Blazing hate A fire red nuzlocke

[RagingKrikkit]

I'll be fair. Perhaps Mewtwo ate the family and that's what the calls are about.

[Illven]

I'll be fair. Perhaps Mewtwo ate the family and that's what the calls are about.

Thank you for spoiling the plot. There's dozens of hours down the drain

[RagingKrikkit]

You're the one who admitted it. That makes you the plot spoiler.

[Forum Explorer]

Jango's dead. So for a replacement I suggest taking on the resident Paladin. I can't remember what her name was though. Kelk I think?

[Illven]

Jango's dead. So for a replacement I suggest taking on the resident Paladin. I can't remember what her name was though. Kelk I think?

His* and yes.

[Dracarot]

I vote for Kelk as well.

[Penguinator]

What, we don't get to see the vile beast reprimanded for its evil?

[Illven]

Ch 49. Extra large update.

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Jango..... Would you have died if I hadn't found you? I mean you were starving, like most wild Drowzee's, but I.... You died anyway... I was so helpless. It was our own power that killed you. If you were weaker you might have survived.... You... *sigh* you saved my life, and I couldn't save yours. I'm sorry Jango.

Kelk. I need your help.
What's wrong, Melinda?
Jango died.
Oh, Melinda. I'm so sorry.
Thank you.... I need you to take over Jango's psychic attacks.
Sure, whatever you need.




I am ready.
I hope you are.

So, have you seen a gemstone around here?

You attacked me!
Don't get so defensive. Maybe he thought you were going to rob him.
*sigh* Yes, yes.



If it's like the ones on one island, maybe this is the resting place of the other gemstone.
Or, it's a trap for wealth seekers!

But we're pretty close to sea level.


Well, I am the champion.

I'll.... uh do my best.

Well yeah.

It is obvious.

I wonder what he is thinking about.


I do. I have a few pictures of that weird lettering on some of these islands.
Ah, but what is weird? I'm sure to the writers, they had perfect clarity.

I'm looking for a special gemstone.

I guess you want it also? Then let the best trainer win!

And Mommy is unstoppable!


I wonder who lived there.


So do I.


Did people live here. In my first life? I cannot say I ever went over here.



Hmm. Maybe I can figure something out.

Hmm. That strange writing again. Taking a picture....

You are the one.... To stop the human god.
Huh? Is that whispering one of you guys?
Nope.
uoY t'ndluow dnatsrednu em yawyna.
Uh. No.
It's a trap!!!!
Do the voices that only you hear, seem any less real.
No. What are they saying?


Tamer of Gods... Terror of Kanto... We give our gifts to you.
.... Okay, something weird is going on.

The sacred blue, the shining sea. Our civilization's greatest gift.
I think the gemstone is in here.

With strength of arms! And will unending. Destroy the living abomination.
Is this the part where it's revealed later if I did kill it, I wouldn't have been worthy of the gemstone.

Champion of Kanto! Half-otherworlder. Prove your loyalty to the world of your mother.
Okay. I'm getting kinda freaked out now.

The stones will unlock the way. It is then up to you. Our world's last hope.

Stop the threat we have forseen from man's hubris.

Ah, there we go.

Who are you?

You've been tailing me! You're under arrest for stalking!

KILL!!!! KILL!!!! KILL!!!!
The thief sets the world on a course to destruction.

Team rocket is dead! I removed their leader.

Then give me the gemstone.

.... I get 50% percent of the sell value.




As long as I get that 50%.

Now, maybe if we're really lucky. That'll be a false gemstone, and I can find the real one.

Huh. This is weird. It has a whole bunch of names.
How can you read it? Are the whispers telling you.
No. It's in plain common. Most are crossed out. Like Luke, then it says “Due to the whims of fate, his spirit is lost to another world.” Then Lucas “Too strong, would likely capture the abomination.” Aramail “Lost to the sea of time.” Ethan “Lost to the sea of time.” Hilbert. “Lacks Spiritual strength” Nate “Crippled his team becoming the champion.” Gary “Would likely focus on attempting to capture the abomination to spite Melinda.” Illven “Spirited away to another world, lacks killer instinct” My siblings, all with a mention of “Too young”. In fact my name is the only one, not crossed out. Creepy.
Well, let's go put the remnants of Team Rocket in jail.
Works for me.


