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2012-10-07, 04:17 AM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: Discord is NOT the BBEG
Speaking of which…
* May not have Discord show up
** May not have a dungeon designed by Discord
*** May not make everyone go insane due to said dungeon
**** Can not be surprised when entire party gets fed up with said shenanigans and is on the verge of killing each other.Proud owner of:0.36 0.43 0.992.00 Internet(s), 2 Win(s), and 3000 Brownie Point(s)
Originally Posted by Welknair
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2012-10-07, 10:34 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
How about:
Things I may no longer do while playing IV: You may not have ranks in Knowledge (Meta)Open the lid and snatch a homebrewed treat from Cookie's Jar
Ponytar by Dirtytabs
Originally Posted by DudeWhyAreAllTheNamesTaken(Imgur)
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2012-10-07, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: I may not have ALL the templates.
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2012-10-07, 12:00 PM (ISO 8601)Banned
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The New Munchkin.
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2012-10-07, 12:41 PM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: Plan A does not mean Alchemist's Fire
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2012-10-07, 01:36 PM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Plan B is not 'Twice as much alchemist's fire'. Originally Posted by jaybird
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
Originally Posted by Kelb_Panthera
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2012-10-07, 01:55 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Things I may no longer do while gaming IV: Brain bleach advised to be near buy before reading.
"I Burn!"
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2012-10-07, 01:55 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
No thread title ideas sorry...
But in ShadowRun...
*My Elf Mage with Body 2 is NOT allowed to outdrink the Troll Merc.
*My Elf Mage may NOT use the mains cables of a 40 story office building to 'jump start' said Trolls cyberheart when he is dying.
**Especially if I have no advanced medical training.
***Even more so when I'm one away from a 'Deadly' wound.
****Doing it without taking ANY damage myself is right out.
*My Human Merc can no longer use any sort of HMG that is attached to the Orc Riggers van.
**Especially if the Orc Rigger has "jerryrigged" a custom harness and mount for said HMG.
***Going full-auto and suffering NO recoil what so ever until the last few shots is right out. (Don't ask me how, the Riggers player did all the math and the GM agreed)
****Doing this while travelling 180m/ph down the motorway with LoneStar and Aztecnology response teams following, and hitting with every single shot is just no.
*No longer allowed to have a Human Street Sam based off Quentin Tarantino characters.
**Nor off Robert Rodriguez characters.
*My Elf Merc is no longer allowed to carry di-coated Gladius'.
**Deul Wielding them is right out.
***Especially if he uses them similar to this.
Peeking Druid and Sleepy Kitty Avatar by Kurien and Awesome Party banner by Akrim.elf
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2012-10-07, 02:29 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Were you using Edge, or was the troll just really unlucky and got a critical glitch or something?
Open the lid and snatch a homebrewed treat from Cookie's Jar
Ponytar by Dirtytabs
Originally Posted by DudeWhyAreAllTheNamesTaken(Imgur)
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2012-10-07, 02:50 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
This was about 9-10 years ago.
I can't remember exactly what pool I rolled from, but I needed an 8 to succeed in just touching him with the cables, had 2 dice, both of them came up 6's, then I got a 5 and a 1.
And no, he just got shot to hell and back (remote sentry turrets). The Shaman (who had First Aid) stopped his bleeding but the shock caused his cyberheart to stop. The party "Medic" was another Merc who was down due to stun, all I could think of was "need a big electric shock", lucky (and kinda coincidental) the building fuse box was in the alleyway we had dragged him into.Last edited by Malak'ai; 2012-10-07 at 03:07 PM.
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2012-10-07, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)Firbolg in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing V: I Cannot Skip IV When Counting
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2012-10-07, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)Firbolg in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
You've got my vote! Originally Posted by Ksheep
*My bard is not Pinkie Pie
**Any characters even resembling Pinkie Pie will be summarily executed.
** I do not have a party cannon, or any other manner of celebratory munition.
***Bass cannons are forbidden as well.
*I may not play a drow wizard whose only spell is prismatic spray.
**Especially if her name is Twilight Sparkle.
*Anything mimicking ponies shall be smitten with extreme prejudice
**Unless it's Trixie. Trixie's cool.
*I may not have a fez.I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-10-07, 04:57 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing JJJ: It Doesn't Work That Way
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2012-10-07, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Gets my vote. Originally Posted by Riverdance
My Homebrew Originally Posted by jamieth
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2012-10-07, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
If only this was the fifth thread. Then it could be
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing W: It Doesn't Work That Way
Flows a little smootherLast edited by Riverdance; 2012-10-07 at 05:13 PM.
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2012-10-07, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not a robot. I am not a unicorn, either.
**If I break the second sentence in the above rule, and am also a wizard, I may not be purple.
***If I break that rule as well, then I still may not use the same name as anyone else fitting the same bizarre description.
****Unless, of course, that given name describes the dm's setting, and the corresponding surname is something a certain form of undead does in it when it should be turning to ash. In such a case... he deserves it.
*****Especially if he claimed it would be a serious campaign.
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2012-10-07, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I really want to get that but I do not. Is it a reference to Charlie the Unicorn? I don't remember what he looked like.
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2012-10-07, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
its My Little Pony's Twilight Sparkle he is talking about. Originally Posted by Riverdance
its like, the 10th time thats happened in this threadMy Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
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2012-10-07, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
It starts as a reference to one of the main characters in the current generation of My Little Pony. The characters name is Twilight Sparkle. Which he ends as a reference to the Twilight Book/Movie series. The one's with the Vampires that sparkle in the sun light instead of burning.
"I Burn!"
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2012-10-07, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Ah, I should have guessed. Originally Posted by toapat
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2012-10-07, 08:56 PM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: My Thread Title May Not Include Hypodermic Needles, Nor Saline Solution
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A few odds and ends.
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2012-10-07, 09:00 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Those aren't Vampires Originally Posted by Metahuman1
1. Sparkles
2 Lives in forest
3 Are vegetarians
They're pixies.
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: Source books are not a valid thrown weapon.Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-10-07, 10:09 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
That seems far more apropos to a "... While DMing" thread. Originally Posted by Techwarrior
I really gotta say the Decanters of Endless X seems like the best one so far.
Originally Posted by Water_Bear
Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good. Originally Posted by hamishspence
"Common sense" and "RAW" are not exactly on speaking terms
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-10-07, 11:18 PM (ISO 8601)Firbolg in the Playground
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: I may not lead a hostile rebellion against the DM
I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-10-07, 11:20 PM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: I May No Longer Worship the DM
Proud owner of:0.36 0.43 0.992.00 Internet(s), 2 Win(s), and 3000 Brownie Point(s)
Originally Posted by Welknair
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2012-10-08, 03:19 AM (ISO 8601)Halfling in the Playground
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Things I may no longer do while playing IV: Not allowed to be that guy
Resolute believer in letting my players attempt anything.
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2012-10-08, 04:12 AM (ISO 8601)Barbarian in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While PlayingIII: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: I may no longer take ranks in Profession (Any)
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2012-10-08, 04:19 AM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Things I may no longer do while playing IV: I may not use the "things I may no longer do while playing" threads as character inspiration
I am not seaweed. That's a B.
Praise I've receivedA quick outline on building a homebrew campaignSpoiler Originally Posted by ThiagoMartell
Originally Posted by LTwerewolf
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2012-10-08, 04:27 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Things I may not do while playing IV: Allow this thread to reach 50 pages.
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2012-10-08, 04:59 AM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: No, I can't make a Healing potion IV
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
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