[NEXUS] MaGLoG II: Alcoholic Boogaloo

[Shadowcaller]

[Dena and Kirk]

Dena laughs, "Once I think of something maybe, in the meantime I guess my comic books have to do." She's kidding right?... right?

[Gullara]

[Dena and Kirk]

Kirk raises an eyebrow at Dena. "You know, I can't say I took you for someone that's into that sort of thing." He finds it all too funny, really, and he doesn't try to hide that he does.

[Shadowcaller]

[Dena and Kirk]

"Oh? Whatever made you think that?" Dena asks with a smile, not really looking ashamed for it no matter how much it amuses Kirk. He thought women kissing looked hot after all.

[UncleWolf]

Dio's Auction

The hammer falls once more before being pointed at Integrity. "Sold for a dozen large ones!" She shouts before unlocking the cage for Dionysius to walk out. As she walks back to the podium, she nabs another name from the hat. With a grin, she grabs the microphone. "Would our dear resident angel please step up here? Haruki, you're up."

[Haruki-kun]

[It's totally Ruki's auction now!]

The Angel steps up. He was suited a minute ago. It seems like his shirt is gone now, though. He's still wearing pants and is carrying the coat with him, but.... no, seriously people where is his shirt? Do you think he owns a suit? This was totally rented.

"HELLO, NEXUS!!!!!!" he yells into the microphone. Oh, dear, he thinks it's a rock concert of sorts. "I love you all! Remember this is for a cause! WOOOO!"

[happyturtle]

Ruki Auction

Moff isn't going to bid because, duh, Ruki's totally straight.

"100gp!"

And Moff has poor impulse control.

[Reinholdt]

Ruki's Auction

Ilpholin winces at Ruki.

"200 gp." She bids against Moff.

[Halae]

[Dio's Auction]

Integrity will very nearly skip up to the stage, handing tualth a semi-large sack of money containing slightly over twelve hundred gold. of course, that's not immediately obvious, and Integrity probably didn't realize there's more in there.

She licks her lips as she smiles towards Dio, "An interesting turn of events, wouldn't you say?"

[FireFox]

Ruki's Auction

After silently observing how Dionysius' auction played out, Kevin gets the confidence to bid on the angel. 300 gp.

[Slii Arhem]

Cabaret

"I would not hesitate to call it fortuitous, good lady. Might I know the name of my buyer, or would you prefer it if I just called you Mistress?" Dionysius has perfected his cheeky smile just for this occasion. He gives Haruki a nod as they pass each other on stage, and then falls into step behind and slightly to the left of Integrity, as is proper.

[Haruki-kun]

[HarAuction]

Haruki, by the way, looks like this while shirtless.

(Drawing not fully finished).

[Gullara]

[Dena and Kirk]

"Oh? Whatever made you think that?" Dena asks with a smile, not really looking ashamed for it no matter how much it amuses Kirk. He thought women kissing looked hot after all.

"Maybe I'm not as good a judge of these sorts of things as I thought." Kirk shrugs. Hey, he's not going to judge. He glances at the stage. "Are you going to bid on him? At this rate you're not going to win anyone and you'll be stuck with just me."

[Shadowcaller]

[Dena and Kirk]

"Nah, I'm good for now. I'm aiming for something a little bit different." Dena replies with an look at Haruki. "I like more feminine men such as yourself Kirky." The other drow chuckles.

[The Bushranger]

"Four hundred!" Dani calls, giving Kevin a quick wave before the little redhead from HALO turns her attention back to the hawt angel.

[happyturtle]

"500 gp!" Moff bids, cursing to himself that so many hawt guys are straight.

[horngeek]

Meidani grins at Dani. "Going for a few bids yourself?

...how does that work, anyway?"

[Lady Serpentine]

Jezebel and Kyranis

At the words, Jezebel is silent for just a moment, a smile playing over her lips for a bit before replying. "I put no faith in random chance and don't believe a deity would push us together." She informs him. "I believe there's always a reason behind every spontaneous action. Even if you won't tell me such." At that, she lets go of his arm to reach out and grab a flute of Champagne, sipping it as he leads the way. "I could offer some advice to your Bond-Mate though. Maybe include her in a couple of our services depending on how everything goes and if I think it might benefit her."

