Blazing hate A fire red nuzlocke

[RagingKrikkit]

It was so simple, really. Paint my face orange and get everybody mad at the known Armaldo fan when I make off with all the plushies.

[Illven]

I don't know. I'm the only one that draws fanart usually



You can't have one. We're sold out. Some jerk bought the entire shipment!

I could make one to encourage fan art, and put your pictures in there.

I assume it's more he only made any for himself.

[Pterocards]

It was so simple, really. Paint my face orange and get everybody mad at the known Armaldo fan when I make off with all the plushies.

Genius
Except for I have large wings on my back...and yellow glowing eyes. but if you want to pour yellow glowsticks in your eyes be my guest! :D

I could make one to encourage fan art, and put your pictures in there.

I assume it's more he only made any for himself.

Good idea :D

Well he still refuses to sell any

[Illven]

I knew I was saving that second post for something

(But seriously go check it out)

[Pterocards]

I knew I was saving that second post for something

(But seriously go check it out)

Haha XD
That's amazing. Do you want the other pictures I've drawn as well? (Back in the Emerald run?)
I'mma post them here anyway.

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[Illven]

Haha XD
That's amazing. Do you want the other pictures I've drawn as well? (Back in the Emerald run?)
I'mma post them here anyway.

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I put them in, I like them I just wasn't searching the last thread for them.

[Pterocards]

I put them in, I like them I just wasn't searching the last thread for them.

Yeah that would be a pain for sure.

Come on guys! MOAR FANART :D
I look like some sort of nutter being the only one!

[Illven]

Ch 34.75 Training part 2

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Horace Dearie, I don't want to learn that. I have a better move.
I wasn't going to let you anyway.
Horace What? I didn't quite catch that.
*sigh*

So who was the master of the sky, when you were alive?
Horace What? I didn't quite hear you!
Who was the master of the sky, when you were alive!?
Horace You'll have to speak up, I'm quite old!
Oh, just forget about it Red Baron

Okay, it shouldn't have any Grass moves, so let's see what you can do.

That was easy.
Horace This is too big for me to eat! Dearie! Do you have any food!?


Horace Ah! I remember when I was a boy. Care-freely playing in the mud.

Horace Dearie! Dearie! I'm stuck!
This is going to be an issue isn't it.

Horace I've never seen those kinds of creatures before. Are they dangerous!?
I'm not going to answer that, because you won't hear me anyway.
Horace Dearie! Dearie! Are they that bad!?

Horace That wasn't too bad. Dearie! Why didn't you just tell me that in the first place!?
*face-palm*

Horace Big, glowing, red eyes! We're all going to die!

Horace ~I can hear clearly now, the rain is gone!
Yeah, and I'm on a bicycle built for two.

Horace I heard that, Missy. You're on no bicycle. That angers me.
Can we keep you like this.

Horace Nothing like the horrors of the depths.

Horace Hey there, Ditto. Is your species still a bunch of sluts?
Ditto I can be anything you want me to be.
Horace I didn't quite catch that!

Horace Sorry, Ditto!


Horace You know losing your hearing isn't that bad. It could be worse. I could be dead.
Not for the rest of us.

Horace zzzzz. I remember a time when I was a kid, I hated sleeping, now I can't get enough of it.

Horace Looks like a evolved not so dangerous beastie. I've got this!

Horace No match for me.

Horace Does this have grass moves dearie!?
Probably not, let's see what you can do.
Horace Dearie, I couldn't hear you!

Horace I would never leer! I'm far too old for that!

Horace My hearing was never protected!
We noticed.


Horace You know, I may have lost my hearing! But I've never been more glad to be alive!
Yeah, what's the difference between a fossil and a ghost anyway?
HoraceHuh!? Dearie, you have to speak up!?

Horace Oh, I dare say! I seem to be changing shape!

Horace I hunger for Shellder!
We don't have... oh what's the point. Omastar, the Deaf pokemon. Omastar's do not possess hearing. They also hunger for Shellder.
JangoDon't you also have to do one for Tentacruel?
... *face-palm* Why am I so forgetful? Tentacruel the novelist pokemon. Tentacruel are pokemon who due to life experiences, have chosen to change the genre of their novels.


Horace Why I spy with my one good eye! One very pretty woman!

Not touching....
Horace What did you say dearie!?


I think we're done for now.
Horace What!? What did you say Missy!?
Yeah, return.

