[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[Fates]

"What is Nerull asking of us?" I radio to Hallok.

Oh, nothing major. We'll just be slaying the god of the sun.

[Doomboy911]

"Ask Nerull if he'd settle for two evil deities fighting Pelor." I reach into my material component for some gnome hair than cast Greater Scrying to look for a cleric of Garl Glittergold.

[Fates]

No, I promised that I would undergo the task. Besides, I've been at ends with Pelor and his clerics for years. They used to attack my village, you know, when I was a boy, claiming to be purging the world of those who would abandon the light of the sun. My mother was killed in such a "crusade." They claim to be servants of the good, but truthfully, they are no better than you or I. I would be thrilled to destroy their god.

I'm going to set to work on crafting some spells for the task.

[Doomboy911]

"Wouldn't the mirror of opposition work just as well we could simply use a wall of force and wrap her up than copy her ten times. They'll throw a few mean punches and she'll be dead."

[Fates]

For one, I'm sure she's dead by this point anyway. And the mirrors seem a bit too potentially disastrous for my taste. If you wish, you may remain here. Pelor wouldn't dare to bind or destroy my soul, and so you could simply resurrect me if things go wrong. If not, I'm sure Raalzak or Celeste could. Oh, and that reminds me....

Hallok summons Raalzak and Celeste to him, and then casts his Mindrape spell on each of them, ordering them not to resist it (as he still controlla them magically).

He changes Raalzak's memory so that he believes that Hallok raised him from an egg- though most of his life was the same, his early years were with Hallok, and his foster father had appeared whenever he had been in need. Hallok had offered him a permanent job now, and the great dragon had accepted. He loves Hallok dearly and would never think of betraying him.

He changes Celeste's memory so that she is Hallok's daughter, a half-drow who takes on most of her mother's appearance. Though still similar to as she was before Hallok dominated her will (and he removes everything regarding her servitude), she would never think to harm her father, and obeys his every command. She is Lawful Neutral now, and worships Hextor.

He then removes his domination spells from them.

[Doomboy911]

"Dangerous how? We simply make ten of her in a time stop have them grab her than boom fight of the century. We could even sell tickets. Besides how on earth are you going to slay a god?"


(Any luck on that scrying.)

[Eric Scott]

"Ask Nerull if he'd settle for two evil deities fighting Pelor." I reach into my material component for some gnome hair than cast Greater Scrying to look for a cleric of Garl Glittergold.

The nearest one is 6.2 miles east of your current position.

For one, I'm sure she's dead by this point anyway.

Yeah... not so much...

[Fates]

"Besides how on earth are you going to slay a god?"

Gods are not quite so invincible as you humans make them out to be. I will set to work on creating protective and offensive spells for this task. I have already made the deal, and I find that betraying the god of death might be a bad idea.

[Fates]

Yeah... not so much...

I swear, if that woman kills the god of death, I'll be all like "damn."

[Doomboy911]

How long will killing Pelor last? Because I mean ending all of good might be bad for the world. I'm all for eliminating a threat but not to the extent of ending all of good. Plus without the sun I can't tan anymore." I say to Hallok since Megan can't hear us. "Also if you want a ressurection provide me with three cubic feet of your flesh."

[Eric Scott]

I swear, if that woman kills the god of death, I'll be all like "damn."

Well... she hasn't killed him yet... but, then again he doesn't have nearly as much HP as her or nearly as high of an AC...

[blade artist]

Well, someone has to fill the void of a god, especially a powerful god such as Pelor. If one were to, say, defeat him, they could actually take over the position. Which, if Megan defeats Nerul and announces it, we wouldn't have to worry about killing Pelor. We would then have to deal with the newest god of death.

[Doomboy911]

"Yes that's a bit of a liability. I'm planning on consulting Garl with assisting us, he has a way of getting around things which I believe we need. Let's all split up with our plans we'll meet back and blow this ancient chick out of the water." I walk into the other room and yell "Megan's so old she protested the first act of prostitution." than walk back in with a snicker. "Alright we can drop the zone of silence everyone split up and meet back at our campsite in two hours. If you need more time message. "

[Fates]

How long will killing Pelor last? Because I mean ending all of good might be bad for the world. I'm all for eliminating a threat but not to the extent of ending all of good. Plus without the sun I can't tan anymore." I say to Hallok since Megan can't hear us. "Also if you want a ressurection provide me with three cubic feet of your flesh."

As I haven't heard back from Nerull, I wouldn't be surprised if Megan destroys him. If that's so, it's practically necessary. Besides, it's hardly as if Pelor is the only "good" deity out there.


I must leave now, to prepare. I will be in a state of deep personal inflection and concentration, so do not contact me unless it's completely necessary. Hallok then teleports to his mother's grave. He begins to channel his thoughts and emotions into power, working tirelessly within himself to wreak his revenge.

[blade artist]

As I said Magic, if we were to kill Pelor, we would simply take his place. The alignment domains would change to match whoever and the other domains would stay the same.

(Eric, I need you to look at something in the OoC thread.)

[Doomboy911]

First off I cast miracle praying that my god heals Jules to full life as he's at Enrull's door. I tap Megan on the shoulder. "Aurora shall need a few hours of rest but when she awakens she'll be feeling refreshed and happy.We'll be taking our leave now." I kiss Megan upon her hand "It has truly been a pleasure meeting someone as fine as thee."

