Blazing hate A fire red nuzlocke

[RagingKrikkit]

What are you talking about, nobody gets arrested? Melinda has ordered the deaths of three men in cold blood. If she gets off with murder like that...

I mean, that's a life sentence right there!

[Illven]

What are you talking about, nobody gets arrested? Melinda has ordered the deaths of three men in cold blood. If she gets off with murder like that...

I mean, that's a life sentence right there!

Okay, not getting arrested in the tales of Saffron.

(Plus that guy on the S.S anne totally deserved it.)

Any ideas for the new pokemon.

[RagingKrikkit]

Forgot about that one. That makes four then.

[Illven]

Forgot about that one. That makes four then.

Now I'm having trouble remembering, who did Melinda kill again?

Also no suggestions?

[Forrestfire]

I think you should get a Psyduck if you can. No idea for the name or personality though.

[RagingKrikkit]

Now I'm having trouble remembering, who did Melinda kill again?

Also no suggestions?

The guy on the SS Anne, two bikers on cycling road, and the Rocket grunt in Silph.

[Illven]

The guy on the SS Anne, two bikers on cycling road, and the Rocket grunt in Silph.

No one cares about that rocket, or bikers really...

[RagingKrikkit]

I can see the conversation in the police station now:

"But, sir, she murdered four people!"

"Yeah, people nobody cares about. Let her go."

"Okay..."

[Illven]

I can see the conversation in the police station now:

"But, sir, she murdered four people!"

"Yeah, people nobody cares about. Let her go."

"Okay..."

To be fair, A It'd make more sense then Quartz, B Arceus did make Ditto instead of fixing his problems. This world isn't exactly justice.

[RagingKrikkit]

Neither is ours. That doesn't mean we let serial killers walk.

[Penguinator]

But... but... Jango with a huge plotline...

[Illven]

Neither is ours. That doesn't mean we let serial killers walk.

*cough* No discussions on political topics *cough*

Besides I didn't hear anyone complaining when that judge let Illven off with hunting down Aqua and Magma

But... but... Jango with a huge plotline...

Jango didn't leave, she's still here. Don't worry.

No one has any ideas for the new pokemon?

[Xondoure]

Tentacool: Lovecraft. A novelist deep below the surface who wrote horrifying tentacool literature about strangely solid beings whose terrifying grasp of reality allowed them to treat all other sentient life forms as toys for their amusement by trapping them in super dimensional prisons. But never dreamed its fiction was in fact the reality of the surface world.

Horsea: Lancelot. Is convinced it is a peerless knight without equal. (this is the LP with Arthur right? It's been a while.)

Krabby: Mr. Krabs, obsessed with money, has a wailmer daughter in highschool. Or Klamps. High ranking member of the pokemafia. (They're amping for a klamping!)

Psyduck: Boyd. Is convinced of a horrible conspiracy involving a milkman, but can't remember on account of "brain washing I tell you!" (losing his mind)

Edit: How could I forget the ladies?

Tentacool: Willow. A witch without equal.

Horsea: Guinevere. Is convinced it is a peerless knight without equal.

Krabby: Krush. A total jock and member of a water polo team. Earned her nickname from all the other Krabby that have a crush on her. And how she crushed their dreams. Also the opposing teams limbs.

Psyduck: Matilda. From a family of normal Ducklett's that have no idea what to do with their psychic daughter. Perfectly happy to be adopted by Melinda.

[Illven]

Horsea: Lancelot. Is convinced it is a peerless knight without equal. (this is the LP with Arthur right? It's been a while.)

No Kuma (Poliwrath) and Arthur share the same name meaning I think, but I have no one named Arthur.

[Xondoure]

No Kuma (Poliwrath) and Arthur share the same name meaning I think, but I have no one named Arthur.

Argh, so many different characters in so many different nuzlockes.

Horsea: Mustang. A soldier with an affinity for Fire.

[RagingKrikkit]

*cough* No discussions on political topics *cough*

Besides I didn't hear anyone complaining when that judge let Illven off with hunting down Aqua and Magma

That wasn't a political statement, and besides LGBTitp flies in the face of that rule, so why shouldn't I?