Okay, Aqua it's your turn.
Oh, and where are we adventuring today? The frosty chill of the Seafoam islands, the depths of the ocean. The fiery top of Mt.Ember?
We're not really adventuring today.
Aw.



Here you go, Aqua
Okay, at least I have new moves for the next time I go adventuring.

You already have a better water move.
Plus, heroes don't use guns.

Oh, I wonder if this is one of the trials on the adventure called life.

That wasn't much of trial.
Good job.

Ugh! Who turned up the rating on this adventure?
Finally, a kindred spirit.

Seriously? Someone needs to up the difficulty rating.

Finally a real challenge!
Actually, it probably doesn't have grass attacks.
Oh.

Ugh! I don't feel so well.
Return now! Jango you handle it.

Apparently Oddish's are your weakness.
Arrgh!

Can't move!

A bug? I guess we're stuck on the early portion of the adventure.

Okay, difficulty is definitely up.
You did good though.


Ha! Main character powers activate!

Hah! That's what I'm talking about, A trial!

Not bad, Bird.

zzzzz. Tell me another story, Mommy.


You know, Melinda. You're like my number two.
Excuse me?
You help me out, I make sure you don't die. We have a pretty good dynamic here.

And it's strange, I mean in the stories, they all focus on one guy. I mean sure he might have teammates, but they aren't as talked about.
Is there a point to this?
Well you're as real as me, it's strange.

But nice, definitely nice.


Wow, look how much powerful, I've become! I bet my final conflict will be any-day now.

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Melinda
Red Baron
Jango
Horace

And so we finish Horace's training, and begin Aqua's

[Penguinator]

Aaaah, Horace. :3

[Illven]

Aaaah, Horace. :3

What did you say? I didn't quite catch that!

Did you get my pm Penguinator?

[Forum Explorer]

I like Aqua. I think she'll get along well with Kelk.

[RagingKrikkit]

Yay, you're finally using conversations with Ditto in a funny matter now!

[Pterocards]

Oh my gods fantastic update sir!
I love Horace and Aqua

"You know losing your hearing isn't that bad. It could be worse. I could be dead."
"Not for the rest of us."

That part made me laugh really hard...I'm a terrible person

Also the ditto parts were pretty funny too.

All in all a great update as usual Sir :)

[Illven]

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I like Aqua. I think she'll get along well with Kelk.

Depends on how much good Aqua wants to do, Aqua is more adventure for adventure sake, then Kelk's paladin thing.

Yay, you're finally using conversations with Ditto in a funny matter now!

Well I hope to continue that.

Oh my gods fantastic update sir!
I love Horace and Aqua

"You know losing your hearing isn't that bad. It could be worse. I could be dead."
"Not for the rest of us."

That part made me laugh really hard...I'm a terrible person

Also the ditto parts were pretty funny too.

All in all a great update as usual Sir :)

You're no more terrible then me and Melinda (Of course that last one doesn't put the bar too far off the ground)

Thank you

Ch 34.875 training part 3

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Oh, hey you're evolving!
Yay! Dragon powers acitivate.

Aw...
Arceus, dammit! I hate this region.

Let's take out our anger on this Gloom.
I'm not sure that's...
It can evolve and you can't.

I don't need to be faster, I need to evolve!

Here Aqua, some candy for you!
Thank you, Melinda!


Okay, Aqua. I think we're done for now.
Okay, it was a fun adventure while it lasted.

Menthol, it's your turn.
Oh? Who do you want me to cure?
The wild pokemon, we're all fine.


Here you go, Menthol.
Secret power? It's like my secret cure.

Can't move? How can I distribute my cures!
Oh, no. What a terrible thing.

zzzzz. Let me cure you.

Shouldn't we tell him his cures are poison?
Sure, if you want to kill his hopes and dreams.

An Oddish? Just tell me what ails you?
This ought to be good.

Oh.... I guess that medicine doesn't work on Grass types.
Sure, buddy.

A ditto? Probably has a STD. Let me just whip up a cure.
Ditto's can't get STD's.
Who's the doctor here?
Clearly not you!

See, cured!
*groan* Most of dad's pokemon are crazy, most of mine are crazy. I'm starting to wonder whether my family has an insanity magnet.

Bird! Come one, come all. Watch your diseases be cured just like that!

Huh? It's dead. Note to self, treatment also doesn't work on birds.

I do not need that to make my famous medicine.

A gloom? I wonder whether it's tougher form can withstand my medicine.

I guess not.
Look at the bright side, you know for next time.
I guess.


