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    Town Gates - Dave and Silver!

    Oh! Trench-coat! Classic and classy casual wear for the tasteful ninja-pony!

    Silver halts upon hearing the warming overtones of her buddy's voice. Her humming dies down in an instant and her eyelids launch open like rockets destined for a moon. In a light voice, as chipper as a sparrow in the midst of spring, the spry mare halts none too far from a guard pony, probably, still completely unaware of his/her presence or that of the town spread before her.

    "Hmm? Oh that is most absurd, Dave. Were I about to slam into somepony there would be an auspice or presage. That or someone would simply shout. Additionally, my natural clairvoyance would ward against such things. I'd detect them long before they entered my field of vision or I drew upon their positions. And the world does not capriciously turn so that a throng of ponies randomly stand as obstacles to my progression. 'Tis unheard of!"

    Umm... Silver. Tilt your head about 90 degrees to the right, if you would. That will prove you wrong beyond a doubt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post
    Wha...then..why..why...was he even being allowed to sell and work the floor here? Quick easy labor from him. He shook his head clearing his mind of it.

    "Ah...yea. Well, when I'm done balancing your books for the day, then yea, okay cool."
    "Oh, you can sell clothes, take photos, and kill fillies all you like as long as you do the books." explains Bruce. He taps the stack of papers. "This is a lot of work and I don't have the math skills to do it fast enough."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    "Oh, you can sell clothes, take photos, and kill fillies all you like as long as you do the books." explains Bruce. He taps the stack of papers. "This is a lot of work and I don't have the math skills to do it fast enough."
    Its as if Big Bruce could read his mind, he eyed the bright colored stallion warily. Though he didn't quite like the expression of 'kill fillies' even if he did understand what Big Bruce meant, it sounded so violent.

    "Alright, well you can count on me, if anything, math was a subject I could do well," He smiled and nodded and looked at the stack of papers with a Challenge Accepted face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post
    Its as if Big Bruce could read his mind, he eyed the bright colored stallion warily. Though he didn't quite like the expression of 'kill fillies' even if he did understand what Big Bruce meant, it sounded so violent.

    "Alright, well you can count on me, if anything, math was a subject I could do well," He smiled and nodded and looked at the stack of papers with a Challenge Accepted face.
    "Well I am heading to the back to fill out the forms to order my camera and fix my schedule. Sweet Victory is here if you need help." Bruce yawns and disappears to the back. Moments later, the two ponies outside would hear loud snoring.

    Victory's ears droop and she glances pensively at the counter. "Bruce. Bruce Bruce. You silly pony."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    "Well I am heading to the back to fill out the forms to order my camera and fix my schedule. Sweet Victory is here if you need help." Bruce yawns and disappears to the back. Moments later, the two ponies outside would hear loud snoring.

    Victory's ears droop and she glances pensively at the counter. "Bruce. Bruce Bruce. You silly pony."

    Ember only chuckled a little at the possible quirks of his new boss. He then set to work behind the counter and began to do some finance book work, huzzah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mindfreak View Post
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    Lemongrass will hear crying before it stops.
    A little bit later, Dreamrunner opens the door. Her eyes are red and puffy from crying.
    "*sniffle* Hey Lemongrass...vhy don't you come in?"
    Lemongrass was immediately concerned. From the look on her face, it looked like she had been crying for quite some time. He quickly entered the room and hugged Dreamrunner. "Sweetie, what's wrong?"

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    Staccata returns about an hour later with takeout veggie-burgers and hayfries. Oh and the knowledge that yes, something incredibly Equestria-changing that nopony seems to have the specifics on is happening. Oh and she should be looking out for somepony that may or may not want her injured severely. The latter is just normal.

    When she enters the room, the mare looks at the pile and comments, "Did I remember to get poison antidotes?"
    Tyrol pointed at the a line of stacked potions and bottles on the table. Apparently he had arranged them according to colour. "I had no idea they even sold smoke bombs these days. I thought you had to order them or something. Huh."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post
    Ember only chuckled a little at the possible quirks of his new boss. He then set to work behind the counter and began to do some finance book work, huzzah.
    Big Bruce would sleep all day.

