League of Legends XXXI: I'll Start My Own Team! With TF! And Janna!

[Mr. Zolrane]

I'm actually working on a song for Blitzcrank right now

it goes like
"beep boop I'm a robot/I'll show you what I've got"

but I don't have any more lyrics ;_;

Probably not similar to what you're working on but it made me think of Andrew Whitman's "The Robot Song" on this page (for some strange, hopefully prosecutable reason, the song is not on YouTube). My enjoyment of that song is only partially due to its aural pleasantness. It will also be useful as a protest song in the inevitable AI civil rights movement. Yes, that is something I think about. Don't look at me like that >.>

Squeak. =D

That song is lovely. It does not excuse Teemo's existence >.< My roommate and frequent League compatriot is going to need therapy after listening to the things I've screamed after a Teemo gank...

[tyckspoon]

My generic mana using mage page I named when I was on a Morgana kick, so it's still called She's An Angel...
My other generic mage page which I made mostly 'cause I was on a Viktor kick is called Computer Assisted Design

Oh hey, are we matching TMBG to League now? I can do that

Orianna: Damn Good Times
Gangplank: The Cap'm
Maokai: Photosynthesis (or possibly C Is For Conifers, but Tree is clearly not a conifer.
Urgot: Spider
Galio: The Statue Got Me High
Cho'gath: Dinner Bell

[Mr. Zolrane]

Oh hey, are we matching TMBG to League now? I can do that

That is not what I set to do and now I'm not sure why it wasn't

Orianna: Damn Good Times
Gangplank: The Cap'm
Maokai: Photosynthesis (or possibly C Is For Conifers, but Tree is clearly not a conifer.
Urgot: Spider
Galio: The Statue Got Me High
Cho'gath: Dinner Bell

That. That right there. Perfect Ori song. It will be on a loop when I play her from now on. I'd heard it before, but never made the connection.

EDIT: I was also tempted to use "Sexy And I Know It" for Urgot, but I yours is okay too I guess

[Dienekes]

I actually sing this song to myself when I play against yordles (well the male yordles anyway)

As for theme songs for specific champions:
Pantheon
Lee Sin
Volibear
Zilean
Warwick
Ezreal only kidding Dog

[SlyGuyMcFly]

Ahri

I must disagree. There is only one song for Ahri.

[Dogmantra]

Oh hey, are we matching TMBG to League now? I can do that

Orianna: Damn Good Times

Incidentally this is the best music video ever created.


Ooh, I think I fancy doing more TMBG for champions

Poppy - Contrecoup
Yorick - Dig My Grave (I typed this as "Dig My Graves" :P)
Mundo - THEY CALL ME DR MUNDO GOOD MORNING HOW ARE YOU I'M DR MUNDO I GO WHERE I PLEASE I'M NOT A REAL DOCTOR BUT I AM A REAL MUNDO
The obvious would be Dead for probably Karthus

I can't actually think of any more. Huh, I'm probably getting too hung up on the like, three TMBG songs I overlisten to.

EDIT: I have a theme for patch day Everything Right Is Wrong Again
(I know that's not the full song but I will jump at any chance to link AKACronny's videos)

[Djinn_in_Tonic]

I'm actually working on a song for Blitzcrank right now

it goes like
"beep boop I'm a robot/I'll show you what I've got"

but I don't have any more lyrics ;_;

See, I just want to turn this into a Blitzcrank part for another Champion Rap Battle. Something like this:

Beep Boop I'm a robot, son
This lane's binary: You're zero, I've won!
Getting stomped is sad: I can tell you're morose.
But I'll make it all better: gonna pull you close.
It's comfort I give: you'll be hugged and kissed...
But that's all just to distract you from my Power Fist!

...and so on.

[Eldariel]

Similar to Neoseanster's point, I've seen Galio (R>Q>W>E) do very well against Cass in both my own experience and in high Elo streams. The only situation in which she can force Galio out, disregarding jungle interference and significant differences in play skill, is when she has blue buff but Galio does not.

Perhaps but he won't beat her in lane nor will he scale harder or be more useful midgame. He can draw the lane; same can be achieved with many mages, which is of course why Cassiopeia is not actually overpowered even though she's a ridiculously strong laner. However, Galio won't force a competent Cassiopeia out of lane nor deny her CS regardless of the state of the blue buff.

[Drascin]

For Veigar, first thing that comes to mind is this .

For speedy Yi, either this or this .

