MS Paint Adventures V: THIS IS STUPID

[Scowling Dragon]

Sorry. Just that outside of just HAVING ponies in homestuck there is no joke.

Lets say I just had Vriska standing on Glados. Thats it.

The fact that Hussie sits on Celestia is mildly amusing because their both trolls I guess.

[irenicObserver]

okay. whatever I think it was less a joke and something I just found kind of cute and amusing. No need to pick at it 9.9

anyway...I found something better.

[Scowling Dragon]

Sorry for being an annoying prude. Im surprised ive seen all of these before.

Homestuck set to songs is always great.

But what if everything you ever wanted....CAME IN A ROCKET CAN!

[Kizor]

The pony image has no joke, but it's still hilarious.

I have no idea how this works.

The big white pony is basically the best mount possible for Hussie, better than the hypothetical offspring of Shadowfax and Lassie.

See, the big white pony is in charge of the sun, so she's called Celestia.
The smaller, blue pony is in charge of the moon, so she's called Molestia.

Celestia is the mentor figure. As we're introduced to her, she sends her student on a trivial, make-work errand that directly leads to the defeat of a world-threatening evil. An evil that only arises after the errand, no less.

A season later, the main characters reduce the highest social function of the year to little short of craters. Celestia loves it, and says outright that she invited them in hopes of livening up the thing. Normally it's just dreadful.

Then she celebrates the defeat of a villain straight out of Star Trek with an award ceremony straight out of Star Wars, pretty much confirming the theory that she keeps a laptop in a back room of her castle.

With those and some other details, such as owning a phoenix who pretends to be dying to mess with people, it should be abundantly clear why she should be Hussie's mighty steed.

[Scowling Dragon]

Yes. I know all that.

[Squark]

The smaller, blue pony is in charge of the moon, so she's called Molestia.

WHO DARES GIVE PRINCESS LUNA THAT HORRIBLE NICKNAME???!!!*

Sorry, my Luna impression was terrible. Not nearly enough volume. Although lines like, "The Fun has been Doubled!" Seem to go well with, "I have all the luck. All of it," somehow.

*Please tell me people don't actually call her that.

[irenicObserver]

MY OWNERSHIP OF ALL THE LUCK HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

[Cavelcade]

WHO DARES GIVE PRINCESS LUNA THAT HORRIBLE NICKNAME???!!!*

Sorry, my Luna impression was terrible. Not nearly enough volume. Although lines like, "The Fun has been Doubled!" Seem to go well with, "I have all the luck. All of it," somehow.

*Please tell me people don't actually call her that.

The nickname is actually for Celestia, not Luna. Celestia, Trollestia and Molestia are all nicknames for her.

Luna is just Luna.

[SlyGuyMcFly]

See, the big white pony is in charge of the sun, so she's called Celestia.
The smaller, blue pony is in charge of the moon, so she's called Molestia.

Actually it's not- Wait, scratch that. 10/10, would get trolled again.

[Draconi Redfir]

The nickname is actually for Celestia, not Luna. Celestia, Trollestia and Molestia are all nicknames for her.

Luna is just Luna.

i beleive they call her Woona when she is being a woobie.

[Cavelcade]

Actually it's not- Wait, scratch that. 10/10, would get trolled again.

Gog dangit. :trolled: :(

[Squark]

Ungh. I can't believe I fell for that. Well played.

[Lateral]

Umm... what just happened? I mean, aside from

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the trolling. I got the trolling. I'm just not really sure what happened in the flash. A lot of it was just clips from older flashes, right? Did anything new happen other than DD putting (well, about to be putting) on the ring?

[thegurullamen]

That's what I was wondering. Did he advance some lingering plotlines there, or am I just forgetting things that already happened?

[Squark]

HUSSSSSSSIIIIEEEEEE!

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It's a callback to when Jack ascended. What we're seeing here is the camera is panning out from Skaia to Derse, and then Droog (or someone, the jewelry wasn't there, so it isn't The Condesce, which was my first guess) scratches the record with a ciggarette. Plotlines do not appear to have been advanced.

I really have to give Hussie credit here. This both caught me off guard, and greatly amused me.

[Lateral]

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It's a callback to when Jack ascended. What we're seeing here is the camera is panning out from Skaia to Derse, and then Droog (or someone, the jewelry wasn't right for the Condese) scratches the record with a ciggarette.

