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    I mean...WHY! I get there are messed up people, and we can't control what our fetishes are but....HIDE IT! Push it into the darkest most fetid corners of deviant art and fanfiction.net !

    Dont put it on youtube!

    I mean my mind is BLOWN. Its a SONG and its an ALBUM of this stuff.

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    True, but as you can tell the whole thing is a joke about it.
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    It might even be necessary for it to be in the volcano. Why does the "forge" (where the tadpole has to be created) always feature a volcano by the temple? If it's there, it's for a reason.

    I mean, it's a weird creation myth story about universes reproducing through a game. Skaia is a womb, the tadpole is a spermatozoon, and the volcano is a phallus. There's all the hullabaloo made about genetic codes, and the fact that for the human(oid) protagonists it's a coming-of-age story with them going through puberty.

    The Freudian analysis fits so well it has to be pretty much deliberate.

    Given all that, I think that the genesis tadpole falling in the volcano was required for success.
    Well uh, going along with that the Forge is used to change the climate of the Planet making it suitable for frogs.
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    True, but as you can tell the whole thing is a joke about it.
    That makes absolutely no difference.

    Its ****ing disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irenicObserver View Post
    Well uh, going along with that the Forge is used to change the climate of the Planet making it suitable for frogs.
    That was only on Jade's planet, Kanaya's planet was already covered in water, the pefect land for frogs. Herphestus (or whatever Dave's denizen is called) aparently needed the forge to make weapons, perhaps it is simply a way of super-boosting your alchamy.
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    I'm glad to see Rose is taking an interest in Troll culture and society.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Draconi Redfir View Post
    That was only on Jade's planet, Kanaya's planet was already covered in water, the pefect land for frogs. Herphestus (or whatever Dave's denizen is called) aparently needed the forge to make weapons, perhaps it is simply a way of super-boosting your alchamy.
    Actually, Kanaya mentioned once that the forge made changes to her planet as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gez View Post
    I mean, it's a weird creation myth story about universes reproducing through a game. Skaia is a womb, the tadpole is a spermatozoon, and the volcano is a phallus.

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    Given all that, I think that the genesis tadpole falling in the volcano was required for success.
    NO FROG

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    Karkat is delightfully awkward.
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    Something about that book cover intrigues me. Alternia sure is technicolor isn't it? Is that veritable paragraph on the vacillating heart/spade the title?! I'm almost sure it describes just about everything Karkat just said to Dave.
    Quote Originally Posted by Draconi Redfir View Post
    That was only on Jade's planet, Kanaya's planet was already covered in water, the pefect land for frogs. Herphestus (or whatever Dave's denizen is called) aparently needed the forge to make weapons, perhaps it is simply a way of super-boosting your alchamy.
    I don't think complete flooding is perfect for Frogs, other animals to prey on would need a suitable environment. Frogs live in moderately wet environments, they are amphibians so they need some land,

    On the Skaia topic I did mention that the spermlike tadpole enters the egglike Skaia. They may even be proportional size.
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    Quick question -- how is the Mayor on the Asteroid? Didn't he get murderated by Bec Noir during Cascade?
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    Quick question -- how is the Mayor on the Asteroid? Didn't he get murderated by Bec Noir during Cascade?
    PM brought him and the firefly with her when chasing down Bec, and she threw him into herself and he landed on the rock with the striders and the trolls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draconi Redfir View Post
    PM brought him and the firefly with her when chasing down Bec, and she threw him into herself and he landed on the rock with the striders and the trolls.
    But how is he alive?
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    But how is he alive?
    MAGIC!

    Shes the maid of life.

    Also I forgot what the trope for this was but I just got it:

    At first I wondered why scratch wasn't the head honcho cause thematically hes the cue ball, but then I got it:

    What do you need to start off a game of pool? Break the pyramid with the cue ball! Its the thing that must happen for the game to begin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oracle_Hunter View Post
    But how is he alive?
    He wasn't dead. There hasn't been a panel of him with "DEAD" floating above. That's MSPA's version of crossed-out eyes.

    Read from here to here and it'll be clear.

    Also funny how Dave and Karkat change their attitude wrt. the mayor thing.

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    MAGIC!

    Shes the maid of life.
    Nope, that's Jane. Feferi is the Witch of Life. Completely different.
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    That was a glorious update.

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    Quite simply sublime.
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    No-one can defeat Dave in a troll-off. He is simply the best there is.
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    Right.

    I'm definately seeing signs of Kismessisitude right there.


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    NO KANAYA!

    Don't ruin it.

    It's so beautiful.

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    I never thought I'd live to see the rare wonder of a cape-suplex.

    *sniff* It's beautiful!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oracle_Hunter View Post
    But how is he alive?
    WV never died, he was mortally injured PM brought him along then sent him to the Green Sun through herself.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheZenMaster View Post
    MAGIC!

    Shes the maid of life.

    Also I forgot what the trope for this was but I just got it:

    At first I wondered why scratch wasn't the head honcho cause thematically hes the cue ball, but then I got it:

    What do you need to start off a game of pool? Break the pyramid with the cue ball! Its the thing that must happen for the game to begin!
    Feferi, the WITCH of LIFE does her WITCHY THING and restores him to full health. EDIT: I must admit I giggled when you got it wrong since you said magic was the culprit

    Also, I believe it's Fridge Brilliance (or are you referring to how Fef did it? A WizardWitch Did It), that's the closest thing. Doc Scratch is the cue ball colliding with others forcing them to move against their will to his ends. He serves Lord English, the thematic Cue Stick that initiates everything in a pool game.
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    Oh man, the Ghostbusters MMO.

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    I wouldn't expect NPCs to be very bright.

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    Huh. All the players seem allot more irritated.

    Especially Jade and Jhon. Thats most likely cause they only have Davesprite to talk too (Dumb NPCs don't count) unlike the other bunch that have around 5 people and racial differences that allow for more discovery along with entering dream bubbles.

    All these guys have are their little ship (Considering that the planets are most likely populated by repeating loops of dumb NPCs).

    Boredom leads to agrresion. Maybe a full out war with god powers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheZenMaster View Post
    Huh. All the players seem allot more irritated.

    Especially Jade and Jhon. Thats most likely cause they only have Davesprite to talk too (Dumb NPCs don't count) unlike the other bunch that have around 5 people and racial differences that allow for more discovery along with entering dream bubbles.

    All these guys have are their little ship (Considering that the planets are most likely populated by repeating loops of dumb NPCs).

    Boredom leads to agrresion. Maybe a full out war with god powers?
    They still get to meet each other in their dreams. I think it's not just boredom, though. There's also the stress of not knowing what's ahead of them (also knowing exactly what's behind them, for the meteor guys). Also the fact that they're playing that horrid game.

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    Im not so sure about meeting each other in dreams....

    Still though, there is just this level of aggression that just wasn't there before.

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    There's also hormones that weren't there before... >.>
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    How does one 'beat' puberty?

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    Wait....OH puberty.

    Wait till they get to the second year. Then it REALY will be filled with hate.

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    And i'm preeeety sure the fact that (with exception to dave/nanasprite) the only other human around is their biological sibling won't really help the matter too much.

    i dunno, maybe jade could hook up with davesprite and John could find a prospitian girl?
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