Than I grab a pie from my stuff than teleport to that cleric slamming it in his face "Hail fellow oddball. I come seeking your aid in contacting Garl for a magnificent prank."

[Eric Scott]

First off I cast miracle praying that my god heals Jules to full life as he's at Enrull's door. I tap Megan on the shoulder. "Aurora shall need a few hours of rest but when she awakens she'll be feeling refreshed and happy.We'll be taking our leave now." I kiss Megan upon her hand "It has truly been a pleasure meeting someone as fine as thee."

Than I grab a pie from my stuff than teleport to that cleric slamming it in his face "Hail fellow oddball. I come seeking your aid in contacting Garl for a magnificent prank."

Jules is healed to full HP...

Wiping pie off his face the cleric smiles That was a decent one... and a prank... I can help with that. Also, make a reflex save (DC 78)

[Doomboy911]

I'm going to fail that save unless I'm allowed a free action to shapechange.

[Eric Scott]

I'm going to fail that save unless I'm allowed a free action to shapechange.

You slip and fall on Grease...

[Doomboy911]

"Ah that was truly a gem but I'll make a bet with you tie me up as much as you want and I bet with my tongue I can knock myself to my feet. Should I succeed you'll help me in contacting garl. Deal?" I ask with my hand stretched out.

[Eric Scott]

"Ah that was truly a gem but I'll make a bet with you tie me up as much as you want and I bet with my tongue I can knock myself to my feet. Should I succeed you'll help me in contacting garl. Deal?" I ask with my hand stretched out.

I'll help you either way but, for the fun of it, sure.

[Doomboy911]

I turn to my face and push on the ground with my tongue and using my flight spell I send myself flying back onto my feet.

[Fates]

In the morning, Hallok finishes his trancelike state, the power flowing from his as he finalizes his channeling, forming spells that are ready at his disposal. The greatest spells he had ever created- however, he would need assistance in casting them. It is nice, he thinks, to be in the underdark once more. It had been at least 50 years since he had last been here, and he had forgotten how much he loved it. To wake up without the sun glaring in his eyes, to feel the cool, moist air of the subterranean world fill his lungs, made him feel at home. For that one moment, he was once again with his family, happily living a life away from the strangeness and the harshness of the land of the sun. As the moment passed, the Drow's mood grew darker, and suddenly, he was filled with purpose. He takes one last look at his mother's gravestone, and a single tear flows down his cheek. Soon, he will have his revenge. He fades away in a flash of emerald light.

Hallok teleports back to the Mage's college in the morning. Please look to the OoC thread in a few minutes to see the spells I created.

[Doomboy911]

A dwarf is there. "M'lord has sent me here with a hankerchief saying he'd never wish to see his friends shed a tear."

(Yeah I give my dwarves and kennu (or whatever those bird people are called) crystal balls so they can watch everything because Jack is sillyingly paranoid)

[Fates]

Hallok looks annoyed, but, figuring that it wasn't the dwarf's fault, takes the handkerchief.

[Fates]

Hallok attempts to contact Nerull once more, using another Contact Other Plane.

He also makes a knowledge (history) check, trying to remember the most powerful Drow spellcasters and warriors he can think of, and where they would have been buried.

Also, is there some way I could speed up the creation of a magic item?

[Fates]

(1d20+15)[29]
Knowledge (History) check

[Doomboy911]

After the cleric takes me to a temple of Garl I kneel to the statue and speaking with divinity and magical might I say "Hail Clever Garl I come before you in requesting your aid for a prank to make three mighty gods look like fools."

[Eric Scott]

I turn to my face and push on the ground with my tongue and using my flight spell I send myself flying back onto my feet.

You taste grease... it's not very tasty.

In the morning, Hallok finishes his trancelike state, the power flowing from his as he finalizes his channeling, forming spells that are ready at his disposal. The greatest spells he had ever created- however, he would need assistance in casting them. It is nice, he thinks, to be in the underdark once more. It had been at least 50 years since he had last been here, and he had forgotten how much he loved it. To wake up without the sun glaring in his euyes, to feel the cool, moist air of the subterranean world fill his lungs, made him feel at home. For that one moment, he was once again with his family, happily living a life away from the strangeness and the harshness of the land of the sun. As the moment passed, the Drow's mood grew darker, and suddenly, he was filled with purpose. He takes one last look at his mother's gravestone, and a single tear flows down his cheek. Soon, he will have his revenge. He fades away in a flash of emerald light.

Hallok teleports back to the Mage's college in the morning. Please look to the OoC thread in a few minutes to see the spells I created.

The spells are ok.

Hallok attempts to contact Nerull once more, using another Contact Other Plane.

He also makes a knowledge (history) check, trying to remember the most powerful Drow spellcasters and warriors he can think of, and where they would have been buried.

Also, is there some way I could speed up the creation of a magic item?

Nerull responds... What did you send for me to kill? That woman... she's a lot more powerful ethnic you let on. it sounds like he is both out of breath and is whispering.

After the cleric takes me to a temple of Garl I kneel to the statue and speaking with divinity and magical might I say "Hail Clever Garl I come before you in requesting your aid for a prank to make three mighty gods look like fools."

That sounds like it would be quite the feat... Let's try it! says Garlic.

[Fates]

Well, did you destroy her? I had realized that she was powerful, which is exactly why I entrusted the bloody god of death to do the deed- did you really think I would agree to kill a god so that you could destroy just anyone? I am keeping my end of the deal, and I expect you to do the same.