Illven's Pokemon never actually killed anybody, they just caused mayhem.

[Xondoure]

That wasn't a political statement, and besides LGBTitp flies in the face of that rule, so why shouldn't I?

Illven's Pokemon never actually killed anybody, they just caused mayhem.

Because the mods cleared that one.

[Illven]

That wasn't a political statement, and besides LGBTitp flies in the face of that rule, so why shouldn't I?

Illven's Pokemon never actually killed anybody, they just caused mayhem.

Because I'd like to be overcautious so my let's play doesn't get banned. Please.

Fair point. Although I'll probably stick to karmic punishments for Melinda, having her jailed would hinder the development of this let's play.

(Also Melinda is the most evil of Illven's children, so this issue probably won't come up again.)

Because the mods cleared that one.

There's that.

[RagingKrikkit]

Alright, calming down now.

[Illven]

Ch 30 In which Melinda actively tries to be a better person.

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Um, okay?

How does a pokemon battle, warm you up?

How?

*sigh* Not a kid.

... What?


Yes, I know I'm a cold-hearted bitch, you don't need to tell me.
That man is wise.

Thank you. Uh I really don't know what advice to give.... Uh, train more then water types to succeed.

I wonder what I can capture here.

Lovecraft Hi! My name is Lovecraft, do you want to buy one of my novels? I'm really hungry.
Well if you come with us, you can get all the food you can eat.
Don't listen to her! She's the mistress of lies!
*sigh* Jango.

Crap! I should have waited for an answer before catching. Thanks Jango for distracting me.
Why do you care?
zzzz Capture device.... Just like my novel.
*sigh* Tentacool the writer pokemon, Tentacool write novels about capture devices.

Aw. What happened?

Sure, battle me because I showed sympathy. This is why I don't show sympathy!


*sigh* I give up.

Well, yeah. There's no deep trenches in Kanto.


What!

Have you ever read the boy who cried Mightyena? You really should.

More continents and seas.


You okay?

I think those are the seafoam islands.

Well apparently I magically lost my ability to swim, so...


Aren't those painful.

Good for you.

Aw. That's so sweet of you!

Wait! I wasn't being sarcastic!

You attacked me!

Two, Damian and Alex.

Well, when I was home....

Aw.

Hence, why I'm on a pokemon.


Wait... How come I can't see your limbs?
Magic.

I'm not that dangerous.....

*sigh* What would Mom and Dad do? Okay, okay come here. We'll give you a lift to shore.

They have sunscreen for that.

Or you can battle me instead.

That doesn't sound fun.


Maybe you shouldn't have swam out so far.


Good job Sunspot.
I'm finally free....


Or if they know surf, they can give you water walking.

No!


I lliw evah rewop

Badly.


Then go back.

Uh?
Guinevere I am Guinevere, a peerless knight without equal.
Okay, Guinevere, Would you like to come with us, to show off your skills.
Guinevere I believe I shall.

Ha! See that Jango, A completely legitimate capture.
Good job, you have finally mastered acting like you have basic decency for five seconds. I'm so proud of you.
Screw you! Seadra the Knight pokemon. Seadra are knights without equal. They desire to show off their skills.

I know it's shallow.


Hey! Don't splash me!


I could, but I magically forgot.


What?

Eh, I prefer to water walk.

It must be a pain to get to, though.


Quit, what? You challenged me.

Oh wow. I wonder what's in there.

Okay....


Biollante is getting stronger for mommy!


I'll never die.


.... *sigh* I don't swing that way.

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Melinda
Biollante
Thumbs
Jango
Jack
Sunspot

Things Jack says

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I will have power

Okay for next update I go into Seaform islands

Should I try to catch Articuno, or aim to catch Psyduck, Zubat, Golbat, Golduck, Seel, Dewgong, Horsea. Either way I need names and personalities for each.

