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    UPDATE (possibly bordering on post spamming): Am at Page 17, and am alternating between crying, laughing, and staring at the screen in abject horror. You write freakin' good, man.
    That genre comes easy to me. (My writing would suffer horrifically, if I tried to say write a romance novel.)
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    Just finished it. It is now 3 in the morning here, and I do not want to sleep with your final grinding (of multiple types) on my mind...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illven View Post
    That genre comes easy to me. (My writing would suffer horrifically, if I tried to say write a romance novel.)
    I am now horrified at the thought of what nightmarefuel you would add when writing a romance novel. In other news, yay grumbles is back! Again! And snorlax should totally be a frat boy, or a member of the bear wars. But especially a frat boy
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    I am now horrified at the thought of what nightmarefuel you would add when writing a romance novel. In other news, yay grumbles is back! Again! And snorlax should totally be a frat boy, or a member of the bear wars. But especially a frat boy

    Bear House!


    Why not both? He fought in the Bear Wars, but afterwards tried to settle into civilian life. He went to Route 13 U and joined the local frat house. He's been there ever since, taking only a handful of credits a year in order to stay enrolled.
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    Bear House!


    Why not both? He fought in the Bear Wars, but afterwards tried to settle into civilian life. He went to Route 12 U and joined the local frat house. He's been there ever since, taking only a handful of credits a year in order to stay enrolled.
    Fixed it for ya.
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    So, just to summarize the Snorlax idea and add in some more hillarity,

    [Name still up for debate] was a heavy assault/demolitions unit in the Bear Wars, where he struck fear into many an anti-bear trooper, most just before they died. During the War, (s)he killed Bumbles' grandfather, and lost his/her best friend to a crazy Ekans named Grumbles. After the war, [Name] took his/herr entitlement from the BI Bill*, and joined a college, hoping to get a degree in gourmet cooking. However, [Name] also joined the local frat house, and following a rather wild party, had a wee bit too much to drink (which is quite a lot, considering Snorlax' body mass), and fell drunk in the street on Route 12.

    [Name] suffers slightly from PTSD, but is actually very active for a Snorlax, taking daily two mile runs to stay in shape. Speaks very highly of the Bear Cause, and is convinced that one day, the Bears shall rise again and finish what they started.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YakYak View Post
    In other news, I've been looking at can we all survive, and noticing all the recurring jokes, everything from "All of my hate!" To Meat Shields and Arranged Wifey. I'm trying not to fall out of my chair laughing. Anyway, back to the hillarity.
    Hehe I still use the term "Arranged Wifey" on my friends at school

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    Oh, forgot to mention that the BI bill is an allusion to the GI Bill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YakYak View Post
    Oh, forgot to mention that the BI bill is an allusion to the GI Bill.
    So much this. Great idea, and nightmares are sure to follow. And koda, you're such a...honestly i'm not sure what to call u. You're such a dad!
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    Any clue when the next update will be? But really I just can't stand to have this not be on the front page of the subforum.
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    Probably tomorrow. Although I probably will need to split up the update.
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    Ch 20 Melinda Level 1 Expert/Lv 1 Snark knight/Lv 1 Cleric. With max cross-class ranks in perform Flute
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    Well team, let's get head to Fuchsia city.

    Um thank you, I guess?

    Oh. Two of my pokemon are also. An Arbok, and an Eevee,

    ... Thank you miss.



    Or you know, you can cut the middle man by beating the pokemon because it won't come willingly.
    ...Biollante, want to learn this?
    Yay! I'll show you how much I love you Mommy!

    There we go Biollante
    Thank you Mommy!

    Why not reel it in then?


    I may be small, but I'm still Master of the sky.
    Really. Size based jokes. Is that what we're reduced to.

    Maybe, if you had reeled it in when you were supposed to...

    Meh. I'm not a fisher really.


    My skills continue to improve.


    Well... good job, you mastered basic logic.