Let's finish this.


Not a chance.



No. I'm the champion. What could you possibly offer me?

Yes. I did.


Getting my gemstone back.

Well I suppose you don't get reception out here.


I'm the champion! I would have had to fight him!


Fine, fine.

Don't tell me what to do.


Eh, I feel bad for you.


We'll put them all in jail!


.... Right.



I'll be fine. But thanks.




They aren't lies!



*snerk* Bring it.




Yes. Good job.






Oh... Damn, we really should have worked out a signal.

Look. This is half your fault too.

Um....

This is really your fault.


Thank you.

Here you go.


Wasn't a problem. I like helping you.

It's fine, Celio.




Good for you!



Melinda! I love you!....
Umm....
Ah... Um... Forget I said anything...
Wait, Celio. I don't mean... What... *sigh* It just surprised me is all. It's... uh... Not unwanted....
Um.... That's good. Heh. Honestly. You're an amazing girl. And you've done so much for me. So now let me help you fill your pokedex. I'll find Hoenn trainers and arrange trades.
Heh. You don't need to do that. But thank you Celio.
Hmmm. That's strange.
Is something wrong?
No, just... strange. There are multiple sightings near Vermillion of Entei.
Really? Wonder why.
You should try and catch it. The more legendaries, the better for your pokedex.
Are you sure?
Yeah. Who better then you. Miss.God-tamer.
Heh. Okay. I still need to check on my pokemon that I left at the day care center. See you soon, Celio.
See you soon. Melinda.
Oh, and Celio. I love you too.




Yes, please. And my pokemon also.

Oh. I think it's hatching.


My name is Goku. I must become stronger. As strong as my father.
You... Aren't you going to idolize me, like Biollante?
No, idolizing would take time from training.
Oh, okay. Tyrogue. The training pokemon. Tyrogue do not have the normal reactions of baby pokemon to the first one they see.

Entei. The raging fire. You belong to me.
Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! I can give you a lot of power. My name is Lannister.
If you come with me, I won't hurt you?

Okay. Just don't hurt me!
Entei. The raging fire. Entei is a surprising coward for a deity.

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Melinda
Biollante
Jack
Sunspot
Ackbar
Plato
Kelk
Goku
Lannister

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You wouldn't understand me anyway.

Well, all that's left is grinding the reserves, beating the improved elite four, and fighting Mewtwo.

I'm going to train Goku (Tyrogue) first, as he needs the most amount of experience to reach Lv 66 (287371 experience for those curious). Unless people would prefer otherwise, I think I'm going to aim for a Hitmonlee. It'll be easier to get it to evolve to that, then a Hitmontop. (Just stuff Protein down it's throat, rather then carefully judge Ev's)

In addition after Goku is Larx (Phanpy) Should I evolve it, and let it loose Pick up? Or keep it a Phanpy.

[RagingKrikkit]

Interesting. It looks like you're just ripping off Fire Red: Hard Mode, but its still different enough to keep me expecting this to end up differently.

[Illven]

Interesting. It looks like you're just ripping off Fire Red: Hard Mode, but its still different enough to keep me expecting this to end up differently.

Well of course. I'm going to capture Mewtwo.

Also Melinda could totally take Ruby on in a fight.

2 pokemon versus her 6.

[Illven]

So any suggestions on what to do with Larx?

Evolve him and lose pick up, or don't evolve him and milk him for items.

[Penguinator]

So any suggestions on what to do with Larx?

Evolve him and lose pick up, or don't evolve him and milk him for items.

I personally don't like Donphan, so I'm for keeping him as a Phanpy.

[Illven]

Ch 49x Training part 1

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Okay Goku. Let me help you become as strong as your father.
Thank you miss

He wants to make his daddy proud. That's like me, and mommy!
Heh. I'm already proud of you.


I feel strange.... Power coursing through my body!
Oh. You might be evolving.

