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    Oh cmon, Zii being hypocritical? Don't be absurd.
    Actually, more like recognizing that the things she did in the past were not entirely the right thing and she's preventing Gary from doing the same.

    The way she looked when she said it looked more like sarcasm than genuine feelings of pity.

    But it's probably just me being waaaay too optimistic about character development.
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    So, I think its time to place your bets

    1. DiDi gets her orgasm
    2. Matt is unable to satisfy DiDi
    3. Events and Hijinks conspire to prevent or interrupt them having sex.

    I'm gonna go with 3 myself. As crazed as DiDi is, I don't think they're gonna let this 'arc' go so easily. I mean, they let Gary lose his virginity not too long ago, that's probably enough progress for now :P
    I'm going with number two, personally. One it too easy and after the recent development, I'm giving authors benefit of doubt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pink View Post
    So, I think its time to place your bets

    1. DiDi gets her orgasm
    2. Matt is unable to satisfy DiDi
    3. Events and Hijinks conspire to prevent or interrupt them having sex.

    I'm gonna go with 3 myself. As crazed as DiDi is, I don't think they're gonna let this 'arc' go so easily. I mean, they let Gary lose his virginity not too long ago, that's probably enough progress for now :P
    3. Its gotta be 3. Matt is in the middle of cooking dinner, and he is about to be tackled and sexually assaulted by a crazed nympho. Im more interested in guessing HOW the sex will be ruined. House fire? She knocks him out? Otherwise injures him? he is honestly freaked out and makes her leave? (Thats got long odds but she IS looking scary right now.)
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    (Thats got long odds but she IS looking scary right now.)
    She was looking scary the last comic. This issue turned it up to eleven.
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    I will call this now: DiDi may or may not get her climax. She will, however, get a lesson on treating men like pre-heated masturbation aides.

    From Matt.

    This will have a particular kind of sting.

    But honestly, Matt might be a slutbag and a sex addict, but I am sure he'll remember what their names are if he meets them again. He might cheat on them routinely, but I'm sure he'll make them feel good when he is with them. DiDi just doesn't care.

    I honestly believe Matt can be the one to do it for her, but it'll cost her. Pride, if nothing else.
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    I'm taking option 4. Matt and Didi become stuck together at the private areas and have to go to a hospital where Didi will climax as they are being separated.
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    Wait. What.

    I don't even.

    You know, studying as I am right now for a literature exam, I'm sure that's an allegory for something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pffh View Post
    I'm taking option 4. Matt and Didi become stuck together at the private areas and have to go to a hospital where Didi will nearly climax as they are being separated.
    Fixed that for you.

    My money's on two though, either by Didi injuring him as she tears off his clothes, Mat injuring himself as he tries too hard/long to get Didi off, or he's not being even good enough for her.

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    Wait. What.

    I don't even.

    You know, studying as I am right now for a literature exam, I'm sure that's an allegory for something.
    I believe it's an allegory for vagina dentata, which you're probably more familiar with.

    That said, I have heard stories/urban myths of cheating couples being taken to hospital because the man became caught up in her contraceptive coil.
    There are also a number of anti-rape devices, one of which is a hard plastic cylinder with sharp inwards facing barbs, which mimics the allegory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brother Oni View Post
    That said, I have heard stories/urban myths of cheating couples being taken to hospital because the man became caught up in her contraceptive coil.
    Getting stuck down there is more common then people think. In at least one clinic here they get around one couple per week. Jewelry, male toys and underwater intercourse being the most common reason but there are other reasons as well which are probably not board safe.
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    I almost feel sorry for Matt.

    But not quite
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    I almost feel sorry for Matt.

    But not quite
    Okay, unless Ma3-verse is really black and white DiDi should figure out her mistake fast...
    I still have to say I feel the strip is like some cheap... whatdoyoucallit... situational comedy? No, that's not the word... Let's just say the last few strips had a unusual kind of humor.

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    For DiDi's sake, I hope she won't use it as lube.

    For our sake, I hope she will.
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    This most recent strip seems like an appropriate moment to blame this thread for getting me to start reading this comic. I mean really, that's just painful to think about.
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    God allmighty, I dont know who I feel worse for at this point. This is going to HURT matt. But im pretty sure Didi is in the middle of a sexual frenzy and having to stop would cause.... issues. On the plus side, unless he gets off on pain, i think he would manage to hold off finishing long enough to help her if he can continue to function. :p
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    We actually kind of know he gets off on pain, though. I can't find the pages, but we've seen him in situations involving a riding crop.
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    The important thing about masochism as a kink is that it's pain that you control. You decide when it starts and you can make it stop at any time - despite the dom/sub roleplay, it's the "submissives" that are really in charge.

    Unexpected, unwanted pain is definitely not desired. See also: why Didi had to wait to begin with.

    Of course I kinda hope they go for a trick anticlimax with Matt noticing it's the wrong bottle before anything happens (as he should, if he is looking at Didi, and he should).
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    Yeah how could they not notice that it´s the wrong bottle. Those tabasco sauce bottles are small, the liquid is bright red and you need to shake it violently to get anything more then a few drops at a time out of it. So what I'm saying is that it looks and feels nothing like a bottle of oil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pffh View Post
    Yeah how could they not notice that it´s the wrong bottle. Those tabasco sauce bottles are small, the liquid is bright red and you need to shake it violently to get anything more then a few drops at a time out of it. So what I'm saying is that it looks and feels nothing like a bottle of oil.
    Indeed, I'm honestly confused. Is Tabasco sauce or hot sauce in general not something one can find commonly in Canada?

    It doesn't seem to really work as any kind of sight gag given what I know of American Tabasco.

    That, and tabasco sauce is kinda weak. I know people can do things with the (admittedly old) residue from civillian pepper spray on them. I didn't want to know, but I do now. :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weimann View Post
    We actually kind of know he gets off on pain, though. I can't find the pages, but we've seen him in situations involving a riding crop.
    Yeah, involving Tabasco sauce, even.
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    That's a good find. Maybe this will somehow turn Matt's crank.
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    Salad oil and Tabasco sauce have very different smells.
    Not that I expect our lovers to notice until it's too late.
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    Sigh tabasco sauce is not that hot and there would only have been a few drops unless she broke the bottle.
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    I'm guessing this means that, yes, the artist has no idea what tabasco sauce is.
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    Sigh tabasco sauce is not that hot and there would only have been a few drops unless she broke the bottle.
    It depends on ones tolerance, and most people do not apply it to their genitalia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    It depends on ones tolerance, and most people do not apply it to their genitalia.
    Didi kissed him above the belly button which probably means she worked her way down to the more sensitive areas (probably shaking the bottle quite violently while she did it).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    It depends on ones tolerance, and most people do not apply it to their genitalia.
    The only way that could happen would be if he actually had some form of allergy to vinegar or tabasco in which case he wouldn't have it casually out in the house.

    Besides, he'd know that showering with just water would be much less efficient that several other things if he actually ate spicy food.

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    Default Re: Ménage à 3 II: Zii's 'Z' Top - Sharp Dressed Girl

    Calm down guys... I have no idea how it feels (and I don't feel like trying) but even if it is wrong it's an old joke/misconception... and there are tabasco bottles where you can get quite a lot in a swing. Still, I guess DiDi should have realized her mistake... as one could know that water is not a good help but that's down to characters being stupid, not bad writing...

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