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    Quote Originally Posted by theKOT View Post
    (...) But that poor marigold. I hope we don't have to watch much aftermath here, watching extended awkward scenes is painful for me.
    Unfortunately they probably don't have the emergancy formal attire like that one bar, which I can't find in the archives. At any rate, I persume things will go well from here on - one of the worse imaginable things happened already, so they can check it off on the screw-up list and focus on the better ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Radar View Post
    Unfortunately they probably don't have the emergancy formal attire like that one bar, which I can't find in the archives. At any rate, I persume things will go well from here on - one of the worse imaginable things happened already, so they can check it off on the screw-up list and focus on the better ones.
    I like that idea. A relationship of diminishing disasters. I suppose with Marigold to expect anything else was foolish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theKOT View Post
    I like that idea. A relationship of diminishing disasters. I suppose with Marigold to expect anything else was foolish.
    We already have Cossette.

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    Exactly. I don't even have a daughter yet (nor am I American) but I already know no boy will ever get to stick his thing in my baby unless I can prevent that! Admit it, we are all bastards and none of them will hurt my little girl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adlan View Post
    I dunno, that's a little creepy. You want Grandkids don't you?
    Ph come on guys, of course I was exaggerating. I have no idea how I'd react but since I don't like my female friends getting hurt by some jerks I don't think I'd think different if I ever have a daughter. If possible I'd at least check if they are alright tight enough before I'd allow her dating them... but knowing kids today I don't think I'd ever know before it's too late (So I'd have to go to the guys place after he hurt my daughter and teach him then )

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    I had this mental image of myself REALLY confusing some poor bastard who came by to take my daughter out on a date. I would sit him down, bring in the shovel, then proceed to awkwardly read "the shovel speech" off a notebook page, with all sorts of strange emphasis as if I have no idea how this is supposed to go, or even what its supposed to mean. Imagine reading a speech in a language you dont understand to someone who does. It would be like that, only without mangled pronunciation.

    "Ok, um, Billy. I just wanted, to let you know that, I have a shovel," /shakes shovel in his hand without looking up from the paper "and an, acre of, land. I know how to, bury the bodies, and I am not, afraid, to go back to, prison. Give him an evil smile. Oh wait, that was a stage direction." /gives Billy a bad attempt at an evil smile "So do, we understand each, other billy?"
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    Dammit, why did you have to go and mention Angus. Now instead of space adventures we get this.
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    I'm going to be honest, "the Welsh became a Great Power and conquered Germany" is almost exactly the opposite of the explanation I was expecting

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    ....Honestly I'm surprised her butt was small enough to do that. I don't exactly have a very womanly figure and I've got pretty stereotypical non-hips, and I'd be hard-pressed to fall into one.

    And apparently Faye has even worse vision than I do. And I frequently impress those I know with how bad my eyesight is.
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    Dammit, why did you have to go and mention Angus. Now instead of space adventures we get this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flickerdart View Post
    Dammit, why did you have to go and mention Angus. Now instead of space adventures we get this.
    My bad but I must admit I found it quite cute.

    And I dare sa any reasonably sized butt can fit in a toilet. And if it happens it's really ewww. BUT Faye should really check this if she can't see...

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    I don't get the whole seat up/seat down thing. Seriously, who leaves the lid up? You have any idea how much stuff comes out of there when you flush?
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Campbell View Post
    I don't get the whole seat up/seat down thing. Seriously, who leaves the lid up? You have any idea how much stuff comes out of there when you flush?
    Might be another american only thing, I don't really know. I know that over here it's usually customary to close both lids when you're done, and open the ones you need yourself. From what I know from american TV shows its not necessarily the case there.
    Seriously why should it be only the guys job to check the lid all the time and the woman can just blindly assume without checking that its alright and get angry when not?

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    Might be another american only thing, I don't really know. I know that over here it's usually customary to close both lids when you're done, and open the ones you need yourself. From what I know from american TV shows its not necessarily the case there.
    Seriously why should it be only the guys job to check the lid all the time and the woman can just blindly assume without checking that its alright and get angry when not?
    Because it's stupid and a cheap "battle of the sexes" thing.

    And an example of the inanity of things that couples can and will fight over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    Because it's stupid and a cheap "battle of the sexes" thing.

    And an example of the inanity of things that couples can and will fight over.
    Meh, I leave the seat down all the time, I just learned to aim better.
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    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    Tuckus is another fun one.
    You bet your sweet tuckus it is!
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    You bet your sweet tuckus it is!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Even Human View Post
    I think my favourite yiddish word is zaftig. Probably a toss-up between zaftig and chutzpah, actually.
    I have never heard of this zaftig. Meaning?

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    I have never heard of this zaftig. Meaning?
    zaf·tig/ˈzäftig/
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    (of a woman) Having a full, rounded figure; plump.

    Or at least, that's what 3 seconds of google definitions tells me.
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    Seriously though, why do most guys pee standing up with regular toilets? Then you have to lift your seat and pay some attention and you can't play angry birds at all!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    zaf·tig/ˈzäftig/
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    (of a woman) Having a full, rounded figure; plump.

    Or at least, that's what 3 seconds of google definitions tells me.
    I could've googled it, but I wanted to promote discussion instead! And is it a neutral term? Insulting? Positive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theKOT View Post
    Seriously though, why do most guys pee standing up with regular toilets? Then you have to lift your seat and pay some attention and you can't play angry birds at all!
    Because sitting down is annoying and viewed as frivolous when one can go somewhere more comfortable to play angry birds.
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    Also, many guys have some sort of subconscious thing going on concerning height. For the most part, we like being high up. Of it were possible (or, at the very least, not messy) to perform other excretory actions while standing, we probably would.

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    I've used Zaftig to describe myself for years. My dictionary says it means "desirably plump and curvaceous"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MammonAzrael View Post
    I could've googled it, but I wanted to promote discussion instead! And is it a neutral term? Insulting? Positive?
    Now, that bit I don't know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theKOT View Post
    Seriously though, why do most guys pee standing up with regular toilets? Then you have to lift your seat and pay some attention and you can't play angry birds at all!
    No you dont. You just have to not suck at aiming at a target 3 feet away at most. But then, I was always good at that carnival game of filling up the balloon with the water gun till it pops. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by MammonAzrael View Post
    I could've googled it, but I wanted to promote discussion instead! And is it a neutral term? Insulting? Positive?
    It's positive, generally, as it means that one is pleasurably curvy to look at it.

    If one wanted to be insulting they'd just call the woman fat or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coidzor View Post
    It's positive, generally, as it means that one is pleasurably curvy to look at it.

    If one wanted to be insulting they'd just call the woman fat or something.
    Yeah, that what I'd guess. It sounds a bit German (as with many jiddish words), related to "saftig" (juicy), which is uncommon, but one could use it to describe a curvy woman. (Hayven't heard anyone use it in that way forever, though) And it's meant in a nice way, most of the time.


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    Why should you be involved in her decision making process at all? If she is an adult you should trust her to make her own decisions, and perhaps advise her but not attempt to intimidate those she has chosen -_-

    But that poor marigold. I hope we don't have to watch much aftermath here, watching extended awkward scenes is painful for me.
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    Dang, I think I just started shipping Martin & Lt. Potter. Now, is the Earthman drunk enough to get his Captain Kirk on without going emonova?

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