    Are you going to announce the entire battle?



    Well I think it's more you like what you are good at.
    Ah the eternal chicken and egg scenario. What came first the chicken or the egg?
    Shouldn't it be Torchic and the egg?
    Shut up.





    Maybe.. if I beat you. I beat myself, or the other way.


    Uh... Sorry I guess.


    Yes, base your entire relationship over whether you can beat a random stranger. That's totally a wonderful idea.


    Because I'm better then you.

    I predict till death do you part.

    Yeah, watch out for the sneak attack to the ribcage.

    So this is the tub of lard.

    You know, Cleric/Bard is a highly ineffective mutliclass.
    I'm not a cleric
    Oh please, Modest Cleric of Arceus, tell me how best should I enact its divine will.

    Who are you human, to wake me up while I'm getting sober? Do you know who I am?
    Actually I don't. Who are you?
    I'm Paddington the bear hero. I have lead dozens of armies into glorious victory for the bear cause...
    Arceus. If you hear me, I will take levels in Cleric if you stop this bear nonsense. Please.
    Clearly it is a sign,
    Oh Arceus,
    I asked you and Arceus how to enact it's will. And then we met one of the greatest heroes of the bear cause. Clearly I'm to help the bears.
    This is a good woman here. I shall teach you the about the bears.

    Snorlax, the Bear hero pokemon. Snorlax is a hero for the bear cause. Apparently it has lead many bear armies to victory.
    Mommy! Is she going to be my arranged wifey?
    You want her to be?
    I want you to be an again mommy!
    Then she is.
    Yay! I wuv you Mommy!
    Wuv you too.

    Very good thing I have a ground type.



    Thumbs! What is it with every trainer I meet and them deciding they don't want their pokemon living anymore.

    Oh Arceus, fetch me my medication!
    Great, no way you can endure another hit. Subspot you're the bulkest. Sub in.
    But Mistress, what if it crits?
    I evah nur snoitaluclac. Gnimussa neve xam ecnereffid neewteb owt sbrotlov fo eht emas level, dna htiw eht ecnereffid ni klub, ll'uoy eb enif

    There we go!


    I thought you didn't know a lot about sea pokemon?

    Yes, why?





    But you didn't, and I did.






    When they evolve, and the universal laws get re-written they will be good.

    Um.... yeah just going to let that one go.




    Power!!!! Power!!!!!!


    Yeah, I know.

    Bring it!


    Yeah, that combo sucks.


    I'll still win though.



    Told ya so.

    Um okay.



    Yeah pretty much.

    And you are?
    My name is Kelk. I'm a paladin of Honor, and I'm here on a crusade against evil.
    Jango shut up, and it just happens so are we. Do you want to team up to destory more evil.
    Sure, a Paladin must always be ready to share glory,

    Venonat. The paladin pokemon. Venonats are dedicated to the ideals of Law and Good.


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    I have run calculations. Assuming even max difference between two voltorbs of the same level, and with the difference in bulk, you'll be fine.


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    Woo! Venonat :D
    Kelk's gonna be awesome!

    Great update as usual Sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koda the kobold View Post
    Woo! Venonat :D
    Kelk's gonna be awesome!

    Great update as usual Don Illven
    Fixed it for ya.
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    Fixed it for ya.
    Oh thanks Kobold buddy! *high fives*

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    *Fist bump*
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    Ch 21 The anti-Melinda.
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    Um... I guess.


    I did good Mistress, right?

    Clearly

    *face-palm*

    .... Yeah, just going to ignore that one.


    Sunspots not a little beast...
    Thank you mistress!
    I mean, he's bigger then we are. He's a large beast.

    This isn't Gen 2!




    I always win.
    Arrogant...
    Nope, just a statement of fact.


    I dedicate myself to team balance


    See, I'm a master of the sky. Even a man that has dedicated his life to it is no match for me.

    But you can't

    Um, okay. Good for you.


