myself, and having been hunted, along with my full-blooded and half-blooded siblings, I tell you, we are... almost gone."
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    "What would you say and what would you do if I told you that in the near future there would be a new era for the dragons. One in which thousands upon thousands of dragons would come into existence each year for the next ten year.
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    "Prepare for war, and hope to keep as many of us as possible alive. If that happens, this world is going to be wracked by the war being waged between Bahamut, and Tiamat. I will fight for Bahamut. If what you say is true, it is time for me to begin training in earnest." Miradal gets down and lopes on all four, using her wings to glide along between leaps. "Why, is that very likely?"
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    "Well as you may know it takes a great deal of time for a dragon egg to hatch and as I've told you to have a dragon at one's disposal would be a might asset that none would be willing to trade.Now powerful men out there collect these eggs knowing that one day they'd have more power than they know what to do with, power that they could mold into their own image to fear and respect these powerful men. I tell you that one day very soon the world will be flooded with dragons and the reason your kind has been hunted for so very long is to increase the value."
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    "Very well. Then give me the names of those that would misuse this power, that I may begin dealing out their fates. I will not see my kind misused for personal gain. Especially at cost to others. Especially other dragons. I have things I must see to. How much farther do you need to travel?"
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    "I lack the names of those who wish to do such things. In the world of evil I do the shipping. People pay me to transfer money and products across the world. Although I do check on what I'm shipping around the world I do not check the names. If someone sends any object I deem to dangerous such as another tarrasque foot or souls I keep them for myself but with the dragon eggs I kept a close eye on them and when I was sure they wouldn't be destroyed I delivered them. If you're out to collect them than I can provide you with only one.
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    "Oh? Good. I'll take it, and raise it as a Dragon should be raised. With the Knowledge, strength, wisdom, and morals central to our kind. I would also like the names or places the eggs have been shipped to. I am going hunting. If I have to take those names, evil is necessary, without it there can be no good. Sometimes you must poison an enemies water to save a city. I will do this. By any means necessary."
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    "My apologies that I can not be more helpful but those that I've shipped to have kept a level of secrecy. I deliver most of the eggs to the new york harbor where I simply unload the young lives and they're picked up. By who I can't know for sure. I can't keep track of the buyer's but the next time I have a shipment come in I'll be sure that you're first to know. On one condition though what you do will not be an attack on them but stealth should you kill them than I lose business. Also tell me where you live and I'll have the egg shipped to you."

    Your mighty and magnificent captain looks to Niquo reeking of pumpkin "Tardigrade you say. Send him here I have business to be done with him."
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    "I have a better idea. If we pass any place where I might pick up a cell-phone. You can get my number, and contact me by it. That way neither of us have to worry about the other party causing a breach of security. Not that I don't trust you, but... I don't know you well enough to trust you." She begins walking upright again as they continue. "Bah, must be difficult for you, being limited to one form of locomotion."
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    "To the fish the water is invisible. Now where shall I have the egg delivered to?
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    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    Gas Stations, Grocers and even general stores will normally have small cheap prepaid cellphones. Grab one, a time card, and he can call that number. Done. Assuming your world has such things.
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    "Here I always keep a spare phone on hand. When I'm doing business I demand that I keep in touch with those I am doing business with. Most destroy their phones later but at least I can keep in touch for awhile. Also I managed to buy them in bulk" he hands you a cheap looking pink cellphone.
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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