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    Ettin in the Playground
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    Default "FIVE" In Character [PF]

    You stand at the shore of the pond, looking out over the squalor; women are beating out clothing made of fetid skins, men are chewing various addictive and destructive drugs, coarse attempts at society languish next to bear-grease fires. The massive men of every race fire off their crude means of humor at random, alternately lazing around or quarreling violently.

    Perhaps this suits you: you live for nature, staying near to the land and living off of it, giving back when you can, and eking out your existence here in this motley band of outcasts in a world of traveling outcasts.

    Or, maybe, just maybe... you want something more. The power given to you, whether arcane, divine, innate, or martial cannot help but fuel your mind with thoughts of what could be done. Perhaps.... great things await! Discoveries, mysteries, glories, a better existence.

    But in another moment, your thoughts come back down to Vengar as a woman throws a heavy, wet, fur coat to you.

    "Hold this, ya. Y' all can't swing a sword, you're 'alf cocked anyway, so you might 's well 'old something, mightn't ye?"

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    You're standing at the edge of a waterhole/pond/muckfest, where all of the women are washing the only OTHER pair of things most of these guys have. (If you guys want to be married, now's the time to mention it!) Out of this tribe, you all are slightly.... watched. Whether it's because of a tragedy, or your preferences as to battle, or your non-proficiency with a martial weapon, people don't think of you as normal.


    Last edited by SamBurke; 2011-10-24 at 11:33 PM.
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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    GnomeWizardGuy

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    Alan watches the squalor, looking sad about it, wishing he could do something about it. He looks over everyone around him. He takes the fur when the woman throws it at him. "Yes ma'am, I'll do whatever you need." He says, trying to be personable.

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    don't want to be married, but want to have the chance to develop relationships of various sorts as the game goes.
    Better to die on our feet than live on our knees.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Sarah and Égée

    Sarah kindly accepts and holds onto the fur with a smile. She even doesn't complain when the woman's ungraceful toss made all the clothes she was wearing wet. However to the Green Dragon beside her.. "Why you... Don't speak to--" "Oh hush Égée!---My apologies, don't mind him." Defeated, Égée recoils a bit, content to simply glare at the uncouth woman.
    Last edited by Noblesse; 2011-10-25 at 11:08 PM.

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    Ettin in the Playground
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    Default Re: "FIVE" In Character [PF]

    The woman starts back with a little bit of fear on her face.

    "I didn't see.... the... spirit. Pardon me..." She hurriedly moves back down to the river, taking care to be at least forty or so feet from the large, murky, dragon's form. The whole time, she averts her eyes, extremely cautious, making quite sure that she doesn't so much as glance in its direction.


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    Perception Checks, if you please.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    "Odd for one for one to be afraid of such a creature." Rerim shrugged at the woman's behavior. He then thought he noticed something out of the corner of his eye, and was unsure if it was a trick of the light, simply a passing stranger, or something of greater import.

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    Perception - (1d20+6)[17]

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    GnomeWizardGuy

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    Alan gives Sarah and her draconic protector a winning grin. "Well I for one don't think you're half cocked." he says "In fact I think your talents could be very useful."

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    perception - (1d20+1)[2]
    Last edited by Katasi; 2011-10-26 at 10:58 AM.
    Better to die on our feet than live on our knees.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Perception rolls, Sarah then Egee.
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    Ettin in the Playground
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    The banter of the women continues, moving down the bank accordingly... they all seem to fear Egee, no matter how they feel about the rest of you. There are a few whispers, and a young girl asks loudly, "What's wrong with that skinny man?" She points to Alon's stature and wizened frame. Several women at once hush her quickly, but do not offer a word of apology.

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    There's something in the distance, a large, house-sized, mass.

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    You can see a large, shaggy beast approaching, about two hundred feet away from you. The path of the giant creature is very ambling; it seems to wander one way, and then the next, before finally pausing and staring towards the water hole.

    Sense Motive, K: Local, or K: Nature, if you want.

    Also, as a question: where is your lion? Is it next to you or somewhere else?