[Mr. Zolrane]

I actually sing this song to myself when I play against yordles (well the male yordles anyway)

As for theme songs for specific champions:
Pantheon
Lee Sin
Volibear
Zilean
Warwick
Ezreal only kidding Dog

Re: Yordles: Hahahahaha! I must do that from now on.
Re: Pantheon: Way to think outside the box on that one. I was SURE it was going to be the THIS IS SPARTA! techno.
Re: Lee Sin: Kinda obvious, but pairing Panth with "It's Raining Men" earns it a pass and then some.
Re: Volibear: Nice. 'Bout time we got some Disney up in here.
Re: Zilean: Well, I suppose it was either that or Tik Tok XD
Re: Warwick: We already used "Who Let the Dogs Out" didn't we?
Re: Ezreal: You're just jealous you're not as pretty as him!

I must disagree. There is only one song for Ahri.

Darn it, Even, the Hendrix card is cheating and you know it On that same topic, another great song for Singed.

Incidentally this is the best music video ever created.

That is very good. This, however, is the best music video ever created. David Byrne is so wonderfully mad .

Ooh, I think I fancy doing more TMBG for champions

Poppy - Contrecoup
Yorick - Dig My Grave (I typed this as "Dig My Graves" :P)
Mundo - THEY CALL ME DR MUNDO GOOD MORNING HOW ARE YOU I'M DR MUNDO I GO WHERE I PLEASE I'M NOT A REAL DOCTOR BUT I AM A REAL MUNDO
The obvious would be Dead for probably Karthus

I can't actually think of any more. Huh, I'm probably getting too hung up on the like, three TMBG songs I overlisten to.

Nothing wrong with getting hung up on "Dead." One of my favorite songs of all time.

[Dogmantra]

See, I just want to turn this into a Blitzcrank part for another Champion Rap Battle. Something like this:

Beep Boop I'm a robot, son
This lane's binary: You're zero, I've won!
Getting stomped is sad: I can tell you're morose.
But I'll make it all better: gonna pull you close.
It's comfort I give: you'll be hugged and kissed...
But that's all just to distract you from my Power Fist!

...and so on.

Apparently I wrote some more of it in an earlier thread.

"Hello I'm a robot. I'll show you what I've got.
My powerful fist will break your knees.
It's a fact of life that I beat trees."

But the whole "beep boop I'm a robot/I'll show you what I've got" has been going through my head for MONTHS.

[tyckspoon]

Because I currently have very near to the complete TMBG discography in front of me on my computer right now..

Kennen: Electric Car
The relationship between carries and bruisers in general: Bastard Wants To Hit Me.
LeBlanc: My Evil Twin
Caitlyn: Hotel Detective
Miss Fortune: Sapphire Bullets

(I'm not sure how I didn't catch Dig My Grave for Yorick earlier. Oh well. Huge meaningless points to somebody who figures out how to match Meet James Ensor or John Lee Supertaster to a champ!)

Edit: aahhh, I *knew* there was somebody for this song..
Nocturne: Whistling In The Dark

[Dogmantra]

Because I currently have very near to the complete TMBG discography in front of me on my computer right now..

Kennen: Electric Car

Oh yeah, I SUPPOSE SO.

LeBlanc: My Evil Twin

I feel like My Evil Twin should be Shaco and Broke In Two should be LeBlanc :P

Miss Fortune: Sapphire Bullets
Now that's a stretch ;)

(Huge meaningless points to somebody who figures out how to match Meet James Ensor or John Lee Supertaster to a champ!)

Lee Sin Supertaster?

There needs to be a painter champion.

[Zen Master]

You don't seem to understand that other posters have just as much right to disagree with your opinion as you have to share it.

You mean other than the fact that I've stated exactly that, over and over and over again?

Right - that is what you mean? So how can I state clearly that everone is totally entitled to disagree with me then? Shall I repeat it again?

Ok. Here goes: Absolutely anyone everywhere is completely utterly and totally welcome to disagree with me in any and ever way ever.

As I've stated many times in the thread.

I'm not angry. I just really wish you'd read my posts before answering them.

[SlyGuyMcFly]

On that same topic, another great song for Singed.

Well played, my good chap.

On that note: Evelynn.

Last one for me tonight: Rumble. It had to be said.

[tyckspoon]

Oh yeah, I SUPPOSE SO.


I feel like My Evil Twin should be Shaco and Broke In Two should be LeBlanc :P

Good call.

Because I hit most of what I consider the easy/obvious stuff and don't feel like trying to form convoluted assocations for the flat out weird TMBG (Cloisonne? Duende? Good luck..)

Wukong: My Monkey, Jonathon Coulton.
Edit: Oh, here's an entry for the Blindingly Obvious field that I hope I don't need to actually dig up a reference link for anybody.
Malphite: I Am a Rock, Simon & Garfunkel.

[Eldariel]

Lee Sin Supertaster?

