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    Orc in the Playground
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    hi, long time reader, first time posting.
    The title is pretty obvious.
    I will start with "Goblin's Dan Hydra BBQ"

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    - QuestSafe (this oracle mouth of the Sunken Valley)
    - The Oracle himself
    - Team Evil - Always hiring
    - Aton - Supporting unrealistic images of adventuresses since OD&D
    - The Dirt Farmers - Buy our dirt!!!
    - Cryptic Musings by an old man (cf comic 121, iirc)
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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Flumph

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    An ad from the potion makers (encountered by ) who mistakenly think that perpetually selling their potions at a steep discount will make their business...

    Cheers, JohnH / Wanda
    Last edited by Wanda V'Orcus; 2011-09-16 at 04:00 PM.

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    Firbolg in the Playground
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    A 30 foot long tapestry with Xykon's name and the invitation in fifteen languages to comes and do battle with him. No monks.
    Last edited by MoonCat; 2011-09-16 at 06:29 PM.
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    Aww man! Even all the witty self referencing sigs are gone now!
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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonCat View Post
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    A 30 foot long tapestry with Xykon's name and the invitation in fifteen languages to comes and do battle with him. No monks.
    Or paladins, although I suppose that goes without saying.
    Last edited by ORione; 2011-09-17 at 12:14 PM.

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    Firbolg in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by ORione View Post
    Or paladins, although I suppose that goes without saying.
    It's an SS+DT reference. Damn. I should probably spoiler that then.
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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Jones, Rodriguez, and Flumph, Attorneys at Law.

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    Titan in the Playground
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    Psionics
    An ultra-special brand of abilities that are totally not just a type of magic with different descriptive text!

    Magic of Incarnum
    Yes, OK, we get it! There are a lot of synonyms for the word "blue"! Close the thesaurus and take your turn!
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    Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting

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    Travel guide to Gobbotopia.
    Epic Inside.
    Try delicious Sorcerer's Fruit Pies!
    Gouda imported from Cliffport.
    Warthog's School of Wizardry and Sorcery

    ... yeah, these are really reaching, but all the good ones were taken already.
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    Well you've got two options - you can either wait for life to throw you a bone, or you can make your own by tearing it out of Life's quivering body, with your bare teeth and nails in a frenzied bloodied act of cannibalism.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
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    "So, do you want to be the one to tell him that he probably won't get any XP from any of them?"
    "I think I just had an evilgasm."
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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoonCat View Post
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    This is the funniest thing I've seen today.

    I want to see one for the Lawyers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Onyavar View Post
    - QuestSafe (this oracle mouth of the Sunken Valley)
    - The Oracle himself
    - Team Evil - Always hiring
    - Aton - Supporting unrealistic images of adventuresses since OD&D
    - The Dirt Farmers - Buy our dirt!!!
    - Cryptic Musings by an old man (cf comic 121, iirc)
    - ...
    You were so close! It was 122. Great suggestions though.
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    it's a crab and a cancer... just ask the zodiac...
    At the end of the KICKSTARTER pledge drive the number of unclaimed signed packages was 69 ! It's like my signature knew all along...

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