[d&d 3.5] Anyone want to crash a party? (IC)

[Eric Scott]

*ahem* I won't lie to you. At the moment, nothing. Simply because I have no followers and therefore no power. I have plans of becoming a god of artifice and creation, however, and will be able to send my clerics out to fix up this city after the fights involving Zippy. My clerics could also make you and your city a profit with having my clerics and followers making a large crafting industry here.

I see... Would you be able to show me a little of what you can do?

*Terribly sorry* I'll go ahead and throw a copper piece at the goo, to check what happens to it

The copper hits the goo and sinks into it a little and then extremely slowly falls through the goo to the floor of the sewer.

[Sir Rigel]

Alright... go back to a slightly modified version of myself (different hair color, sleeker cheekbones, slightly shorter, Green Eyes, Black hair, and slightly slimmer, in fact change the gender too while I'm at it, along with a nice soprano voice) and fly thru that, as quickly as I can thinking Eww... Alright Voices in my Head I'm here, now what?

[Eric Scott]

Alright... go back to a slightly modified version of myself (different hair color, sleeker cheekbones, slightly shorter, Green Eyes, Black hair, and slightly slimmer, in fact change the gender too while I'm at it, along with a nice soprano voice) and fly thru that, as quickly as I can thinking Eww... Alright Voices in my Head I'm here, now what?

You take (3d6)[10] points of acid damage... and the goo begins to take on the shape of a creature...

[Sir Rigel]

Well, that's new! and well, I'll go ahead and attempt to out fly it (yay for 80 ft air speed?) oh, and while I'm at it, I'll go ahead and think

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[Eric Scott]

Well, that's new! and well, I'll go ahead and attempt to out fly it (yay for 80 ft air speed?) oh, and while I'm at it, I'll go ahead and think

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

The goo attempts to follow you... but, it can't fly and only has a movement speed of 10ft.

[blade artist]

Knack manifests a level one astral construct with the deflection ability. "I am not much up to creating, but my very being is manufactured. The problem witj showing you what I can do is that I can't really do anything, yet. At best, I can make these things, which are only temporary."

[Eric Scott]

Knack manifests a level one astral construct with the deflection ability. "I am not much up to creating, but my very being is manufactured. The problem witj showing you what I can do is that I can't really do anything, yet. At best, I can make these things, which are only temporary."

So, you want us to put faith in someone who can't actually do anything? he pauses for a moment It sounds like it would be more logical for us to worship a cow...

[blade artist]

But hey! At least I have divinity unlike that cow! Well, If you won't let me just be your god, what would you have me do that would prove me worthy of being this city's god, then. However, don't send me to fight Zippy, I've kinda seen what he can do. He would break me lkike a twig."

[Eric Scott]

But hey! At least I have divinity unlike that cow! Well, If you won't let me just be your god, what would you have me do that would prove me worthy of being this city's god, then. However, don't send me to fight Zippy, I've kinda seen what he can do. He would break me like a twig."

Are you the one that provoked him? He was the best guard we had... and very rarely had problems... and none of those outbreaks were nearly as bad as that one... and now he's gone... if you could manage to get Zippy back, we might be able to make you the Patron Deity...

[Fates]

Little did they know, the entire town would soon be Wreathed in Hellfire!

Maybe not, but I think I'm going to test that stuff out some time soon.

[Doomboy911]

"There's no need to think shout specky that hurts. Everyone report what is going on?"

[blade artist]

Knack thinks to the rest of the group I need to get Zippy. If I bring him back, the city will make me their god.

[Doomboy911]

"Right Specky get what you need done Hallok you and I are going to rain some unhealthy amount of pain upon the people I'll pop knick knack to Zippy and you can team up to "stop" us." I go invisible teleport to Knick Knack cast discern location for the Zipster and teleport him there.

[blade artist]

Alright, here I go!