Maybe you'll even get blond hair.
I don't understand.
*sigh* Memetic would get it.


Although I wear different flesh then him. I will still strive to be an equal to my father.
Hitmonlee. The ambition pokemon. Hitmonlee want to strive to be equal to their fathers in strength.


Focusing my energy is the first step on the road to greatness.

That move is too risky.
Yes I agree. It is better to win ten battles by skill, then a hundred by luck.

eroM rewop si a yhtrow laog.

Nope!
But wouldn't....
Nope!

I have no need to defeat unreal phantoms.
Eh. It's your move-set.

Let me see if I can defeat these boulders. My father could do better.

In a single blow. Good job.
Thank you.

Can I defeat this fellow apprentice in the martial arts?

I have learned much.


You know, Melinda. You're much better then I thought.
... Huh?
When we first met, I thought you'd be an asthmatic nerd, that needed pokemon to carry your stuff most of the time. But you haven't once asked me to hold your stuff.
.... Okay then.

If my first strike defeats my opponent. I will not need to endure anything.

This fellow student has made great strides. Let me see if I can out-match him.

Victory.

I will fell this giant beast!

I am victorious.

That move is too inaccurate.

You... you promise not to use your stronger power on me, right!
I can make no promises.
What!?
Oh calm down, you'll be fine. I'll order him if I have to.

You don't bring a bone to a fist fight.
But you fight with your legs.
.... Shut up.

*Gasp* It was a worthy foe.

Foul snake. Your poison will mean nothing to me.

I hope.
*snerk* Nothing to you, huh.

*sigh* Nothing to fear.

Can my martial arts defeat the shroom menace.
Oh, right. This.

My skills have grown much.

I can handle a little spark plug.

It was no match.

I just need... a little nap.
Arrgh!

Treacherous shroom.

I don't want to be so injured, as to need to rely on that.
I don't want you that injured either.

Hmmm. I only thought to compare myself against my father. Let me see how I handle my mother's species as well.

I have gone far beyond them.


Thank you Melinda, for helping me to surpass my father.
Just, you know. Don't stop now, or he might gain the lead again.
You speak words of wisdom.

We're finally taking this show on the road, huh.
Yup.


This will help me escape death traps.
Good for you.

Absolutely not. That move is way too reckless.
Pick a card. Any card.
*face-palm*
It's a trap! Most likely Explosive runes.
*face-palm*


Look, nothing up my sleeves.
You don't have sleeves.
And there's nothing up them. And now. I'm a ball!
Yay for you.
I get it. A magician burned down your village.
... Yup. Good job. You have figured out my secret childhood trauma.
And now it's my job to show you that magician's aren't all bad.

Unless that's just what they want you to think before they kill you!
Ackbar. Calm down, I'm sure Larx has the best of intentions. Annoying though he is.


Thank you for teaching me the magic of moving giant boulders!
Your welcome, I suppose.

Aw... He's blind. He won't enjoy the act.
... Why don't you show me the act?
Okay.

First, I'll need a lovely lady from the audience.
.... Um....
That's you.
I'm the audience!
Well maybe if the Zubat wasn't blind!

For my next trick, I'm going to saw him in half!
Um... I forbid you from killing him.
*sigh* Fine!

I guess, I'll make it disappear or something. Any other requests the audience would like?
Yes, fetch me some juice please.


So besides putting arbitrary restrictions on my tricks, how are you enjoying the show so far?
Well there's no audience. And I've been asked to help, so I'm pretty much part of this show at this point.

Why not? I have to endure you ruining my magic!
*sigh*

Well at least he can see the magic show.
You'll need a lovely lady from the audience, I guess?
Yeah, yeah. Sure.

.... Look, I thought he would like a magic show. I didn't think he'd go berserk.
*grumble* *grumble*
You must constantly challenge your perceptions. Otherwise you may find them lacking when they are tested.

Remember to challenge your perceptions, young magician. Or you are no harder to fool then your audience members.

Well, at least this bat can see. Can I borrow your hat, Melinda?
What, why?
To pull a Bunerary out of.
No!