    I will not be out-matched by some bird.

    Convenient.

    ~I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.
    What?
    I grew up with someone who would never stop singing, or breaking the fourth wall.

    A 90 degree angle off of you idiot.


    Sure blame your bike for your pokemon's failure, that's totally smart.

    Make me! Oh that's right your pokemon are unconscious they can't.

    Not necessarily. Although they do help.



    Yeah Cut and Flash the two most useless Hm's known to man.



    The horrors I inflict for you are worse now. Yay!

    Clearly!


    No not yet.




    Well. I guess it's not as stereotypical as Gardevoir. Or Machamp.


    Well some tm's are.




    It's called S.T.A.B. It has nothing in common with a knife wound though.

    On the wagon 5 minutes 12 seconds. I can do this. I can do this.
    Huh? Who are you?
    My name is Fluff, and I'm a “play” addict.
    ...what?
    Mommy. Can it be my arranged concubine.
    *sigh* I guess. Endo go catch.

    Oh Arceus. So pretty! I can't resist. Please play with me!
    So much for the wagon.
    You...must...embrace...the...shrooms...first...
    Anything. Anything you want! Just please. Play with me

    Ha...ha...ha... It...has...embraced...my...glory...
    zzzz Need to play zzzz
    Fluff the “play” addict pokemon. Fluff has a compulsion to “play” with other pokemon.

    17th level clerics? Yes. Yes I have.


    I dluow ekil a elcarim ot kaeps ylreporp.

    Because you suck. Plus you used Farfetch'd.


    Oh those. Yeah Legendary is the term you're looking for.

    Into what?


    It is totally important.

    Good for you.




    Yes it is.


    Bring it.


    We rocked you.
    But I'm a ground type, not Rock
    Sounds better, my way.

    Me. I'd have no problem kicking you where the sun doesn't shine. Again, and again.
    When did you take levels of Rogue

    Calm down.



    Yeah. I'm leaving

    Bring it!



    Well sucks to be you


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    I would like a miracle to speak properly


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    So yeah Fluff has a 31 Attack Iv, and a Adamant nature. Which would be awesome if I were playing competitively

    The next update will have plenty of stuff you can vote for. You may pick names and personalities for any of the Safari zone pokemon. And whether I should go in the grass, or fish (and with which rod.

    We have the entrance.
    In the grass I can find. Nidorina, Nidoran (male), Nidorino, Exeggcute, Rhyhorn, Scyther, Pinsir, Chansey.
    Good rod Fishing I can find Poliwag, Goldeen
    Super rod fishing I can find Psyduck, Goldeen, Seaking, Dratini, Dragonair

    In area 1
    In the grass I can find Nidoran (female), Nidoran (male), Nidorino, Doduo, Exeggcute, Kangaskhan, Scyther, Pinsir
    Good rod fishing I can find Poliwag, Goldeen
    Super rod fishing I can find Psyduck, Goldeen, Seaking, Dratini, Dragonair

    In area 2
    In the grass I can find Nidorina, Nidoran (male), Nidorino, Venomoth, Exeggcute, Rhyhorn, Chansey, Tauros
    Good rod fishing I can find Poliwag, Goldeen
    Super rod fishing I can find Psyduck, Goldeen, Seaking, Dratini, Dragonair

    In area 3
    In the grass I can find Nidoran (female), Nidoran (male), Nidorin Venomoth, Doduo, Exeggcute, Kangaskhan, Tauros
    Good rod fishing I can find Poliwag, Goldeen
    Super rod fishing I can find Psyduck, Goldeen, Seaking, Dratini, Dragonair

    In addition in Fuchisa city. I can fish up a Psyduck, Poliwag, Goldeen, or Seaking
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    Fun as always. Wow, lots of options, so I'll probably only go over what I can think of right now and then add on as I think of stuff. We voting on each region of the Safari Zone?