You know, I think I know why my medicine isn't working as well as it should.
Because you're a poison type?
No, because I'm not making it fast enough.

If I made it faster, I could cure more people.
Or kill more.

Hah! Double heads, double cure speed.
Sure.... cure. Weezing the hopeful doctor pokemon. Weezing believe that their cures are now better then ever.


Look at well my cures are developing,

Well let's see if my cures have advanced enough.

Apparently not..... Sorry.


You know, sometimes I get so angry when my cures don't work I feel like I could explode.

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Illven
Jango
Aqua
Menthol

And so training day 3 is finished with Aqua done, and Menthol nearly done. I expect only one or more days of training and then back to the plot!

[Forrestfire]

Poor Aqua. Poor guy can't evolve

*groan* Most of dad's pokemon are crazy, most of mine are crazy. I'm starting to wonder whether my family has an insanity magnet.

Given the amount of crap Illven went through in the Fire Emblem verse...

[Illven]

Poor Aqua. Poor guy can't evolve



Given the amount of crap Illven went through in the Fire Emblem verse...

I need the national pokedex first.

Illven just has a 0 luck stat in general.

[Illven]

Ch 34 part 4+ Traning part 4

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Here, how about you study this candy's molecular structure to figure out how to improve your cures.
Thank you, Melinda!


Okay, Menthol I think that's all the sick pokemon.
Are you sure?
Uh, yeah. I'm pretty good at this sort of stuff.

Raffael it's your turn,
Ah! My beautiful patroness of art. May we paint a glorious picture today.
You..... look, I'm sorry but I don't feel that way towards pokemon.
Nor do I towards humans. But everything is a picture if you look at it the right way.


Here you go, Raffael
I shall show the power of my brush.

Let me show this child the mastery of my brush!

It is no match.

Let us see who is the better master.

zzzzz. I will never stop my appreciation of the arts.

Truly, I'm superior.


Her long brown hair flows in the light breeze of the night. The moonlight causes her skin to illuminate with a subtle silvery glow. Priestess of beauty, mistress of the dark. She wields the night's cold scorn as her weapon, until her sun rises.
.... Arceus dammit. Why am blushing, that was cheesy.

Bleh. Such perversion of natural beauty.

It has been dealt with.


My skill with the brush and words grow ever more.


I have learned the art of the dance.


Okay Raffael, I think we're done for now.
Look upon my brush strokes, and see how they have improved.

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Melinda
Raffael
Menthol

And so ends another day of training.

Here's a thought exercise for you people, what mental ability scores from D&D would you give Melinda?

[Xondoure]

Int 14
Wis 7
Cha 10 (Good lucks cancelled out by atrocious social skills)

[Illven]

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@Xondoure Melinda is an example of a character where I would suggest using the Appearance stat, that allows her to have a high appearance, and a low charisma

Ch 34 finished

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Guinevere, it's your turn.
My sword will strike at the heart of evil. My steed will carry the peasant class from the evil lord's domain!
You have neither of those things.




Here, you go Guinevere.
These new techniques have made my peerless sword even more without peer.

You know, it's nice to hang out with all our friends, we should do it more often.
Yeah, I just feel it's easier to do it after gym battles.

Slut! I won't let your perversions destroy families.

And now it won't destroy a family.

Little bug, let me squish you.

I have proven my skills!

Little grass creature, even with your advantage your situation is hopeless.

See. You had no chance.

Do you think your evolution will help you survive?

You were wrong.



With my power I don't need speed.
I don't know, both would help.


My skills are at their peak!
Good because we're done for now.

Paddington, we'll train for a short while.
May today be the day we finish the anti-bear cause.


My power never stops, soon I will single handily stop the anti-bear cause.
Just leave Bumbles alive.


Okay, Paddington we are done for now.
But we haven't even met one anti-bear trooper!
Not my problem.

Endo, it is your turn.
The...shrooms...shall...reign...supreme...


We're done for now Endo.
That...was...quick...

Prof.Kipp it is your turn.
Good, let us find some unruly peasants to fight.


Okay, that's enough.
No peasants... Such a shame.

Kelk, it's your turn!
Hey, Melinda! How's our noble quest going?
Better then it would, I suppose.


So few pokemon to help today.
Well it's because you helped so many already.
Aw thank you, Melinda!


Okay, Kelk we're done for now.
Okay, Melinda. I guess we could help people later.

Grumbles 2, it is your turn.
Initializing personality sectors. Personality combination of Jango and Haddock
You are going to be the most bi-polar...