*sigh* Show ruiner.
*Grumble*

Why don't you sit this one out. Hmmm. I'll need a lovely lady from the audience.

So what did you think?
You made her disappear... Good job.

For my next trick. I'll teleport her bone!
That strikes me as a bad...

See. It wasn't that bad.
Only because you pulled it out of her ear hole thing.

No way. I'm not a cursed magician.

Maybe she'll like magic tricks.

So much for liking magic tricks.
What sort of crazy thing doesn't like magic tricks.

For my ne... next trick... I won't pee myself. I... I hope.
I think she's furious you made her disappear.


Okay, we're calling a break on the show for now.
You know Melinda, while you tried to limit my tricks, and not be a lovely lady from the audience. I have to say it could have been worse.
Um....
You could have told the audience everything, and ruined the magic.
Your welcome, I suppose.

Hello, Breeze.
*Yawn* Hello, can I go back to sleep?
Nope. It's training time.

There. Is it over?
Not even close.


I can spray them, and then go back to my nap.
If you do that, they could kill you in your sleep.


I'd say, spray and run. But that sounds exhausting.
*sigh* I can already tell this is going to be fun.

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Melinda
Biollante
Jack
Sunspot
Ackbar
Plato
Breeze
Larx
Goku

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More power is a worthy goal.

Welp, that's the first update up. In the interests of not having 100 pics to work with when updating the cast last when we're done with grinding. I'll update it as we go along. Here is a list of changes I plan to make. If you disagree with any changes, please state so, and why

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Melinda Alignment change. (Mildly NE, to TN)
Jango To the deaths list.
Kelk To the Main characters.
Goku Give him a profile. (Alignment LN)
Larx Give him a profile (Alignment CN)

Comments are appreciated

[Illven]

Ch 49xx Training part 2

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There, I can put them to sleep, and take a nap while they sleep.
That seems highly impractical.
*sigh*

Seeding the foe, sounds so exhausting.
But, it might be good for you.

Even if my enemies are slow. I don't want to out run them.

You know, if Paladin's were as lazy as you are, Evil would have already won. You should be ashamed of myself.
Hey, I don't get in your business, you shouldn't get in mine!
Melinda, tell him!
Actually. He kinda has a point. At least until he starts hurting others, then you can get into his business.


I feel weird.... Like.... awake.
Huh?


I shall take my foe's energy.

What's happening to me!?
Oh. You're evolving.
Will my new form require even more energy?

zzzz... So tired...
Get up!
This form... So draining.
Skiploom The lazy pokemon. Skiploom's are even more lazy then Hoppip's having trouble staying awake.


I feel awake again.... Will there be a new form change.

So it is. Hopefully this next form will require less energy.
Yeah, that way I won't have to listen to your bitching.

Hmmm... I don't know how to feel.
Why not?
This body feels strange to me.
Jumpluff The lazy pokemon. Jumpluff's are pokemon that are less lazy, but do not always understand what their bodies are telling them.

Why did that even happen?
I dunno.


Here is a new move.
*sigh* Thank you, I suppose.

Let's see how you handle this.
*Yawn* It will give me it's energy.

Good job.
Woo! What a rush.

This one should also be easy to fight.
Martial artist energy should be very helpful.

I learned something.
Yeah, what?
Marital artists hate when you take their energy.
Most people do.


I... My body is still as drained, but it's easier to motivate myself to action. It's weird.
Well good for you. Keep working at it, and maybe your body will get tougher.

He... he looks angry....
Let's see how you handle this.

Really angry.
Don't worry. Mommy doesn't want you to die, so I'll protect you.
You should have handled that better Breeze.

I'll protect you because it keeps Mommy happy.
Aw. Thank you Biollante.

I hope it's large size will mean a lot of energy to steal.

Okay. Just need to keep doing that forever, and I'll be fine.
I'm not sure that's the morally right thing to do.... Unless you get willing pokemon I suppose.

Hey, young kid! If you had given me your energy, your mother would still be alive.
.... You ever make that comment or similar comment again. I'll take away your speaking privileges.

See. He took it well.
Not the point.

Maybe this martial artist will be more generous.
You better hope.