    Sweet Victory would deal with customers whenever they walked in unless Ember interrupted her to do some sales or asks for refreshment.

    This would continue to closing unless Benson says otherwise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    Big Bruce would sleep all day.

    Sweet Victory would deal with customers whenever they walked in unless Ember interrupted her to do some sales or asks for refreshment.

    This would continue to closing unless Benson says otherwise.
    Numbers running through his head, felt like hours passed, he yawned taking a stretch as the pencil/pen fell out his mouth. "Aw darn," He bent to pick it up and placed it back on the counter.

    "Alright....I think I'm done here, I think,"
    He said with a little yawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grif View Post
    Tyrol pointed at the a line of stacked potions and bottles on the table. Apparently he had arranged them according to colour. "I had no idea they even sold smoke bombs these days. I thought you had to order them or something. Huh."
    "Just need to know where to look," Staccata replies while taking out the bag that are holding dinner.

    "I took the liberty of finding some real food that requires chewing."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post
    Numbers running through his head, felt like hours passed, he yawned taking a stretch as the pencil/pen fell out his mouth. "Aw darn," He bent to pick it up and placed it back on the counter.

    "Alright....I think I'm done here, I think,"
    He said with a little yawn.
    "Did you finish all that work already?!" Sweet Victory gasps. Her eyebrows almost pop right off her face out of utter shock. It would have taken her much longer just yo be a quarter done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    "Did you finish all that work already?!" Sweet Victory gasps. Her eyebrows almost pop right off her face out of utter shock. It would have taken her much longer just yo be a quarter done.


    We'll just assume some four five hours have passed. Ember looked up at the mare with his usual shy expression. "I uh...like numbers," Consider it a Sol family thing, since the poor colt was supposed to be his father's heir, spluge like this was a must know. And his father wasn't the sort to trust his money with 'outsiders', keep the skills in the family and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCerberus View Post
    "Just need to know where to look," Staccata replies while taking out the bag that are holding dinner.

    "I took the liberty of finding some real food that requires chewing."
    "Mmm. Thanks." Tyrol replied, taking the bag gratefully. He took out the veggie burger and began chewing immediately. Soup isn't exactly a stomach filler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post
    We'll just assume some four five hours have passed. Ember looked up at the mare with his usual shy expression. "I uh...like numbers," Consider it a Sol family thing, since the poor colt was supposed to be his father's heir, spluge like this was a must know. And his father wasn't the sort to trust his money with 'outsiders', keep the skills in the family and all that.
    Victory gasps again. "Are you like... a mathemagician? I didn't know pegasi knew number magic." she says as she trots over to the sign to switch it to "Closed".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    Victory gasps again. "Are you like... a mathemagician? I didn't know pegasi knew number magic." she says as she trots over to the sign to switch it to "Closed".

    "What? Number magic...no nothing like that, ain't no math wizard either,"
    He cracked a small smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grif View Post
    "Mmm. Thanks." Tyrol replied, taking the bag gratefully. He took out the veggie burger and began chewing immediately. Soup isn't exactly a stomach filler.
    The mare herself eats a bit more slowly, the fries first as they seem to get cold faster. A real shame about that previous restaurant ruining itself though. Although one important question right now is if Tyrol breathing air at all or just inhaling the food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post

    "What? Number magic...no nothing like that, ain't no math wizard either,"
    He cracked a small smile.
    "Still it is quite amazing. Should I follow you home to collect the bits?" The curvy mare slips on a tight full body suit and snaps a head band to her head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    "Still it is quite amazing. Should I follow you home to collect the bits?" The curvy mare slips on a tight full body suit and snaps a head band to her head.


    He couldn't help but look just a little, I mean come on, full body suit. He glanced away. "Sure, that, I mean of course. Oh yes, where should I put these documents anyway?" He wondered if Big Bruce even kept a safe for paperwork like this.

