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    Quote Originally Posted by Man on Fire View Post
    * There are more ways to Intimidate somebody than just telling him I will take something, shine it really nice, turn it sideways and stick upon his candy a*s.
    * My bard cannot spontaneously starts singing "The Game" whenever Barbarian walks into the room.
    ** Or "King of Kings"
    *** Same goes for Dragon Disciple and "Slow Chemical"
    **** And Dread Necromancer and Graveyard Symphony
    ***** And even if that could be climatic, "Rolling" is just silly.
    ****** All of it goes double if they're sneaking into that room.
    * Cannot break through the wall just to give somebody a wiener.
    * Character who is Staight Edge is okay. Character who thinks it makes him better than everybody else is acceptable. Character who won't shut the f*** up about it is vetoed.
    * When we come to save sacrifical virgin from evil cultists, I cannot kill her for them and attack other players because I decided to turn Heel.
    ** After killing all my friends I cannot then stab cult's leader in the back and murder remaining cultists because I realized being a Face is better for my carrer.
    * Cannot ask question just to yell the answer doesn't matter.
    * Cannot base character on Santino Marella.
    * There must be 48 hours time gap between the game and the last time I watched wrestling.
    *Not allowed to respond to every line spoken by an NPC by simply saying "What?" over and over.
    *Not allowed to give beer to NPCs and then randomly attack them while drinking.
    *Pinning an enemy for one round (or even three) does not mean I win the fight.
    *Not allowed to put on a sock puppet before grappling opponents.
    *Not allowed to base a character off of Mankind.
    **Or Dude Love.
    ***Or Cactus Jack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    *Not allowed to respond to every line spoken by an NPC by simply saying "What?" over and over.
    *Not allowed to give beer to NPCs and then randomly attack them while drinking.
    *Pinning an enemy for one round (or even three) does not mean I win the fight.
    *Not allowed to put on a sock puppet before grappling opponents.
    *Not allowed to base a character off of Mankind.
    **Or Dude Love.
    ***Or Cactus Jack.
    I need to try that last one.

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    * "We eat well tonight!" is not an appropriate battle cry for a paladin (even if he technically worships the god of laughter).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    *Not allowed to respond to every line spoken by an NPC by simply saying "What?" over and over.
    ** If an NPC does the above to me, I may not respond by threatening them with bodily harm.
    *** I may ask "Do they speak English/Common/Basic in What?" exactly once per campaign.
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    That's how wizards beta test their new animals. If it survives Australia, it's a go. Which in hindsight explains a LOT about Australia.

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    *My battle cry is not allowed to be "This Is LASTWALL"
    **Nor am I allowed to fix this by replacing lastwall with another country's name.
    *Nor is my battle stratagy allowed to be kicking people into giant pits.
    **I may not find a way to do so with a penguin animal companion.
    **Breakdancing is likewise an invalid way of defeating enemies.
    *I am not allowed to use 300 or Meet the Spartans in any form for my character model.
    **Doubly so when creating monsters while DMing.
    I have returned, and plan on focusing on world-building. Issues are being dealt with.

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    Omeganaut: Well, you MIGHT get a chance to do 1 and 3 in our current campaign without breaking character...if you weren't playing a sorcerer. Not sure you have the CMB to bull rush anyone into a pit consistently.

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    I don't know. He has cast a fire spell at an undead who attacked with fire, so that very well might be next.
    I have returned, and plan on focusing on world-building. Issues are being dealt with.

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    *My character may not discover the existence of skill points

    **Or the DM.

    ***My character may not have a vision telling him the exact core rules of 3.5, and that everything he knows is a lie

    ****If this does happen, I'm still not allowed to metagame.

    *Nonlethal damage is to take enemies that we need alive captive, not so that I may walk out of a dungeon with two dozen prisoners in tow, with plans to sell them into slavery

    *Any video game made by Rockstar may not be a campaign model.
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    *No matter how the rules allow it, I may not use the WBL off of chaining the leadership and landlord feat to purchase a city. Building by building.
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    * Going to the mayor or king with one lump sum is right out.
    Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
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    *If my wish is that my wish would not be granted, I have to walk on everybodies d4's
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    Quote Originally Posted by newBlazingAngel View Post
    *If my wish is that my wish would not be granted, I have to walk on everybodies d4's
    ** I am not to be surprised when nothing happens.
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    ***I am also not to be surprised when that wish is not granted. A different wish that kills my character horribly is.
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    *If I am the dungeon master, I am not allowed to throw d4's at my players to represent dart traps.

