[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[Eric Scott]

"Garl Kord Grumsh you did promise to aid me in finding one able to defeat Megan and perhaps he could beat Megan but certainly not that things you'd be aiding me if you saved him."

I look at that dang thing with my magic helmet to check the strength on it.

Its Str is 292...

[Doomboy911]

"Hallok it's come to be annoying we've reached unimaginable levels of power where nothing should be a threat and we keep running into them. The gods may not be willing to aid us but I am one part divine and one part arcane. Let us work together once again with our new friend and obliterate that speck that dares to harm our friend. To put it in simpler terms lets kill."

I reach into my bag for some wands I'm going to need.

[Sir Rigel]

Hmm... what do you think the possibility of making the town that... what did you call him Knick Nack? in our base of operations?

[Doomboy911]

"I do love the idea but it has been a long time since I've been given a serious fight. No cheating no bribing or threats. Let's do it like the caveman did it with superior magical forces. "

[Fates]

Hallok grins. Sounds like fun. I'm ready when you are. Hallok also quickly contacts Darius mentally to see if he has found the book.

[Eric Scott]

Hallok grins. Sounds like fun. I'm ready when you are. Hallok also quickly contacts Darius mentally to see if he has found the book.

Darius found it... although, he is having trouble crossing an underground river...

Also, anyone still paying attention to the scrying mirror about Hextor...

Megan stands up and bitchslaps Hextor... Hextor becomes a fine red mist.

[Fates]

For Nerull's sake, Darius. Hallok thinks to the vampire, Are you a sorcerer or not? Just fly over it, or teleport, or fabricate a bridge!

Oh, and Hallok summons a pit fiend to watch the image, and take to inform him if someone wins.

[Sir Rigel]

Well, that was surprisingly short... so, Jack would you do the honors?

[Doomboy911]

"Right bippity boppity boo." I say as I cast Revive Outsider. "We'll be taking our divinity now. We could use it as we now have to wipe out a very annoying threat but when we're done my associates and I will each accompany one of you across the realms trying to find the one powerful enough to beat her."

"Does anyone need any buffs?"

[Sir Rigel]

Eh, I think I am good for right now... unless you are talking about becoming GODS

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In head: Now then... what should I do with this... well, I could always become a god of messing with people... hmm...
OOC: going to try to figure out my portfolio now... unless there is something in addition going on.

[Eric Scott]

For Nerull's sake, Darius. Hallok thinks to the vampire, Are you a sorcerer or not? Just fly over it, or teleport, or fabricate a bridge!

Oh, and Hallok summons a pit fiend to watch the image, and take to inform him if someone wins.

Oh... right... he then appears next to you.

[Fates]

Hallok smirks. Excellent work, Darius. As you have more use for it than I, I will allow you to read it. Darius gladly does so, and is now halfway between 21st and 22nd level. Now, this good fellow just so happens to be very adept at buffing allies. If you would?

Hallok has Darius casts Mass Mage Armor (+4 AC/each), Mass Fly, Greater heroism on Jack, Joe, Hallok, Rigel and himself (+4 on attacks, saves, AC, stacks with mage armor, +20 temporary HP), Indomitability on each of us (if damage-dealing attack would kill one of us, we are instead reduced to 1 hp) He also casts displacement, expeditious retreat, death ward, and mind blank on each of us.

Who's ready to destroy?!

[Sir Rigel]

Wait, are we talking about Megan, or another person? Says Myrddin in a slight panic

[Doomboy911]

"One moment I've got something excellent for our new friend.We're talking about the one about to obliterate our friend Knick Knack." I tear off five hairs from Myyridin's head and cast body outside body (using a rod of transfer to cast it on him) five duplicates of him are made nice as can be and willing to do anything. They share his abilities but can't use magic, they have his memories, skills and feats but one fifth of his health. When one of them dies he takes 10 points of damage.

"Now I'm ready."

[Fates]

To Knack's aid!
Hallok casts greater plane shift to bring the entire group to Knack's location.

[Eric Scott]

It just occurred to me that it is Zippy's turn...

