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    ***Nor does it give you a synergy bonus to Perform(sing)
    ****A penalty to sing, however, is just fine
    *If my character was inspired by a Monty Python skit, I may safely assume he is vetoed.
    **This also goes for Saturday Night Live, the Muppets, and the Ed Sullivan Show.
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    *Just because a pint of blood has no listed value does not mean I can use Eschew Materials to create a weredragon.
    **A were-werewolf is also out of the question.
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    *There is no conceivable circumstance where fireballing the enemy is a valid strategy when you are both in a building containing thousands of precariously stacked vials of highly volatile liquids.
    **No. No amount of resistance to fire will protect you. When you re-roll your character, put some ranks in Knowledge (Architecture and Engineering).
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    *** Unless your intangiable/ethereal/have a contingiencied teleport set up/make the explosion big enough to vaporise said falling roof/have a burrow speed and thus be able to hide underground/Quickened teleport/have a freind with very high strength and size to hold up the roof/Only blowing up some of the supporting walls so the building collapses towards one direction thus leaving me unharmed/Wall of force under the roof so nothing actually falls on me/that spell that makes you immune to all damage for a time/Place a portable hole above your head as an umbrella/go inside the hole THEN teleport away/numerous other ways to survive such an eaisly survivable encounter

    * May not point out to the DM all the ways that their "your character died" scenario wouldn't work actually kill the character in question

    *Especially not when I'm the DM. it makes me feel bad
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    * I should feel extreme reservations if my AC can be boosted to nearly 40 at level 7, and my party members are hovering around 18 and 20.

    * I should give it considerable thought before smashing an "evil being" that was recovered from an artic region. after detecting him as evil.

    * I should give more thought to dissolving the resultant corpse with acid.

    * while a logical process, I most likely shouldn't then dilute and evaporate said acid, thus completely obliterating about 90% of the DM's planned adventure.


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    **** After a player points out all the ways to avoid the falling ceiling, may not then point out that none of those take into account all the shrapnel from the exploding containers of explosives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksheep View Post
    **** After a player points out all the ways to avoid the falling ceiling, may not then point out that none of those take into account all the shrapnel from the exploding containers of explosives.
    save the intangibility, which remains option 1...
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    * I am no longer aloud to justify my LG Cleric's slaughtering of unarmed children as a "learning experience" or as an "example of what not to do" to the rest of the party.
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    *I am no longer allowed to play a fighter who is clearly just an expy of GILGAMESH.
    **I will not insist that Gilgamesh be spelled with all capital letters.

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    *I may no longer try and make candied beets into a form of currency.
    *I may no longer bully the DMPC child wizard into casting spells on me then getting upset that he dominates my character.
    *I may no longer make a Portal Gun as an Artificer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackestOfMages View Post
    *** Unless your intangiable/ethereal/have a contingiencied teleport set up/make the explosion big enough to vaporise said falling roof/have a burrow speed and thus be able to hide underground/Quickened teleport/have a freind with very high strength and size to hold up the roof/Only blowing up some of the supporting walls so the building collapses towards one direction thus leaving me unharmed/Wall of force under the roof so nothing actually falls on me/that spell that makes you immune to all damage for a time/Place a portable hole above your head as an umbrella/go inside the hole THEN teleport away/numerous other ways to survive such an eaisly survivable encounter

    * May not point out to the DM all the ways that their "your character died" scenario wouldn't work actually kill the character in question

    *Especially not when I'm the DM. it makes me feel bad

    Eh. Those all work, but the person in question was only level six and it was a setting where magic items were really uncommon.
    I managed to talk them out of it.



    *Just because the common cat can theoretically defeat a level one commoner, does not mean your familiar can take levels as a cleric of Bastet after gaining sufficient experience.
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    Never humiliate the Psychic in front of the entire party.

    Especially again at higher levels when I can shrug off most of the damage she does and she's still stuck sacrificing health just to attack.
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    Never humiliate the Psychic in front of the entire party.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamer Leon View Post
    *I am no longer allowed to play a fighter who is clearly just an expy of GILGAMESH.
    **I will not insist that Gilgamesh be spelled with all capital letters.
    * My character may not announce himself with a special font.
    ** No matter what, I may not design a character specifically so that falling out of blimps is only a mild set-back.
    *** Being insane and disbelieving gravity is not a worth considering.

    * Subsisting on a diet of bugs does not grant me super-strength.
    ** Nor does dying my skin green.
    *** Swearing fealty to omnicidal maniacs does not increase my chances of surviving human trials of a super serum.
    ** I am not allowed to challenge people to duels for their hats.
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    * I may not play a black-robed character who wields a scythe AND WHO SPEAKS IN A DIFFERENT, ALL CAPS, BOLDED FONT
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    * I may not play a black-robed character who wields a scythe AND WHO SPEAKS IN A DIFFERENT, ALL CAPS, BOLDED FONT
    **No, i may not play his daugter either

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    **No, i may not play his daugter either
    *** Any character related to an anthropomorphic representation of a fundamental constant of the universe, by blood or by law, is banned.
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    *** Any character related to an anthropomorphic representation of a fundamental constant of the universe, by blood or by law, is banned.
    * Characters who chain primeval forces as sources of sight in darkness are not allowed.
    ** As are atheist constructs.
    *** Being lightning proof is no excuse to mouth off at the gods.
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    *** Being lightning proof is no excuse to mouth off at the gods.
    ****Nor is being disintegrate-proof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Necroticplague View Post
    ****Nor is being disintegrate-proof.
    I love SLASH'EM.
    ****There is no such thing as being meteorite proof.
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    Losing a Pokémon battle is not reason to kill the two kids I and my friend lost to and burn their bodies.

    - Not even if they were really annoying.

    - Only the DM may abuse the Pass keyword while having a high Burrow speed.
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    *No longer allowed to play as a minotaur hell bent on freeing the cattle from their human oppressors.

    ** seriously do you know how many cattle there are in this setting?

    *The entire party being trapped in an ooze does not make it technically jelly wrestling

    **we cant eat out way out

    *** we cannot use the jelly as a vehicle to chase the one party member who got out.

    ****We actually cant because the dm starts laughing too hard to actually DM.
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    *After being reduced to a pulpy mass, the PCs may not scoop the remains of another PC into a chamber pot in the hopes of eventually getting a True Resurrection spell sometime in the distant future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf DW View Post
    *After being reduced to a pulpy mass, the PCs may not scoop the remains of another PC into a chamber pot in the hopes of eventually getting a True Resurrection spell sometime in the distant future.
    Actually, if they get True Resurrection, they don't need the body.
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    * Even if our alignment doesn't have to match our deity's. I'm not allowed to play a lawful good follower of Thed. (Goddess of Rape).

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    But of course, you don't even need a prestige class if you're an elven generalist domain wizard with a certain pair of feats, casting 9th level spells from level 1...
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    *May not say things like this without telling us what the feats in question are called.
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    Actually, if they get True Resurrection, they don't need the body.
    Wrong spell, then. I've never played a cleric, you see.
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    Fortunately, a Monk 1/Warblade 19 uses Iron Heart Surge to end the Monk character class, and the day is saved.

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    Yeah you were just thinking normal res. True res is higher level and I think costs more in components. It will bring you back from pretty much anything but being unnamed.
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