So, uh how are you feeling?
Voice analysis scans lead me to become annoyed, you are fortunate that you are pleasing to my ocular receptors
Your lucky I don't break you to your component parts.


Okay Grumbles 2, we're done for now.
How about you silence meat puppet, and take me to your dwelling to engage in acts of reproduction.
Okay, you're in the ball now, and I'm putting in a personality so that you never act like Haddock again.

Okay Grumbles, it's your turn, and don't start on the when I was a kid stuff we've heard about the no exp.share thing.
When I was a kid, there were to uppity humans telling us what to do!


So Grumbles what were the legendaries like when you were a kid.
We only had five, and I'm not sure Mew counted! And we liked it! We didn't need your fancy-shamncy Deities of Sea and land!


Okay, Grumbles we're done for now.
Good! Now let me take a nap you young whippersnapper.

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Melinda
Thumbs
Grumbles
Grumbles 2
Kelk
Prof.Kipp
Endo
Paddington
Guinevere

Okay since I haven't done it in forever, and I'm changing a bunch of screenshots, I'll also change some alignments. Here's the list of what characters I'll change, and their old and new alignments.

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Melinda NE to Mildly NE
Raffael N to CN

If you dis-agree, please state so and why.

I can catch on the islands Persian, Psyduck, Golduck, Geodude, Ponyta, Rapidash, Shellder, Exeggcute Goldeen, Seaking, Tangela, Moltres Names and personality suggestions are welcome, and appreciated!

[Penguinator]

I failed to realize "Raffael" meant Raphael for the longest time. >_<

Next time, we probably ought to pick people that actually could use some training.

Persian: Slick, a used PokeBall salesman.
Psyduck/Golduck: Dr. Hopkins, a medical doctor who seeks to make themself Water/Psychic type "'cause we're close enough to one, anyway."
Geodude: Sgt. Crawler, of the bear wars... like every other time I've suggested it...
Ponyta/Rapidash: Glitter, thinks friendship is magic, and wants to spread it to everyone else. (one of those rare Good-aligned characters)
Shellder: Pearl, wants to be trained and given as a present to someone.
Exeggcute: Scramble, has a different personality for each egg. (Probably with different alignments)
Goldeen/Seaking: Mystery, a bit of an enigma, it is bigger than others of its species and thought to be a new creature.
Tangela: Chic, a hairstylist, wants to create all the latest and greatest hairstyles, after someone gave them a terrible one.

[Forum Explorer]

Ponyta: Glitter: Up voting this

Psyduck: Lord Doom: A LE character he/she seeks to corrupt Melinda into being more evil and for her to try and conquer the world.

Tangela: Squeak: A crippling shy character who wants to hide away from everyone. Always talks like this.

Moltres: An Illven fan-bird. It obsesses over the mystery of what happened to Illven and is more then a little in love with him due to his championing Pokemon rights.

[Forrestfire]

Moltres: An Illven fan-bird. It obsesses over the mystery of what happened to Illven and is more then a little in love with him due to his championing Pokemon rights.

Seconding this. It could lead to so much hilarity.

[Illven]

I failed to realize "Raffael" meant Raphael for the longest time. >_<

Next time, we probably ought to pick people that actually could use some training.

Hey, I don't mind it makes training the last 6 go by super quick. (Doing like 2 per day for the first 7, the last 6 took like 2 and a half hours)

[Pterocards]

I'm up voting Ponyta and Moltres. Brilliant! :D

[Dracarot]

I also upvote the Ponyta and Moltres that were nominated by Penguinator and forum explorer respectivelly, no vote or idea as of yet on other names.

[Penguinator]

You realize, of course, that Melinda's never going to catch a Ponyta because we have a good idea for it.

And yes to the Moltres. Complete with *Squee* noises.

[Illven]

You realize, of course, that Melinda's never going to catch a Ponyta because we have a good idea for it.

Hey I have proven that I'm a competent catcher (With over 200 Ultra balls, at least)

[Penguinator]

Hey I have proven that I'm a competent catcher (With over 200 Ultra balls, at least)

No, I mean that Ponyta will never be the first one in the route.

[Illven]

No, I mean that Ponyta will never be the first one in the route.

Oh, well in that case.... The odds are much higher for a Ponyta/Rapidash then a Geodude.

[Penguinator]

Oh, well in that case.... The odds are much higher for a Ponyta/Rapidash then a Geodude.

Geodude is another one that had a lot of votes and never showed up.