[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[blade artist]

Did you forget to exclude the crickets from the silence? I can't hear any crickets over his silent laughing.

[Fates]

By the way, Doom, in D&D, dividing something by two twice effectively divides it by three, and it stacks in such a way. Thus, eighteen avasculates would reduce him to 1/19th of his health, not 1/524288 of his maximum.

[blade artist]

No, I believe it would take effect the way Doom describes it. Each casting of evasculate halves the target's hp, and each evasculate activates separately, so they would not stack in the way multipliers are stated in player's handbook.

[Doomboy911]

"Dear Zippy may I ask how would thou enjoy godhood. It is a position we are in . If you would surrender your position we could elevate you to a position most only dream of. So what say you? If not can we at least take this fight outside of the city before we seriously hurt someone."

[Eric Scott]

"Dear Zippy may I ask how would thou enjoy godhood. It is a position we are in . If you would surrender your position we could elevate you to a position most only dream of. So what say you? If not can we at least take this fight outside of the city before we seriously hurt someone."

Zippy stops... looks at what has become of the city in his area... glows slightly, then sends into your mind... I suppose we could come to some sort of an agreement...

[Doomboy911]

"Excellent let's take a step outside of the city limits I can whip up some tea maybe some sandwiches if I have them on me than we'll talk."

"Gents got a plan we're about to do some dealings."

[Fates]

Hallok thinks at Jack. Couldn't we just use Megan to destroy him?

[Sir Rigel]

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[Doomboy911]

"I'll meet you out there." I teleport to the colosseum and pick up Jules than bring him back. Than he picks up all five of the wurms and carries them out of town. I pull out a small wooden disk and toss it far out of the city and cast polymorph any object to turn it into a city.

[Eric Scott]

*Gurgle*
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Zippy can't help but feel sorry for you... so he reaches down and touches one of his claws to you chest... he heals you of 1 point of Str damage.

[Sir Rigel]

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Rolls a d6 to determine which one Zippy Heals, then I will update color accordingly
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Uh, thanks... but would you mind healing that guy over there... Gestures toads the Real version of me He is kinda "The Original"

[Eric Scott]

Zippy smashes his fist into the ground as a sign of displeasure... his fist going directly onto the one he had healed. He then heals the correct one of 1 Str Damage.

[Sir Rigel]

Ow... My everything

So, uh thanks uh... looks over to Knick Knack Hey, what was this thing's name again?
looks back at Zippy Not that I mean any disrespect. waves arms in a slightly panicked manner

[Eric Scott]

Ow... My everything

So, uh thanks uh... looks over to Knick Knack Hey, what was this thing's name again?
looks back at Zippy Not that I mean any disrespect. waves arms in a slightly panicked manner

Zippy looks at you... I am known as Zippy... The Captain of the Guard of this city. Soon to be Admiral of the kings army. one of his head then floats down beside you so as not everyone on the continent can hear him I go by many names Zippy, Thoon, H'iyliqap'jw, and even sometimes Akbar. his head floating back up to its normal area.

[Doomboy911]

"Admiral? King? You'll have to forgive us if we're not aware of the local regality. I don't suppose you could tell us more of this king." I shift into a colossal ++++ ball of smoke to completely conceal us all.

[Eric Scott]

"Admiral? King? You'll have to forgive us if we're not aware of the local regality. I don't suppose you could tell us more of this king." I shift into a colossal ++++ ball of smoke to completely conceal us all.

You don't know who the king is? Then why were you trying to take my job?

[Doomboy911]

Because we are soon to be gofs and we want people to protect and worship perhaps you can take Knick Knack to your king to discuss the future as it stands while we return to our actions.

[Fates]

Hallok sneers. As fascinating as this is, I have other matters to attend to. Hallok disappears in a flash of green light, returning to the Mage's guild, bringing Joe, Darius, and Celeste with him. He seeks out Aurora, and upon finding her, kisses her hand, and makes his proposition. My dearest, I have news, both happy and grim, for you. Jack, Knick and I have all gained the spark of godhood. We need only to amass followers in order to become true gods.
My grave news, however, is the way which I wish to go about it. I care much for my people, you see, but our goddess, Lolth, has oppressed us, forcing us to be cruel, xenophobic, and violent. All wars between the Drow and the surface races have been her doing. I wish to end her rule, and become the new god of the Drow, so that I may protect my people, and help them to make peace with the overworld. Would you aid me in the destruction of the Spider Queen, my fair Aurora? I am powerful, yes, but you are at the very least my equal in arcane talent.

[Eric Scott]

Because we are soon to be gofs and we want people to protect and worship perhaps you can take Knick Knack to your king to discuss the future as it stands while we return to our actions.

((You either left out an "o", or that "f" is supposed to be a "d".)) Perhaps... Zippy looks at the Warforged... You are different from the others of your race...