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    Alon, oblivious that anything might be up, continues to hold the fur and continues to try and get Sarah to respond to him. "Do you think the washing will take long to get done?" he asks
    Better to die on our feet than live on our knees.

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    Ettin in the Playground
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    Well, hold yer horses, pardner! Actually, do as you please...

    You guys can make Dip/Bluff vs. Sense Motive checks, if you want to see how well Alon is doing.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    "Strange..." commented Rerim, "There appears to be some sort of large creature coming this way..." He motioned to his animal companion, who was lying down a few feet away. The young lion rose and moved to Rerim's side, anticipating further commands.

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    Nature check - (1d20+5)[9]
    As you might now be able to guess, my animal companion was lying down several feet away, and is now next to me.

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    Melanie looked up upon hearing Rerim call the creature to their attention "Large..." she began to mimic his words in question, stopping upon seeing the shambling creature "Oh, this should be fun." she smirks excitedly toward the thing as she pulls her wrists back, causing both of her daggers to shoot into her hands from their wrist sheaths "Haven't seen any action since I got here and the first of it looks BIG!"
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    Acclue nods.

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    Ettin in the Playground
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    Default Re: "FIVE" In Character [PF]

    The women seem less afraid of the lion, perhaps, but still quite wary of Rerim and his "companion."

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    You can make another Perception check, if you want.



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    You can't quite tell what the beast is, but it seems to your mind to be a common one.
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    Default Re: "FIVE" In Character [PF]

    Alon continues holding the fur, looking around him when those nearby start talking about a large animal.

    perception - (1d20+1)[12]
    Better to die on our feet than live on our knees.

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    "I can't quite recall what this creature is," murmured Rerim, "Though I can clearly recall having seen it a number of times before." Still somewhat wary, he readied himself in case the creature became aggressive.
    Last edited by sournote103; 2011-10-27 at 06:29 PM.

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    Ettin in the Playground
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    Anyone making a perception check:
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    It's DC 8 to see the creature.

    If you see it, you can roll a knowledge check about it.
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    GnomeWizardGuy

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    Alon notices the hulking beast coming towards them and racks his brain to figure out what it is.

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    knowledge:nature - (1d20+5)[22]
    Better to die on our feet than live on our knees.

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    Katasi (and anyone who makes a DC 10 Nature check):
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    The lumbering hulk coming towards you is most definitely a mammoth, an immense and powerful shaggy elephant with 15-foot horns. Something seems extremely odd, though, in its walk: it had been ambling towards you without any sense of purpose until it reached about 100 feet away...

    When it did, it stopped, picked up its head, and charged.
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    "Incoming!" Alon calls, running towards the mammoth, trying to to shoo it into turning away from the group of women, and trying to put himself between it and them.
    Better to die on our feet than live on our knees.

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    Ettin in the Playground
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    ROLL INITIATIVE! Let the battle begin! Music recommendation. This is a playlist for a life of awesome.

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    Oh boy. I should already have a map ready... Time for me to dig for one. Sorry guys.

    EDIT:

    Map-

    Sorry, bad pic, but I was under-prepared. Ignore the miniatures on the tile, please. I'll get a little dot where you are when I get to a better computer (IE, later tonight).

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    (1d20+1)[20]


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    [my initiative is in the OOC thread, sorry]
    Better to die on our feet than live on our knees.

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    Rerim muttered a curse under his breath, drew his scythe, and attempted to get out of the way of the charging creature. He then motioned for his animal companion to do likewise.

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    Initiative - (1d20+2)[13]
    On a tangential OOC note, I really should come up with a name for my animal companion. Except I suck at naming things. Anything at all. Ever.

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    Sarah and Égée

    With the sudden appearance of the massive beast Égée quickly moves in front of Sarah. "This one's a beastie. Stay back." With that Sarah finally notices the huge creature and for a moment is in shock, but then her instincts kick in. Shouting towards all the other tribesman she cries "Everyone watch out for that thing! -- I'll try to do something about it!"

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    If there is sufficient time for a round before the beast arrives, Sarah will cast Mage Armor on Egee and then move back a few feet.

