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    found this and it made me laugh
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    So here's an idea: Let's take one motivator that could be adapted to completely different contexts. Then everyone who wants to give it a try comes up with alternative versions with a new picture and new description, but for the same title. When you think it's time to set a new one up for others to get creative, just issue a new challenge.

    I think this one could be adapted into countless variations.
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    And here's my contribution to it:

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    We are not standing on the shoulders of giants, but on very tall tower of other dwarves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yora View Post

    And here's my contribution to it:

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    You don't know WHO you are messing with, or, you don't know WITH WHOM you are messing.

    Ooh, ooh, "why does that poster say whom?" Haha, got a chance to reference a 12+ year old in joke from a high school English class in a small town, and the joke doesn't even work in type!

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    There has GOT to be a faster way to make alignment charts than combining bighugelabs with Paint. (The following took several hours) Any suggestions?
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    What's that last one from? It looks interesting. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikitaDarkstar View Post
    What's that last one from? It looks interesting. :)
    It's from a 90's Canadian show called ReBoot - the first television show to be completely computer-animated.
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    BY THE HEAVENS! Dimonite! You are even more awesome than I thought!
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    That was awesome, made me smile.
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    THIS aberrant, ancient evil ain't no playa! I'm gonna take care of my little Meduthids and my Spawnling Mama! Besides which--the Old Ones know the Elder Brain keeps pestering me about giving it some Grandspawnlings...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    It's from a 90's Canadian show called ReBoot - the first television show to be completely computer-animated.
    Thanks, I'll look it up. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimonite View Post
    It's from a 90's Canadian show called ReBoot - the first television show to be completely computer-animated.
    Great show, that. Really want to re-watch it now.
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    Hmm time to pay some tax I think.

    Didn't make any of these, just found them.

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    Man this thing was full of outdated stuff.
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    Homeworld is awesome. They need to make more.

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    Yeah, it's too bad they never made any Matrix Homeworld sequels.
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    Yeah, it's too bad they never made any Matrix Homeworld sequels.
    Harsh, Cataclysm and HW 2 don't deserve the matrix sequel treatment.
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    I dont follow. Matrix sequel treatment?

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    I dont follow. Matrix sequel treatment?
    There were never any Matrix sequels, I don't know what you're all on about.

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    That was an example of it. It's basically pretending they don't exist as a coping mechanism for how terrible they were.
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    Some of us weren't done with the random tropes yet . But, while I'm here, I'll contribute to the new challenge as well.
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    That was awesome, made me smile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverent-One View Post
    Harsh, Cataclysm and HW 2 don't deserve the matrix sequel treatment.
    I liked Cataclysm and HW2...

    Granted, I also liked the matrix sequels. I am aware they're nowhere as good as the first movie, but I still found them fun to watch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by horngeek View Post
    I liked Cataclysm and HW2...

    Granted, I also liked the matrix sequels. I am aware they're nowhere as good as the first movie, but I still found them fun to watch.
    Cataclysm had a nice story, but the mechanics stank. I still haven't played all of Homeworld 2, and I think I don't like the "your mothership can only produce one thing at a time". Such is life. I owe a tax. Too bad I don't have my original win of Homeworld. I was winning so hard, my strategy guide was obsolete.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockphed View Post
    Cataclysm had a nice story, but the mechanics stank. I still haven't played all of Homeworld 2, and I think I don't like the "your mothership can only produce one thing at a time". Such is life. I owe a tax. Too bad I don't have my original win of Homeworld. I was winning so hard, my strategy guide was obsolete.
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    The Matrix sequels were not awful. Complex. Yes. Probably too complex for most people. But not awful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Cookie View Post
    The Matrix sequels were not awful. Complex. Yes. Probably too complex for most people. But not awful.
    The acting was poor, the pacing was subpar, the action (especially in the second one) was horribly implemented CGI shenanigans that didn't even try to look real. And you can't have a story where everyone tries to be the stoic. You need emotion to bounce the stoic off of or you just have a bunch of blank slats doing blank slate things. Without the characters, or the audience, getting emotionally invested.

    Being complex has little to do with why it's considered bad.

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    There were never any Matrix sequels, I don't know what you're all on about.

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    That was an example of it. It's basically pretending they don't exist as a coping mechanism for how terrible they were.
    There are no books or movies named Twilight.

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    There are no books or movies named Twilight.

    See, that I can get behind. From what I've heard, they just sound... creepy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokemon-freak89 View Post
    There are no books or movies named Twilight.

    Twilight? That's just a specific type of light isn't it? Don't think I've ever heard of any other type of twilight.

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    Twilight? That's just a specific type of light isn't it? Don't think I've ever heard of any other type of twilight.
    What about this one?
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    It's also a caste of Solar Exalted.
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