    Scyther: Gears - Deeply interested in clocks and how they work, ever since someone dropped a wind-up clock while touring the Safari Zone. Thinks of him/herself as a sort of Renaissance man, dabbling in everything. His/her goal in life is to have opposable thumbs, so that he/she can work more in depth with the interesting things that turn up now and then.

    Chansey: Nurse Ratchet - A sadistic pokemon that entered the medical field due to a love of cutting things without legal repercussions. Will heal you, but only if you beg, or if she is ordered to by a direct superior.

    Ryhorn: Tank - Struggling actor, trying to find his/her breakout role, and fight off a calcium addiction. Currently his/her only role has been an uncredited role as "that ryhorn that wandered into the background that we decided not to edit out", but s/he will talk about that gig day and night if you let him/her.

    Kangaskhan: Doubloon - A mixture of Genghis Khan and an overly stereotypical Australian. You'll never know what s/he will kill you over: vegimite or plunder.
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    I like the Gears personality

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    Oh yes, and I vote mostly going for the land pokemon, though a dragonair would be nice....but still, I'd rather a scyther or a ryhorn to that.

    Exeggute: Eeyore - A hivemind of sentient eggs, the only thing they are truly aware of is just how bad they have it. A slight fall, or roll, or even movement on the wrong surface could mean death, most trainers who catch them end up eating them, and, if they survive through the entire ordeal, their great reward is becoming a giant clumsy pineapple with no arms. Personality: much like Eeyore's from Winny the Pooh, just with eggs/pineapple instead of a donkey.

    Pinsir: Clamps - An up and coming member of the poke-mafia, if you get in his way, he'll give you the clamps!

    Dratini/Dragonair: Merlin - A kind of dickish pokemon that likes to play pranks on and torment just about everyone that isn't him/her. Tells all the pokemon around that s/he is a mystic, and has great powers, and due to his/her natural charisma, it usually works.

    Poliwag: Arthur - Believes he was caught by the legendary "Hook in the Pond", and that he was chosen for greatness. Mind you, this might be because Merlin told him that only the truly great and wise would be able to reach the surface world from a rod...
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    Clamps also goes under tha alias Francis when around team rocket or the cops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koda the kobold View Post
    Great update as usual Don Illven.
    Thank you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgan View Post
    Oh yes, and I vote mostly going for the land pokemon, though a dragonair would be nice....but still, I'd rather a scyther or a ryhorn to that.
    Area 3 doesn't have a Scyther or Rhyhorn.
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    Area 3 doesn't have a Scyther or Rhyhorn.
    Oh? Grass in areas 1 and 2, water for area 3 then. We'll see what we get then.
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    Ch 22 1 for 4. Significantly worse then Illven
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    It won't help.



    Stop complaining, you challenged me.

    Got these what? You're pokemon? What failure loses his pokemon to someone else?


    Why do you use me as your boom shield?
    Because you are sturdy and psychic is good against Koffings.

    Good job Thumbs,
    Yeah. Although my arthritis has really been acting up.
    Even with your meds?
    Yup, must need a bigger dose.
    Considering almost all of the side effects are death, you're lucky I continue to let you take it.

    Because dead pokemon are useless to me!


    Oh Arceus.

    I'm not going to.


    Unfortunately yes.

    Yeah thought so.

    ....What?


    Uh.....uh.... Wow. She's pretty.
    Sunspot kill.
    ....What?
    You heard me. Kill her.
    N.... no.

    Yeah, and I'm sure your heart is broken forever.
    Why did you make me?! Why did you make me do that?
    I didn't.
    Wait, wait, wait. What? You did!
    I never prefaced my statement with an order. Sunspot either wanted to kill her on some level, or is too much of a coward to even question my suggestions. Remember Jango, I'm no longer the worst person here. I would not kill someone unless I was made to. Sunspot did.
    ....


    Um okay then.

    That's why most people raise pokemon.


