[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[Sir Rigel]

Maybe? Doomboy went... I went, then you went, then Blade went... Unless there are any dwarves around I think it is indeed his turn

[Eric Scott]

Well... if you really want Zippy to attack...

Zippy moves directly to Darius... then gores him with all of his heads (that's 50).

Attack: (1d20+208)[213]

Damage: (400d8+9450)[11210]

Again, not all of his attacks... but, that is the end of his turn.

Edit: I also didn't include acid or permanent ability damage...

Also, Zippy is incorporeal...

[Doomboy911]

Hallok's turn than I'm going to obliterate that bad boy. Also since I have no clue what my init is (waiting to level up to figure that.) (1d20)[5]

[Fates]

Remember that Darius is currently displaced, so Zippy has a 50% chance of failing his attack.

I'll wait for that roll before I act, because my actions will vary widely on whether or not Darius is up.

[Eric Scott]

Remember that Darius is currently displaced, so Zippy has a 50% chance of failing his attack.

I'll wait for that roll before I act, because my actions will vary widely on whether or not Darius is up.

True... higher than 50 hits (1d100)[61]…

[Fates]

However, Darius had cast indominability on everyone, so instead of dying, he's reduced to 1 hp.

So, Darius, Celeste, and Hallok cast the godslayer spell a second time, this time applying sudden empower. Because Zippy took a -40 penalty to saves from the last spell, he autofails his save.

Damage: (453d20)[4810]
Backlash: (20d6)[73]

Celeste also casts a quickened harm on Darius, who casts quickened indominability on himself.

[Doomboy911]

What a wonderful moment I'm about to use my last time stop via magic before I can do it at will. I want us all to take a moment of silence but this is the internet.


I cast Time Stop and point my wand at the big thing. Than cast delayed Avasculate five times. I'm aiming at his touch ac but since he's so very big it's reduced and because it's his touch ac his armor doesn't matter his DEX does which he doesn't get because I'm invisible. So it's a 10 to hit. I can't miss.

Avasculate reduces his hitpoints to half. So since I did it five times he's reduced five times.

"Weakened the unholy bleep out of him take him down Knick" I think at my metallic amigo.

Edit: Using a free action to shift back into me before I cast all of that than using a free action as time stop ends to turn back into gas.

[Sir Rigel]

So, then the real me is going to reimurge away from the Beast formally known as Zippy, and is going to try to find a member of the City Watch... to try to get Lord Vetinari to intervene with ...That... or possibly just find the new lord if he has been replaced... while the other versions will try to assist in killing that thing.

Also, my duplicates are going to try to bite it, after making their teeth 1 size category larger
Thing 1:

Attack: (1d20+33)[36]

Damage: (4d6+19)[30]

Thing 2:

Attack: (1d20+33)[37]

Damage: (4d6+19)[32]

Thing 3:

Attack: (1d20+33)[44]

Damage: (4d6+19)[33]

Thing 4:

Attack: (1d20+33)[34]

Damage: (4d6+19)[33]

Thing 5:

Attack: (1d20+33)[45]

Damage: (4d6+19)[28]

Spoiler

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You may want to look up diskworld if you are going to keep the name Ankh-Morpork, that is if you aren't familiar with it already

[Doomboy911]

City's named Salitaria I checked page 6. Keep up with the Discworld jokes and I will start calling myself Rincewind and start singing show tunes.

[Sir Rigel]

Wait, this is that city still? huh...

Also, I'll Try to restrain myself 'O mighty cleric of Anoia (last one I swear)

[blade artist]

I would think of myself as Twoflower at the moment. The big bad things give up and walk away from me.

10hp due to true metabolism
I don't have a way to fly...

Knack manifests a level 9 astral construct, taking one ability from the C list
-Energy Bolt (8d6-8 sonic damage, reflex half DC 14, range of 120 ft line)

The astral construct is on top of the building (it always acts on my turn) and uses energy bolt on the thing that tried to kill me.

(8d6-8)[24] damage

[Eric Scott]

So, then the real me is going to reimurge away from the Beast formally known as Zippy, and is going to try to find a member of the City Watch... to try to get Lord Vetinari to intervene with ...That... or possibly just find the new lord if he has been replaced... while the other versions will try to assist in killing that thing.

Also, my duplicates are going to try to bite it, after making their teeth 1 size category larger
Thing 1:

Attack: [roll0]

Damage: [roll1]

Thing 2:

Attack: [roll2]

Damage: [roll3]

Thing 3:

Attack: [roll4]

Damage: [roll5]

Thing 4:

Attack: [roll6]

Damage: [roll7]

Thing 5:

Attack: [roll8]

Damage: [roll9]

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You may want to look up diskworld if you are going to keep the name Ankh-Morpork, that is if you aren't familiar with it already

None of those attacks hit... and I was aware of the name...

I would think of myself as Twoflower at the moment. The big bad things give up and walk away from me.

10hp due to true metabolism
I don't have a way to fly...

Knack manifests a level 9 astral construct, taking one ability from the C list
-Energy Bolt (8d6-8 sonic damage, reflex half DC 14, range of 120 ft line)

The astral construct is on top of the building (it always acts on my turn) and uses energy bolt on the thing that tried to kill me.

[roll0] damage

Ouch... yet, Zippy still lives... now I think it is Zippy's turn, where is everyone in respect to him?

[Eric Scott]

However, Darius had cast indominability on everyone, so instead of dying, he's reduced to 1 hp.