[RagingKrikkit]

I demand a Jack qote:

REWOP!!! DETIMILNU REWOP!!!

[Illven]

I demand a Jack qote:

REWOP!!! DETIMILNU REWOP!!!

So Jack's a sith now?

[RagingKrikkit]

I dunno, it just want to hear someone say that out loud. Besides, he already said he was going to have power.

[Penguinator]

Out of curiosity, and I've likely forgotten, what drives Jack? Does he only want power? Does he have some other aspiration?

[Illven]

Out of curiosity, and I've likely forgotten, what drives Jack? Does he only want power? Does he have some other aspiration?

Ideally, he'd like to be able to speak normally. Otherwise he just wants to survive till then. Which power will help with.

Plus electric type, power. Amusing to me.

[Illven]

Guys and gals... Aritcuno or common cave pokemon?

[RagingKrikkit]

[Somebody come up with a non-cliche name], Deposed princess of the northern wastes, who has gone just a little bit crazy during her time exiled in the Seafoam Islands, and is obsessed with getting revenge against those who stole her throne.

[Illven]

Ch 31 So much for the cold shoulder!

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I enter the cave that divides Kanto's lower sea route. And the first thing I notice is that it's cold. So cold. Jango why didn't you tell me it was going to be this cold?
You never asked! And it's not normally this cold. This is beyond Seafoam islands!
Then what happened? What happened?
I don't know. But I sense a powerful mind. I suggest we leave now.
That's not an option. We have to get to Cinnabar.
We can get to Cinnabar from Pallet town, Melinda. I don't like being here.
I didn't either, it was so cold. But I wasn't going to show weakness to Jango. No Jango we go forward, maybe I can catch something.

That's strange? It looks man-made? Or poke-made? Certainly not natural in any case.

Moving a bit ahead, the ground collapsed under me. Ahhh!

Owwww!
Mommy! Mommy! Are you okay.
Ah! I'll.... I'll be fine Biollante. I just..... The ground is hard. In truth, I think sprained my ankle, but Biollante doesn't need to worry. And it's so damned cold. What in the abyss.
Melinda, that was a trap. Let's get out of here before, we spring anymore.
Jango, we'll be fine. Now help me up...... Help me up now.

Heh. See Jango. We're back at the surface. No harm done.

Kuma, move this boulder. The trap seems to be similar in shape to this.
Yeah, yeah sure. I hate cowards that use traps. Too cowardly to fight us face to face.

See Jango. I told you this boulder was important.
... No you didn't Melinda. You said nothing of the sort.
Right... right. I just knew....From it being made... Okay Kuma knock it down this hole.

It isn't so bad you know.
What isn't?
The jump..... You know when it isn't.... when you know it's coming. Kuma... you know what to do.

Ah! This hole was different from the last two. This hole looked over a raging underground river. Thanks to Kuma quick thinking he was able to fish me out of the water, and get to water walk. But I was soaked.Gr..gr..eat. I'm dr....drenched.... And....now.... I... I can't.... stop shi....shivering.

ar...Arceus.... We... we need to go up..... It's so damn cold....

O....okay. Not so..... freezing. Just... regular... ordinary cold.

Maybe.... Maybe this boulder is important too? Kuma.

Yeah definitely important.
Where are all the wilds?
Huh?
Well we're making such a racket, and yet we've met no one it's so strange.

Melinda, wait there's a ladder....
Leeroy Jenkins. Ha ha ha.

Wow! Heheh. That was fun. Thank you, Kuma. Quick save. I was so giddy, I hugged her.
Melinda, are you insane. There was a perfectly serviceable ladder right there. Why would you jump into the water!?
I... I for...got. I gu...guess I just m...is....miscounted.
Melinda.... Normally I wouldn't care..... I mean you don't act nice. But you seem off. You're not going to get us killed in battle are you?
Of cou....rse not, silly. Hug?