    Mommy! It's like a little me!
    Right. Sunspot go easy on it.

    Sunspot ripped it apart grabbing it by it's hind legs and snapping it's neck.
    Mommy! Why did meat shield do that to mini me?
    Sunspot What in the abyss was that!? You heard me say go easy on it!
    Oh I thought it was just a suggestion.
    You'll pay for that.


    But if your pokemon lose, they can't protect you. Plus Sunspot just savaged your Bulbasaur.


    Uh.. I guess.

    Sure.


    Now Ron, that's what we call a curb-stomp.


    Clearly you need your eyes checked!




    Inverted beauty equals goodness?

    Unless you don't have a lot of badges.

    Oh Arceus. What are you going to complain about how murder is wrong?

    Mommy! She's so pretty! Can she be my wifey!
    One sec Biollante. What would be the terms of trading your Clefairy over to me. Want a Arcanine or Hypno.
    Clefairy Oh Arceus, why is it when every guy touches me, he falls in love with me? Why did Arceus curse us?!
    Clefairy use your charms to kill the Venusaur

    Wifey, can we play now!
    Ugh! Biollante don't do that in front of Mommy.
    No can do Mommy!
    ... oh.

    Biollante. Kill.
    Mommy?
    Sorry. Biollante I order you to kill the Clefairy.
    *sob*

    Screw you.

    Mommy! I'm sorry I didn't listen to you. It was mind-control.
    You're like everyone else. Biollante return.
    I'm sorry Mommy!

    Sure.


    I'm sorry I'm a bad son Mommy!
    You should be.



    That's dumb.

    Yes I am.


    And her birds are better.
    So you are saying that Zephyr, Karp Karp, and Pestilence are all better then those birds you faced.



    If you hadn't prefaced that statement with a mention that it was obvious I would have had to blast you with sarcasm.

    Um. Good for you.



    Or I'm just better.

    .......Really? That's what you're into?


    There are so many things wrong with that and your earlier statement. I will need to scrub my mind.

    Okay, there is no way you don't understand the innuendo of what you're saying.

    Yay BDSM?

    Well team we are going to rest up at the center, then we go fishing. Then we visit the Safari zone.



    Well, I'm about to.


    Awesome.




    Oh great one.
    Great one? I like the sound of that.
    My mentor Merlin told me, who ever fished me out of the pond will help me save the world from a great evil.
    What is she going to get herself killed, thus saving the world from herself.
    Ignore her, What's your name.
    My name is Kuma, Great one..

    zzzzz I'm on my way to save the world!
    Poliwag the noble pokemon. Poliwag seems to have been told that whoever fishes it out of a pond will help it save the world.

    By the way Endo, do those Shrooms come in pain.
    Do...you...mean...shrooms...that...cause...pain... Yes...
    Good infest Sunspot. Sunspot I order you to let Endo.
    What?
    This is the consequence for defying me.
    A life time of agony, doesn't that seem a bit extreme?
    I figured you'd be all for it. I mean you want me to be punished because you think I'm an evil *****. And well Sunspot is a murderer.
    You made him do it.
    Even ignoring the Wigglytuff. Which I didn't make it, but for the sake of the argument I'll let it pass. I specifically didn't want him killing the Bulbasaur which he did. He is a murderer. Of his own free will.
    Damnation
    No don't please. I'll do whatever you say. Don't...
    You should of thought of that before.

    Yes it is.









    Okay got it.


    Yes please!




    Let's catch things.

    And you are?
    I'm Tank. Hey.. hey on the sly you have a hit of calcium. I... I'm not addicted or anything. I...I just like the stuff.
    Well if you come on my team, you can have all the calcium you want.

    What? You think I'm an addict. That's not funny!
    Damanation.