"If I knew it, I would have told you... Perhaps there was a reason, but if it's buried deeply enough that I'm unaware of it, I can hardly be blamed for not explaining what it is, can I?", he points out, smiling as well. "And thank you. I'm sure she'll appreciate whatever help you can provide."

They probably arrive back at Liella around now, or possibly next post.

[Gullara]

[Dena and Kirk]

"Oh really now? I'm feminine?" Kirk asks, mocking offense. How dare she?! Well... he is an elf.

[Shadowcaller]

[Dena and Kirk]

Dena points out Haruki, "Look at that guy and then look at yourself Kirky, see the difference? Heck, I don't think anyone have been in touch with their feminine side as much as you. Am I right or am I right?" She replies.

[Gullara]

[Dena and Kirk]

"Hm, well I've heard women like that sort of thing, as you've so kindly demonstrated." Kirk says. There's no getting under his skin on this topic it seems.

[Shadowcaller]

[Dena and Kirk]

"Guys getting in touch with their feminine side? Yeah, I think you might have gone a wee bit too far though." She pauses a moment. "Did you have any sex? As female I mean?"

[The Bushranger]

Meidani grins at Dani. "Going for a few bids yourself?

...how does that work, anyway?"

Dani shrugs, and grins.
"I dunno, but I'm sure we'll figure something out!"

[Gullara]

[Dena and Kirk]

"I may have." Kirk answers cryptically. Except the truth is obvious. Three times is not maybe, Kirk. "What can I say. I'm irresistible."

[Shadowcaller]

[Dena and Kirk]

Dena ignores Kirk's crypticness, "So how was it? Better? Worse? Who did you have sex with? Any guys?" Oh dear...

[UncleWolf]

"If I knew it, I would have told you... Perhaps there was a reason, but if it's buried deeply enough that I'm unaware of it, I can hardly be blamed for not explaining what it is, can I?", he points out, smiling as well. "And thank you. I'm sure she'll appreciate whatever help you can provide."

They probably arrive back at Liella around now, or possibly next post.

Jezebel and Kyranis

Jezebel frowns at the thought. She had hoped someone exciting was going to win her, but it appeared that she was going to end up spending her days with someone quite the opposite. Even so, she forces her slight smile to return. "At dawn tomorrow, I am yours for 48 hours. Use the time wisely."

Ruki-Auction

Tualth chuckles as she slams the gavel again. "Moff wins another! Come on up and get your arm-candy off the stage." She tells him with a grin as she pulls another name. "Dave Smith! Your turn. And Moff, remember, this one's married."

[Reinholdt]

Dave-Auction

Ilpholin puts down a quick bid of 200 gp.

[Gullara]

[Dena and Kirk]

Dena ignores Kirk's crypticness, "So how was it? Better? Worse? Who did you have sex with? Any guys?" Oh dear...

"This is really happening, isn't it?" Kirk sighs dramatically. "Worse, if only because it was unfamiliar territory. That genie at GLoG, Mintbalm. And no, definitely no guys. Satisfied?"

[Zefir]

[Somewhere]

Andy looks at his poket as the auctions take place. Nothing inside he could even bid on. He sights as he notice that. Then he stands up from his place and looks around, maybe there is someone around for a bit talking, just to fill the time.

[Mindfreak]

Dave's Auction
Dave runs up on to the stage, having lost his demonic apparance.
Alright Dave...you can do this...
He pulls his top tuxedo part off, puts it to the side, and in the process he reveals his muscles.
Yeah! You go Dave!
He then pulls out a water bottle, and spills a little water on his chest, making his muscles stand out more than before.

[Shadowcaller]

[Dena and Kirk]

The rogue grins at Kirk's reply, "'If only because it was unfamiliar territory'? That's an interesting way to put it. Very diplomatic. I applaud you for sparing my sensitive womanly feelings." Dena attempts to poke at Kirk's nose. "But you know all about that now right? So did you feel any different? Last question, I promise." I'm not sure she can look much more amused then this.

She doesn't really believe Mintbalm was the only girl female!Kirk had sex with though.

As her attention is aimed at Kirk at the moment, she misses Dave's little show... for now.