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    *I am not only mostly dead.
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    **Even when at -9 hp. Saying something like this even by accident will result in lightning strikes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esprit15 View Post
    *I am not only mostly dead.
    Definitely going to have to make a healer who says this now…

    * My cleric with a lisp can no longer officiate any church events.
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    *Proceeds to google "Bride of the Portable Hole", jokingly wondering if it might exist*

    *It does.*

    What.

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    Even if I am the Lord of the area we are in, my barbarian with 5 charisma still has to have the party Bard write my speeches.

    If I am the party Bard, someone else has to write my speeches still.
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    *Inventing a weapon that involves infants in any possible way is wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esprit15 View Post
    *I am not only mostly dead.
    **Unless the party cleric has revivify prepared.
    R.I.P.

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    It ain't not over 'til the Rich Baker bellows.
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    My half-dragon my no longer shout "HALT! I AM REPTAR!" before using his breath weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutremaine View Post
    **May not use a bag of jelly babies to defeat the big bad.
    ** No, not even if I am wearing a Hat of Disguise and a multicoloured scarf.

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    • My druid may not develop a theory of evolution, no matter how many ranks in Knowledge (nature) he has.
    • Nor may he cast Genesis and create a demiplane with accelerated time to test said theory.
    • Depending on what selection pressures are present, millions of years of accelerated evolution may not produce a stronger monster.
    • On the off chance it does, I may not create hundreds of demiplanes in order to acquire new Wild Shape forms.
    • Inspire Courage does not use power metal lyrics.
    • My bard may not imbue his guitar with a permanent Haste effect and start a band called Dungeonforce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flame of Anor View Post
    **Unless the party cleric has revivify prepared.
    *I am in any event forbidden from using Suggestion to tell the party cleric to change his name to anything with the words "Miracle" and "Max" in it.
    * I am also forbidden from achieving godhood for the stated purpose of "appointing the party cleric Pope so I can contradict all his dogma".

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    * If the game system does explicitly have the souls of the powerful ferried from their body by the Grim Reaper, I may not bluff him into believeing I'm still alive after dying
    ** Nor can I bluff him itno believeing the other guy is dead
    *** The annoying halfling party member is right out

    * If the game we're playing requires each character to have a rival, my rival may not be any of the following; imaginary, a housecat, a great wyrm black dragon polymorphed into a housecat, the person who killed my father, may father, my evil self, the DM
    ** I may not forget who my rival is and thus, upon meeting him, dismiss him as a random mook
    *** Even if he did fall in one turn.
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    * I'm no longer allowed to have an Elan Swordsage named Sean Connery with a katana.
    ** Even Especially if it is an anachronism.
    *** Warblade is right out.

    (Highlander 1 references for those not nerdy about 80's films.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverbit View Post
    * I'm no longer allowed to have an Elan Swordsage named Sean Connery with a katana.
    ** Even Especially if it is an anachronism.
    *** Warblade is right out.

    (Highlander 1 references for those not nerdy about 80's films.)
    **** Levelling up does not involve decapitation of fellow party members.
    ***** Or any form of [lightning] based spell cast on myself.

    Also,

    * I am not allowed to chain-gate solars in order to provide Latin chanting soundtracks for the party's battles.
    * I am not permitted to cast Stand on the enemy's blackguards just so I can say "The Dark Knight Rises".

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    *Creating sheets for famous characters is a hobby, not a job.
    **Players will not be expected to use these.
    ***Dieing in an avalanche of Dr. Who character sheets will be what's coming to me.
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    - Willing Deformity: Madness is a privilege, not a right.

    - I may not role play The Joker.

    - Horrifying the BBEG with my actions does not constitute a victory, moral or otherwise.

    Man, that was a good campaign.

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    No. Sorry, but that's just not happening.
    *Stop complaining, I won't change my mind.
    **You're bluffing.
    *** Fine. Just never show those to ANYONE.


