Machines of War

[INWranger]

Hooray for crits, and Jaster silently praises Chuckles.
(1d20+6)[11]
(1d4)[4]

[madtinker]

The dagger barely misses the beast's eye, but cuts deeply into his flesh. It's snarls redouble, and so do his attacks.

claw - (1d20+5)[12]
damage - (1d4+3)[5]
claw - (1d20+5)[18]
damage - (1d4+3)[7]
bite - (1d20)[12]
damage - (1d6+3)[9]

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dire badger in rage, 27/31 HP, AC 14, claw +5, 1d4+3, and bite +0, 1d6+3

could you put a link to Jaster's sheet in your sig so it's easier for me to reference it?

[INWranger]

I attack the beast again
(1d20+7)[24]
(1d6+1)[6]
(1d20+6)[22]
(1d4)[3]
Here is the link: http://www.coyotecode.net/profiler/view.php?id=12173

[madtinker]

Okay, you his second claw attack rakes across your legs, but your sword and dagger send bloody fur flying. The raging beast continues its blind assault on your person.

claw - (1d20+5)[8]
damage - (1d4+3)[7]
claw - (1d20+5)[13]
damage - (1d4+3)[6]
bite - (1d20)[6]
damage - (1d6+2)[6]

Go "quick links" -> edit signature, and put a link there, so I can see it wherever you post, and keep the current HP box current.

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dire badger in rage, 18/31 HP, AC 14, claw +5, 1d4+3, and bite +0, 1d6+2

[INWranger]

Fight for my life some more.
(1d20+7)[11]
[roll]1d6+1[/roll] (6)
(1d20+6)[26]
(1d4)[1]

http://www.coyotecode.net/profiler/view.php?id=12173

[madtinker]

Roll for crit confirm and damage.
And I'm heading home for the night.

[INWranger]

rolling for crit
(1d20+6)[16]
(1d4)[4]

[madtinker]

The few attacks you are unable to dodge land ineffectually on your armor. Your dagger, in turn, does the lion's share of the work, damaging muscle and slicing tendons.

The beast continues his onslaught.

claw - (1d20+5)[14]
damage - (1d4+3)[6]
claw - (1d20+5)[17]
damage - (1d4+3)[7]
bite - (1d20)[17]
damage - (1d6+2)[7]

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dire badger in rage, 13/31 HP, AC 14, claw +5, 1d4+3, and bite +0, 1d6+2

[INWranger]

Give another go for my very life.
(1d20+5)[11]
(1d6+1)[6]
(1d20+4)[20]
(1d4)[3]

[madtinker]

Your armor takes the brunt of the beast's rage, but your own hide remains intact.

claw - (1d20+5)[16]
damage - (1d4+3)[6]
claw - (1d20+5)[13]
damage - (1d4+3)[7]
bite - (1d20)[16]
damage - (1d6+2)[3]


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dire badger in rage, 10/31 HP, AC 14, claw +5, 1d4+3, and bite +0, 1d6+2

[INWranger]

Half-elven rage attack!!! Crap, I didn't take that feat.
(1d20+5)[16]
(1d6+1)[6]
(1d20+4)[13]
(1d4)[4]

[madtinker]

The beast is severely injured now, its fur slick with blood.

It claws at you in a desperate attempt to survive.

claw - (1d20+5)[16]
damage - (1d4+3)[5]
claw - (1d20+5)[24]
damage - (1d4+3)[6]
bite - (1d20)[4]
damage - (1d6+2)[3]


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dire badger in rage, 4/31 HP, AC 14, claw +5, 1d4+3, and bite +0, 1d6+2

[INWranger]

I wish I would have thought to use my wild empathy and handle animal, but too late.
(1d20+5)[8]
(1d6+1)[6]
(1d20+4)[6]
(1d4)[1]

[madtinker]

It's last vicious swipe threw you off balance, and your slashing sword and dagger are unable to connect as your arm bleeds profusely. The beast presses his advantage.

claw - (1d20+5)[20]
damage - (1d4+3)[4]
claw - (1d20+5)[12]
damage - (1d4+3)[4]
bite - (1d20)[19]
damage - (1d6+2)[6]