Hallok sneers. As fascinating as this is, I have other matters to attend to. Hallok disappears in a flash of green light, returning to the Mage's guild, bringing Joe, Darius, and Celeste with him. He seeks out Aurora, and upon finding her, kisses her hand, and makes his proposition. My dearest, I have news, both happy and grim, for you. Jack, Knick and I have all gained the spark of godhood. We need only to amass followers in order to become true gods.
My grave news, however, is the way which I wish to go about it. I care much for my people, you see, but our goddess, Lolth, has oppressed us, forcing us to be cruel, xenophobic, and violent. All wars between the Drow and the surface races have been her doing. I wish to end her rule, and become the new god of the Drow, so that I may protect my people, and help them to make peace with the overworld. Would you aid me in the destruction of the Spider Queen, my fair Aurora? I am powerful, yes, but you are at the very least my equal in arcane talent.

She looks at you quite surprise... Well... I would love to drop her down a peg... she hold out a hand as a sword appears... Whenever your ready.

[Fates]

I have a spell which will protect us from most any attack, but it will drain us both. Are you willing to cast this?

[Eric Scott]

I have a spell which will protect us from most any attack, but it will drain us both. Are you willing to cast this?

She dismisses the sword... I suppose...

[Fates]

Hallok places his hand on Aurora's shoulder in an attempt to comfort her, and then calls Darius, Celeste, and Raalzak to him (Raalzak takes a humanoid form). I need the four of you to gather around me. They do, and Hallok begins to cast his Aura of Supreme Blasphemy

Everyone but Darius loses 11,000 exp (one person is exempt, and he would lose a level if he spent the exp) and everyone but Aurora takes (42d6)[151] backlash damage (Because Hallok's got the hots for her) (Celeste heals everyone to full HP beforehand, and Darius casts greater heroism on everyone, so they get 20 temporary HP/each).

So, everyone effected (Joe, Darius, Whatshisname the crusader, Raalzak, Celeste, Aurora, Darius, and Hallok) Gain:
+80 CHA
+50 DEX
+100 CON (Including granting a con score to those who don't have it)
Immunity to all spells below 12th level
DR 50/-
+50 Natural armor
+50 on all saves

For 48 hours (Applying sudden extend)

Celeste then casts Mass Heal twice to bring everyone back to full HP, as well as casting Death Ward on everyone.

Darius casts Displacement and Indominability on everyone.

Hallok casts Greater Invisibility on everyone but himself.

[Eric Scott]

Hallok places his hand on Aurora's shoulder in an attempt to comfort her, and then calls Darius, Celeste, and Raalzak to him (Raalzak takes a humanoid form). I need the four of you to gather around me. They do, and Hallok begins to cast his Aura of Supreme Blasphemy

Everyone but Darius loses 11,000 exp (one person is exempt, and he would lose a level if he spent the exp) and everyone but Aurora takes [roll0] backlash damage (Because Hallok's got the hots for her) (Celeste heals everyone to full HP beforehand, and Darius casts greater heroism on everyone, so they get 20 temporary HP/each).

So, everyone effected (Joe, Darius, Whatshisname the crusader, Raalzak, Celeste, Aurora, Darius, and Hallok) Gain:
+80 CHA
+50 DEX
+100 CON (Including granting a con score to those who don't have it)
Immunity to all spells below 12th level
DR 50/-
+50 Natural armor
+50 on all saves

For 48 hours (Applying sudden extend)

Celeste then casts Mass Heal twice to bring everyone back to full HP, as well as casting Death Ward on everyone.

Darius casts Displacement and Indominability on everyone.

Hallok casts Greater Invisibility on everyone but himself.

Woah, woah, woah... Darius is effected twice?

[Fates]

By "exempt" I meant that he doesn't spend exp in the casting. He still is part of the spell.

[Doomboy911]

"Right well we best get back to the gods eh Specky. " I cast Plane shift to get back to Hextor while invisible.

[Eric Scott]

By "exempt" I meant that he doesn't spend exp in the casting. He still is part of the spell.

No, no... I meant this part...

... So, everyone effected (Joe, Darius, Whatshisname the crusader, Raalzak, Celeste, Aurora, Darius, and Hallok) Gain: ...

[Doomboy911]

"Right well we best get back to the gods eh Specky. " I cast Plane shift to get back to Hextor while invisible.

[Doomboy911]

"Right well we best get back to the gods eh Specky. " I cast Plane shift to get back to Hextor while invisible.

[Fates]

No, no... I meant this part...

Oh, yeah. Well, needless to say, that was an accident.

Anyway, I'll get to this "killing Lolth" thing right after I finish up the crusader's sheet.

[Doomboy911]

Now that I'm back I look through Hallok's scrying mirror for the fight between Hextor and Megan. "Have they said anything while I was gone?"