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    Default LGBTAitP - Part 21: BLACKJACK!

    Hi everybody!

    It's that time again. Welcome to the 21st Giantitp thread for Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Trans, Asexual, other delightfully unusual and friendly people whom could not fit in the acronym or it would break the browser.

    Remember, everyone is welcome, as long as they obey the rules. We're all playing the same game with the very different cards we've been given.

    ON that note, a reminder of a few rules
    1. No adult sexual content. It's against site rules.
    2. Let's keep things as A-political as possible.
    3. Similarly, try to leave religion out of it.
    4. NO discussing if LGBTAetc. is "good" or "right" for the above reasons, mostly.
    5. Everyone is welcome. L, G, B,T, A, A, N, V, Q, Ω, everyone. As long as they behave themselves.


    If you have a question, or two, or need advice, feel free to ask here.

    If you want advice or have a question, but don't feel comfortable posting here or giving your name, go here:

    http://anonmail.smeenet.org/

    and your comment can be sent and posted here anonymously.

    In addition, many members are willing to give private advice one on one, either through email or PM. If they want to be added to the contacts listed, they just need to ask and I'll post a link below this paragraph.

    For my part, you can get to me via PM. I might not be much help, but I'm willing to listen.

    1. LGBT people in the playground
    2. LGBT people in the playground - part II
    3. LGBTitp - part III
    4. LGBTitp 4: We are a family?
    5. LGBTitp - Part Five
    6. LGBTitp - Part Six
    7. LGBTitp - Part Seven
    8. LGBTitp - Part Eight
    9. LGBTitp - Part Nine
    10. LGBTAitp - Part Ten
    11. LGBTAitp - Part Eleven
    12. LGBTAitp - Part Twelve
    13. LGBTAitp - Part Thirteen
    14. LGBTAitp - Part Fourteen
    15. LGBTAitp - Part Fifteen
    16. LGBTAitp - Part Sixteen
    17. LGBTAitp - Part Seventeen
    18. LGBTAitp - Part Eighteen!
    19. LGBTAitp - Part Nineteen
    20. LGBTAitp - Part Twenty - Critical Hit!



    Also, borrowing this from Golentan:

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    And, for reference, here is the Thousand&Wordster Dictionary of Commonly Used LGBTAitp Words and Phrases
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    Lagerbeta: A fine brewski to be drunk by queers and allies.
    LGBT: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans*
    Trans*: Transsexual and Transgender
    LGBTA: LGBT+Asexual/Allies
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    Q - Queer and Questioning
    U - Unidentified
    I - Intersex
    L - Lesbian
    T - Transgender, Transexual
    B - Bisexual
    A - Asexual
    G - Gay, Genderqueer

    Allies: Straight people that support equality for sexuality and gender minorities.
    MtF: Male-to-Female: A woman born with male nibblies, who may or may not be seeking HRT and/or SRS. (AKA: trans woman)
    FtM: Female-to-Male: A man born with female nibblies, who may or may not be seeking HRT and/or SRS. (AKA: trans man)
    GQ: Genderqueer.
    CS: Cis-sexual: sex and gender match (a male with male nibblies, a female with female nibblies.
    TS: Transsexual: Sex and gender disparity.
    HRT: Hormone replacement therapy. MtF's take more progestrogens and oestrogens and FtM's take more testosterone (I think?)
    SRS: Sex Reassignment Surgery: Surgery to replace/transform a vagina into a penis, or vice versa depending on direction. Mastectomies or plastic surgery may be used on breasts.
    FFS: Facial Feminization Surgery: Plastic surgery to reduce chin/nose/cheekbones. Not very common.

    Man: A cisman or transman. Male.
    Woman: A ciswoman or transwoman. Female.
    Androgyne: Gender Identity with male and female aspects.
    Genderfluid: Someone who fluctuates between male and female.
    Agendered: Someone who feels neither male nor female.
    Third-gendered: Someone who fits in a local society's third gender, usually male performing female tasks, occasionally vice versa.
    Masculine: Something generally associated with men.
    Feminine: Something generally associated with women.

    Lesbian: A woman who is attracted to women.
    Gay: A man who is attracted to men.
    Homosexual: A person who is attracted to members of their gender.
    Heterosexual: A person who is attracted to members of the opposite gender.
    Bisexual: A person who is attracted to both male and female people.
    Pansexual: A person who is attracted to people regardless of gender.
    Asexual: A person who does not feel any/some sexual attraction.
    Demisexual: A person who is only sexually attracted to someone(s) they have formed an intense emotional relationship with.
    Androsexual: A person (of any gender identity) who is sexually attracted to the male-bodied form.
    Gynosexual: A person (of any gender identity) who is sexually attracted to the female-bodied form
    Polyamorous: A person who is interested in a relationship with more than one person.
    Radosexual: A person who is only attracted to rad people.
    Pomosexual: A person who avoids SO labels.

    Sexual Orientation: How one identifies who they are attracted to. (SO)
    Gender Identity: How one feels inside society's idea of "man, woman, or other". (GI)
    Gender Expression: How one expresses their GI to society. (GE)
    Significant Other(s): Person you are in a relationship with. (SO)

    EDIT: And Thanks to KenderWizard for bringing it in before Golentan.


    Once again, welcome to all, and watch out. There are a lot of hugs going around in here!

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    Whee new thread!
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    Gonna say Hi before I go to bed, have fun new thread!

    *hugs thread and any nearby commentors*
    And so doth the winds of destiny change my course for better or worse for the whole of time.
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    *snuggles to kick off new thread right*
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    Gonna say Hi before I go to bed, have fun new thread!

    *hugs thread and any nearby commentors*
    *is hugged* He got me!

