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    Quote Originally Posted by ryu View Post
    wouldn't a rogue or bard do that easier?
    Isn't 'int-based fighter' a method of suicide to begin with?
    That's the entire beauty of it.

    * Having 6 Charisma doesn't give me an excuse to hit on female monsters
    ** Even if I cut my own eyes out, I cannot make a Gorgon fall in love with me.
    *** It's not railroading when GM is just trying to save himself from mental images to disgusting for him to handle.

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    * nor is he allowed to suplex a collosal dragon
    * or a mountain
    * no matter how hard I try, my monk cannot suplex the planet we are on.
    * the DM will not let me use a homebrew feat that discounts max size for grappling/tripping any more.

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    *Suplexing the DM while hilarious is right out.
    Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
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    In an Evil campaign, if I attempt to Ressurrect my (good) opponent's White Dragonhide armor, expecting an ally, I should first consider the fact that said opponent once had an albino Gold Dragon for a friend, who is now deceased.
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    ...though Talla does her best to sound objective and impartial, it doesn't cover stuff like "ask a 9-year-old to tank for the party."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_Gareth View Post
    Isn't 'int-based fighter' a method of suicide to begin with?
    I wanted the skill points and the full BAB. Also, I was kind of drunk.
    Quote Originally Posted by Flickerdart View Post
    Fortunately, a Monk 1/Warblade 19 uses Iron Heart Surge to end the Monk character class, and the day is saved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    In an Evil campaign, if I attempt to Ressurrect my (good) opponent's White Dragonhide armor, expecting an ally, I should first consider the fact that said opponent once had an albino Gold Dragon for a friend, who is now deceased.
    HA! that's a nice way around the "resercect the armour they're wearing" trick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    In an Evil campaign, if I attempt to Ressurrect my (good) opponent's White Dragonhide armor, expecting an ally, I should first consider the fact that said opponent once had an albino Gold Dragon for a friend, who is now deceased.
    I should also remember most Evil Dragons of all sorts are kind of jerks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    In an Evil campaign, if I attempt to Ressurrect my (good) opponent's White Dragonhide armor, expecting an ally, I should first consider the fact that said opponent once had an albino Gold Dragon for a friend, who is now deceased.
    i gotta remember this trick...
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    *Researching and casting an epic spell that annihilates a city at the cost of killing my entire party in their sleep is no longer appropriate.


    Quote Originally Posted by Chilingsworth View Post
    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    *Using a friend's dirty trick to casting 9th level spells at ecl 7 is banned outright. Especially if it's done in WBL. Even more so if said friend is the dm.
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    get some of that excess AP you have before rollover used(spilled AP is worth feeling sad over).
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    Quote Originally Posted by planswalker View Post
    *Using a friend's dirty trick to casting 9th level spells at ecl 7 is banned outright. Especially if it's done in WBL. Even more so if said friend is the dm.
    **Improving the trick to work at ecl 1 should be subject to even less approval.
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    * I will never again give the party paladin a sword which contains "the power of the angels" only to play "Fly Away Now" whenever he uses it.
    ** On that note, "Repent, Mother****er" is not an appropriate battle-cry, even for an Inquisitor.
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    *When trapped in a prison cell made entirely of diamond, I am no longer allowed to murder the fighter and then use the wall as the component for his resurrection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilingsworth View Post
    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kira_the_5th View Post
    * I will never again give the party paladin a sword which contains "the power of the angels" only to play "Fly Away Now" whenever he uses it.
    ** On that note, "Repent, Mother****er" is not an appropriate battle-cry, even for an Inquisitor.
    That game was awesome.

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    *I may not use balors as grenades, no matter what my strength score is.
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    Fortunately, a Monk 1/Warblade 19 uses Iron Heart Surge to end the Monk character class, and the day is saved.