    Quote Originally Posted by jamieth View Post
    ...though Talla does her best to sound objective and impartial, it doesn't cover stuff like "ask a 9-year-old to tank for the party."
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    If the fresh level 1 party looks at what has just happened and the resulting 'obvious explanation' involves more than a dozen double crosses, four triple crosses, and someone they aren't even sure how many times that guy has betrayed people, my DM license will be revoked.
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    * I may not name my character "Hiro Protagonist"
    ** Especially if the campaign is centered around plane-hopping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welknair View Post
    *Proceeds to google "Bride of the Portable Hole", jokingly wondering if it might exist*

    *It does.*

    What.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Techwarrior View Post
    If the fresh level 1 party looks at what has just happened and the resulting 'obvious explanation' involves more than a dozen double crosses, four triple crosses, and someone they aren't even sure how many times that guy has betrayed people, my DM license will be revoked.
    I would play in that game. For sure.
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    Kardar233's Illithid:
    *strokes chin*
    Hmmm, I like the way you think.
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    kardar233's Tyr: So ok, it seems to me that your character evades death o_O. Congratulations *fanfare*

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    I may no longer quote Kenshiro when my monk performs Flurry of Blows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf DW View Post
    *My dragon bloodline sorcerer/dragon disciple is not "the one they fear."
    *In their tongue, he is not Dhovakiin, Dragonborn.
    *The verbal components of his spells never consist of "Fus," "Roh," or "Dah."
    *He may never hire a band of Savage Skalds to follow him around singing in a vaguely Viking-ish language whenever he spots a dragon.
    Changing class to Dragonfire Adept won't give me a pass on this one.

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    * May not make a playlist of songs suitable for any situation to play as background music
    ** Especially if I'm NOT a Bard
    *** If I try this and I AM a Bard, the others may point out that I can only play one instrument at a time, so all the music with more than just one instrument shouldn't be played
    **** I may not see this as a challenge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welknair View Post
    *Proceeds to google "Bride of the Portable Hole", jokingly wondering if it might exist*

    *It does.*

    What.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kardar233 View Post
    I would play in that game. For sure.
    I may not make up the plot as I go along in such a game. It must have everything down in DM notes so that I can prove that's really what was happening.

    *I may however, write so horribly they can't read it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksheep View Post
    * May not make a playlist of songs suitable for any situation to play as background music
    ** Especially if I'm NOT a Bard
    *** If I try this and I AM a Bard, the others may point out that I can only play one instrument at a time, so all the music with more than just one instrument shouldn't be played
    **** I may not see this as a challenge.
    ***** I may not use Ghost Sound to get pass this restriction.
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    - My Half-Minotaur, Water Orc Bardblade isn't allowed to use her massive carrying capacity to abuse Summon Instrument.

    - There is no use of Summon Instrument that enables it to create Total Cover against enemies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksheep View Post
    * May not make a playlist of songs suitable for any situation to play as background music
    ** Especially if I'm NOT a Bard
    *** If I try this and I AM a Bard, the others may point out that I can only play one instrument at a time, so all the music with more than just one instrument shouldn't be played
    **** I may not see this as a challenge.
    ***** I may not take Versatile Performer so that I get to play multiple instruments at once anyways
    ****** I may not get a bonus for playing more then one instrument at the same time
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    Quote Originally Posted by demigodus View Post
    ***** I may not take Versatile Performer so that I get to play multiple instruments at once anyways
    ****** I may not get a bonus for playing more then one instrument at the same time
    *******Some people are exceptions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksheep View Post
    * May not make a playlist of songs suitable for any situation to play as background music
    ** Especially if I'm NOT a Bard
    *** If I try this and I AM a Bard, the others may point out that I can only play one instrument at a time, so all the music with more than just one instrument shouldn't be played
    **** I may not see this as a challenge.
    * I may not take ranks in Perform (one man band).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimers View Post
    * I may not take ranks in Perform (one man band).
    ** Nor may I take ranks in Perform (Wurlitzer Organ).
    *** If I somehow MAKE a Wurlitzer, I may not bring it with us while adventuring…
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welknair View Post
    *Proceeds to google "Bride of the Portable Hole", jokingly wondering if it might exist*

    *It does.*

    What.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menteith View Post
    - My Half-Minotaur, Water Orc Bardblade isn't allowed to use her massive carrying capacity to abuse Summon Instrument.

    - There is no use of Summon Instrument that enables it to create Total Cover against enemies.
    *No matter how many Nat 20s I roll, I cannot stab someone in the heart with a grand piano.
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