She was a lot more generous.
I'm still shocked that worked....

If I were infested by the shrooms. I wouldn't have to do anything.
No.

*sigh* Fine. I'll continue moving under my own power, tyrant.
Yes. I'm such a terrible tyrant to spare you from unending agony.

Hey, Ditto. If you carry me everywhere, I'll let you play with me.
Why do I know that'll work?

Oh. Can't carry me anymore? Ah well no more playtime for you.

Yay, free nap!
Hey, get up!


Are we done?
Yes. We are finally done.
*sigh* Before I go back to bed. I have to say. It could have been worse. Besides the whole no shrooms doing motion for you thing...
*sigh* Into the box.

Hello Dr.watch, are you ready to do a little field work?
Dr.Watch Of course.


Dr.Watch I've been thinking.
Hmm.
Dr.Watch If I am to survive the most powerful pokemon in the world if they get angered my by studying. I should probably be a tad tougher.
Perhaps.

Dr.Watch I mean if they have good senses, it might get difficult to hide. I may need to stand up to them.
Um. Dr.watch.
Dr.Watch Or at least the speed needed to flee.

Dr.Watch Hmmm. Yeah. Something like this, should help with science!
Let's test your sensory organs out. Furret. The researcher pokemon. Furret's are pokemon that realize that not all pokemon will enjoy their studying.

Dr.Watch I don't need any interns mucking around and screwing up my research.

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Melinda
Biollante
Kelk
Breeze
Dr.Watch

So at this rate of grinding. I'll have a level 80 main team, and 150 days left of Blazing hate.

[Illven]

Ch 49xxx part 3

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Dr.Watch If I gave into my fury, it would ruin my reputation.
Well, only if you're unlucky. But you probably shouldn't either.

Dr.Watch Electrode. Electrode seem to possess average sight, and hearing capabilities. They possess no unique senses.
Jack yM sesnes era enif, ti si ym hceeps that si dewercs pu.








Here is a whole bunch of new moves to help in your research.
Dr.Watch Science thanks you.

Dr.Watch Research note #2 The study of wild pokemon. Specimen Geodude. Let's test it's sensory perception.

Dr.Watch Research on specimen Geodude concluded. Geodude have all five normal senses, but they are poor with them. They carry no special senses.

Dr.Watch Specimen Zubat sighted. Zubat's appear to be blind. Requires further investigation.

Dr.Watch Zubats seem to have echolocation. But it's usefulness in sensing foes is limited.

Dr.Watch I don't want interns!
Maybe Electra is trying to tell you something?


How do you intend to publish your findings?
Dr.Watch I.... I don't know. I always figured that was kinda putting the Cart before the Ponyta.
I could give them to Professor Oak. I'm gathering info for the Pokedex anyway.
Dr.Watch Hmmm. That could work.

Dr.Watch Specimen Onix, easily sighted. Let's test it's sensory capabilities.

Dr.Watch Like the Geodude from eariler. Specimen Onix, lacks additional senses, or even average awareness of it's surroundings.

Dr.Watch Specimen Arbok sighted.

Dr.Watch I... Uh.... Maybe later....

Dr.Watch Okay, that could have been worse.

Dr.Watch Specimen Golbat found

Dr.Watch Golbats show a much greater awareness of their surroundings, probably due to having eyes.

Dr.Watch I can't rest! I have research to do.
Oh, that is music to my ears after breeze.
Dr.Watch Huh?
A very lazy Jumpluff.

Dr.Watch Starting testing on Specimen Marowak.

Dr.Watch Specimen Marowak.... Shows high.... degree.... of awareness. Also *hurk* rage.
Dr.Watch!
Dr.Watch Complete.... my....research.... please....

..... Don't worry, Dr.Watch. I'll complete your research and give it to Oak. I'll make sure everyone reads it.... I'm sorry Dr.watch.

Lord Pen, are you ready?
No! I'll never be ready to be made into a pen!
*sigh* I'm really not in the mood.

Why would I fire them?

Good job Sunspot.
.... Dr.Watch's death has me thinking. What if we die?
Sunspot. You'll be fine. I'll make sure of it.


