[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[Eric Scott]

Please feel free to describe your character...

[blade artist]

My guy "woke" up after years of wear and tear being repaired by the circlet. He doesn't know much about his past since his consciousness was sealed away for so many years. He does remember psionics and has a deep seated, yet natural feeling, hatred toward giants.

(he doesn't remember it, but he was pumelled by a whole collection of giants at once, and that's also how long it took him to recover from it)

[Doomboy911]

My character likes to dress in poorly managed robes while staying bundled up. He carries with him two donkeys that he ties a hammock between so he can take his naps. When he's needed he simply needs to be woken up and told to start the show.

[Eric Scott]

Let's start by getting all of you into a group and conversing. You are standing on a craggy mountain road, when it begins to rain rather heavily... you can see a town approximately a mile and a half ahead of you, it has a forrested area to the west of it and a river running along the south side, from the looks of it, from this distance the town appears to be a farming settlement. The rain falls even more heavily now, thunder clapping loudly and lightning striking a lone tree not 30 feet from where you are standing... there is a cave off to the left of the road. What would you like to do?

[blade artist]

Hmmmm... I don't care too much. Oy, where do you wanna go, Magic Guy?

[Doomboy911]

As water drips on Jack he arises from his hammock falling flat on his face and begins cursing the sky in all languages. "Dwarves cave bigger." he orders his small army of Dwarfs. Than rises up from the ground cracking every bone in his body as he does. He builds up a ball of power and uses control weather to try and make it rain even harder. Cackles a bit than climbs into his hammock. Than the donkeys carry him to the cave.

[Fates]

A drow in a blood-red robe stands proudly, what appears to be a succubus demon standing close by, looking towards the ground.
I'm sorry, did you just make it rain more? I highly suggest that you reconsider that particular course of action.

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Cast Suggestion on the estranged theurge. (DC 29 Will)

Control the weather again so as to make the weather free of precipitation, and with no other conditions that I would find annoying or harmful.

[Doomboy911]

"I'm trying to get this storm over with by speeding it up. Did you actually plan on staying out in the rain. Jack says popping his head up.

[Eric Scott]

A group of commoners comes walking along the road away from the city that you saw...

[blade artist]

Should we torment them? Loot them for money? Have them over for dinner? I would really go for the looting.

[Eric Scott]

One of the commoners says out of breath Oh good... we've found some capable looking people. He continues saying A creature that looked like a man and a wolf the next came through and attacked the town back there He points to the town The towns called Atilersberg, please... Can you help us?

[King-Strawberry]

Jace finally looks up from where he had been standing deep in thought. He addresses the villagers, "I guess anything's more amusing than standing around here.... What shape is the town in? I'm Jace Martell, at your service."

[Eric Scott]

Well... the towns in not to bad of shape but, we're abandoning it... we might come back to it later if those damned monsters would leave it alone.

[King-Strawberry]

"Monsters.... plural?"

[Fates]

Looking bored, Hallok nods. You're lucky that I happen to be in a generous mood. If they're powerful enough, perhaps I could use them for my own purposes. Sneering, he turns to the succubus beside him. And end that damn storm, wench!

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Hallok's cohort begins casting Control Weather to clear the rain.

[Eric Scott]

Yes, several monsters... small ones, big ones, ones that sit on rocks... many of them far more powerful than us. The commoner than moves off to the side of the road and attempts to usher you towards the town. Go quick, before everything is ruined. he says, In fact, if you can clear the town of monsters... you can have it. Many more commoners wander past dragging many of their belongings behind them.

[blade artist]

Alright! Lets get some heads crackin'!

[Doomboy911]

Jack hops out of bed immediately and whistles for the dwarves to stop digging. "By my honor I shall clear that town of every monster. I say we send one of us out as bait to lure them to us than strike. I nominate myself for bait and accept such nomination."

[Fates]

Hallok looks a bit annoyed at the theurge's request, but then nods. I'll make some preparations.

[blade artist]

You sure? You're a bit scrauny, Magic. I, on the other hand, am hard to kill.

[King-Strawberry]

Jace casts shield on himself, says,
If you guys ever make a decision, I'll be in town
He then casts Teleport on himself.
[roll]1d100]/roll] I can currently see the town correct? that would make it on target with a roll of 1-94.

[King-Strawberry]

(1d100)[42]
filler text

[Eric Scott]

Yes... you can see the town. As you appear in the town you see a humanoid shaped wolf. It can smell you, so no surprise round. Roll for Initiative...

Wolfman: (1d20+8)[28]

[Doomboy911]

"Scrawny as I may be I've got more than enough oomph to kill a few buggers. Dwarves stay out of town and keep yourselves safe." Jack than teleports along.
(1d100)[2]

[King-Strawberry]

(1d20+8)[26] on my turn I use Tasha's Hideous Laughter (DC 33 will)

[Fates]

Sighing, Hallok teleports as well, bringing his cohort and anyone else who wishes to come along with him.

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(1d100)[41]

[blade artist]

Well, if you're adammant on going, could you teleport me there, too? Or do I have to run all the way?

manifests force screen for 25 pp
>+10 shield bonus to AC

[Eric Scott]

The Wolfman lunges at Jace with it's colossal brilliant energy scythe.

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Attack (1d20+32)[51]
Damage (6d6+21)[39]

[King-Strawberry]

Jace neatly sidesteps with a grin. "I hope you find this amusing...." Proceeds to cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter. (DC 33 Will).

[Eric Scott]

Well... the wolfman succumbs to the spell... next?