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2012-01-15, 10:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
"I Burn!"
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2012-01-15, 11:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Love that new thread smell.
*my ninja is not a hoodie ninja
*nor is my cleric a medic~The meteorite is the source of the light, and the meteor's just what we see,
and the meteoroid is a stone that's devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee.
And the meteorite's just what causes the light, and the meteor's how it's perceived,
and the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void that lies quiet in offering to thee.~
Tatzlwyrm Avatar by me.
Extended Sig thisaways.
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2012-01-15, 12:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I think he might have been referring to the fact that a 1st lvl cleric with the planning domain and either a flaw or a race that gives a lvl 1 bonus feat can take and be using DMM: Persist.
Heck, Human Cleric 1 with two flaws can have Extend Spell, Persist Spell, DMM: Persist, Travel Devotion, EXP: Spiked Chain and his choice of Power attack, Combat reflexes, or just about any other neat feat."I Burn!"
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2012-01-15, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Summon Instrument is banned from characters of mine with a str score higher than 16
"When the DM is smiling, it's already too late"
Paranoia is fun, other games are not; play paranoia (and also 3.5, I play that alot too)
SpoilerOriginally Posted by NNescio
"Of course all magic manipulates energy, First Law of Thermodynamics, duh!"
See, the thing is, energy in D&D does not mean the same thing as it does in Physics.
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2012-01-15, 09:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I am within your stronghold inflicting fatal attacks upon your conscripts.
I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Human Wizard (4th Level)
Strength-13
Dexterity-12
Constitution-14
Intelligence-15
Wisdom-13
Charisma-12
What D&D Character Am I?
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2012-01-15, 10:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
You cannot tell the parties Minotaur to to take Spanish in its next level.
*No, not even then.
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2012-01-16, 12:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Your animal companion cannot be a chihuahua.
* If you DO somehow get a chihuahua as an animal companion, I don't care how many ranks you have in Ride, it's not a Riding Dog.
* No, not even if your character is Tiny.Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2012-01-16, 02:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-16, 08:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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- In your head.
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*under no circumstances that would be a rat swarm though.
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2012-01-16, 12:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*No longer allowed to taunt Murphy ("there's no way he can hit me", "bah, they can't possibly win", etc).
*If I do taunt Murphy and the inevitable happens, the damages come out of my loot.
*If the DM rules that failing a check to dive through a window without cutting myself does as much damage as a machete, I'm not allowed to collect the glass for throwing purposes.
*Even if I pay an armorer to make a special sling for it.
*No longer allowed to play a charger, or a thrower/chemist who throws universal solvent, or an archer who abuses the multiple attack rules to get five attacks per round for more damage each than the fighter gets on her one.
*Also not allowed to play a wizard who abuses crafting to cast a myriad of high level spells without fatigue.
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2012-01-16, 12:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-16, 01:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
A couple from the RCR Star Wars (the edition before Saga):
*Not allowed to abuse the hyperspace travel rules to go back in time.
*Not allowed to use said time travel to mount a campaign for Supreme Chancellor by campaigning on a dozen worlds at once.
*My Gand Findsman is not allowed to use his 3/day Farseeing to spy on absolutely everyone.
*If the Sith Lord flees and hides somewhere on a remote mountain, not allowed to orbitally bombard the site until the mountain is reduced to glass.
*Unless we purchase the land from the local government first.
*Especially not allowed to hijack the Star Forge and build our own fleet with it.
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2012-01-16, 01:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
It's probably safe to assume that a universe with faster-than-light ships is also a universe where special relativity isn't true. Otherwise everyone and their dog would have abused time travel by now.
"It's not like chess, where choosing to play black or white dictates your entire strategy. Also, chess doesn't have steam cannons."
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2012-01-16, 01:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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* Even though light is radiation, Rad-X does not protect me from lasers.
ze/zir | she/her
Omnia Vincit Amor
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2012-01-16, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I may not be a cleric of any god whose wrath is described as having a half-life.
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2012-01-16, 07:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Sure, if you want to apply some sort of logic to it. But that particular system had charts to determine how long your trip was, based on where you were coming from and where you were going. Also, if you beat your Astrogation check by a certain amount, you would roll 1 or 2d12 and subtract that from the number of hours the trip would take. Thanks to this system, if the GM didn't choose to apply some sort of common sense (and mine didn't), it was possible to end up with a negative number for the total number of hours your trip was going to take. Ergo, you arrived before you left. My GM knew we would cause trouble with this, but he allowed it anyway (he's a very permissive GM, perhaps too much so).
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2012-01-16, 10:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-17, 12:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
- The class is "Bard", not "Idol Singer" and will appear as such on my sheet and in-game
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2012-01-17, 04:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-17, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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* This also applies to Dirge Singer which is not, never has been and never will be a heavy metal singer.
* If I play a Dirge Singer, "Enter Sandman" is not a valid Dirgesong. This also goes for "Run to the Hills", "Aces High" and "Crazy train." Dirges are supposed to actually be dark and depressing.
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2012-01-17, 11:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*No, a dirge singer does not cut his wrists whiel performing
*Perform(emo) is not eligable for bardic music, in what form whatsoever
*perform(emo) will count as a coupe de grace on yourself, roll fort save...Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-01-17, 12:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Shouting I am a Man and punching the closest enemy is not a Coupe De Grace
*I am not do the look at me now back to yourself routine
*None of my characters can be copies of characters played by Bruce Campbell. No matter how awesome it would be to have Sam Axe as my character for the Shadowrun game
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2012-01-17, 12:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-17, 01:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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*"Fire" is not a substute for "exorcism".
Last edited by Sgt. Cookie; 2012-01-17 at 02:54 PM.
Open the lid and snatch a homebrewed treat from Cookie's Jar
Ponytar by Dirtytabs
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2012-01-17, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-17, 04:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*"Morgan Freeman" is NOT an acceptable choice for my Favored Soul's deity.
*Double so "Gordon Freeman".
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2012-01-17, 06:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-01-17, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Right, you have to play an Abyssal Exalted for that.
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2012-01-18, 09:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*no shooting town guards in the knee to see what jobs they take up next
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2012-01-18, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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* I may no longer play a Halfling Paladin.
* I may no longer play characters called Milo Hilltopple.
* I may no longer charge into a dragons mouth.
* I may no longer point out that deliberately being eaten by dragons has, so far, had a one-hundred percent success rate."I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves, Get on your nerves:
I know a song that'll get on your nerves,
Get on your nerves, Get on your nerves:
I know a song that'll get on your nerves," - Nobody