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    The massive black dragon looks you over trying to figure you out and more importantly what you are.. "Who do you speak for and on what matters?"

    Jack's shadow (as I suppose is the best term) thinks hard for a moment or two. "The harpoon rounds are on the ship. I figured what are the odds that we'll need harpoons."
    Last edited by Doomboy911; 2012-02-03 at 08:15 PM.
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    Alie speaks in a voice that shows he dosnt want to be heard by the beast. "If he makes a move to kill, he is gonna bleed." Alie pulls his rifle and try's to look scared.



    Trying to bluff to look like I don't have the nerve to put a bullet in his belly.


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    Well unless you followed along Miradal and the dragon are a fair distance away (about four rounds of straight out sprinting) You can only see them because this is a large dragon.
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    You mean... huge... or... gargantuan.
    "Your pixies have been attacking my domicile, home, lair, whatever you wish to call it it is none the less where I live. It is a house. "
    She gestures in the direction of the house.
    "I would prefer not being forced to move by random vandalism. Since the question is so obvious in your eyes, I'll tell you. I am only mostly Dragon. I was raised by my draconic parent, and my half-draconic parent. I am a Dragon, and I know the rules and laws of our kind. Just as I know the way that such... discussions as these are governed, the rules and laws applying to them, and the correct manner in which they should be executed. That is all I want. The house left alone. I lay not claim to any territory here. I already have my own territory on another continent, however, so long as I am here I will still require a place to sleep, and to collect my local hoard."
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    "Alie, why are you still down here? You are sniper, da? Let's get you as high as we can and if big one does something, you shoot in nearest eye while Tardigarde and I try and get ballista set up."

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    Niuqu firsts asks Tardigrade what his dagger and morningstar do. He then turns to the captain "I'd like a ghille suit, but the ballista might be better. How can we get one within range of the dragon quick?" Finally, Niuqu looks at Alie and with a mischievous grin, "Wimp. I'll get you into a position where you will be able to both shoot at the dragon, and take cover if necessary. I should be able to carry you without much difficulty."

    (Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I wasn't sure of what Niuqu would do. By the way Ralasha, I'm pretty sure you made a fatal mistake in your last post. you made it sound as if you are taking the house as your own, despite your saying you aren't, and it really seems that you want to infringe on his territory. At least from my point of view. )
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    She isn't claiming it as her own, merely as a place to sleep, and collect a hoard. He would, by her wording, still have the right to tell her to leave at any time.
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    The mighty dragon mulls over what you've said than it speaks much quieter now and calmer " So you are half a dragon and a green one at that... and that is where you sleep and not your home..hmm."it points to the mansion a smile appears across it's face and it lets out a chuckle a bit of acidy breath slips out but doesn't bother you."Fine you wish for my pixies to stop vandalizing your home than they shall stop vandalizing your home." he lowers down to the ground and looks to the trees ""Do not vandalize that house anymore is that understood" the faerie's lights flash all throughout the trees. "They agree. I have done as you have asked of me. Now leave me be." he laughs a little more and sinks down into the lake.
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    As he turns to return to his lake: "Not half, almost entirely dragon. I would also like to say, thank you for being reasonable."
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    "You are welcome milady" he says before he disappears into the pitch blackness of the lake.

    "Welp. Didn't see that coming" the Jack in the house says "Well I'm needed elsewhere. Toodles"

    "Didja kill him didja kill him huh huh huh' Jack says emerging out of the stone.
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    "Huh...well, that went better than expected. Maybe we could aim ballista that way in case dragon becomes hostile again, though."

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    "Da...any ideas where he keeps this stuff, though?"

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    "I'd suggest on his boat"
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    Miradal turns to jack. "No, I did not kill him. Were I to fight him I might wound him some, but he would likely kill me. He has agreed to leaving the mansion alone. That should be sufficient? Next, I'm taking the fay's portal stone, and piecing it back together on your property so that they may come and go as they like." Miradal walks over to the fairy portal and picks up the pieces of the stone for reassembly and hopefully, restoration of function. She then makes her way back to the mansion.
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    "Wait you talked to it? And convinced it to stop what it was doing? How?"
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    "He was very reasonable."
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    "I see." he begins walking alongside her "Does he seem like the type that would be reasonable? I mean I heard that shouting through solid rock."
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    "He wasn't shouting, he's just very big, and has an equivalently big voice. I would also like to point out something of particular interest... he didn't request any form of compensation. Very reasonable."
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    Alie runs up and askes "So you got him to leave us alone?"
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    Alie do me a favor and give us a spot check.
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    Out of the corner of your eye you can see the blackened lake and a orangish circle with a slit in it you can tell it's a eyeball staring at all of you.

    Move wisely
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    "Let us go hmm? I can use some rest."
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    "Wait. Were being watched. some sort of creature in the lake."
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    "That's wonderful. But, as I already spoke with him, let's go... NOW!"
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    "Agreed get some rest I'm going to fortify the defenses a bit more. House! Code x-28" Out of the porch comes a rocking chair and a sawed off shotgun. He plops himself down "Welp that's all I've got"
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    "The house will be fine. He agreed by the old ways, and the ancient laws to leave the house alone."
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    "Did he actually say that he was going to leave the house alone?"
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    "Mira wait! Since when are dragons orange?" Alie runs right up to her. "I dont like it. Are you going to help me out?"
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    The captain turns to the lake to see what is a amiss. "Nevermind that Ace Miradal has dealt with things as she sees fit and we must trust her. Now we have had a long day we shall have a small feast and a nice chat and than get some rest for tomorrow's adventures."
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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