    And who are you?
    *sigh* It's Eeyore miss.
    Uh what's the problem?
    What's the point. I'm just going to shatter, or I'll fry on the sidewalk. Or some bird will eat me. Or someone will bite me. Or some bug will really bug me. Or I'll freeze to death. Or I'll be spooked by some Ghost. Or I'll ingest some toxin.
    Wow your life blows. Want to come with?

    Nah, what's the point. I may as well die at home.

    [COLOR="Blue"Are you going to run too?[/COLOR]
    *sob* I just want to be loved! Everything I touch dies!
    Well duh. You're ability is poison point.
    Real master of sympathy.
    Well what exactly am I supposed to do. I can't exactly give it a hug. I might die.
    *sob* Don't remind me.

    Finally! I caught something! Now what to name it? Uh Jack I guess.

    Who are you?
    My name is Stephanie. And can you go away. The courtship ritual is about to begin.
    The courtship ritual?
    Well you see a seaking pins a weaker seaking with it's horn to a rock wall, then he drags the body over to me, or another female seaking. If I like the gift I start to consume the pinned seaking. The screams of agony as he's devoured alive are processed by the brain to tell my eggs to start flowing. Which are then made into fertile eggs and put in the weaker seaking's body. Then me and my mate rip apart anything that could be used for locomotion, and then treat the wounds.
    Okay A Why would you treat the wounds? B How are they still alive?
    Well that way the babies can have a first meal. They hatch and devour the weaker seaking from the inside out. Yeah I'm told the agony is so bad that if they come back as ghost they still feel it.
    Yeah I'm catching you.

    No you're not. I'm off to see some Seaking suffer.



    Damnation.


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    Kiuoshi the first
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    In addition after that we have reserves grinding. Grumbles 2, Grumbles, Paddington, Kelk, Fluff, Arthur, and Jack are instantly selected. You may vote for up to 6 from Karp karp, Pestilence, Scep, Bumbles, Dee-darr, Fluffles, Zephyr, Pcebro, Endo, or Haddock. I will grind the reserves to the party's level or to level 43 which ever is lower.


    In addition Should I evolve Jack with a moon stone?
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    Lv 34 Fury, attack, Lv 43 Flatter, Lv 53 Horn drill

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    Lv 43 Megahorn


    So the options are Immediately, At level 34, At level 43, or at level 53
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    Fun as always, though I would not mind Melinda dieing in a fire at this point.

    Is that two Jacks on the team now? I say level him to 34 and evolve. That and hope Jack and Jack don't have a Jack-off to see who is the Jackiest Jack there is.

    Training? Haddock, Karp Karp, Bumbles, Endo, and after that, whoever works for me.

    Koga is looking kind of tough, but Jango gets super effective against all of them, so the only problem might be if the Weezing has explosion or something. I'd say level to 45-47 for this, depending on if you want the battle to be somewhat risky or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgan View Post
    Fun as always, though I would not mind Melinda dieing in a fire at this point.

    Is that two Jacks on the team now? I say level him to 34 and evolve. That and hope Jack and Jack don't have a Jack-off to see who is the Jackiest Jack there is.

    Training? Haddock, Karp Karp, Bumbles, Endo, and after that, whoever works for me.

    Koga is looking kind of tough, but Jango gets super effective against all of them, so the only problem might be if the Weezing has explosion or something. I'd say level to 45-47 for this, depending on if you want the battle to be somewhat risky or not.
    I think Nindoran Jack would win, due to actually being able to speak normally.

    Okay you still have two votes if you which to use them.

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    I vote
    Pestilance
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    Dee-darr
    and Haddock

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurgan View Post
    That and hope Jack and Jack don't have a Jack-off to see who is the Jackiest Jack there is.


    Endo, Haddock, Pcebro, Zephyr, Dee-Darr, Karp Karp.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Penguinator View Post


    Endo, Haddock, Pcebro, Zephyr, Dee-Darr, Karp Karp.
    You know I didn't actually realize the innuendo till just now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illven View Post
    You know I didn't actually realize the innuendo till just now.
    I didn't either

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