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    Town Gates - Dave and Silver!
    Dave simply points ahead with a hoof at the guard in front of her.

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    This causes her to cry some more.
    "Somezing happened...und now you're going to leave me for it!"
    She continues crying.
    "I'm pregnant und ze foal's yours! Zere, now you can go ahead und leave me...who'd vant a pregnant mare vor a villyvriend..."
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    "Well, if ya'd rather not let the town get destroyed, what would ya do about this? She's not too far from here, if a little deep underground 'n behind some defences. Of course, she's givin' us three weeks, so I'm not entirely sure if she's really into destroyin' or not..."
    "Underground tends to be...dark. And full of shadows. And roots that reach down. So that would be two ways for...well just me really, to get down there. I'm honestly not sure if I can take more than myself with me when I teleport through shadow or treestride...and I don't want to risk the alternative if I can't.

    ...How accurate with a knife do you think I could get in three weeks?"


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    Dragon's fire? Wow. You sure are a pony that gets out. Astra finishes her bowl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post
    He couldn't help but look just a little, I mean come on, full body suit. He glanced away. "Sure, that, I mean of course. Oh yes, where should I put these documents anyway?" He wondered if Big Bruce even kept a safe for paperwork like this.
    "There's a safe in the office. It's hoof scanned. Let me open it." Victory bounces back into the back office. She giggles as she spots Big Bruce slumped over his desk asleep. The safe is behind him. The desk across from him is empty and bare.

    "Let me open it." The orange-brown mare press stretches out a hoof with a moan and presses it against the square near the safe. A click is heard, a tumbler rolls, and the door opens.



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    Somewhere in town

    A bluish pegasus mare in a military flight jacket stand on top a warehouse building. She pants,tired from the long flight from Fort Fetlock. The pony inhales twice and exhales to catch her breath. Next she reveals a whistle and blows.


    It is a loud noise.

    It is a griffon screech.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    "There's a safe in the office. It's hoof scanned. Let me open it." Victory bounces back into the back office. She giggles as she spots Big Bruce slumped over his desk asleep. The safe is behind him. The desk across from him is empty and bare.

    "Let me open it." The orange-brown mare press stretches out a hoof with a moan and presses it against the square near the safe. A click is heard, a tumbler rolls, and the door opens.

    He wondered if the moan was really necessary but he digressed. He gave her the paperwork and books to put into the safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    Somewhere in town

    A bluish pegasus mare in a military flight jacket stand on top a warehouse building. She pants,tired from the long flight from Fort Fetlock. The pony inhales twice and exhales to catch her breath. Next she reveals a whistle and blows.


    It is a loud noise.

    It is a griffon screech.
    That of course would get the immediate attention of the town's resident... well sort of resident griffon. He immediately goes out to investigate the call, despite it being profoundly off due to it being artificial.

    When he arrives, it's obvious that something happened to day. There's a minor yet obvious scratch along his chest from a near-miss from a thrown tophat.

    Yes, nopony decided to tell him that ponies have weaponized HATS during that whole riot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelvin360 View Post
    "Underground tends to be...dark. And full of shadows. And roots that reach down. So that would be two ways for...well just me really, to get down there. I'm honestly not sure if I can take more than myself with me when I teleport through shadow or treestride...and I don't want to risk the alternative if I can't.

    ...How accurate with a knife do you think I could get in three weeks?"
    "Depends how hard ya'd be trainin'! If ya really work, ya could be able to hit a live griffon at seven meters in poor lightin'!" Blades grinned. "Of course, ya've really got to practice for it, but if ya do, it won't be long before ya'll be a master at fightin', 'n if that horn-guy ya're so scared of comes for ya, ya'll stop him dead literally!"

    Then her ears flicked. "Say, did ya hear that?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurityIcekiller View Post
    "Depends how hard ya'd be trainin'! If ya really work, ya could be able to hit a live griffon at seven meters in poor lightin'!" Blades grinned. "Of course, ya've really got to practice for it, but if ya do, it won't be long before ya'll be a master at fightin', 'n if that horn-guy ya're so scared of comes for ya, ya'll stop him dead literally!"