Oh Mo...more bou....boulders. Well Jango?
Yeah?
Mo... move them!
I.... I can't.... Only Kuma can.
Ri...right... Right.... What... what was wrong with me..... I could hardly think.... Dad said something about cold once..... Something about hypo......hypo something..... But Dad's dead anyway.... So I gu..ess it does...n't matter.
What?
I... I tried opening Kuma's ball.... But my fingers. They they wouldn't work right. Damn..... Jan..go Can... can... you open... this.... for me?
Um.... Why can't you?
Jango started psychically moving my fingers to open the ball. M....my fin...fingers won't.... work right.

And just just like before. This hole led over water. But unlike this time, I.... I just wanted to sleep..... I was so tired. It's... It's not....li...ke.... the...there's... any....th....ing.... in....the....ca...ca...cave....anyway.... nightynight.

I..... I was so tired. But Mom.... I... think it was mom.... she was shak....shaking.....me......so....hard..... I wanted.... to sleep.....It was impossible to sleep.
Melinda.... Melinda get up! The sooner you get up.... the sooner we can leave this cave, and then I don't care what you do.
Hu...huh? Wh....wh....at?.... Pretty....bir....dy
What? Oh Arceus no!

Pre....pretty.....birdy.... le....let's be....friends....
I'm Gale, princess of the frozen north. This is my new domain. Trespassers, I sentence you to death.
Hehhhh. But Gale's a man's name
Arrgh!

Are....are....we...friends.... birdy....
Call me Gale human! You may not have long but you will show me respect.

No it's fine Melinda. I'll just handle the Goddess of Winter.
You think you can take me Jango!
I may be fighting a god.... And my trainer may be out of her mind..... And I may have to get her to somehow capture you while in that state of hers, or listen to me bitch later...... This seems more and more like a terrible idea.

Pre....pre...pretty! Ma...make.... more....pre....pr....pretty things....birdy.....
I'm sure my organs will look great decorating the landscape.
He...he...he.... You....you....you....'re s.....so fu......nny Jango....

I can see into your soul, Jango...... Let's see what secrets you hold.

Yeah! Just try it! See how well that works out for you!

You'll never out-match my speed.

Gah! Arceus dammit! Melinda can I please try to kill!
No! Do...don't...ha...ha....ha...rm the.....pretty.....birdy....
I only have idiot.

Helping myself to this. You can bitch at me later.

Feel the frigid north!

Sleep!
~Hu...hush.... lit...litt...little...bi...rdy....do....don't....s ay....a....word......

Thank Arecus I have telekinesis.

Awww..... Do...doesn't.... the....pretty....bi...bi...birdy....want...to....b e...fwiends?!

zzzzz You'll pay for that Jango!

Ah!!! I said Sleep!


Die!

Ha! Suffer for your goddess in a prison of ice!

Listen, if everything this insane lady has put me through hasn't killed me. I'm sure not going to lose to you so easily!

Now sleep!

Ha! Ha! Ha!!!!!!!!
P...pre....retty, sparkly...b....b...irdy all..... all mi.... *thud*

Okay..... it's getting warmer. But.... but she's still unconscious.... Okay... Telekinetic her out of here, telekinetic her to get Red Baron out, then we get to the nearest pokemon center.

Huh?.... What..... what happened? I feel so cold.
Oh nothing. Your stupidity just nearly got you killed. You owe me big now. Considering I just saved your life. And caught the Goddess of frost for you.
......Thank you, Jango.
Uh-huh. Doubt you'll be so grateful when you're not out of your mind delirious.
Why.... why did you save me anyway? You could have let me die. After catching Articuno.
It's wrong to think ill of the dead. And I have no intention of forgiving you.
Heh. I'll die of old age eventually if nothing else. You can't stop that.

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Melinda
Biollante
Jango
Gale

So I would have done this days ago. But no one was giving me suggestions. So I made my own name.

Tell me what you think.

[RagingKrikkit]

Nice! Very well done! Drama, character development, nonstandard battling, that's a damn good chapter there.

[Illven]

Nice! Very well done! Drama, character development, nonstandard battling, that's a damn good chapter there.

Thank you.

And now we know how to re-deem Melinda. Make her delirious all the time.