I will have my vengeance on those who harvested my family!

No that move is too risky.

I had a whole crate of my family shipped to Brock! I'll kill you!

One family member avenged.

I don't want to pump like they pumped wave after wave of my family down the conveyer belt.






Here are some new moves, Lord Pen
Thank you for allowing me to better avenge my family.

Let's see how you handle this one.
Agatha, doesn't use the fancy quills much. I shall spare this zubat.

If only all my foes would be so easy.

I bet he's used some fancy quills in the past! I will have vengeance.

He was not so much tougher.


Look at the power I've obtained. Soon no more Qwilfish will be made into pens.
Good for you.

Primeape's are too rage-happy to write. So I have no qualm with you.

You are allowed to live Primeape.

I wonder if they use traps to catch the Qwilfish?

I would not wish the destiny of a pen on anyone.

I'll kill all of Brock's toys.

For my family!

Ki...... *sigh*
Hmmm?
Nevermind me, I just might need to be alone for a bit.

I'm not losing you too.

He... He would probably break the quills. I have no issue with you.

I have no problems with you bat.

See no problem.

The shrooms never use pens. But I cannot let myself be infested. Begone and live.

I'll save you family. No one will ever again use Qwilfish pens.

I'm safe.

I have never heard of a....
We're just not finishing that sentence.

See not so bad.


Okay, Lord Pen. We're done for now.
Lord Pen No one will ever make me a pen!

Here you go, Crow.
Just promise not to yell at me, if bad things happen.


Shade will make people think I bring even more bad luck.
If you do bring bad luck, can you bring it on my enemies?







Here you go, Crow.
I'm happy that the tm's weren't destroyed.

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Melinda
Jack
Sunspot
Ackbar
Dr.watch
Lord Pen
Crow

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My senses are fine, it is my speech that is screwed up

Comments are appreciated.

[Dracarot]

And so the training continues.

[RagingKrikkit]

Will it make you happy or angry if I say that this is the first grinding session I read all the way through since... oh, it must have been around Koga.

[Illven]

Will it make you happy or angry if I say that this is the first grinding session I read all the way through since... oh, it must have been around Koga.

Makes me wonder why I do them then

And you haven't read though it yet. I'm not done....

[Forum Explorer]

Makes me wonder why I do them then

And you haven't read though it yet. I'm not done....

I'm curious as well. You seem to be overleveled for what you need to do to finish the game up already. Why such a high level?

[RagingKrikkit]

Did I type happy? *Facepalm* I meant sad or angry.

[Illven]

I'm curious as well. You seem to be overleveled for what you need to do to finish the game up already. Why such a high level?

The grinding the reserves level, or the teams level.

Because I'd actually grind the team higher right now. Agatha's highest is 70.

[Forum Explorer]

The grinding the reserves level, or the teams level.

Because I'd actually grind the team higher right now. Agatha's highest is 70.

Both. It does seem to be absurdly large.

[Illven]

Both. It does seem to be absurdly large.

The reserves maybe. Although partly it's just sheer weight of numbers at this point.

As for the team. I'd feel unsafe taking on the league again right now.

[Illven]

Ch 49 xxxx Part 4

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People would rather have Crobats then Murkrow's. They don't think Crobat's bring bad luck.
Yeah. I can't get a Crobat.

Maybe your Golbats aren't happy enough to evolve.
I treat my pokemon fine... Now.

Yay for being Dark type. Just my luck,
*snerk* Sorry.

Bad luck is an illusion, little Crow.
Yeah, tell that to my former trainers.


I may as well try to harness my curse as a weapon.

Remember Little Crow that luck is an illusion within your own mind, and you will go far

Why would I taunt others. I'm the one with bad luck.


See, even you don't trust my bad luck not to get me killed.
This cave is full of dangerous pokemon.

Crow. You must not give into despair. Preserve and you can change your life.

Oh a snake. Just my lucky day.
*sigh*

See.

Knowing my luck, this Golbat will discover the power of love right now.

I don't trust my bad luck to prevent an enemy from escaping.

Well, at least I'm immune to it's ground attacks.