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    *snuggles to kick off new thread right*
    *hugs cobra*
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    I just resonated with the roof of my mouth. That's halfway to the feminine range!

    *Hugsplosion*
    Thanks for existing.

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    I was thinking about renaming the dictionary but I quite like the old one.

    ~

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    Woo! We needed a gambling related pun to inspire some people to keep up bad habits!

    There's something about this thread. Something I dread... There is something tragic that will occur here in three pages time.
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    ...That was ominous.
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    Fear death by water. [/Generic "psychic" advice]
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    How I wishy, I wishy this thread were not a thread on an Internet forum, but a club where baroque and soft jazz were played on a dais littered with all auspicious instruments; that I might, with a tongue sweetened with chewing of licorice and liquors, snog such a handful of you by tealight gloam and like a loved mermaid dash my sea-fae form to foam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    How I wishy, I wishy this thread were not a thread on an Internet forum, but a club where baroque and soft jazz were played on a dais littered with all auspicious instruments; that I might, with a tongue sweetened with chewing of licorice and liquors, snog such a handful of you by tealight gloam and like a loved mermaid dash my sea-fae form to foam.
    I like the idea of the baroque and soft jazz, and of the licorice (my dad's family is German, and he likes salty licorice, so I picked that taste up from him). Snogging isn't my style, though.
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    I like the jazz idea.
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    Excuse me guys, flying to Canada, kthanxbye.
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    Have fun Kris
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    How I wishy, I wishy this thread were not a thread on an Internet forum, but a club where baroque and soft jazz were played on a dais littered with all auspicious instruments; that I might, with a tongue sweetened with chewing of licorice and liquors, snog such a handful of you by tealight gloam and like a loved mermaid dash my sea-fae form to foam.
    I would gladly exchange liquids with you and provide for you a place to sit in the back booths.
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    Well, I have a new favorite setting to describe this thread with.

    ... My version may or may not have more lasers and 80's music. :P
    Thanks for existing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    How I wishy, I wishy this thread were not a thread on an Internet forum, but a club where baroque and soft jazz were played on a dais littered with all auspicious instruments; that I might, with a tongue sweetened with chewing of licorice and liquors, snog such a handful of you by tealight gloam and like a loved mermaid dash my sea-fae form to foam.
    ...truly I can think of no more appropriate place for Kneen-snoggings.

    ...also, for some reason, you remind me of a Tom Collins, and so I imagine you would taste of lemonade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    ...truly I can think of no more appropriate place for Kneen-snoggings.

    ...also, for some reason, you remind me of a Tom Collins, and so I imagine you would taste of lemonade.
    The handsome devil would, wouldn't he?
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    Leiningen will win, even if he must lose in the attempt.

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    I believe the club would need slow heavy metal.

    I love that song.
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    Are you guys kidding? The tone of this place switches between techno-dance and smooth jazz.

    The DJ here is insane, and I, for one, welcome his rule over us all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Triscuitable View Post
    I believe the club would need slow heavy metal.

    I love that song.
    Fog machines work, too.

    Now I have that song such in my head. n.n


    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Tialait View Post
    Are you guys kidding? The tone of this place switches between techno-dance and smooth jazz.

    The DJ here is insane, and I, for one, welcome his rule over us all.
    If two heads are better than one, than surely two heads in one get just as much done for half the cost.

    ... Only, with a mustache.

    EDIT: Oh yeah, those hit the nail on the head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    ...truly I can think of no more appropriate place for Kneen-snoggings.

    ...also, for some reason, you remind me of a Tom Collins, and so I imagine you would taste of lemonade.
    Tom Collins is one of my favourite cocktails, so I take this as a great complement, sweet Cobra.

    The truth of the matter is however -- I have an hourly habit of eating either licorice roots, or whole cloves; and from day to day taste quite strongly of one or the other. The pleasure of my enkissed is as important to me as my own.
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    The handsome devil would, wouldn't he?
    ;___;
    One day, je vais baiser ta bouche.
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    Alice Cooper. Black Sabbath. and hugs.
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    Oooh, and that's a bad miss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kneenibble View Post
    The truth of the matter is however -- I have an hourly habit of eating either licorice roots, or whole cloves; and from day to day taste quite strongly of one or the other. The pleasure of my enkissed is as important to me as my own.
    Goodness, you're much more considerate than anyone I've ever kissed.
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    Et un jour, je vais vous embrasser en retour. Apologies, as I don't actually know french this is likely mangled. Still, as with what we discuss I may be unskilled but I am passionate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asta Kask View Post
    Alice Cooper. Black Sabbath. and hugs.
    Maybe a bit of Tesla here and there (especially on slow days).

    I like this lineup.
    Thanks for existing.

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    O glorious new thread, thy sweet smell is like that of... licorice? What the hell kind of script is this?!?!?! Anyways, gender-confusion continues. I'm pretty much gender-fluid, my identity changing at different times, but I do appear to be sort of 'settling-out' on a female identity... but man, this is going to amplify my current relationship issues tenfold.
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    Good morning everyone!

    Quote Originally Posted by turkishproverb View Post
    Also, borrowing this from Golentan:
    I'm still being fussy. It was A Thousand Words who made the dictionary and me who put it into the thingy. I would fight Golentan for the honour, but apparently he's all entwined in Kneenibble right now, so I'm going to let them get on with that!

    By the way, if we play techno in here, I'm going to have to leave. Hearing techno makes me angry!

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    *Looks up from stroking the fine hairs on the back of Kneenibble's neck*

    Yeah, I basically stole the whole text of my opening from lix (I think it was lix).

    You don't like techno kender? Well, will you at least dansa med oss?
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