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    **neither may balors be used as improvised melee weapons. No matter the strength score of the party warforged. not even the party half-celestial troll.
    *also, trolls may not have half-fiend or half-celestial heritage. Half-dragon is also out.
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    get some of that excess AP you have before rollover used(spilled AP is worth feeling sad over).
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    *I may not have Craft (Insult).
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    *Despite your bonus to diplomacy, if you insult the king, he will have you thrown out into the street.
    **Don't try it. That old guy next to the King is the pre-eminent wizard in the kingdom.
    ***Don't even think it.
    ****Fine! Go ahead, and when you've been turned to ashes, don't blame me!
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    * Just because Chose One of Godess of Death is four years old child it doesn't mean I can give her spanking for talking back to me.
    ** Even if I'm evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Man on Fire View Post
    * Just because Chose One of Godess of Death is four years old child it doesn't mean I can give her spanking for talking back to me.
    ** Even if I'm evil.
    I'm not sure what you're saying. Clarify?
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    *When trapped in a prison cell made entirely of diamond, I am no longer allowed to murder the fighter and then use the wall as the component for his resurrection.
    Why not? That's brilliant!
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    ...though Talla does her best to sound objective and impartial, it doesn't cover stuff like "ask a 9-year-old to tank for the party."
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    I'm not sure what you're saying. Clarify?
    I'm not sure what to clarify, which part you don't get?

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    -getting the Hand and Eye of Vecna does not make me eligile to complete the set.

    -I will not become Vecna if I collect them all.

    -volunteering Vecna as an organ donor is right out.

    -not allowed to play Mr. Potatoe Head with Vecna especially if I can.

    Before I volunteer to be an organ donor I will check if they need a free musical instrument or vital organs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
    I'm not sure what you're saying. Clarify?


    Why not? That's brilliant!
    To be fair, I was a priest of Lastai (goddess of pleasure and joy, BoED) and I kinda strangled him to death without warning in order to enact said plan. There were...words...exchanged with my deity over that one.


    Quote Originally Posted by Chilingsworth View Post
    Wow! Not only was that awesome, I think I actually kinda understand Archeron now. If all the "intermediate" outer planes got that kind of treatment, I doubt there would be anywhere near as many critics of their utility.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_Gareth View Post
    To be fair, I was a priest of Lastai (goddess of pleasure and joy, BoED) and I kinda strangled him to death without warning in order to enact said plan. There were...words...exchanged with my deity over that one.
    that's because you forgot to give him a *proper* way to die...
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    * I may no longer write backstories which I can not proof-read due to nausea.
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    *No matter how intelligent I or my characters are, I may not find ways to perform a feat without actually using the required feat.

    *Iron Heart Surging pregnancy may not be evil, but it is heavily frowned upon.
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    *If my bard is lieing to the party about his name and class, I eventually need to stop and tell them.
    **If my bard has gone through more than one identity and at least three levels without the party noticing, they need to be informed.
    ***If my bard has had more than five identities and more than 8 levels with the party, I need to tell them right away
    ****If my bard has had more than a dozen personas and reaches epic level with the party, they deserve whatever they get.
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    To be fair, I was a priest of Lastai (goddess of pleasure and joy, BoED) and I kinda strangled him to death without warning in order to enact said plan. There were...words...exchanged with my deity over that one.
    Rightfully so if you didn't ask permission. Seeing your cleric's goddess, he/she should really know all about safe, sane, and consensual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doorhandle View Post
    Rightfully so if you didn't ask permission. Seeing your cleric's goddess, he/she should really know all about safe, sane, and consensual.

    ... that's what she said...
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    *"COMMON, MOTHERFORNICATOR! YOU SPEAK IT?!" is not an appropiate way to discern wether the other discussionparty speaks common
    **no, neither it is for othe rlanguages
    ***maybe for abyssal, BUT WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY SHOULD AN ANGEL SPEAK ABYSSAL!
    ****no more partyface for me, no, not even then
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    *I am not to burst out laughing after a 15 minute description of the BBEG

    *If I am the onlly one familiar with the monster manual, I need to explain to the other players that zombie bites will not infect people

    *I may not duplicate anything I saw in dorkness rising.
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