    Then her ears flicked. "Say, did ya hear that?"
    "Well, I-...hear what?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post
    He wondered if the moan was really necessary but he digressed. He gave her the paperwork and books to put into the safe.
    A groan would be a better sound really. Victory closes the safe softly. "Let's go get that money before the muggers come out."

    Quote Originally Posted by MCerberus View Post
    That of course would get the immediate attention of the town's resident... well sort of resident griffon. He immediately goes out to investigate the call, despite it being profoundly off due to it being artificial.

    When he arrives, it's obvious that something happened to day. There's a minor yet obvious scratch along his chest from a near-miss from a thrown tophat.

    Yes, nopony decided to tell him that ponies have weaponized HATS during that whole riot.
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    From the office of Commander of Fort Fetlock

    Griffon,
    A few of your kind was poking around in my town recently. Their presence is quite annoying and wish to send them someplace. Fortunately for them, the Flamestrong family have been hospitable and polite to visitors for centuries. Pledge me your loyalty and I could rid them of your life for more than a while. Answer quickly or I will have to regulate diplomatic duties to Colonel Grills Flamestrong, Commander of Fort Trotia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelvin360 View Post
    "Well, I-...hear what?"
    "It sounded kind of like an eagle. I wonder if there's eagles in this town? I haven't seen any, though..." Blades shook her head. "So what were ya sayin' there?"
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    From the office of Commander of Fort Fetlock

    Griffon,
    A few of your kind was poking around in my town recently. Their presence is quite annoying and wish to send them someplace. Fortunately for them, the Flamestrong family have been hospitable and polite to visitors for centuries. Pledge me your loyalty and I could rid them of your life for more than a while. Answer quickly or I will have to regulate diplomatic duties to Colonel Grills Flamestrong, Commander of Fort Trotia.

    -General Fire Flowier Armstrong
    The griffon just looks at the note for a moment, eyes eventually setting on a simmering glare. It bears some contemplation what rank soldiers turn into politicians, but it's definitely some time before general. This pony needed a few reminders on how it's not smart to try and step over griffons, or rather just a nudge on how to deal with houseguests over culture lines.

    "Would there be time enough to deal with it today?"
    he asks of the messenger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orzel View Post
    A groan would be a better sound really. Victory closes the safe softly. "Let's go get that money before the muggers come out."

    "Right," He nodded, and he didn't think she was kidding around either, considering the other day there were some thugs who actually tried to rob a coffee shop. He did the gentlecolty thing of escorting her out.

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    Taylor

    "Eh, it was my fault, really. I tried to use ham-hooved talking strategies on a dragon. Lucky I dodged, or the triple-tongue-lashing would've gone to my scorch mark. Needless to say, I did my best to play my words more smoothly after that. I would've still been a scorch mark, too, if an actual diplomat hadn't been there. Although Rigs would've probably flipped it horns-over-tail anyways."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MCerberus View Post
    The griffon just looks at the note for a moment, eyes eventually setting on a simmering glare. It bears some contemplation what rank soldiers turn into politicians, but it's definitely some time before general. This pony needed a few reminders on how it's not smart to try and step over griffons, or rather just a nudge on how to deal with houseguests over culture lines.

    "Would there be time enough to deal with it today?"
    he asks of the messenger.

    The pony messenger stands still and speaks aloofly as if her words were not hers. "We, Fetlock nobles, can stall for a week easily."

    Quote Originally Posted by Benson View Post
    "Right," He nodded, and he didn't think she was kidding around either, considering the other day there were some thugs who actually tried to rob a coffee shop. He did the gentlecolty thing of escorting her out.
    And the mare would lock the door before leaving. The two ponies would walk quietly home. The sun had not set as it was a scheduled long day for farmers. Sweet Victory stays on the roadside of the walk order. "So where do you live? And with whom?"
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