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2012-07-23, 09:23 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2011
- Location
- The Middle of Nowhere
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not only mostly dead.
Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-07-23, 09:55 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2011
- Location
- Australia
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
**Even when at -9 hp. Saying something like this even by accident will result in lightning strikes.
***Being indoors be damned.
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2012-07-23, 10:00 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- 127.0.0.1
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-23, 10:03 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Even if I am the Lord of the area we are in, my barbarian with 5 charisma still has to have the party Bard write my speeches.
If I am the party Bard, someone else has to write my speeches still.Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-07-23, 10:54 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2012
- Location
- Hotel California
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Inventing a weapon that involves infants in any possible way is wrong.
Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-24, 01:11 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
- Location
- Chicago
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-24, 01:16 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2012
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
My half-dragon my no longer shout "HALT! I AM REPTAR!" before using his breath weapon.
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2012-07-24, 02:22 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2009
- Location
- Perth, West Australia
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-24, 09:33 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
- My druid may not develop a theory of evolution, no matter how many ranks in Knowledge (nature) he has.
- Nor may he cast Genesis and create a demiplane with accelerated time to test said theory.
- Depending on what selection pressures are present, millions of years of accelerated evolution may not produce a stronger monster.
- On the off chance it does, I may not create hundreds of demiplanes in order to acquire new Wild Shape forms.
- Inspire Courage does not use power metal lyrics.
- My bard may not imbue his guitar with a permanent Haste effect and start a band called Dungeonforce.
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2012-07-24, 10:15 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2009
- Location
- Perth, West Australia
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am in any event forbidden from using Suggestion to tell the party cleric to change his name to anything with the words "Miracle" and "Max" in it.
* I am also forbidden from achieving godhood for the stated purpose of "appointing the party cleric Pope so I can contradict all his dogma".
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2012-07-24, 03:15 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* If the game system does explicitly have the souls of the powerful ferried from their body by the Grim Reaper, I may not bluff him into believeing I'm still alive after dying
** Nor can I bluff him itno believeing the other guy is dead
*** The annoying halfling party member is right out
* If the game we're playing requires each character to have a rival, my rival may not be any of the following; imaginary, a housecat, a great wyrm black dragon polymorphed into a housecat, the person who killed my father, may father, my evil self, the DM
** I may not forget who my rival is and thus, upon meeting him, dismiss him as a random mook
*** Even if he did fall in one turn.
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2012-07-24, 05:31 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2012
- Location
- England. The northish bit
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I'm no longer allowed to have an Elan Swordsage named Sean Connery with a katana.
**EvenEspecially if it is an anachronism.
*** Warblade is right out.
(Highlander 1 references for those not nerdy about 80's films.)I'm also on the Bay12 Games forums under the same username.
The awesome Ceika made both my avatars! All hail!
Spoiler: Former avatar
Currently playing the parched and honourable Rabhid Dynasty in Empire2!
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2012-07-24, 08:45 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2009
- Location
- Perth, West Australia
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
**** Levelling up does not involve decapitation of fellow party members.
***** Or any form of [lightning] based spell cast on myself.
Also,
* I am not allowed to chain-gate solars in order to provide Latin chanting soundtracks for the party's battles.
* I am not permitted to cast Stand on the enemy's blackguards just so I can say "The Dark Knight Rises".
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2012-07-24, 08:53 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2012
- Location
- Hotel California
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Creating sheets for famous characters is a hobby, not a job.
**Players will not be expected to use these.
***Dieing in an avalanche of Dr. Who character sheets will be what's coming to me.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-24, 09:42 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2011
- Location
- Minnesnowta
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
- Willing Deformity: Madness is a privilege, not a right.
- I may not role play The Joker.
- Horrifying the BBEG with my actions does not constitute a victory, moral or otherwise.
Man, that was a good campaign.
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2012-07-24, 09:52 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2010
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
No. Sorry, but that's just not happening.
*Stop complaining, I won't change my mind.
**You're bluffing.
*** Fine. Just never show those to ANYONE.
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2012-07-24, 10:13 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
If the fresh level 1 party looks at what has just happened and the resulting 'obvious explanation' involves more than a dozen double crosses, four triple crosses, and someone they aren't even sure how many times that guy has betrayed people, my DM license will be revoked.
Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-07-24, 11:13 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- 127.0.0.1
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I may not name my character "Hiro Protagonist"
** Especially if the campaign is centered around plane-hopping.
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2012-07-25, 12:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-25, 01:29 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2012
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I may no longer quote Kenshiro when my monk performs Flurry of Blows.
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2012-07-25, 10:32 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2012
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2012-07-25, 10:49 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- 127.0.0.1
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* May not make a playlist of songs suitable for any situation to play as background music
** Especially if I'm NOT a Bard
*** If I try this and I AM a Bard, the others may point out that I can only play one instrument at a time, so all the music with more than just one instrument shouldn't be played
**** I may not see this as a challenge.
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2012-07-25, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-07-25, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2011
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Open the lid and snatch a homebrewed treat from Cookie's Jar
Ponytar by Dirtytabs
Originally Posted by DudeWhyAreAllTheNamesTaken(Imgur)
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2012-07-25, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2011
- Location
- Minnesnowta
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
- My Half-Minotaur, Water Orc Bardblade isn't allowed to use her massive carrying capacity to abuse Summon Instrument.
- There is no use of Summon Instrument that enables it to create Total Cover against enemies.
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2012-07-25, 12:17 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-25, 12:48 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*******Some people are exceptions.
Status: Recovering. ETA: 3 days
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2012-07-25, 01:05 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2009
- Location
- Boston, MA
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I may not take ranks in Perform (one man band).
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2012-07-25, 01:49 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- 127.0.0.1
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
** Nor may I take ranks in Perform (Wurlitzer Organ).
*** If I somehow MAKE a Wurlitzer, I may not bring it with us while adventuring…
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2012-07-25, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2010
- Location
- Pennsylvania
- Gender