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    But... but... but... KILEY!!!!!!

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    And worse, we've now given DiDi a full day uninterrupted and offscreen to plot how to get Gary into bed...

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    I was hoping for Gary and Kiley, especially since she gets so cute when she's flustered.

    I suppose the next setup would be Gary and Yuki, but if there's one thing I've observed about male and female relationships, never put your [redacted] in crazy.

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    Indeed, one would hope that this is finally dawning on Gary.
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    Gary, there are many ways to say goodbye.

    That is not one of them.
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    What the hell just happened?
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    I have no idea, unless it's a roundabout ploy by Zii to get pity sex from Gary, so she can test his newfound prowess.

    Since Yuki didn't know about Kiley and Gary, I'm not sure where Zii is getting the two-timer thing from, unless she made a (correct) assumption about Gary and Kiley hooking up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brother Oni View Post
    Since Yuki didn't know about Kiley and Gary, I'm not sure where Zii is getting the two-timer thing from
    She knows Gary had sex last night. She knows it was neither with Yuki nor Sonya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herpestidae View Post
    She knows Gary had sex last night. She knows it was neither with Yuki nor Sonya.
    Building on this, Zii doesn't know how badly last night ended re: Gary & Yuki. She'd have only heard Yuki's side of things, which makes it look like Gary and Yuki had a pleasant evening, and then Gary went to bang Kiley afterwards. In that context it would look like two-timing.
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    And remember, Zii is an idiot who manages to forget to take crazypants' words with a heaping tablefull of salt.
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    Maybe Zii is acting sarcastically and is about to criticize Gary for two-timing.... but that idea probably is too optimistic.
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    Since he was dating two girls already, wouldnt that technically make him a three timer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TinyMushroom View Post
    Maybe Zii is acting sarcastically and is about to criticize Gary for two-timing.... but that idea probably is too optimistic.
    Oh cmon, Zii being hypocritical? Don't be absurd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    Since he was dating two girls already, wouldnt that technically make him a three timer?
    Technically, yes, but this ain't called Menage á 4.

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    *better stays away from all Zii related comments*

    Poor DiDi seems really desperate... but apparently Gary is out of the picture now.

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    Good lord, I think Didi has hit her limit on how long she can last without a screaming o.
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    It might explain why she wanted to jump Gary's bones before - she's going through sex withdrawal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Glyphstone View Post
    It might explain why she wanted to jump Gary's bones before - she's going through sex withdrawal.
    I think its more she sees potential orgasm in her future but things keep stopping it from happening! First her actual boyfriend gets blasted in the crotch and cant perform, then she learns she is living with a sex god and cant manage to arrange anything with him. Now she is counting the seconds until her boyfriend, who is also apparently very very good in the sack, is healed enough to make her happy.
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    Yeah, I don't think it's neither that she's growing tired of waiting, nor that she's suffering some kind of withdrawal. She's waited for so long that some time yet makes little difference, and since it's usually frustrating for her, I doubt she'd get so addicted. No, I think Traab is on the money; she's seeing the opportunity but she's been foiled at every step so far, and it's grating.
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    Personally, I think she's just really, really horny.

    I mean, DiDi has gone without a lay for at least 6 days - maybe even 10 or more, depending on how long it has been between her last encounter and hooking up with Matt!

    I get the feeling that this is fairly unprecedented for DiDi. That she got herself worked up for, and was eventually blue-balled* by Gary, probably didn't help much.

    * Is there a feminine equivalent? I've never heard it, if there is, so hopefully you see what I'm getting at....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wraith View Post
    Personally, I think she's just really, really horny.

    I mean, DiDi has gone without a lay for at least 6 days - maybe even 10 or more, depending on how long it has been between her last encounter and hooking up with Matt!

    I get the feeling that this is fairly unprecedented for DiDi. That she got herself worked up for, and was eventually blue-balled* by Gary, probably didn't help much.

    * Is there a feminine equivalent? I've never heard it, if there is, so hopefully you see what I'm getting at....
    Hmm, interesting thought... if she has never orgasmed during sex, is she even really enjoying it that much? I mean, enough to go crazy with horniness after being denied unsatisfying sex for a week to 10 days? Any ladies want to chime in on this? If you never got off, but had sex regularly anyways, would you react even remotely like didi from withdrawal? Also, its been awhile, so I forget, did Didi ever admit to taking care of herself afterwards? Or was it some crazy never orgasmed ever thing with her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    Also, its been awhile, so I forget, did Didi ever admit to taking care of herself afterwards? Or was it some crazy never orgasmed ever thing with her?
    I rhink she never ever had an orgasm... though I don't think there ever was a discussion on her masturbation habits I think she might just not be that into it?
    No idea how a girl would behave towards sex if she didn't experience an orgasm yet but I'd say even without an orgasm sex is quite fun?

    Also... DiDi is... WOW.

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    That last panel actually and seriously creeped me out.
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    This is just getting sad and pathetic.

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    Matt has startled the witch!

    Coitus without climax can certainly be fun, but for God knows how many years straight? I'm sceptical. Also, a big part of that entertainment is likely dependant on your feelings for your partner, how much pleasure you can take in their pleasure so to speak, and given what we know DiDi's investment in her individual partners, I'm fairly sure it's not her thing.

    As for taking matter into her own hands, we don't know if she does. I believe it's been discussed previously and no consensus was reached, but given her desperation, I find it likely that she's somehow unable to bring herself off as well. Maybe some kind of complex from her many failures? [/hobbypsychologist]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shogo View Post
    This is just getting sad and pathetic.
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    As for taking matter into her own hands, we don't know if she does. I believe it's been discussed previously and no consensus was reached, but given her desperation, I find it likely that she's somehow unable to bring herself off as well. Maybe some kind of complex from her many failures? [/hobbypsychologist]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab
    Hmm, interesting thought... if she has never orgasmed during sex, is she even really enjoying it that much?
    Her empassioned cries of "OH, OUI! OUI! OUI!" from when we first met Eric suggest the answer to be.... 'Oui'.

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    As for taking matter into her own hands, we don't know if she does. I believe it's been discussed previously and no consensus was reached, but given her desperation, I find it likely that she's somehow unable to bring herself off as well. Maybe some kind of complex from her many failures? [/hobbypsychologist]
    Possibly, but it might just be something as simple as "Shoulder-Angel disapproves!", and that 'Good' girls don't do that sort of thing!

    [/1950's stereotyping]

    Alternately, DiDi is pretty vacant upstairs, and she has always been popular with boys since she was a young teenager. Maybe so popular - and so vacant - that until now she never needed to learn how to do it for herself....?

    In fact, that could very well be one of the next story arcs, if her night with Matt doesn't work out. DiDi comes home flustered and frustrated, Zii asks her what the problem is and - because she's now monogamous - Zii offers herself for the role of Advisor so that she gets to watch and offer demonstrations, if not touch?
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    Her empassioned cries of "OH, OUI! OUI! OUI!" from when we first met Eric suggest the answer to be.... 'Oui'.
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    Mr. Matt, please don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.

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    So, I think its time to place your bets

    1. DiDi gets her orgasm
    2. Matt is unable to satisfy DiDi
    3. Events and Hijinks conspire to prevent or interrupt them having sex.

    I'm gonna go with 3 myself. As crazed as DiDi is, I don't think they're gonna let this 'arc' go so easily. I mean, they let Gary lose his virginity not too long ago, that's probably enough progress for now :P
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