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No, no, not that. In the second flash. I thought it was all older clips and images, interspersed with DD (slowly) ascending, so I wanted to know if there was any new information in there other than that DD put on the ring.

[LoneStarNorth]

There was a bit of new info, but nothing earth-shattering I don't think.

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Dirk is slaughtering the imperial drones outside his house (big surprise), Roxy is instead fleeing them. Jake and Aranea have found Meenah. Spades Slick has climbed back up that cliff and joined forces with Ms Paint and Aurthour. Okay I lied, that last point is obviously super important. Together they are a force to be reckoned with.

It's mostly just a nice little for-the-lulz page featuring a song I really like. No complaints here.

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No, no, not that. In the second flash. I thought it was all older clips and images, interspersed with DD (slowly) ascending, so I wanted to know if there was any new information in there other than that DD put on the ring.

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Second Flash? Wait, why aren't the other pages on... Right, Troll. I forgot.

*watches flash*

Let's see... Ms. Paint and Spades Slick are still alive (as is the Butler), Roxy is running for her life, Jake is about to meet Meenah, the Condesce uses the GCat as her right hand cat thanks to the Summoner's powers, Vriska punched Hussy after his proposal, and Dirk is kicking ass in the real world while chilling in Derse. That's the new stuff I saw

EDIT: Warning. Droog's Porn Stash, is, as one would expect, not safe for work.

Also, in light of getting trolled, not once, but twice in the space of minutes, I need to make some fanart tomorrow.

[Lateral]

EDIT: Warning. Droog's Porn Stash, is, as one would expect, not safe for work.

Yeah, but the MSPA website isn't really safe for work anyway, 'cause of the constant NSFW ads.

[Calemyr]

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Second Flash? Wait, why aren't the other pages on... Right, Troll. I forgot.

*watches flash*

Let's see... Ms. Paint and Spades Slick are still alive (as is the Butler), Roxy is running for her life, Jake is about to meet Meenah, the Condesce uses the GCat as her right hand cat thanks to the Summoner's powers, Vriska punched Hussy after his proposal, and Dirk is kicking ass in the real world while chilling in Derse. That's the new stuff I saw

EDIT: Warning. Droog's Porn Stash, is, as one would expect, not safe for work.

Also, in light of getting trolled, not once, but twice in the space of minutes, I need to make some fanart tomorrow.

Possibly the most devastating little bit of that flash? The Condesce using the Summoner's power to make the God Cat sit on her lap. That's a screwed up revelation, there.

[lord pringle]

What would happen if someone, due to shenanigans, prototyped an Imp?
Also, Hell yeah, Second flash! I love that song.

[Draconi Redfir]

I think we are all missing the most important plot twist ever:

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Gamzee x John otp!

[Scowling Dragon]

There also appears to be only one large planet.

[Shadow of the Sun]

Best flash ever.

It uses an awesome a capella version of an awesome song, have awesome images, and shows us that some awesome characters are still kickin'.

[LoneStarNorth]

There also appears to be only one large planet.

That's Jane's planet. There are still three more out there. In Jack: Ascend we only saw John, Rose, and Dave's planets, because Jade's hadn't been revealed yet. I'm not even 100% sure they exist until their player enters.

[Scowling Dragon]

Oh Ok then. I liked the music but being a man of bombast and excitement I preferred the old one.

[Tectonic Robot]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DAT FLASH

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Spades? Joining forces with Ms. Paint an Authour? YISS

Dirk battling? YISS

Roxy fleeing? YISS

Diamonds Droog ascending slowly? YISS AND WHY DIDN'T IT SHOW WHAT HAPPENED ARGH

Basically it was awesome.

Also that acapella song. That was totes rad.

[SlyGuyMcFly]

Badass update. The song was boss.

[irenicObserver]

Possibly the most devastating little bit of that flash? The Condesce using the Summoner's power to make the God Cat sit on her lap. That's a screwed up revelation, there.

Revelation? we already knew about that.

When it got to the portrait of that guy I couldn't tell what the scrolling text was. It took me a few re-viewings to see it said, "Who's This Douchebag?"

[Teln]

Is it just me, or was Hussie proposing to Vriska with the B2 Queen's Ring?