Heh, my one moment of luck.

*sigh* More fighting types!

That went... better then expected.

Oh Arceus, Oh Arceus. Snake! Snake!
*sigh*

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Melinda
Plato
Kelk
Crow

Sorry about the delay. Someone who shall not be named, but is a Murkrow. Is held up by paper-clips and hope

[Illven]

So if someone hypothetically found a shiny ditto. What would you hypothetically call it, and how would it hypothetically act?

First come first get.

[Penguinator]

So if someone hypothetically found a shiny ditto. What would you hypothetically call it, and how would it hypothetically act?

First come first get.

Maurice, he's rather afraid of "playing," so he's scared to touch other Pokemon.

[Forum Explorer]

Elusive: An ego queen/king who is obsessed with mirrors and his/her appearance.

[Illven]

Ch 49 xxxxx part 5

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You can't have bad luck Crow. Because you were found by the best trainer ever.
Assuming she doesn't get me killed!


Okay, we're done for now.
Yay! I'm not dead.

Rave it's your turn.
Yeah! Let's get this party started!


Huh?
What?
I think my party is over.

Oh you're evolving.
*sigh* I don't want to.

Where do I find a suit? *sigh*
Quagsire the Suit pokemon. Quagsire believe that the party is over, and they must be responsible members of society.






Here are some new moves.
I'll pay you back with 10% interest, no more.

I have no time to yawn. I must create a business.

I'll take care of this ruffian.

I'm proving my worth as a valuable member of this society.

Martial arts is such a waste of your time.

See. Focus on a real useful ability.

What good are you for my business if you have no eyes?

See useless.

I teb ym hceeps eussi sekam em sselesu ot


Ah.... My old party life. How I look back at my old life and smile.
How old are you?

Maybe I could sell anti-rage tablets to Primeapes? Still working on a business model.

Didn't seem to like the offer.
Geez. Wonder why.


You know why do you feel the need to start a business? You're clearly not interested in the idea
It's a part of maturing. *sigh*
My father used to tell me a quote. Something about being mature also meaning stopping being afraid of being known to do childish things.
....
I'm probably butchering it, but still.

*sigh* But what will my family think of me.... If I go back to the life of the constant party.
Your family should love you no matter what.

They might but they will still be disappointed.
....

I'd think they'd be proud of your strength.
Unless I used it for business. No, not really.

And I'm not really that strong.

Look does your family need you for this business?
I would certainly help.

But do they need you.
They....
They survived before you. Not to diminish your skills of course.

What do you want out of life?
What about you? What do you want?
To get out of my father's shadow.

And have you?
.... No, not completely. But I have taken my first steps on the road of doing so.

Hah! Maybe I'll become a snake oil salesmen.

Clearly you'd find it an easy job.

I'm not ready for that step.

Are you sure....
You'll be fine.

I'm surprised at the lack of grass moves.

I can certainly handle this.

That was nothing to me.

I... I don't want a business scandal.

Good. Avoided for now.

Get into the ball, get into the ball, get into the ball!

So what's your name?
Maurice... I suppose since you caught me you'll have me “play” with your pokemon.
.... I suppose if you want to.
Maurice No! Please don't make me!
A “play” phobic ditto.... Well that's certainly easier to handle then Fluff.

I... I don't have to serve in business? You're the best family ever.


I... These move will not ever help me.


I think I'll split the difference between work and play. I can't abandon my family, even if they don't need need me. But I can't work myself to an early grave.
I understand. I think we're done for now.
Meeting you was enlightening.

Oh... right you violent little psychopath.
I'm not violent... You just need to crack a few skulls to get peace.

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Melinda
Biollante
Jack
Pcebro
Rave
Crow
Maurice

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I bet my speech issue makes me useless to

[Dracarot]

Of course the shiny ditto is blue! Those filthy blues will try to take anything red and pink is only a lighter shade of red, showing just how weak blues actually are for going to the lightest end of the red spectrum.

FILTHY BLUES!!!

[RagingKrikkit]

You mean, "Filthy BLUs!"

Quick, get your medigun, I've got the minigun!