So, Darius, Celeste, and Hallok cast the godslayer spell a second time, this time applying sudden empower. Because Zippy took a -40 penalty to saves from the last spell, he autofails his save.

Damage: [roll0]
Backlash: [roll1]

Celeste also casts a quickened harm on Darius, who casts quickened indominability on himself.

Oh... and just in case you are wondering, Zippy is still alive after that...

[Doomboy911]

Wait so after divided his hitpoints by 2 five times he's still up and running? Well fine I'll do it again. I'm on the ground as an invisible cloud.

[Eric Scott]

Wait so after divided his hitpoints by 2 five times he's still up and running? Well fine I'll do it again. I'm on the ground as an invisible cloud.

Invisibility is useless since he can see through it... but, the cloud thing...that is a going to be annoying.

[Doomboy911]

"Everyone prepare to attack after I hit it with a small portion of what I got." I think at everyone.

[Sir Rigel]

The real verson of me is trying to find the Head of the city... along with the other five versions, well they are currently trying to bite at Zippy's Ankles

[Sir Rigel]

The real version of me is trying to find the Head of the city... along with the other five versions, well they are currently trying to bite at Zippy's Ankles...

And I don't think any version of me has been given access to the groups telepathy... but they are more than likely going to continue doing what they do.

[Eric Scott]

To be honest, it doesn't matter where you are in relation to Zippy as he has 80ft reach.

So, Zippy moves into the center of the group and attacks with all of his arms (whirlwind attack).

Attack: (1d20+208)[214]

Damage: (800d8+189)[3649] if you wouldn't mind adding 18711 to the damage... that's what I forgot from his strength.

Str damage: (4d8)[26]

Con damage: (4d8)[14]

Dex damage: (4d8)[18]

[Sir Rigel]

Well, every copy of me is on the ground unable to move...

[Fates]

I did mention that I was 300 feet away from Zippy.

Not that it matters, as the indominability spell means everyone's still up (with the possible exception of knick knack).

So, Darius casts time stop, and renews the indominability spell one everyone, while Hallok uses a maximized polar ray, a quickened time stop, followed by five delayed maximized polar rays, turning all of them into sonic damage.

Touch Attacks for the Rays:
(1d20+56)[68]
(1d20+56)[75]
(1d20+56)[71]
(1d20+56)[73]
(1d20+56)[68]
(1d20+56)[69]

Each ray does 120 sonic damage.

[Eric Scott]

I did mention that I was 300 feet away from Zippy.

Not that it matters, as the indominability spell means everyone's still up (with the possible exception of knick knack).

So, Darius casts time stop, and renews the indominability spell one everyone, while Hallok uses a maximized polar ray, a quickened time stop, followed by five delayed maximized polar rays, turning all of them into sonic damage.

Touch Attacks for the Rays:
(1d100)[52]
[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]
[roll4]
[roll5]

Each ray does 120 sonic damage.

None of those hit his touch AC... and they are deflected. If higher than 90 they hit you (1d100)[52]

Edit: You live... for now.

[blade artist]

He had no idea where I was, and I had complete cover, and he would have had to attack the building first.

However... my construct is dead.

[Eric Scott]

He had no idea where I was, and I had complete cover, and he would have had to attack the building first.

However... my construct is dead.

It's good to see you are alive... as I am not trying to kill you, just maim and injure.

Edit: Yeah, that building collapses...

[Doomboy911]

Wait we can cast time stop during time stop? He's dead.

I shift back into being human let out a time stop. than another time stop. Five delayed Avasculates on the thing Second time stop ends first one and I drop four maximized delayed ball lightning centered around him. They all deal 15d6 and since I maximized they do 90 damage each equating to 360 to his health which has been divided by 2 again five times. At the end I turn back to smoke.

He gets a reflex save for half so 180.

[Eric Scott]

Wait we can cast time stop during time stop? He's dead.

I shift back into being human let out a time stop. than another time stop. Five delayed Avasculates on the thing Second time stop ends first one and I drop four maximized delayed ball lightning centered around him. They all deal 15d6 and since I maximized they do 90 damage each equating to 360 to his health which has been divided by 2 again five times. At the end I turn back to smoke.

He gets a reflex save for half so 180.

Zippy chooses to fail the reflex save... also, he is not dead...

[blade artist]

Do not use lightning on him again, he probably just healed from that, and it was supposed to be my turn. Oh well.
(I'm deciding to go first person now, it's much easier to type "I" and "me" rather that "Knick Knack")
10 more hp
I retrieve my dorje of energy ball from my wand bracelet.

use psionic device to use it( (1d20+21)[35] ), use it with the sonic type

Reflex half DC 16
damage (7d6-7)[25]

then dimension door to another building

[Doomboy911]

Oh dang he probably gets healed from all this stuff. I need to do something nasty. By the way if he's undead can he be living too? Because I'm about to be mean.

[Eric Scott]

Do not use lightning on him again, he probably just healed from that, and it was supposed to be my turn. Oh well.
(I'm deciding to go first person now, it's much easier to type "I" and "me" rather that "Knick Knack")
10 more hp
I retrieve my dorje of energy ball from my wand bracelet.

use psionic device to use it( [roll0] ), use it with the sonic type

Reflex half DC 16
damage [roll1]

then dimension door to another building

He takes the damage... and laughs.

[Doomboy911]

"Teleport it somewhere nasty or teleport me to the colloseum I got an idea." I think at Hallok.