Zippy makes a double move action... he first steps to take up the same space as Knack. Knack is Engulfed by Zippy taking a flat 140 points of damage plus, (4d6+40)[58] points of acid damage... Zippy then proceeds to fly 3150 feet straight up...

It is no longer Zippy's turn...

[Sir Rigel]

...What the HELL did Knack do?! I yell out in unison... and then all of me transform into Fiendwurm and start digging, Down

[Doomboy911]

"Get the stuffing kicked out of him by the looks of it." I cast supreme invisibility and a widen zone of silence over the whole area while I shift into invisible gas.

[Sir Rigel]

Oh, I almost forgot, just in case, Expending an extra use of wildshape to make sure that the armor stays on!

[Fates]

Let the fun begin!
Hallok teleports himself into the air, three-hundred feat from his enemy, and brings darius and Celeste with him. Together, the three of them cast Hallok's Godslayer, applying his sudden maximize feat.

The head of guard takes 5900 damage, (DC 201 reflex save half)
He also needs to make a DC 201 will save or take a -40 penalty to attacks, damage, saves, and checks.

In addition, the spell dispels any magical effects on him. If you list the number of dispellable effects on him, I'll roll the checks for it.

Finally, Hallok teleports himself and his compatriots back to the ground.

Oh, and each of them take (20d6)[75] backlash damage from casting the spell.

[Eric Scott]

Let the fun begin!
Hallok teleports himself into the air, three-hundred feat from his enemy, and brings darius and Celeste with him. Together, the three of them cast Hallok's Godslayer, applying his sudden maximize feat.

The head of guard takes 5900 damage, (DC 201 reflex save half)
He also needs to make a DC 201 will save or take a -40 penalty to attacks, damage, saves, and checks.

In addition, the spell dispels any magical effects on him. If you list the number of dispellable effects on him, I'll roll the checks for it.

Finally, Hallok teleports himself and his compatriots back to the ground.

Oh, and each of them take (1d20+193)[194] backlash damage from casting the spell.

Is the damage untyped?

Reflex: (1d20+193)[194]

Will: (1d20+196)[199]

Also, he has no spells or magical effects on him...

[Fates]

Yes, the damage is untyped.
Also, score! Saves just got failed!

[Fates]

Yes, the damage is untyped.
Also, score! Saves just got failed!

Edit: I don't suppose I was so lucky as to have killed him?

[Eric Scott]

Yes, the damage is untyped.
Also, score! Saves just got failed!

Very well then... he takes a good deal of the damage after accounting for Regeneration and DR.

[Fates]

Once again, DR only applies to physical attacks, not magic.

[Eric Scott]

Once again, DR only applies to physical attacks, not magic.

Right... sorry, I'm a bit forgetful. But, nonetheless Zippy is still flying.

[blade artist]

I'M NOT DEAD YET! Knack psychicly yells, pointedly at Magic. He has a wonderful knack for surviving. He uses dimension door to get into the nearest building (look through window for destination) and then uses true metabolism with his power crystal.

edit: True metabolism then dimension door instead. Dimension door prevents me acting until my next turn. Also forgot to mention that it's augmented to be a move action.

[Fates]

Shall we roll for initiative now?
(1d20+37)[41] (Applying moment of prescience)

[Eric Scott]

I'M NOT DEAD YET! Knack psychicly yells, pointedly at Magic. He has a wonderful knack for surviving. He uses dimension door to get into the nearest building (look through window for destination) and then uses true metabolism with his power crystal.

edit: True metabolism then dimension door instead. Dimension door prevents me acting until my next turn. Also forgot to mention that it's augmented to be a move action.

I am aware you aren't dead but, you have to think... that damage was only from him walking into your square... imagine if I actually attacked...

Shall we roll for initiative now?
[roll0] (Applying moment of prescience)

I don't think rolling for initiative is necessary... seeing as Knack and Zippy went, anyone who wasn't there when Knack challenged Zippy, gets a surprise round. Which means that you will go directly after Zippy.

[Fates]

Well then, is it zippy's turn?