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    [I don't know for sure when the next time I'll be on will be, so when my turn comes up....]

    If he's close enough Alon will try to get about 25 feet away from the mammoth and will cast Charm Animal.

    He will then try to convince the Mammoth to turn and leave the area.

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    Save DC on Charm Animal is 15. And the charisma check to see if it works:
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    Better to die on our feet than live on our knees.

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    "It's huge!" Melanie cried out as it got closer, spinning one of her daggers around as she got into a combat stance and tried her best to jump out of the way before it came barreling through the group.

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    Initiative: (1d20+4)[11]

    Also, sorry I didn't make a perception check to notice the mammoth before, I sorta assumed that when it was pointed out we could see it :P I'll be more careful next time... also, hope this roll works. Haven't used gitp for a long, long time...
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    Ettin in the Playground
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    Combat begins.

    Initiative:

    {table=head]Character | Initiative Count | HP | Status Effects

    Egee | 20 | 15/33 | None

    Mammoth | 20 | X/X | Unknown

    Sarah | 15 | Full | None

    Renim | 13 | Full | None

    Melanie | 11 | Full | None

    Lion | 8 | Full |None

    Alon | 2 | Full | None

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    Note: I'm not seeing the unnamed Druid's Companion, sournote. Also unmentioned are bystanders, most of whom are unarmed women (normally they'd be helping you smack things down, but they don't have their axes... whaddaya gonna do?).

    Egee's turn.

    In other news, I'm in the IRC and lonely.
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    Égée
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    Égée
    M TN Quadruped Eidolon, Level 3, Init +6, HP 33/33, Speed 40
    AC 22, Touch 16, Flat-footed 16, Fort +4, Ref +5, Will +1, Base Attack Bonus 3
    Reach Bite +6 (1d6+3, x2)
    Claws +6 (1d4+3, x2)
    Natural Armor +4 (+6) (+2 Dex, +6 Natural, +4 Armor(mage armor))
    Abilities Str 17, Dex 15, Con 13, Int 7, Wis 10, Cha 11
    Condition Mage Armor


    It did cross his mind, not for the first or last time mind you, that the current foe would be nothing if only Sarah could fully harness his true strength. Alas, right now she could not, and it was his job to protect her. With the hulking beast heading straight for them Égée meets it head on in a raging frenzy of tooth and nail. He lets out a ferocious roar just as he bites.

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    Full Round Action: Pounce (Power Attack for 1)
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    (1d20+5)[17] (1d6+5)[7]
    (1d20+5)[22] (1d4+5)[6]
    (1d20+5)[25] (1d4+5)[7] +8 damage from crit confirmation... assuming a 22 hits.
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    The dragon leaps forward onto the charging mammoth, tearing into it with a flurry of claws, with little regard to the massive slam of the creature's tusks. Egee deftly dodges in and out of the clumsy monster's attempts to swat it down.

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    That triggers an AoO, which misses. Rolling, Secret:

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    Atk: (1d20+14)[18]



    Both Claws hit, and yes, that was a crit. So you did... 28 damage?

    BTW, moving through the pond is not considered difficult terrain.


    In response, the mammoth slams its massive head down on Egee, enraged.

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    Attack:
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    Damage:
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    Anyone who wants to roll a K: Religion may.
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    Sarah

    Seeing Égée rush out to meet the towering Mammoth Sarah's heart stopped for but a moment as she saw him dodge the initial assault, tearing into the great animal. But then the second wave truly scared her. Luckily the old dragon was still up and kicking after the slam. Greasing her hand with some butter she spoke words of power, conjuring a thick layer of grease beneath the mammoth.

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    Standard Action: Cast Grease underneath the Mammoth, not covering Égée.
    Reflex Save DC 16(15+1 spell focus) or Fall

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    A layer of grease explodes from another plane above the mammoth's head, coating its enormous body and causing its frame to shudder and slip every so slightly before tumbling down in a broken heap.

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    Save:
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    Fluff note: in this world, you cannot create something out of nothing; everything is stuffed on a random demiplane or pushed out from your spell components.
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