[Sir Rigel]

Alright I assume I lost the goo by now... right? In any case I'll go ahead and make my way to the Clocktower (from the sewers still)... also, doomboy, all you "hear" in your head right now is:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Not right now random psychotic delusion
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Eric Scott]

"Right Specky get what you need done Hallok you and I are going to rain some unhealthy amount of pain upon the people I'll pop knick knack to Zippy and you can team up to "stop" us." I go invisible teleport to Knick Knack cast discern location for the Zipster and teleport him there.

You are unable to dissenting the location of Zippy...

Alright I assume I lost the goo by now... right? In any case I'll go ahead and make my way to the Clocktower (from the sewers still)... also, doomboy, all you "hear" in your head right now is:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Not right now random psychotic delusion
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

As far as you are aware of... the goo is gone.

[Sir Rigel]

Well, then I'll go ahead and try to find a way out of the sewers that doesn't involve a manhole... Probably a semi-public restroom in a inn if at all possible.

[Eric Scott]

Well, then I'll go ahead and try to find a way out of the sewers that doesn't involve a manhole... Probably a semi-public restroom in a inn if at all possible.

Anything is possible...

[blade artist]

"Well, is there at least a direction or, me save me, a location that I should start this search?"

[Sir Rigel]

Well then, I Guess I'll roll a search check then... for a ...non-foul smelling pipe
(1d20+5)[13]

[Eric Scott]

"Well, is there at least a direction or, me save me, a location that I should start this search?"

I have no idea where he could have gone...

Well then, I Guess I'll roll a search check then... for a ...non-foul smelling pipe
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You manage to find 3...

[Doomboy911]

"Fear not with my power no one can escape me even before I was a god this was barely an issue." Jack casts wish "I wish the Zippy we are looking for was in the nearest area on the ground that could hold him without breaking anything or injuring anyone."

[Sir Rigel]

Well, I'll go ahead and go into pipe number (1d3)[2] after turning into something more appropriately sized.

[Eric Scott]

"Fear not with my power no one can escape me even before I was a god this was barely an issue." Jack casts wish "I wish the Zippy we are looking for was in the nearest area on the ground that could hold him without breaking anything or injuring anyone."

Very well then... Zippy appears in a large clearing in a forest that is near by, he is fairly easy to see.

Well, I'll go ahead and go into pipe number [roll0] after turning into something more appropriately sized.

You come out into a bathroom that has a human in it... the human sees you and says What the hell did the last Guy that was in here eat?

[blade artist]

"Well, He's found. Want me to do somethin' else?"

[Eric Scott]

"Well, He's found. Want me to do somethin' else?"

How are we supposed to know he'll rejoin the guards? says the mayor, as Zippy begins to run away from the city.

[Doomboy911]

Turn invisible and leave teleporting to Hallok. Superior invisibility and break out a brown paper bag inflate it and stand behind him turn off invisibility and pop it very loudly. "Come we have to lay waste to that lovely little city. Dominate a few of my mice I've got a pretty transformation for them." I take out ten of my mice.

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(a hint as to what we're going to do.

[Sir Rigel]

I... *shudder* I have no Idea... *shuddder*

Pause for a moment... quickly look around

Where AM I?! it's kinda hard to figure out where you are when you are TRAPPED in someone else's bowels... eyes the toilet, and "puke"

BLUFF:(1d20+41)[58]

[Eric Scott]

Turn invisible and leave teleporting to Hallok. Superior invisibility and break out a brown paper bag inflate it and stand behind him turn off invisibility and pop it very loudly. "Come we have to lay waste to that lovely little city. Dominate a few of my mice I've got a pretty transformation for them." I take out ten of my mice.

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(a hint as to what we're going to do.

I like it.

I... *shudder* I have no Idea... *shuddder*

Pause for a moment... quickly look around

Where AM I?! it's kinda hard to figure out where you are when you are TRAPPED in someone else's bowels... eyes the toilet, and "puke"

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The human clearly disturbed runs out of the room... then there is a slight clang of metal hiring stone outside of the room.

[Sir Rigel]

I'll go ahead and fly up to the door and attempt to bang on it... and yell out Uh Hey, would you mind letting me out of here? it's kinda hard when you are this tiny!

Strength check: (1d20-2)[13]