    **I may not weigh down d6's and 8's to represent heavier damage.

    ***My dice may not be heavier than half a pound

    ****Heating up titanium dice to represent fire damage is just taking it too far.

    *****It is not roleplaying to make the cleric really 'feel' magic missle that just hit him.

    ******Baseballs are not magic missles.

    *******Nor are apples

    ********Footballs, softballs, rocks and anything of the sort is right out.

    *********Somebody else is DMing from now on.
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    - If I am asked to provide a skirt-length backstory, I am not allowed to argue over the hypothetical lengths of skirt to avoid the work.
    - I am NOT allowed to wear a miniskirt to the game to prove my point.
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    ***I may not use said skirt to get the DM to fudge a few rolls in my favor.

    ****The DM is a straight male and so am I. It's just weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by newBlazingAngel View Post
    ***I may not use said skirt to get the DM to fudge a few rolls in my favor.

    ****The DM is a straight male and so am I. It's just weird.
    ***** If I do have the appropriate equipment, that makes it even more uncomfortable. Don't do it.

    ****** Eschewing pants altogether to take advantage of this is right out.

    ******* Using either of these tactics while you're the DM to encourage the players to stay on the rails makes you a horrible person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craft (Cheese) View Post
    ******* Using either of these tactics while you're the DM to encourage the players to stay on the rails makes you a horrible person.
    ******* Especially if it works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by newBlazingAngel View Post
    ***I may not use said skirt to get the DM to fudge a few rolls in my favor.

    ****The DM is a straight male and so am I. It's just weird.
    But blackmail is a long-standing gamer tradition. To the man with the least shame fall the spoils.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craft (Cheese) View Post
    ***** If I do have the appropriate equipment, that makes it even more uncomfortable. Don't do it.

    ****** Eschewing pants altogether to take advantage of this is right out.

    ******* Using either of these tactics while you're the DM to encourage the players to stay on the rails makes you a horrible person.
    *Eschew clothing is NOT an apriopate feat, no not even when roleplaying a hooker
    **Craft(innuendo) is not a valid crafting skill, using it will result in double xp costs
    ***Boobs are a female only lvl 80 epic spell. for the love of all that is holy and sane, don't try to overuse it...
    ****Really? You just went ahead either way? have it your way, now anyone with noticable secondary sexual characteristics will have to wear a burka. happy now?

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    *Shouting, "You activated my trap card!" is not appropriate (no, not even when I readied an action to draw a card from my deck of illusions or a deck of many things).


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_Gareth View Post
    *Shouting, "You activated my trap card!" is not appropriate (no, not even when I readied an action to draw a card from my deck of illusions or a deck of many things).
    ** I may not make a spectator sport whereby two duelists summon monsters from decks of illusions and have the illusions fight in the arena.
    *** If I do make this, I may not swap out my opponent's deck with a deck of many things when he isn't looking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord_Gareth View Post
    *Shouting, "You activated my trap card!" is not appropriate (no, not even when I readied an action to draw a card from my deck of illusions or a deck of many things).
    ** If, as a DM, you point out that you have priority, your players reserve the right to set you on fire.
    *** If, as a player, you respond that priority rules were removed, your DM reserves the right to feed you to rats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socratov View Post
    ***Boobs are a female only lvl 80 epic spell. for the love of all that is holy and sane, don't try to overuse it...
    ****I may not have an enchanted item to get around this rule.

    *****A breastplate of boobs is just sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by newBlazingAngel View Post

    *****A breastplate of boobs is just sad.
    ****** Pants of Thunderbuns is right out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hipho View Post
    ****** Pants of Thunderbuns is right out.
    ******* Any sort of armor/clothing/magic items to compensate for deficiencies in your anatomy are just plain too pathetic to live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by planswalker View Post
    ******* Any sort of armor/clothing/magic items to compensate for deficiencies in your anatomy are just plain too pathetic to live.
    ******** Telling this to the Artificer with a magical clockwork replacement arm is likely to get you strangled to death.

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    *********For the last time, we're playing spycraft.
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    *.....you put a WHAT in your WHA- screw it. No more cyborgs or magic items for you.

    *There is no such spell as Xeuclid's cold shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doorhandle View Post
    *.....you put a WHAT in your WHA- screw it. No more cyborgs or magic items for you.

    *There is no such spell as Xeuclid's cold shower.
    ** There is also no "Archimedian tub of nudity".
    * "Socratic Method" is not an exalted charm.
    ** Neither is a "Swiss Patent Office" a valid manse description.
    * "Apples as Inspiration" does not allow random fruit to be used to boost intelligence.

    * A spell called "Tesla's Revenge" should use lightning or electricity in some fashion.
    ** "Edison's Inception" might be more versatile.
    *** "Carver's Creation" will not summon a peanut butter golem.
    *** "Mario's Mayhem" might involve pipes or monkeys, but it won't involve a pizza golem.
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