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    "Keep you all alive? From what?" the elf asks. Through the gate some people begin to arrive. Most of them are dressed in rags, some have carts with them and they begin to set up shop. A few of them head towards the group with some goods. The captain heads back to the group with the others. "The nice people would like to thank you for what you've done." the people begin giving you bread and spices. In most languages they thank you for killing the goblins and the cloaked figure they constantly call "the vermin among vermin". Apparently he's been blocking the entrance to the market for three weeks. "Ten minutes in America and you're already heroes." the captain laughs than disappears. The Elven soldier heads to you "Apparently the captain had called ahead and arranged for passports and ID's. I don't suppose any of you have a driver's license."
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    Miradal shrugs, "I just fly where I need to go, and sometimes give others a lift in exchange for goods or money."
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    "Nyet, I'm afraid. Mostly walked."
    He looks around, as people come in.
    "So what exactly is this place?"
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    "Apparently we are heroes, and... are being welcomed." She looks more than a little nervous and unsure. "To be honest... I've never been in this situation when I hadn't planned it all out in advance."
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    "Indeed not. I see no point in noisy smelly vehicles when I have wings. "
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    ..........Huh? We get in the LEAGAL way now? This day is a blast!
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    Then again, you could be volunteering for !!SCIENCE!!, in which case... I shall take notes.
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    Miradal looks over at the other winged beasty. "We could always work as a taxi service." She laughs. "We can go where the traffic won't, so traffic won't matter."
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    I'd pay for that. Alie says with a good charted smile.
    (Edit: Wow You guys post so fast i cant keep up )
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    Smiling Niuqu says, "That would work a bit better for you. I am unable to carry as large of passengers, or as many for that matter."

    Edit:Great isn't it?
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    (We type fast, and we pay attention.) "Surely you can carry even just one person at a time? What sort of weakling are you? Are you squishy too?"
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    (I pay attention. just a slow typer some times)
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    Then again, you could be volunteering for !!SCIENCE!!, in which case... I shall take notes.
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    Alternatively I may consider going into politics after getting bored of hunting aliens in the jungle.
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    "One person of course I could carry. But I am unable to carry such as the minotaur, or multiple at once."

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    "Oh, so you are merely mundanely weak."
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    I wonder if I can get wings like thouse....... Alie mentally trails off.
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    "No, of course you can't get wings like mine! I'm a dragon! Well... there is actually a way... but it is very... dark magic." As she finishes the last sentence her smile turns into a wicked rictus smile.
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    Hmmmmmm........Dark magic......... Alie starts pacing
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    "Also, ways to meld and bind them, though don't know if you are durable enough for that."

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    The elf watches the conversation for a bit. "Right well when you're ready to head in I can lead you all there. We best hurry they seem to be surrounding us" .
    This is horrifying beyond anything Lovecraft ever wrote or Giger ever drew.

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    "Of course, the draconian magic has a small side effect of you... becoming somewhat partially mine... Like a familiar. I give you draconian traits, you become my... servant of sorts. And the only reason I am telling you now, is that I'm not a bad person, I'm just evil."
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    Alie snaps out of his (for lack of a good word) trance and says "Wait! I can get wings? from You? But I become a servant? Sounds good!


    (can we wait? I have to set my xp. 5 mins tops.)
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    "He's right, we can talk while moving, da?"

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    Miradal laughs uproariously, though it sounds more like an ear shattering roar than a laugh. "Why should we hurry? Who is surrounding us? Are they going to try and pick my pocket? IF SO I WILL DESTROY THEM! Lead the way!" (Morbo moment. Next up DOOOOOOOOOM!)
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    "...Mostly so you wouldn't say that to the people you just helped."
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    She smiles brightly at everyone around. "I love helping people! As long as they don't touch my possessions! MINE!" She holds her backpack up at full arms length with her tail.
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    (That was OOC as are all my () lines)

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    "My father Rextorex taught me the rituals and incantations. However, we will still require the regents, and time to perform the ritual."
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    Niuqu clears his throat. "Well, I think that's enough for one day, lets move on shall we?" Proceeds to follow elf.

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    Alie follow the rest.
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    Arkadi walks with them. And unconsciously grows a tail with a stinger.
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    Gillean moves with the rest of the group, surprised by the crowd thanking him. "No. I had no part in it. Captain! I don't suppose you have me fauchard under that hat of yer's?"
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