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    Random question: I remeber, one time where I was at summer camp, seeing a bee on a urinal. My counselar said that it was because men were more likely to pee on the bee. Is this tyrue?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SheepInDisguise View Post
    Random question: I remeber, one time where I was at summer camp, seeing a bee on a urinal. My counselar said that it was because men were more likely to pee on the bee. Is this tyrue?
    Why would the bee want to be peed on? So it has an excuse to stab the guy and die? Heh... thats a good disguise fellow sheep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SheepInDisguise View Post
    Random question: I remeber, one time where I was at summer camp, seeing a bee on a urinal. My counselar said that it was because men were more likely to pee on the bee. Is this tyrue?
    I'm not even a man and I know this. Yes, it's just a thing. Giving a target to aim at makes it more easier, and cleaner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep View Post
    Why would the bee want to be peed on? So it has an excuse to stab the guy and die? Heh... thats a good disguise fellow sheep.
    no its just a picture of a bee. Seemed kind of random, like of all things they could of put on a toilet, they put a bee. Not, sya, a target? It would make the purpose clearer.
    no one will expect that tpyhon=a sheep!
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    Once back at FDS there was a cellphone picture going around my class of one of the mens urinals that had a target drawn in with marker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    I'm not even a man and I know this. Yes, it's just a thing. Giving a target to aim at makes it more easier, and cleaner.
    A bee?
    That's weird.
    I would just use, like, the drain. Or something.
    Bee would just freak me.

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    Heh. I only shaved the sides. My goatee is going fine thank you.
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    Hm. It's eleven o'clock and I'm not even contemplating pigging out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tragic_Comedian View Post
    Hm. It's eleven o'clock and I'm not even contemplating pigging out.

    Master of self control.
    Bragger! *has no self control*(and cant stand the itching and augh the rash went away at noon but came back at 2 and augh it itches and its ALL OVER MY BACK AUGH!!!)
    I would aim AWAY from the bee. I have never been stung by one in my life and I don't the bee angry at me when I'm vulnerable.
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    Atlantean... Has a goatee?
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    It's not an actual bee, it's just a small image that looks like a bee.

    And it's true, that when given an object to hit, most guys will aim for the object. I know I do.
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    Well, based on my experiences as of late... It could very well be true...
    I agree wholeheartedly Maybe college will be marginally better...
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    ION: Stupidity. It surrounds me. I really hate my high school.
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    I could swear it's like that's the point of high school sometimes.
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    I agree wholeheartedly Maybe college will be marginally better...
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    I agree wholeheartedly Maybe college will be marginally better...
    I hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tragic_Comedian View Post
    You know, you guys could just try to stop getting upset over the little things and cutting loose and enjoying yourself.
    I try, I really do. It's when peoples' petty reactions try and belittle your fun, like marching band and Quidditch, that I get pissed off. Four years of being picked on for not being good at sports and still liking things like Legend of Zelda does not do much for your opinion of certain people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eruantion View Post
    I try, I really do. It's when peoples' petty reactions try and belittle your fun, like marching band and Quidditch, that I get pissed off. Four years of being picked on for not being good at sports and still liking things like Legend of Zelda does not do much for your opinion of certain people.

    Sorry, didn't mean to rant. Thank you for being the optimistic one.
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    Learning to adapt is key.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    ...anyone who doesn't like you simply because of what games you like is a rotten person. Don't worry, we're all still your friends
    Thanks, Lala The Legend of Zelda was more a small example than a serious problem, but you get the point.

    In any case, it's too late for Eru. Night all.
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    Gah. So today in Personal Finance, I was doing an assignment where we take a company and we summarize the business deals it's made over the past year. So, I was writing down how Alice in Wonderland made over 1 Billion in profits, and my friend next to me started talking about TV Land for some reason. So instead of writing down Alice in Wonderland I wrote down Alice in TV Land.

    Expect this to come out in theaters ... sometime in an alternate universe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll View Post
    Gah. So today in Personal Finance, I was doing an assignment where we take a company and we summarize the business deals it's made over the past year. So, I was writing down how Alice in Wonderland made over 1 Billion in profits, and my friend next to me started talking about TV Land for some reason. So instead of writing down Alice in Wonderland I wrote down Alice in TV Land.

    Expect this to come out in theaters ... sometime in an alternate universe.
    I'd watch it.
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    I'd watch it.
    Aye, could be pretty darn good.
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    Yeah, especially if she wound up in the Brady Bunch. Then there'd be two Alices.
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    'Night guys. I didn't do any homework today. I have all of tomorrow to do it, and I wanted to rest. I think I 'll go to bed early and have fun reading tonight. <hugs>

    I feel batter now.
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    I feel batter now.
    Why must you silly Americans put batter on everything?

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    That's funny, I prefer large sideburns. Also my goatee/mustache is scruffy at best
    By sides I meant the space between the beard part of my goatee and my sideburns. I still have fairly long side burns.

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    Basically yeah.

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