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dire badger in rage, 4/31 HP, AC 14, claw +5, 1d4+3, and bite +0, 1d6+2

[INWranger]

I give the beast a mighty swipe.
(1d20+5)[7]
(1d6+1)[3]
(1d20+4)[13]
(1d4)[1]

[madtinker]

His claws have finally battered down your defenses, wreaking havoc on your complexion. As you thrust and parry with all your might, so does he.

claw - (1d20+5)[16]
damage - (1d4+3)[6]
claw - (1d20+5)[23]
damage - (1d4+3)[4]
bite - (1d20)[18]
damage - (1d6+2)[6]

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dire badger in rage, 4/31 HP, AC 14, claw +5, 1d4+3, and bite +0, 1d6+2

[INWranger]

No, that last one had a hit that tied my AC. I pray to Chuckles nad give the beast another blow, praying to finish him.
(1d20+5)[12]
(1d6+1)[2]
(1d20+4)[20]
(1d4)[3]

[madtinker]

The beast howls like the ROUS from The Princess Bride and keels over, defeated. In the flickering light from your smoldering torch, you can finally see that it is a monstrous badger, with thick fur, rippling muscles, and wicked, curving teeth and claws. Its blood slowly seeps out onto the rocks, making them slick and glistening.

[INWranger]

First I am going to chug a cure light wounds potion.
(1d8)[6]
Then stab the badger again and again and again, just to be sure.
Then I am going to sneak back to the secret room at the fort for supplies and to recover some hit points.

[madtinker]

You are in N49 of the forest map. The fort is a inside an ancient Deku tree, naturally hollow and enlarged to house an elven garrison. The secret entrance is on the northwest side.

Make a spot check.

[INWranger]

spot
(1d20+4)[24]
I am also going to be listening
(1d20+3)[23]
and moving silently
(1d20+9)[10]

[madtinker]

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there is a hobgoblin soldier standing watch. hide - (1d20+3)[23]. listen - (1d20+2)[5], spot - (1d20+2)[19].

Wow, two twenties and a one. Regardless, you spy hobgoblin soldiers standing watch, a camp of hobgoblins to the north, and other soldiers also on watch. They look alert, but you are too well hidden for them to notice you.

[INWranger]

Sneak over to AE-40 to use the tree as cover and sneak attack the guard in AE-34 using my bow. The range should be under 30ft.
I will keep the trees between they and Jaster until Z-43 and brush crawl to get over there, so it should be a matter of moving silently.
Move silently walk:
[roll]1d20+9[/roll]
Move silently crawl
[roll]1d20+9[/roll]
And the die roller is being uncooperative again. Let me know if I get into position.

[INWranger]

here are the die rolls I hope:
walk
(1d20+9)[18]
crawl
(1d20+9)[17]

[madtinker]

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spot - (1d20+2)[22]. listen - (1d20+2)[22].

He obviously hears something, but doesn't seem to know which direction it is coming from. He's looking around, scanning the brush.

[INWranger]

Wait until he is not looking in my direction and then sneak attack him with my bow.
(1d20+7)[19]
[roll]1d8+1d6+1[/roll]
(10)

[madtinker]

There's not much you can do with and arrow through your throat. This hobgoblin realizes this pretty fast, and elects to keel over dead.

[INWranger]

Kudos on the funniest text death I have ever read.
I move silently using the following steps
J to J1 I walk
(1d20+9)[25]
J1 to J2 crawl
(1d20+9)[17]
J2 to J3 I walk, keeping the tree in AG-23 between the hobgoblin in AE-15 and I.
(1d20+9)[17]
J3 to J4 I crawl
(1d20+9)[15]
and J4 to J5 I walk, again keeping the trees between the hobgoblin and I.
(1d20+9)[24]

[madtinker]

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spot - (1d20+2)[10]listen - (1d20+2)[18]

He is oblivious to your presence.

[INWranger]

Awesome, time for another ninja-esque sneak attack
(1d20+7)[19]
[roll]1d8+1d6+1[/roll]
(6)