They don't call him Lee Singer for nothing.

There needs to be a painter champion.

Yay, LoL needs Relm.

[Lix Lorn]

Oh hey, are we matching TMBG to League now? I can do that

This is mantra we're linking EVERYTHING to TMBG songs. :P

Lee Sin Supertaster?

There needs to be a painter champion.

I started making a champion called Scribbles once. His summoner was drunk and was like 'alright dude, what if I like, make up a champion and summon them?'
Scribbles is 2D, and badly drawn. I should finish writing him up.

Good call.

Because I hit most of what I consider the easy/obvious stuff and don't feel like trying to form convoluted assocations for the flat out weird TMBG (Cloisonne? Duende? Good luck..)

Well meet the elements could be brand, although it's only one element... xD
Then again, Brand, Anivia, Janna, Malphite and Maokai give you fire, water, air, earth and wood.

[Chumbaniya]

Soraka - Always
Anivia - Surfin Bird
Corki - Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines
Sejuani - War Pigs
Olaf - Dovahkiin
Warwick - Hungry Like the Wolf

[Eurus]

Yay, LoL needs Relm.

Singed skin with a dapper beret? Throwing paint, trailing paint... I suppose it's a little too abstract, though.

[Eldariel]

Singed skin with a dapper beret? Throwing paint, trailing paint... I suppose it's a little too abstract, though.

Now Yorick on the other hand: Attack with painted monsters, paint a champion as your ultimate. Of course, this forgets she had the highest Magic Power-stat in the game but would make for one hell of a painter!

[Qwertystop]

Singed skin with a dapper beret? Throwing paint, trailing paint... I suppose it's a little too abstract, though.

Paint-tube for tank, pallet for shield? Painting instead of punching?

[Dienekes]

Shaco
Cho'gath
Brand
Ziggs
Kog'ma I got nothing. There is a sad and surprising lack of songs about vomiting. This should be corrected.

Hmm, don't think this round was as good as the last.

[Mr. Zolrane]

Well played, my good chap.

On that note: Evelynn.


Last one for me tonight: Rumble. It had to be said.

Turret. (Yes, I'm well aware it's not a champ, but the connection was too good to pass up) More Hendrix! More, I say!

And yes, Rumble is Coop if Coop was a blue gerbil.

Wukong: My Monkey, Jonathon Coulton.
Edit: Oh, here's an entry for the Blindingly Obvious field that I hope I don't need to actually dig up a reference link for anybody.
Malphite: I Am a Rock, Simon & Garfunkel.

Yes to My Monkey. A thousand times yes!

But Malphite? Seriously?

This is mantra we're linking EVERYTHING to TMBG songs. :P


I started making a champion called Scribbles once. His summoner was drunk and was like 'alright dude, what if I like, make up a champion and summon them?'
Scribbles is 2D, and badly drawn. I should finish writing him up.

His passive would cause him to turn invisible when he turns sideways XD

[tyckspoon]

Apparently I can't stop doing this.

Dust Bowl Dance feels like Graves to me.
She's Got Sorcery could go to any of the female mages, but I'm inclined to say Morgana.
Banana (Wo)man is of course Soraka.
Song For The Asking can only be Sona.
(/notreally serious)I AM MURLOC! Fizz.

[Mr. Zolrane]

Apparently I can't stop doing this.

She's Got Sorcery could go to any of the female mages, but I'm inclined to say Morgana.
(/notreally serious)I AM MURLOC! Fizz.

Re: She's Got Sorcery: Or anyone with the CDR Mastery
Re: Fizz: I think it's a marvelous choice. Surprised I didn't think of it myself.

Shaco
Hmm, don't think this round was as good as the last.

Re: Shaco: Holy crap that was a good Mark Hamill impression for whoever did the vocals there. I like this version even more than the original LFG version! Great song for Shaco too.

Kog'maw I got nothing. There is a sad and surprising lack of songs about vomiting. This should be corrected.

I will be sigging this if you don't mind.

[Mirrinus]

NEW FEMALE YORDLE CHAMP!!!

Hoping she can support, so we can finally have a balanced all-yordle team.

[SlyGuyMcFly]

NEW FEMALE YORDLE CHAMP!!!

Hoping she can support, so we can finally have a balanced all-yordle team.

*flails madly in excitement*

[ex cathedra]

NEW FEMALE YORDLE CHAMP!!!

Hoping she can support, so we can finally have a balanced all-yordle team.

She's confirmed as a support.

[SlyGuyMcFly]

She's confirmed as a support.

*FLAILS EVEN MORE*

*Reads up on the polymorph effect*

*MORE MAD FLAILING*